Q What do modern artists call a self-portrait?
A By my selfie!
Lanny, Qld
I traded my Nintendo console for a Switch.
I got a Wii-fund!
Jona, NSW
Q How do ducks fart?
A Their butt quacks!
Corban, Qld
Q What happened to the family when the lights went out?
A They were delighted!
Kasey, WA
A soap opera is when soap stings your eyes in the shower and the pain makes you cry out loud!
Peta, Vic
Q Why was the farmer’s horse called Mayo?
A Coz Mayo-neighs!
Mumad, SA
Knock, knock! Who’s there? I found mop! I found mop who? Where? Wait. Yuck!
Jeramiah, Qld
Scientists discovered methane frozen in the ice caps!
They say it’s a blast from the past!
Aren, Tas
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