Globe April 23, 2018

THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! GONE TO POT Looks like Gladiator hunk RUSSELL CROWE’s been missing his workouts. He needs a tent to hide that gut BAD MOM’S SOUR PUSS Ashton Kutcher’s wife MILA KUNIS looks glum while grocery shopping at Whole Foods in Los Angeles. The Bad Moms beauty should have sent her PA GRIN & BEAR IT Is former Saturday Night Live funnygal JANE CURTIN smiling — or in pain? OOPS – SHE DID IT! CAITLYN JENNER’s having a hard time containing herself. Someone tell the spotty senior and sex swapper about Depends FROZEN IN TIME SHARON OSBOURNE’s mug is looking a bit stiff following a reported trip to the nip/tuck doctor. Hope she can loosen her lips to gab on her chat show, The Talk UH…

ONLY IN GLOBE Sitcom star insists sexual abuse by dad pushed her over edge COMEDY queen Roseanne’s severe mental problems — including a split personality disorder and a stint in a psycho ward — have triggered fears she’s a walking time bomb who could explode and destroy her TV comeback. The quirky comic returned to air to massive ratings — and a congratulatory phone call from President Donald Trump — on March 27 with a CBS revival of her original show, which included her old cast — and her old wacky ways! An insider warns, “People are worried about Roseanne. Her first sitcom, which ran from 1988 to 1997, imploded as a result of her mental health problems — and she’s having a tough time this go-round, too. “She’s been…

THAT’S ONE FOR THE MONEY! WORLD EXCLUSIVE LISA MARIE PRESLEY’S pals say she’s going to blow her stack when she sees the latest photos of estranged hubby Michael Lockwood out on the town with the pair’s twin daughters: He’s wearing blue suede shoes — a trademark of her dad, Elvis! The 56-year-old musician donned the fancy footwear while stepping out with Lisa Marie’s nine-year-old twins, Harper and Finley — AND a female friend — adding insult to injury! “She won’t be happy to see Michael dredging up her dad’s 1956 hit Blue Suede Shoes that way,” spills an insider. “To be fair, Michael still listens to Elvis’ music all the time — but anything he does is bound to infuriate Lisa Marie!” The pair split in 2016 after ten years…

ONLY IN GLOBE! SERIAL cheater Prince Charles has fathered FOUR love children around the world, betraying first wife Diana and even his mistress and current spouse, Camilla — driving his outraged mother, Queen Elizabeth, to bar the womanizer from the throne! The bombshell revelations come after an exhaustive, 26-month GLOBE investigation that crisscrossed the world to expose the horn-dog prince’s forbidden family with a jaw-dropping array of DNA tests, financial records, birth certificates, documents and eyewitnesses! GLOBE’s investigation proves the Prince of Wales was constantly bedding babes behind his wives’ backs — and was reckless in his sexual encounters. Although only Princes William, 35, and Harry, 33, are recognized as Charles’ children — and heirs to his colossal fortune of $100 million in liquid assets and the $1.3 billion Duchy…

SITCOM star Kaley Cuoco’s driving her groom Karl Cook ape by turning their upcoming wedding into a circus with demands that her zoo of pets — including pigs and chickens — be part of the wacky ceremony. “Kaley and Karl have a Noah’s Ark of rescue animals, including dogs, cats, bunnies, horses, pigs, goats and chickens — and Kaley won’t hear of excluding any of them,” says a source. “Kaley is driving Karl crazy with her outlandish wedding demands.” Cook, 27, a horse-jumping competitor and son of software billionaire Scott Cook, promised the 32-yearold Big Bang Theory beauty a “big” wedding. But Kaley’s turned into a bridezilla with her diva demands for 500 guests plus the animals — with the tab for the affair estimated at a staggering $4 million,…

BRAZEN reality beauty Brandi Glanville blames her frozen face — that forces her to talk out of the side of her mouth — on a bungled cosmetic procedure. The Sharknado 4 actress says botched laser hair removal on her upper lip paralyzed her several years ago. “I got a third-degree burn and my face on the right side doesn’t move the way my face on the left side moves,” she says. The 45-year-old former model and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hottie is known for her outspokenness and trash talk since ex-hubby Eddie Cibrian, dad of her two sons, dumped her for songbird LeAnn Rimes in 2010. As for her frozen puss, the brash Bicoastal Beauty Unfiltered blogger adds: “If you don’t like it, **** my ****!”…