Globe May 1, 2023

GOING TO WASTE Tubby former kid star EDWARD FURLONG terminates some trash in West Hollywood ONE SHARP DRESSER Funnyman JACK BLACK, who voices the spiky demon Bowser in The Super Mario Bros. Movie, comes out of his shell! ZONED OUT The Sopranos’ EDIE FALCO applauds at a New York Knicks game — but looks like the buzzer’s gone off for her attention span! HEAVY HART Mammoth MELISSA JOAN HART, former star of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, needs a magical fix for her weight THE GAUNT FATHER Skinny CHAZZ PALMINTERI, writer and star of mob movie A Bronx Tale, appears dead on his feet in West Hollywood SEAS THE DAY Real Housewives of New Jersey’s TERESA GIUDICE checks her skimpy suit — but the reality TV loudmouth is just beachy in…

JILTED Romeo Leonardo DiCaprio is secretly scheming to win back Gigi Hadid, who ended their three-month romance with the ego-crushing words “Let’s just be friends,” tattle sources. Knockout Gigi, 28, got under the notorious love-’em-and-leave-’em bachelor’s skin by kicking HIM to the curb before he could break things off, says a spy, who insists the Oscar winner is frantic to woo back the bombshell who got away! “Leo is doing his best to play it cool, but he’s also in a hurry to win the heart of Gigi before she finds someone new,” says the source. “Even though she’s a bit older than most of the girls he dates, he finds her beautiful, intelligent and irresistible. “What attracts him even more is she’s a huge challenge!” Gigi’s number one priority right…

BRATTY Britney Spears is hunkered down with lawyers and plotting an exit from her reeling marriage that won’t cost her a huge chunk of her $60 million fortune, sources say. The frazzled 41-year-old pop tart is tiring of controlling hubby Sam Asghari, 29, following a soul-searching vacation apart from him where the mom of two ditched her wedding ring and frolicked with other men, sources snitch. “Britney has come back from this trip saying it was bliss to be away from Sam and left to her own devices,” dishes an insider. “It’s no secret they’ve been arguing a lot and desperately needed this break. “Britney seems to have found it liberating not to have Sam breathing down her neck — and it’s something she could see herself getting used to!”…

TRYING to quash persistent buzz his marriage is on the rocks, Monaco’s Prince Albert declares his runaway wife, Princess Charlene, is “excited and happy” — only he wasn’t talking about their relationship! The 65-year-old skirt chaser was talking about a palace restoration project, saying Charlene, 45, “shares the joy” of the eight-year job. But as GLOBE reported two weeks ago, following an article in a French magazine that said the marriage was kaput, Charlene was spotted out and about in Milan without her wedding ring and later skipped a major appearance, forcing Albert to take sister Caroline as his companion. Meanwhile, palace PR spinners flew into a tizzy, putting out a denial that the couple were in trouble. Now Albert’s at it again, insisting Charlene’s excitement over renovations shows “her desire…

COUNTRY wildcat Tanya Tucker raised hell with booze for decades, but insiders say the 64-year-old Texas Tornado’s kicked the bottle over fears for her health — and her life! The brassy Delta Dawn singer is currently wailing tunes around the country ahead of the June 2 release of her new album, Sweet Western Sound, and looking terrific, but an insider snitches she swore off hooch after “some health setbacks this year that scared her straight and got her hell-bent on staying alive.” Tanya is so revved up about her new album and getting on the road again, she kicked all her unhealthy habits, not just booze, says the source. “She’s touring and had to toss the bottle to be able to stay on her feet. She never felt so good.…

SEX-CRAZED Christina Aguilera is mapping new “pleasure points” she can tap for the Big O that she never knew existed! “I’ve gotten to know my vagina well over the last 42 years and literally, there are pleasure points that keep opening up as you get older,” insists the Dirrty doll, who is launching her own line of sex products. “There’s four different places that I can orgasm from around my vagina — and that is the truth!”…