KRASH的November 2020目录

ALL ABOARD GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS 2021 FOR A LIFE-CHANGING JOURNEY OF DISCOVERY! This year, Guinness World Records are devoting a chapter to the history of exploration, starting with the story of the very first circumnavigation, along with a “History of Adventure” timeline, featuring a host of remarkable achievements. The fully revised and updated best-seller is packed with thousands of incredible new feats across the widest spectrum of topics, providing a whistle-stop tour of our superlative universe. Embark on a voyage through the vast panorama of record-breaking in 12 fact-packed chapters: • Travel through the Solar System and see the planets come to life with a free augmented-reality feature. • Encounter the cutest, weirdest, most dangerous and exotic creatures on our home planet. • Meet the world’s tallest, shortest, hairiest and…

SUPER MARIO 3D ALL-STARS SWITCH We start with a surprise, but very exciting release, on the Switch. Way back in the SNES era, the coolest game you could get was Super Mario All-Stars, as it came with three games from the series bundled together – hours of awesome gaming. Decades later and Nintendo is doing it again, this time bundling three iconic games from yesteryear and putting it on the Switch. The oldest is iconic 1996 N64 game Super Mario 64. Then there is 2002 GameCube open-world classic Super Mario Sunshine. Followed by the brilliant Wii game Super Mario Galaxy from 2007. Of course, the graphics have been sharpened, the great soundtracks remastered, and the gameplay improved for the Switch. They don’t look modern, but they’re still a lot crisper…

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION BE THE STAR OF YOUR OWN VIDEO UNIVERSE WITH THE KIDIZOOM STUDIO! VIDEO MASTER Create awesome videos with this high-definition video camera that features a built-in microphone and a flip-up lens for selfies. Cut scenes together for awesome trick effects or join photos to create time-lapse and stop-motion videos. YOUTUBE STAR Set up the perfect shot with the included tabletop tripod to film your very own unboxing videos or convert it to a 5-inch selfie stick and flip up the camera lens to frame perfect selfies or on- the-move selfie-videos. VIRTUAL ADVENTURES You can also use the green screen and more than 20 animated backgrounds to set the stage for all your video adventures. Host your own show, give tours, create disappearing illusions or even get chased…

THE PRANK: THE FUNNEL FLIP THE SET UP: Choose your most gullible friend or family member and tell them you want to show them a trick. Put the funnel inside the waistband of your pants, then balance the coin on your chin, and finally let the coin drop into the funnel. When they see how easy the trick is they’ll want to have a go themselves. But this time, when they put the funnel down their pants and just as they try to balance the coin, pour your bottle of water straight into the funnel and watch their shocked face as they realise you’ve just wet their pants! THE PUNISHMENT: You’ll probably want to start running, and get ready for a wicked revenge prank. TOOL KIT ■ A PLASTIC FUNNEL…

Good news KRASH Heads – you can subscribe to your favourite magazine and SAVE OVER 35% OFF THE COVER PRICE! Why wait until the mag hits newsagents and supermarkets? Subscribers usually get the mag a couple of days before everyone else, plus it’s cheaper! Best of all, if you get a subscription you can get your parents to pay for it for your birthday instead of having to raid your own wallet every month. Much easier than pestering mum or dad every time you’re in the supermarket! Please note that subscription copies do not include cover gifts.…

Our lovingly absurd marsupials are back and putting a fresh spin, jump and wump on conflicts of cosmic proportions, discovering expansive new worlds, unexpected allies, larger-than-life boss battles and powerful new Quantum Masks that must be united to restore order to the multiverse. Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time is not a remaster, but the first original entry in the Crash franchise in more than 10 years. To celebrate, Toys for Bob is excited to introduce a fresh art style for Crash to fans that maintains the zany spirit of the franchise while also breathing new personality and charm into it. ENTER TO WIN! FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN SIMPLY GO TO PAGE 6 FOR DETAILS ON HOW TO EITHER POST OR EMAIL YOUR ENTRY. GOOD LUCK! FOR FULL TERMS…

The 2021 Guinness World Records book has arrived! This year’s book has been compiled in the most extraordinary of circumstances. Halfway through writing it, the world was turned upside down by COVID-19, but despite lockdowns and quarantines, it’s not stopped people from breaking records at home or on social media. So you can expect the usual mix of awesome achievements, incredible human bodies and the latest from the worlds of science, sport, gaming, music and movies. Each month KRASH will be bringing you more cool records from the 2021 book, so stay tuned for more officially amazing records! YOUNGEST MAGAZINE EDITOR The record for the world’s ‘Youngest Magazine Editor’ was achieved by Roxanne ‘Roxy’ Downs (Australia) on 6 April 2017 (her 8th birthday) when her first issue of It GiRL…

If you’re into your MMORPGs, a new one is set to land on PS4 before the end of the year. It’s called Bless Unleashed, and it has a medieval vibe that feels like a mix of Elder Scrolls and Monster Hunter. A full Let’s Sing 2021 karaoke game has been confirmed. It will launch on November 13 for XBO, PS4 and Switch. Rhythm music game Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Music has landed a November 13 release date on Switch, PS4 and XBO. Fans of arcade puzzle games will be able to enjoy Puyo PuyoTetris 2 on December 8. It’s hitting current and next-gen consoles. Those of you addicted to the legendary MMORPG World of Warcraft can lock in October 27 for the launch of the next big expansion, Shadowlands. Legendary…

HEAD TO HEAD It’s that time of year again as the two epic soccer games release within weeks of each other. It’s one of the most iconic head-to-head battles in the industry, but this year is very different indeed. That’s because PES 2021 (XBO, PS4, PC) isn’t really a proper sequel. Developer Konami has decided to focus on a brand new next-generation version of the game on an all new engine for PES 2022. As a result, this year all we are getting is a season update. It’s basically an expansion pack, bringing all the new team rosters and player changes for the upcoming season to basically the same game. You can also play through the full Euro 2020 tournament and enjoy the iconic moments of some of the sport’s…

1 COLLECT ORANGE AND RED PROPERTIES Tony suggests prioritising buying the Orange and Red properties. Statistically, these are landed on the most frequently, increasing the chances of other players paying rent for your property. 2 DON’T PANIC IN JAIL According to Tony, Jail is not the worst place to be! If you have played the game well and purchased as many properties as possible from the first roll of the dice, you will be better off during any potential stints in the slammer. If you do find yourself behind bars, you can still collect rent from other players all while avoiding any unlucky Chance or Community Chest cards, or expensive payouts to your fellow players. 3 CALL IT STRATEGIC SEVEN Seven is the most common dice roll. So, for every…

STEP BY STEP STEP 1. You must keep your eye on the spot you choose to launch from eg the red x mark. Remember to go slow to start with, then increase the speed as you start landing them. STEP 2. Bend down to grab your board, better to grab from the middle of the board otherwise your fingers can hit the wheels ouch! STEP 3. Bring both you legs into your body and pull up hard with your hand, this will keep the board stuck to your feet. Lift the front or the board a little so you don’t nose dive the landing. STEP 4. This must have been Joshes 10th attempt. Keep practicing, learn from each jump, just keep going until you land. Twist your hips…

As the main character in the STATUS:  popular Nickelodeon animated series of the same name, SpongeBob SquarePants is an optimistic sea spong e who lives in a pineapple under the sea. STYLE: SpongeBob is a rectangular shaped, yellow-coloured sea sponge with big, blue eyes who usually w ears a white t-shirt, a red tie, brown pants and blac k shoes. PERSONALITY: Joyful, confident and somewhat c hildish at times, SpongeBob has a positive attitude towards life and a fun-loving, genuine nature. FRIENDS:  A pink-coloured starfish named Patrick Star shares many wild adventures with his best friend, SpongeBob SquarePants. SKILLS: A sense of humour, swift reflexes and the ability to expand his body b y absorbing liquids are a few of SpongeBob’s skills. STATUS: Made famous in the DC Comics fr…

There are 30 characters available to race in Nickelodeon Kart Racers 2. There’s an additional 70 companion characters, too. You don’t race as these side characters, but instead you can collect them and use them to build out your pit crew, giving your kart certain buffs. So, who can you actually control? Let’s take a look: • Tommy Pickles (Rugrats) • Chuckie Finster (Rugrats) • Angelica Pickles (Rugrats) • Reptar (Rugrats) • Ren Höek (The Ren & Stimpy Show) • Stimpy J. Cat (The Ren & Stimpy Show) • Rocko Rama (Rocko's Modern Life) • Heffer Wolfe (Rocko's Modern Life) • Arnold Shortman (Hey Arnold!) • Gerald Johanssen (Hey Arnold!) • Helga Pataki (Hey Arnold!) • CatDog (CatDog) • SpongeBob SquarePants (SpongeBob SquarePants) • Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants) • Squidward…

Q: How did the beautician style the ghost’s hair? A: With a scare-drier. Q: Why did the jelly wobble? A: Because it saw the milk shake. Q: How do snails get their shells so shiny? A: They use snail varnish. Q: What did the clean dog say to the insect? A: “Long time, no flea.” Q: How do you know if a spider is good with computers? A: It has a website. Q: Why did the cannibal have indigestion? A: He ate someone who disagreed with him. Q: What did the dog say to the tree? A: “Bark.” Q: What do you get if you sit under a cow? A: A pat on the head. Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m suffering from déjà vu.” Doctor: “Didn’t I see you…

When I was at school I went to the cubical and I was pooing. Then I came out. People were laughing at me. Then I thought ‘why’? So I went back to the cubical where I saw that there was still tissue paper stuck in my butt. That was the most embarrassing thing ever! Danya In school I was trying to impress a girl that I really like by dancing. I went to get a drink and when I just finished two of my friends dacked me. One pulled my shorts off and another one pulled my shirt up so every one could see my undies. The most embarrassing part was the yearbook editor was my rival and they saw me half-naked. They took a picture for the yearbook. Jerome…