Globe December 19, 2016

BEVERLY’S HILLS Yikes! Former Beverly Hills, 90210 cutie TIFFANI THIESSEN could’ve used a White Collar to cover up her sunburned cleavage — not to mention some pants for her celluliteladen legs! DIG THIS! Pop tart BRITNEY SPEARS may not have her pick of men anymore, but she can still pick her nose! SAG HARBOR It sure took a lot of guts for MICHAEL DOUGLAS to go shirtless on a yacht with pals! BUMS THE WORD Shhh. No one tell KATE HUDSON that her butt was flapping in the breeze during a recent lunch in L.A. RAGE WATCH Ex-Baywatch stud DAVID HASSELHOFF got really worked up at a Lakers game — and that’s the most work he’s had in years! PRICE CHECK Check it out! Diva MARIAH CAREY goes shopping just…

GUTSY sitcom star Leah Remini is daring Scientology poster boy Tom Cruise and other church brass to sue her for publicly slamming the controlling cult in her blistering docu-series. The 46-year-old former member, who played Kevin James’ wife in the hit sitcom The King of Queens, says she’d welcome a lawsuit — because then she could force cult kingpins to reveal their most sinister secrets. “Why do I wish they would? Because they’d have to be deposed … I’d have to be deposed, and so we’d get some real information out,” she says. Furious church honchos are enraged about the series, Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath, on the A&E channel, which reveals bullying and abuse of current and former members. And Tom hasn’t uttered a peep in defense of…

SQUEAKY-CLEAN country queen Loretta Lynn has made a shocking confession — the mom of six has smoked pot! But it was only once, for medicinal reasons — and it was a bum trip! The 84-year-old music legend took a toke of the herb for the first time six months ago to help with her glaucoma. “They gave me one of these cigarettes,” she reveals. “I took one smoke off of it and it hit me right here in the chest. I like to have died!” The experience was such a downer, Loretta says, she’d rather go blind than take another toke. “Glaucoma is just going to have to take over,” she says. Loretta notes that heavy pot smoker Willie Nelson, 83, may have inspired her to get high. They recently…

AMERICA, stop the insanity! Bloodthirsty cowards are killing our brave lawmen at a terrifying rate! The death toll of U.S. cops killed in the line of duty this year soared to 133 by the end of November — up from 112 killed in 2015. That’s a shocking 19 percent increase — and the number is expected to climb with more senseless fatalities in December! And the number of cops killed by firearms has jumped a horrifying 63 percent — from 38 in 2015 to 62 this year. In an exclusive GLOBE interview, Craig W. Floyd, the president of the National Law Enforcement Officers M e m o r i a l Fund, which issued the f a t a l i t y statistics, tells GLOBE: “The trend that is…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE ‘She didn’t realize it but she was playing Russian roulette’ TOXIC injections from a medical quack may be killing Priscilla Presley — and friends fear Elvis’ ex-wife has just six months to live! “Priscilla may well have put her life on the line by overdoing it with all the plastic surgery,” says a friend. “She wanted to look younger and instead the fix has doomed her. “It’s tragic, but she may not have much longer to live — six months at the most.” Ravaged by toxic plastic surgery, Priscilla, 71, once considered one of the most beautiful women on the planet, looks positively skeletal these days — with sunken cheeks, grotesque puckered lips and scarring on the sides of her mouth. Sources fear the Naked Gun actress and…

KEEPING his word to rid the U.S. of “bad hombres” from south of the border, President-Elect Donald Trump is gearing up to boot countless illegal immigrants, who have raped, maimed and murdered innocent Americans under President Barack Obama’s watch. WORLD EXCLUSIVE Now, after a six-month investigation, GLOBE has compiled a Dirty Dozen list of the most despicable illegal immigrants — all prime candidates for getting the boot! “Children are being molested, elderly women are being killed,” says Dan Stein, president of the Federation for American Immigration Reform and a fierce critic of Obama’s illegal immigrant-friendly policies. “You have these drunk drivers and people who commit murder who should’ve been deported!” But Trump has vowed to have “zero tolerance for criminal aliens. Zero! Day one, my first hour in office,…