Globe October 14, 2019

SOLE SEARCHING Barefoot BRUCE WILLIS watches the cars pass by on Sunset Boulevard — talk about Hollyweird! SCREAM QUEEN Actress turned rocker JULIETTE LEWIS shows music doesn’t soothe the savage beast BITING WORDS CATHERINE ZETA-JONES doesn’t bat an eyelash at wolfish hubby MICHAEL DOUGLAS! GEEZ LOUISE! Thelma and Louise star GEENA DAVIS has gone from fabulous to frumpy! HORSING AROUND CHRISTINA AGUILERA jumps the gun ahead of Halloween with her high pony and weirdly witchy makeup OFF THE WALL DAVID HASSELHOFF kicks up his heels at Germany’s East Side Gallery, which features murals from the Berlin Wall THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

DEMI MOORE revealed she engaged in three somes with then-hubby Ashton Kutcher — and now deeply regrets it! In her blockbuster new memoir, Inside Out, the Ghost star says she agreed to the steamy romps in a desperate bid to please her 15-years-younger spouse! “I wanted to show him how great and fun I could be,” now 56-year-old Demi writes in the tell-all exposé. The pair got it on twice with another partner, but Demi calls the torrid trysts a “mistake.” That’s because Ashton later used the hookups in an attempt to justify his cheating on her! Demi was out of town filming in 2010 when she was stunned to read reports that the Punk’d bad boy had bedded a 21-year-old hottie in their marital home! ‘I wanted to show…

A DERANGED Miley Cyrus fan who wanted to be the pop of the pop star’s baby was nabbed at her iHeartRadio concert in Las Vegas — where he hoped to get the Can’t Be Tamed star pregnant! David Rumsey, 42, has been tweeting for months about his bizarre parenting plans! “It’s my life’s mission to impregnate Miley,” he told the Wrecking Ball singer’s security team before cops booked the alleged celebrity stalker on a felony charge of making threats.…

LENNY KRAVITZ is in the dark about where his favorite shades are — and is begging fans for help in finding them! “I’m missing this pair of sun glasses after my show in L.A. at the Shrine this weekend,” the Let Love Rule singer writes on Twitter, sharing pics of him sporting the eyewear. “They are incredibly sentimental to me, they are vintage and they belonged to a family member,” the 55-year-old rocker explains. “Hoping to get them back, no questions asked.”…

HOW do you keep track of horses when there are so many in the paddock? If you’re Buckingham Palace, you color-code them! That’s what the Downton Abbey cast learned when they borrowed the royal King’s Troop of equines for the blockbuster new movie sequel to the wildly popular TV series. “It’s extraordinary!” exclaims Hugh Bonneville, who was, um, saddled with the role of the Earl of Grantham. “They have the darker horses for the funerals, the lighter horses for the weddings!”…

KINKY Prince Andrew sweats like a pig, sucks toes and is a lousy lover, according to a gorgeous blonde who claims she was a teenage sex slave gifted to the British blue blood by his pervert pal Jeffrey Epstein! Virginia Roberts Giuffre has gone public in America and Britain with sordid details of her encounters with the prince, who partied with the brutish billionaire even after Epstein was convicted for pedophilia in 2008! Now 35, Virginia says she was 17 years old when she had three romps with the randy royal on orders of Epstein, who was found hanged in his New York cell in August after being caged on new federal sex trafficking charges. Virginia claims the twisted moneybags, who used a harem of teen girls to entertain rich…