Globe的April 25, 2022目录

TOP DOG Funnyman ADAM SANDLER gives doughy pooch BAGEL the star treatment in Paris PUCKING AROUND Actor DEAN McDERMOTT — Tori Spelling’s tubby hubby — heads for a hockey game in L.A. amid rumors their marriage is on thin ice LOOKING SHARP Rapper CARDI B makes it a point to nail her video vixen style in NYC, but those claws seem downright dangerous! HOW CHEESY! Hefty Havana songbird CAMILA CABELLO bares her celluliteriddled bod in Miami Beach RAISING CANE Big Yellow Taxi singer JONI MITCHELL rolls back into the spotlight — seven years after being waylaid by a dangerous brain bleed TOE-TALLY RUDE Footloose WOODY HARRELSON ditches his shoes at Idaho’s Sun Valley Film Festival…

PRESIDENT Joe Biden’s high-living coke addict son, Hunter, is costing taxpayers more than $30,000 a month to protect! That’s because the recovering wild man, now an artist and under investigation for his business dealings when dad Joe was vice president, lives in a “resort-style” home in super costly Malibu. Since Hunter, 52, new wife Melissa and their infant son are due 24/7 protection, the Secret Service shells out $30Gs monthly for the house next door. Meanwhile, Hunter’s paying $20,000 a month to rent his four-bedroom, three-bath deluxe digs with a pool. Retired agent Don Mihalek shrugged off the costs, saying, “This isn’t new. “Typically, wherever a protectee sets up their residence, the Secret Service is forced to find someplace to rent nearby at market value.”…

POUTY Megan Fox’s ballooning duck lips are becoming a turnoff to her fiancé, Machine Gun Kelly, who’s pleading with her to lay off the fillers, dish sources. The 35-year-old Hollywood stunner and 32-year-old rapper are engaged to be married and “he wishes she wouldn’t do anything,” tattles an insider. “He’s begging her to stop getting them so pumped up, it’s just not attractive. But she won’t listen. “It’s really sad because Megan is so stunning naturally, but she can’t seem to stop getting lip injections and it’s starting to look way overdone. “When you see her in person it’s very obvious that she’s got too much filler. Everyone is telling her to dial it back. Unfortunately, Megan’s not even close to listening. She loves the way it looks.” The Transformers…

JIM CARREY a hypocrite? Who saw that coming! The Dumb and Dumber star, 60, tossed mouthfuls of shade at Tinseltown for lauding slap-happy WILL SMITH after he smacked comic presenter CHRIS ROCK at the Oscars, spewing: “I was sickened by the standing ovation,” and “Hollywood is just spineless en masse and it really felt like this is a really clear indication that we aren’t the cool club anymore.” But now it’s big-mouthed Jim who’s getting slammed for sexually assaulting ALICIA SILVERSTONE at the 1997 MTV Movie Awards, when the Clueless cutie was 20! Not only that, he grossly tried tongue kissing WILL SMITH at the same event! And there’s proof! In disturbingly resurfaced clips from the event, Jim, then 35, is seen going to collect an award from Alicia, then…

ELVIS PRESLEY’s ex-wife, Priscilla, admits she did “not do well” in high school because The King kept her out all night while courting her as a teen! The Naked Gun star, 76, says she and the swivel-hipped singer would leave his Graceland estate “after the Johnny Carson monologue” and not come home until “three, four or five o’clock in the morning.” The ill-fated couple got hitched in 1967 — eight years after Elvis, then 24, first met the beauty at 14.…

BATTLING bride Stefanie Ginas and goofball groom John Gerhard had a bloody brawl hours after tying the knot — causing the newlyweds to spend their wedding night in a Florida jail, lawmen say. Shortly after the North Carolina couple exchanged vows at the Hilton Hotel in Naples, cops were called to investigate a domestic disturbance. Officers found weeping Ginas, 32, wearing a torn, blood-spattered bridal gown and say she’d argued with her bad-news beau over her brother. She suffered a bloody nose, busted lip and swollen eye. According to an arrest report, Ginas claimed the injuries occurred while she defended herself — but also insisted the dustup was her fault! Gerhard, 43, had fled the scene, but soon returned — with a cut on the bridge of his nose and blood…

PRECOCIOUS Iain Armitage has Hollywood eating out of his hand. But sources say friends and family fear the Young Sheldon whiz kid will flame out — like the industry’s other failed phenoms! “Iain gets tons of fan letters and offers are pouring in for him to star in the next big role. How could he not let it go to his head?” says an insider. “He has a really good support system. But co-stars on the show and people in his life are being very careful and measured — and quite frankly they think it’s too much, too soon.” Tipsters tell GLOBE the savvy sitcom kid has long wowed industry execs with Iain Loves Theatre, his You-Tube series that reviewed stage shows, but the 13-year-old’s star power has only grown…

STAR TREK bloviator William Shatner set his phaser on “stun” when he humiliated teen actor Wil Wheaton on the set of Star Trek V! In his new memoir Still Just a Geek, Wil reveals at age 16 he was playing Wesley Crusher on Star Trek: The Next Generation spent weeks getting ready to meet his idol on the veteran actor’s nearby set. Now 49, Wil recalls nervously approaching Shatner, now 91, and “it took about eight steps for my confidence to evaporate.” His hero instantly ridiculed his costume and refused to shake hands! “‘What is that, your spacesuit?’ Shatner said, and made a sound that was somewhere between a laugh and a cough,” writes Wheaton. But the next day, series creator Gene Roddenberry made Shatner send Wil a signed apology!…

EVIL warmonger Vladimir Putin is “constantly” attended by thyroid cancer specialists and is being treated with steroids that triggered terrifying bouts of “roid rage,” intelligence sources say. A new investigation into the 69-year-old Russian tyrant reveals three cancer doctors have been dogging the accused Ukraine war criminal wherever he goes! According to a source, Dr. Alexey Shcheglov has taken 59 trips with the Russian monster and spent 282 days at his side being tasked with monitoring his thyroid gland and detecting “oncological problems.” Meanwhile, cancer specialist Dr. Igor Esakov has seen Putin 38 times and lived in his shadow for 152 days, and Moscow’s Central Clinical Hospital expert, Dr. Yevgeny Selivanov, has spent 166 days with the dictator, including stays at his Black Sea mansion. As GLOBE revealed weeks ago,…

BAD BOY Will Smith is rapidly becoming persona non grata in Hollywood — along with wife Jada Pinkett Smith and their kids Willow and Jaden — thanks to his Oscars Slapgate scandal, insiders say. Even though the King Richard Oscar winner voluntarily resigned his membership from the movie academy after slapping host Chris Rock during the recent ceremonies, sources snitch the organization is looking into all legal options! As worldwide TV audiences watched in shock, 53-year-old Will stormed onstage and whacked Rock across the face after the comic cracked a joke about Jada, whose head is shaved. The joke may have been in poor taste since Jada, 50, has revealed her battle with alopecia, an autoimmune disorder that causes hair loss, but Chris is the clear winner as showbiz types…

BUSTY Beyoncé’s fans are swooning over new photos showing her suddenly bigger chest and a vampire breast lift expert confirms the songbird’s boobs are boosted! The 40-year-old Crazy in Love singer displayed her assets in a sheer nude dress at a private party with husband Jay-Z, leaving one tipster gushing: “Her body looks incredible. “Everyone was talking about it. Her boobs are a lot bigger and that’s because she recently had some fat transfer done and perhaps new implants too.” The source notes the Brown Eyes songbird “had it done before but this time is the most noticeable. “She’s thrilled with the results, but she’ll never admit it, not even to her husband. It’s her own fat so in her mind, she’s still all natural.” Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Robert.…

U.S. soccer heroine HOPE SOLO, 40, was busted for DUI in a North Carolina big box store’s parking lot — with her engine running and two kids in the car! Solo’s also charged with resisting arrest and misdemeanor child abuse. She’s lawyered up and ain’t talking. Country singer PARKER McCOLLUM, 29, got hitched to his longtime girlfriend, HALLIE RAY LIGHT, 25. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo alum LAURYN “PUMPKIN” SHANNON, 22, and hubby JOSHUA EFIRD are expecting twins as matriarch MAMA JUNE hears wedding bells again. Bestseller STEPHEN KING’s horror franchise It is getting an HBO Max series prequel. Tentatively titled Welcome to Derry, it’s about a group of kids who square off against a killer clown. It’s the end of a long love story for soap icon SUSAN LUCCI,…

SITCOM sweetheart turned TV chef Valerie Bertinelli, 62, whipped up a fresh deal to continue Valerie’s Home Cooking, which recently kicked off its 13th season on the Food Network. Since 2015, the former One Day at a Time cutie has been a fixture on the channel, where she’s also served as a judge on Beat Bobby Flay and co-hosted Kids Baking Championship with Duff Goldman. Here are ten things you don’t know about the Daytime Emmy winner. 1 She is descended on her mother’s side from King Edward I of England, who sat on the throne from 1272 to 1307. 2 Her first showbiz gig was an Easter commercial for a department store. But she recalls the director barked at her for not eating a chocolate bunny “with enough enthusiasm.”…

A SEATTLE meth maniac is charged with bludgeoning his lover to death with bolt cutters, a hatchet — and a pair of bongo drums! The bonkers brute reportedly lured his victim, Randee Rios, 32, to his home, hammered her with the implements — and then called in his dreadful deed to 911! Cops who arrived in the early hours of March 27 found the dead woman, her skull shattered, and broken bongo bits and blood spatters everywhere. Tyrone Wells, 41, has been charged with premeditated first-degree murder and is being held in lieu of $5 million bail. “The defendant admitted he invited the victim to his home, they watched movies and she fell asleep,” Senior Deputy Prosecutor Aubony Burns wrote in charging documents — adding Wells woke the woman before killing…

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ARIES March 21 - April 20 Pride goes before a fall and words spoken in haste could cause trouble at home or work, Ram. But Venus helps you admit you were wrong and move on. Midweek, an intriguing hobby catches your interest. Give it a try to discover a hidden talent. Don’t make large household purchases until next week. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Spring has sprung — but where is your mood, Twin? Wait until Mercury moves into your sign Friday and you’ll find it — along with a burst of energy to pursue projects you’ve been neglecting. Midweek, romance is waiting at a community event, but the cosmos says delay a first date until after Saturday. LEO July 23 - Aug. 23 Saturn has Lions revved up…

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A PAIR of menacing carsized UFOs hounded and harassed the huge Navy amphibious assault ship USS Kearsarge for several nights while the vessel was on recent military maneuvers off the East Coast. Later, military brass chillingly admitted the glowing objects were “not ours.” The astonishing encounter came just six months ago and was filmed by military personnel onboard the 843-foot, 40,500-ton warship, according to documentary maker Dave C. Beaty, who adds no footage has been released. One U.S. Marine onboard, identified only as “Mark,” described the flying craft as “balls of light” that mostly hovered about 200 feet above the ocean, but also made swoops while tailing about a half mile behind the naval craft. The Kearsarge’s deck watch first spotted the bizarre balls of light, but was unable to…

CRAFTY Kourtney Kardashian fooled everyone into thinking she married tattooed rocker Travis Barker in an Elvis-themed wedding in Las Vegas — but GLOBE has learned it was a hoax to bang the drum for her family’s new reality show! The big fake-out happened after the two canoodled like horny teens at the Grammys and then hot-footed it to Sin City’s infamous One Love Wedding Chapel, where they demanded a King of Rock ’n’ Roll impersonator perform the honors. But sources snitch to GLOBE the couple didn’t have a marriage license — so it wasn’t even legal! “There’s a lot of talk that this whole thing was planned to build buzz for The Kardashians and that it will likely feature in the early episodes, with sneaked footage of the bogus event,”…

CURVY Khloé Kardashian’s sexy new workout video has triggered a huge backlash from viewers who accuse the beauty of boosting her booty with implants. The 37-year-old reality star got spanked after posting an exercise video focusing on her behind nearly bursting out of skin-tight pink leggings. “OMG U can see her implants when stretching. A 2nd layer of her bum on top of her bum,” writes a fan page poster. Pens another: “Something in her butt. Like something extra.” A third mouths off: “Sorry, if her butt is natural then I have some oceanfront property in Arizona I can sell to her.” Another online critic shot down the idea of implants, but insisted “they are fat injections. Unless those leggings have cushion….idk, something is off.” But Khloé dismissed the slams…

JILTED jailbird Joe Exotic filed for divorce from Dillon Passage — a year after his toyboy hubby told him their marriage was toast! Through his lawyer, the zany Tiger King ex-zookeeper, 59, expressed hope he and Dillon, 26 — who wed in 2017 — “can both move on with their lives and divorce quickly and amicably.” Joe wants to wed another inmate. The former big-cat wrangler, who’s been battling prostate cancer, was sent to the cage for 21 years for ordering botched hits on rival Carole Baskin.…

THE tragic Turpin kids have had nothing but MORE terror and trauma ever since they were rescued from the house of horrors where their parents beat, starved, tortured and chained them, stunned lawmen say! The children’s freakish foster father — who took in the five youngest siblings — is charged with molesting two of the sisters more than 50 times! Marcelino Olguin, 63, has been slammed with seven counts of committing a “lewd and lascivious act on a child.” Olguin, his wife, Rosa, 58, and daughter Lennys, 37, also face abuse and torture charges! The five fragile kids — who’d finally escaped enslavement by their own parents after a sibling fled and called 911 — were dumped into this fresh new hell when the cretinous clan was appointed their caretakers…

SCIENTISTS have discovered a common fungus stops armies of chicken-killing super ants dead in their tracks as they relentlessly march across America! Originally from Brazil and Argentina, terrible tawny ants — commonly called crazy ants for their erratic movements — are now destroying native North America insects and small animals as well as causing electrical fires as they spread from Texas. Until now, there was no way to stop the miniature monsters, which kill chickens and other critters by clogging their nasal cavities, resulting in suffocation and a quick meal. Omnivorous tawny ant armies will also swarm into electrical boxes and equipment, clogging switches and triggering short circuits that can cause shutdowns and even spark dangerous fires. The ants caused nearly $150 million in damages in Texas in one year alone.…

FUNERAL homes are ghoulish little shops of horror where horrifically mangled corpses are repaired behind the scenes so their relatives and friends can see them a final time looking their best! But Pittsburgh Institute of Mortuary Science student Madison Acor reveals the job’s not for the squeamish and is baring terrifying trade secrets on the internet. At her stomach-churning classes, Madison says she’s given mangled mannequins to repair — like a cancer victim with chunks of skin missing and a person shot in the face. In one lesson, she repaired a fake stabbing victim with huge gashes across the neck, chin, lips and eye. Madison first filled the wounds with clay and then topped the gashes off with smoothed wax. “We use a feathering technique to make everything lay nice,…