KRASH的March 2024目录

Hey KRASH Heads, Ash here. Welcome to our amazing March issue! Well, WE think it’s amazing... and we hope YOU agree! This month we check out the upcoming WWE show in Perth, throw Donkey Kong in the ring with Mario (who do YOU think would win?), take a ride on a new bike in Cruise Control, try some cool pranks, learn a brand-new skate trick and heaps more. We also give away a stack of cool prizes! MORE consoles! MORE scooters! AND the coolest comics in the world! There’s only one mag you EVER need. Enjoy, KRASH Heads!…

GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE STARS: Bill Murray, Paul Rudd, McKenna Grace, Finn Wolfhard and Carrie Coon. RELEASE: 28 March, 2024. STORY: In the latest chapter of the Ghostbusters film franchise, we return to where the story began, the iconic New York City firehouse made famous in the original 1984 movie. Following the events in Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021), this year’s Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire takes place after a dimensional crossrip in Summerville, Oklahoma is avoided. Joining the original Ghostbusters team, the Spengler family relocate to New York where the discovery of an ancient artefact called the ‘Death Chill’, unleashes a mysterious and evil power. Together, the veteran Ghostbusters and new recruits must protect their home and the rest of the world from the unpredictable and dangerous fate of a second Ice Age. Q:…

MARIO VS DONKEY KONG REMAKE FORMAT: SWITCH You know, Mario and Donkey Kong were never really friends. They started off really disliking each other and fighting all the time. One of their greatest battles happened 20-years ago in the game Mario vs Donkey Kong. The big ape had stolen all the moustachioed plumber’s mini-Mario toys, and he had to get them back. The gameplay differed from Mario’s classic platformers by being much more puzzle focused. It’s still a 2D platformer, but you need to solve each of the level’s puzzles, working out how to safely navigate your way to the toy, and then collecting it before Donkey Kong can escape. As always, the inventive level design is what made this Nintendo game an instant classic, and it’s awesome…

GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS FASTEST WEDDING CHAPEL The Best achieved a speed of 99 km/h (62 mi/h) in Shelbyville, Illinois, USA, on 30 September 2010. The fastest 100 metres sack race is 25.96 seconds and was achieved by Christian Roberto López Rodríguez (Spain), in Yuncos, Spain, on 18 November 2020. The fastest 0-100 km/h acceleration by an electric car is 0.956 seconds, and was achieved by AMZ Racing (Switzerland), in Dübendorf, Zurich, Switzerland, on 1 September 2023. The farthest arrow shot using feet is 18.27 m (59 ft 11 in), achieved by Shannen Jones (Australia) in Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia, on 15 August 2022. The most basketball slam dunks in one minute by a rabbit is 7, achieved by Bini the Bunny in California, USA, on 31 October 2016.…

I YELL AT INANIMATE OBJECTS “FOR ALL THOSE TIMES STUFF JUST DOESN’T DO WHAT IT’S SUPPOSED TO DO.” Discussion topics in this group include the most satisfying noise to make when yelling and the strangest object members have yelled at (entries include a matador statue and cheese). With just 12,274 members, you can’t help but feel this group hasn’t reached its potential yet. SHOE PHONE APPRECIATION SOCIETY “GRAB YOUR SHOE PHONE AND YOU CAN PRETEND TO BE DEEP IN CONVERSATION, THUS AVOIDING THE PLEASANT SMALL TALK OF SOMEONE YOU CAN’T STAND!” Maxwell Smart sure has a lot to answer for. Ever since the secret agent made a call on his shoe phone people have been pretending to do the same. Reception isn’t great but, hey, it looks so cool right?…

Hi KRASH! You guys make great mags! They rock! I love the giveaways, KRASH news, WWE, and everything really. From you biggest fan and #1 fan Josephine Dear KRASH, Your magazine is so cool. If there was such thing as a lifetime subscription I would spend all my life savings on that. I absolutely love WWE. I love Shame Shack and Freak Out. I love KRASH and all your comps. From your biggest fan from all the planets including Uranus. P.S KRASH needs a capital because it is very special. Rhys Hey KRASH, I love your magazines, They are really fun to read, I love all the prizes in them. I have a joke for you guys: “What is the best thing about Switzerland?, I don’t know but the flag’s…

UNDERTAKER 1 DEADMAN SHOW • FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23 – FREMANTLE PRISON IN PERTH• MONDAY, FEBRUARY 26 – PALAIS THEATRE IN MELBOURNE• WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 28 – DARLING HARBOUR THEATRE IN SYDNEY• THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 29 – FORTITUDE MUSIC HALL IN BRISBANE TICKETS: WWW.LIVENATION.COM.AU 1 THE UNDERTAKER’S REAL NAME IS MARK CALLUM. ■ TRUE■ FALSE 2 THE UNDERTAKER WAS BORN IN DEATH VALLEY. ■ TRUE■ FALSE 3 BEFORE BECOMING A WRESTLER, THE UNDERTAKER HAD PLANS TO BE A PRO BASKETBALL PLAYER. ■ TRUE■ FALSE 4 ‘ZOMBIE’ IS ONE OF THE UNDERTAKER’S COMMON NICKNAMES. ■ TRUE■ FALSE 5 KANE IS THE UNDERTAKER’S BROTHER IN REAL LIFE. ■ TRUE■ FALSE 6 THE UNDERTAKER WAS UNDEFEATED UP UNTIL WRESTLEMANIA 30.…

Mark Wahlberg has revealed that a script has been written for a second Uncharted movie. Hopefully it will start shooting soon. The third Sonic the Hedgehog film is coming on December 20! Sega has announced it is bringing back five of its dormant game series, with all new titles from Jet Set Radio, Shinobi, Crazy Taxi, Golden Axe and Streets of Rage on the way. Netflix has announced it is creating a video game based on its new hit movie Rebel Moon, as well as famed survival series Squid Game. An exclusive version of Sonic Mania Plus is also coming to the service. After being cancelled once again in 2023, our favourite games conference E3 has confirmed that it is now dead and won’t ever be coming back. So sad.…

PLAYSTATION PORTAL Sony has a new handheld out; well, kind of. The PlayStation Portal isn’t a console, but instead a lovely 10” screen, surrounded by DualSense quality controllers. On it, you can play the games you have downloaded on your PS5 over Wi-Fi. It works best in your own house, but can work on any Wi-Fi network. The device is built really well, and if you’re someone who is always stuck unable to play your PS5 because someone else is using the big screen, it’s really handy. Plus, it doubles as a second controller for normal gaming, too. CORSAIR NIGHTSABRE RGB WIRELESS GAMING MOUSE PC gamers looking for a killer gaming mouse will find plenty to like in the Corsair Nightsabre. It looks amazing, with a smooth top, textured side…

THE AMAZING MAZZY Become a robotics expert with Mazzy by Xtrem Bots. DIY BUILD You’ll need to call on all your skills to build Mazzy from scratch with more than 100 building components. Choose from two configurations – android or rover mode – each of which include two electric motors and an infrared sensor. CODE KING Building Mazzy is only the beginning. You’ll also need to code this super-smart bot yourself. Download the free Mazzy App to program up to 240 actions and instruct Mazzy to solve a maze, take on a racing challenge, or even bust a move! MIGHTY MAZZY Mazzy’s infrared sensor helps it detect and avoid obstacles, and you can instruct Mazzy to hold and carry objects with its clamp hands. Mazzy also comes with 40 different…

COOKIE MONSTER TOOL KIT: Cookie dough and salt. THE SET UP: Ask your mum or dad or help you bake some cookies. Follow the instructions on the cookie dough, but add a bunch of salt to the mixture before you put it into the oven. Take the cookies to school the next day to share with your buds, but instead of biting into a sweet, choc-chip treat, they’ll get a mouthful of gross, salty cookie! THE PUNISHMENT: Get ready to run because your grossed out mates are going to be mad. And watch out for their revenge prank. It won’t be pretty. THE MAD HATTER THE SET UP: Get crafty and make a bunch of hats – all the same colour but each one slightly bigger than the last. Next…

DOING A MANUAL LOOKS LIKE THE EASIEST TRICK TO DO, BUT ACTUALLY IT’S REALLY HARD. STEP 1. You can begin by putting your board on the grass and just practice balancing on your back wheels. The grass keeps the board from rolling away from you and you can just focus on the balancing part. STEP 2: Then go on the flat concrete and try. Be sure to get some speed, this can make it easier. STEP 3: Set yourself a target from when you want to start lifting the front wheels off the ground. Using the cracks in the pavement is the best thing to use as markers. Score yourself because then you’ll know if your improving or not. STEP 4: Practice going up and down, each time trying to…

Q: Where did the sick ship go? A: To the dock. Q: WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO CATCH A FISH? A: HAVE SOMEONE THROW ONE AT YOU. Q: What happened to the pig who lost its voice? A: It became disgruntled. Q: Why did the whale cross the road? A: To get to the other tide. Q: What has two legs but can’t walk? A: A pair of pants. Q: Where did the spaghetti go to dance? A: The meat ball. Q: WHAT DO YOU COOK A CROCODILE IN? A: A CROC-POT. Q: Why do donuts go to the dentist? A: To get fillings. Q: WHAT DO JOKES AND PENCILS HAVE IN COMMON? A: THEY ARE NO GOOD WITHOUT A POINT. Q: What game do young ghosts like to play?…

SHAME OF THE MONTH Me and the crew were carving it up at the skatepark, mega-ollies, kickflips and super smooth moves in the bowl. I was on fire, shredding like a pro with half my school year watching from the benches. Or at least, that’s what I thought… until disaster struck. It wasn’t a slam. This was worse. This was nuclear-level humiliation. As I wiped sweat from my face (looking mega-cool, obviously), my fingers touched something unfamiliar on my nose. My heart skipped a beat. It was a pimple. Not just any pimple... this was a Mount Kosciuszko of zits. I started to panic. I could practically hear my schoolmates high-pitched cackles across the park. I dropped my board and tried to think of an escape, but I’d have to…