Globe Jan-18-16

GUT IT OUT! Real Househusband of New Jersey JOE GIUDICE celebrates his fleeting freedom before he heads to the slammer for 41 months on fraud charges this March UNPRETTY BABY Yikes! What happened to BROOKE SHIELDS? The former modelturned-mom was a walking nightmare on the streets of New York! SKIN & BONES Eat something! Rail thin NAOMI WATTS iooks down and under weight at the beach in her native Australia! TICKET TO HIDE Eternal Beatle PAUL McCARTNEY strolls with his much better half, wife NANCY SHEVELL, on the sand at St. Bart’s looking like HE’s the walrus! WHATTA DORK! This is one of those times we have to laugh at goofball beach bum ELLEN DEGENERES — not with her! LOST IN SPACE Earth to ANTHONY HOPKINS! Looks like you misplaced…

FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover kept the powerful Kennedy clan under his thumb with explosive top secret files detailing the family’s involvement in kinky sex romps, murder, bribery and treason! Now, a top government official tells GLOBE the bombshell blackmail dossier — taken from Hoover’s office immediately after his death on May 2, 1972 — is STILL in existence and was used to control U.S. Sen. Ted Kennedy until he died in 2009! “The information in these files rewrites American history as we know it,” says the official, who claims to have read the FBI boss’ classified documents. “Hoover had the dirt on everyone who was anyone — but he particularly despised the Kennedys. He saw them as arrogant degenerates and a danger to America.” Hoover’s “Kennedy” files, which span…

TV weatherman Al Roker is being urged to retire by worried family and friends, who fear the “Today” icon’s hairtrigger temper is getting shorter and threatening his legacy! After 20 years on the job, “Al needs to pull the plug and slow down before anything life threatening happens,” an NBC insider tells GLOBE. And if he doesn’t jump from his $8 million-a-year job, Roker may get shoved, the insider says, especially since the unpredictable star “has had some close calls with career-ending blunders.” Shortly before the holidays, the once jovial star raised eyebrows by filing a formal complaint against a New York City taxi driver who didn’t stop to pick him up. Roker contends the cabbie racially profiled him because he’s black! Back in October, the weatherman, 61, sparked a…

PRINCES William and Harry are secretly plotting to destroy their hated dad, Prince Charles! The brothers are desperately trying to convince top-level advisors Charles is nuts and can never be allowed anywhere near the throne! “The princes call him a buffoon and a disaster waiting to happen,” says an insider. “They say Charles laughs like a maniac when things go wrong, instead of being sympathetic. He talks to his trees and plants – and listens to them! “He even lies on the floor of his country house, Highgrove, to eavesdrop on visitors as they pass his windows! “Eccentric isn’t a strong enough word for Charles – they call him a Clown Prince!” But far worse, William, 33, and Harry, 31, blame him for their mother’s death in a Paris car…

BETRAYED by best friend KATIE Holmes is having a “revenge baby” with undercover lover Jamie Foxx — and her exhubby, Tom Cruise, is enraged! GLOBE has exclusively learned Katie, 37, and Jamie — who have been dating on the down low since 2013 — are eager to take their relationship to the next level by starting a family of their own! “Tom got the shock of a lifetime when he heard through mutual entertainment industry friends that Katie is trying to get pregnant with Jamie’s baby!” an insider tells GLOBE. “Tom believes this ‘revenge baby’ is Katie’s way of getting back at him for the years of misery she feels she spent as his wife.” By September 2014, the “Dawson’s Creek” beauty bought a house in Calabasas, Calif., to be…

SENATOR Ted Cruz — who is running a distant second to GOP presidential front-runner Donald Trump — is NOT eligible to be President of the United States, a special GLOBE investigation reveals! The Texas politico was born in Canada, and now a bitter battle has exploded over the U.S. Constitution’s requirement that presidents be natural-born Americans. Cruz readily admits he was born in Calgary, Alberta — on Dec. 22, 1970 — to Delawareborn mother Eleanor Darragh and Cuban-born father Rafael Bienvenido Cruz. But he claims his mother was an American, and so that automatically made him an American at birth. Florida congressman Alan Grayson disagrees, insisting Cruz’s mother became a naturalized Canadian and gave up her U.S. citizenship! “Technically, he’s not even an American,” Grayson, a Democratic nominee for the…