Globe February 13, 2023

SOLE MAN Stinker DANNY DeVITO, who often shares shots of his “troll feet” on social media, snaps pictures of his piggies at an L.A. Lakers game BOARD STIFF Former first daughter IVANKA TRUMP visits a Miami skate park while her two young sons take lessons HAT TRICK Reclusive Batman beauty KIM BASINGER tries to stay undercover during an outing in L.A. HUNGRY MAN NICK OFFERMAN, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson, takes his jelly belly for a run in Bel-Air OLD CHIPPY Jowly jester LILY TOMLIN spaces out while downing junk food in Hollywood WURST DATE EVER! Terminator hunk ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER hoists some sausages in Germany while partying with galpal HEATHER MILLIGAN GLOBE (ISSN 1094-6047) Vol. 69 No. 7, is published weekly by a360 Media, LLC, 270 Sylvan Avenue,…

FOX News weatherman Adam Klotz got beaten black and blue after trying to stop a bunch of teens from attacking an old man on a Big Apple subway. Adam, 38, was heading home following a pro game at 1:15 a.m. when he says he stepped in saying: “Yo, guys, cut that out! And they decided, ‘If he’s not going to get it, you’re going to get it.’” Klotz says the punks began punching and kicking. “They had me on the ground. My ribs are all bruised up.” The thugs fled at a stop, but police later nabbed two 15-year-olds and a 17-year-old, who were released to their parents. Klotz was treated at a local hospital.…

ONCE a big shot on his CNN prime-time opinion show, fired Chris Cuomo is now whining about how he was booted — and complains his glory days are behind him. The 52-year-old blowhard now marooned on News-Nation, the TV equivalent of a desert island, boasts, “I was Number One on the most powerful media platform in the world.” Now, crybaby Cuomo, who joined the fledging network in October, admits: “I’ll never be number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 on some bullsh*t media power list.” As GLOBE reported, Cuomo got the boot after two women accused him of sexual misconduct and a probe found he’d used his position to try to help his brother Andrew, then governor of New York, who was also accused of sexual harassment. Andrew, now 65, resigned…

COURAGEOUS Parkinson’s patient Michael J. Fox confesses he became a drunk to cope with the crippling disease he hid from the world for seven years — but now boasts he’s been off the sauce for three decades! Then 24, the actor was the prince of Hollywood in 1985 when his flicks Back to the Future and Teen Wolf scored No. 1 and No. 2 at the box office. But just five years later, after a night of boozing he woke with his pinky finger twitching and when it didn’t stop went to a neurologist who gave him the gloomy diagnosis. He kept the disease a secret for seven years, but plunged into the bottle to numb his fears of the crippling that the incurable disease would progressively cause. “I drank to…

ASTRONAUT Buzz Aldrin once walked on the lunar surface, but now he’s over the moon after getting hitched to fourth wife Dr. Anca Faur at age 93! Following the private ceremony in L.A. on his Jan. 20 birthday, the spaceman was tweeting: “On the day I will also be honored by Living Legends of Aviation, I am pleased to announce my longtime love Dr. Anca Faur & I have tied the knot.” The former Korean War combat pilot noted he and his 63-year-old bride, a PhD in chemical engineering and an exec at his company, were “as excited as eloping teenagers.” In 1969, more than 600 million TV viewers saw Aldrin become the second human to step on the moon following his commander Neil Armstrong on their Apollo 11 mission. Aldrin fathered…

FREAKING out over possibly being tossed behind bars after being charged in the shooting death of movie camerawoman Halyna Hutchins, Rust gunman Alec Baldwin is in double danger of financial problems as legal bills mount and acting gigs disappear, sources say. “Baldwin’s hired the best legal counsel he can and that’s likely to have already set him back hundreds of thousands — and once the case is done, win or lose, his bill could run into the millions,” spills an insider. The 64-year-old actor and movie armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed are facing two counts of involuntary manslaughter each in the killing of Hutchins, 42. She was fatally shot on the New Mexico set of the low-budget Western Rust when a revolver Baldwin was holding fired a live round in October 2021.…