Globe的September 25, 2017目录

GWYNETH PALTROW admits she torpedoed her relationship with Brad Pitt — and now, nearly 20 years after she coldly dumped the Hollywood hunk, she’s launched a desperate bid to win him back! “I’ve f***ed up so many relationships,” Gwyn revealed during an interview meant to boost her battered image. “I’m a pretty good friend, and a good sister, and a daughter and a mother, but I am at my potentially most vulnerable and f***ed up in the romantic slice of the pie,” confessed the 44-year-old. The Oscar winner then called out to Brad, who is currently estranged from his wife, Maleficent star Angelina Jolie, announcing: “I f***ed that up, Brad!” “They’ve been apart for almost two decades, and now she’s made a public announcement to gain Brad’s attention — right…

New Girl star HANNAH SIMONE kept her July 2016 marriage to JESSE GIDDINGS under wraps, and now she’s yet to reveal the name of their newborn baby boy. Congrats anyway! Did JOY-ANNA DUGGAR have a shotgun wedding? The 19-yearold suddenly wed in May instead of the planned fall date. Now she and hubby AUSTIN FORSYTH are expecting. Hmmm! Charmed star HOLLY MARIE COMBS posted a pic of her engagement sparkler — but forgot to post the last name of her new guy MIKE! Baseball great PETE ROSE was banned for gambling, and now he’s in the doghouse again. FOX Sports booted him after a gal says he bedded her when she was underage. Legendary comic SHELLEY BERMAN, who starred on Curb Your Enthusiasm, died September 1. He LARRY SHERMAN, who…

SITCOM sexpot Sofia Vergara scored a major victory in her fertility fight with former fiancé Nick Loeb, who’d sued the Modern Family beauty on behalf of their frozen embryos! Back in March 2013, the pair had created two embryos — which Nick named Emma and Isabella — and put them on ice, hoping to start a family together. But that dream died when their romance crashed and burned a year later. To bolster his quest to implant the fertilized eggs in a surrogate mother, bitter businessman Nick filed a right-to-life lawsuit in Louisiana, the only state that gives legal rights to embryos. But a judge tossed out the case, saying the embryos were citizens of California, where they were conceived, making them the property of their parents.…

PUPPETEER Matt Vogel knows firsthand it’s not easy being green — especially now that fans are slamming the new voice of Kermit the Frog because he “just sounds wrong!” Matt replaced Steve Whitmire in July, when Steve was canned for “repeated unacceptable business conduct” after 27 years portraying Jim Henson’s most iconic Muppet. But Matt’s September video debut has left fans less than impressed, with one complaining his “Kermit sounds like Ernie from Sesame Street.”…

SCIENTISTS have developed a new scanning technique that could dramatically improve the prognosis of breast cancer patients! When the cancer is found only in a breast, it is relatively easy to treat — and is often removed by surgery or eliminated with radiation or chemotherapy. But when the cancer metastasizes and secondary tumors develop outside the breast — often in the lungs, liver or bones — the disease becomes truly life-threatening. Now researchers at King’s College London have discovered clusters of immune cells called “myeloid-derived suppressor cells,” or MDSCs, start to mass in the lungs — before the cancer spreads! The scientists inject patients with a “tracer” molecule that latches onto MDSC cells — if they are present. Then a 3D gamma-ray scanner can identify any clusters. The technique establishes…

COUNTRY songbird Miranda Lambert is flying high — and bringing ex-husband Blake Shelton to a new low — now that her dirt-dishing new album is a smash hit! The 33-year-old Texas firecracker led all performers in nominations for this year’s Country Music Association Awards with nods for her album The Weight of These Wings and her tell-all hit songs Vice and Tin Man. Meanwhile, Blake, now cuddling with platinumblond pop doll Gwen Stefani, was shut out for the second year in a row! Miranda can’t keep from smiling these days,” a friend says. “She suffered at Blake’s hands, but now the world is coming up roses and that pain of losing her man has faded into the rearview mirror. And that she’s beating Blake at his own country music game,…

FRIGHT master Stephen King is under attack — by clowns! But America’s goofy jesters say THEY are the ones at risk — because of King! World Clown Association President Pam Moody says It, a new horror flick based on King’s 1986 novel of the same name, has soured the nation on her laugh-loving members! The movie stars Bill Skarsgard as It/ Pennywise the Dancing Clown, who terrorizes kids in Maine — and real-life clowns say the flick is creating a PR nightmare and nobody is hiring them! “People had school shows and library shows that were canceled,” says Moody. “That’s very unfortunate. The very public we’re trying to deliver positive and i m p o r t a n t m e s s a g e s to aren’t…

ABC’S World News Tonight with David Muir has toppled NBC’s Nightly News with Lester Holt in the ratings — sparking talk Lester could be booted from the coveted anchor chair in favor of rising MSNBC star Rachel Maddow! Lester, who replaced Brian Williams in 2015 after his suspension for on-air “misrepresentations” tarnished the network’s reputation, had been on a ratings roll from the get-go — but was recently toppled from his number one spot. “Holt has scored well in the key 25 to 54 age group, but overall Muir is drawing in nearly 300,000 more viewers,” notes one critic. With momentum moving in Muir’s favor, I wouldn’t be surprised if NBC made a move to stop the show’s slide before it goes too far. And Maddow would be the obvious…

HOW ANNE FOUND HER PRIDE HAVING made headlines during relationships with Steve Martin and Ellen DeGeneres, Anne Heche (ex-Vicky/Marley, Another World), knows a little about living in the spotlight. But Anne, who stars in the new NBC series The Brave, admits she spent years being embarrassed about winning a Daytime Emmy in 1991. “I didn’t have pride then,” she reflects. “I, as a woman, have had a difficult time embracing my own strength and celebrating my own accomplishments.” Today her outlook has changed, and she likes being recognized for her work. “Now I go, ‘Where is my Emmy? Let’s win another one!’ ” Adds the actress: “It took me a while to be able to stand tall.” Y&R ALUM WOULD RETURN SHEMAR MOORE has been busy since leaving his role…

COLON CANCER survivor Sharon Osbourne has blamed stress for detonating her disease — and now it appears cheating husband Ozzy Osbourne may have set her off! The co-host of The Talk reveals rocker Ozzy, 68, had affairs with SIX women — not just the reported fouryear affair with hairstylist Michelle Pugh! Sharon, 64, even lists Ozzy’s other women: “Some Russian teenager, then a masseuse in England, our masseuse [in the U.S.] and then our cook. He had women in different countries. Basically, if you’re a woman giving Ozzy either a back rub or a trolley of food, God help you.” The pair reconciled and renewed their vows earlier this year — but Sharon is on the record saying: “I think that a lot of people are born with different genes…

FOR Suri Cruise, seeing superstar dad Tom Cruise has been a mission impossible — but that may change as spies claim the pint-size actor and ex-wife Katie Holmes have agreed to meet for the first time in years! The news broke as the couple’s five-year divorce contract has come to a close. An insider insists, “Tom can’t hide behind lawyers anymore. He needs to show Katie the respect of oneon- one dialogue and work out a regular visitation schedule with Suri, plus come to terms with the fact Katie’s dating his former friend Jamie Foxx.” Katie’s shocking split from Tom in 2012 — and defection from his religion, Scientology — probably led to her being labeled a “suppressive person” by the space-alien cult. It typically would demand Tom cut off…

But her affair with cheating Charles was far from over. In the fall of 1983, when she was visiting England, Charles invited her to Highgrove. His son William was about 15 months old. “We slipped back into the familiar intimacy,” says Janet. “Neither of us thought of using protection.” In December 1983, she wed a wealthy Canadian entrepreneur she’d been dating. She was already three months pregnant. She gave birth six months later — on June 13, 1984 — and listed her husband as the father on Jason’s birth certificate. But a close friend says, “Charles should take a paternity test. Janet’s son is the spitting image of William. “They look like brothers, and I believe they are.” Jason is 6-foot-2, the same as William. His father, now Janet’s ex-husband,…

CLAY’S FLUSHED OUT American Idol runnerup CLAY AIKEN is a real stinker, according to his Big Apple neighbor ELIZABETH ROTHSTEIN. She claims in court the crooner’s stoppedup toilet flooded her nextdoor apartment, leaving her with a whopping $60,000 in damages and a disgusting mess. Liz doesn’t know if Clay himself crammed improper foreign materials and/or improper amounts” in the toilet, but it overflowed and deluged her pad. At least she’s not complaining about him singing in the shower. JERRY& NORM STILL LOVE COSBY! Being a serial sex predator doesn’t seem to bother JERRY SEINFELD or NORM MACDONALD very much — at least when it comes to BILL COSBY. Jerry recently declared Cosby, who’s been accused of drugging and sexually assaulting nearly 60 women, the “biggest” comic of all time. “I…

LEGENDARY singer Tom Jones has been struck by a deadly illness he’s refusing to talk about, and stunned pals fear the macho music maker is on his last legs! The 77-year-old Delilah singer abruptly canceled his U.S. concert tour “following medical advice” — the latest evidence the hip-swinging hunk is ready to sing his last notes! Tom posted a notice on Twitter apologizing to fans and ominously telling them he’ll be back on tour NINE months from now — in May 2018! “Pals are really worried for Tom,” says an insider. “He’s been through hell these last two years. They’re praying he doesn’t give up.” The health scare isn’t the first for the former sex symbol. Back in 1988, the superstar, then 48, underwent secret throat surgery to have a…

A TWISTED pair of “womb raiders” have been arrested on charges of murdering a pregnant neighbor, dumping her body — and stealing her baby! Savanna LaFontaine-Greywind, 22, was eight months pregnant when she vanished on Aug. 19, after visiting the apartment of William Hoehn and Brooke Crews to help Crews with a sewing project. At the time of her disappearance, Savanna’s worried mother, Norberta Greywind, said, “She’s in danger. Something’s wrong.” Hundreds of volunteers in and around Fargo, N.D., began searching for Savanna. After eight days, her corpse — heavily wrapped in plastic and duct tape — was found on Aug. 27, caught on a tree branch in the Red River. Meanwhile, authorities repeatedly searched the apartment of Crews, 38, and Hoehn, 32 — who lived upstairs from Savanna and…

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COMEDIANS are cashing in like never before! Jerry Seinfeld is the king of comedy — netting $69 million between June 2016 and June 2017, according to a list of top earning stand-ups. Chris Rock and Louis C.K. finished behind Jerry with $57 million and $52 million, respectively. The mega-rich mirth-makers each scored comedy specials with Netflix — for as much as $20 million! Others gagsters who laughed their way to the bank: Dave Chappelle ($47 million), Amy Schumer ($37.5 million), Jim Gaffigan ($30.5 million) and Kevin Hart ($32.5 million).…

Heroic odor attacker invented! THE war on sickening smells has a new weapon! A cleanser that attacks odor-causing bacteria using probiotic fresheners is now on the shelves of Target, Wegmans and other leading retailers. Hero Clean products — including an odor eliminator spray that uses probiotic microbes to wipe out bacteria and a cutting edge, enzymefifilled detergent — use science to eliminate nose-numbing scents. Designed with men in mind, Hero Clean’s dish and hand soap allpurpose cleaner isn’t sickeningly sweet, either — so you won’t feel like you need a shower after you clean! Unplug or else! NIGHTLY TV binges TRIPLE the risk of developing a physical disability! Daily viewing of five hours or more is extremely dangerous for people over 50 “because they are much more susceptible to the…

MADONNA has not only fallen off the charts, she’s dropped off the public’s radar! The has-been pop star struggled to prove her identity to FedEx, which didn’t believe her and wouldn’t hand over her delivery! The dissed diva expressed herself, tweeting a glum photo with the caption: “When you’ve been arguing with fed-ex all week that you are really Madonna, and they still won’t release your package!” In other words, the Borderline star just isn’t in Vogue!…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 That nosy neighbor just refuses to leave you alone, Ram, but when Mercury meets Uranus, you’ll fifind the way to block this prying person from your life — for good! Midweek, look for money luck linked to a Sagittarius pal, especially if shopping for a house or car. Single? The weekend brings new romance. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 It’s vital to follow through with promises now and prove you can be depended on, Twin! This may be hard, but it will be well worth the effort later, especially in fifinancial matters. Midweek, irritability comes back to bite you — keep a lid on your bad mood and strive for calm under the Sagittarius moon! LEO July 23 - August 23 Mindfulness is…

PIN-UP girl Tawny Kitaen won a booby prize for cheating with married O.J. Simpson, but now she’s making a clean breast of things — having her implants cut out and going all natural! Bachelor Party beauty Tawny, now 56, hooked up with the disgraced football felon in the ’80s — while his wife, Nicole, was pregnant with daughter Sydney, now 31. The Juice was so brazen he even once stashed curvy Tawny in the same hotel where he was staying with his wife — so he could shuttle between his ladyloves! Simpson, 70, who was notoriously acquitted in the brutal slaying of Nicole in 1994, is set to be released from jail on parole after serving nine years for armed robbery in Nevada. Tawny Kitaen returns to her ‘natural’ boobs…

THE VOICE Season 13 premiere) Mon., Sept. 25, NBC, 8 p.m. Miley Cyrus and Jennifer Hudson will replace Gwen Stefani and Alicia Keys as coaches, but veteran mentors Adam Levine and Blake Shelton are still in the house. NCIS Season 15 premiere) Tues., Sept. 26, CBS, 8 p.m. Mark Harmon leads the troops, who will get a new running mate when Maria Bello joins the cast as a new agent — in episode four! DESIGNATED SURVIVOR Season 2 premiere) Wed., Sept. 27, ABC, 10 p.m. Kiefer Sutherland stars as Tom Kirkman, a cabinet member who is appointed president after a catastrophic attack on the U.S. Capitol. WILL & GRACE Thurs., Sept 28, NBC, 8 p.m. One of the season’s most intriguing reboots arrives. Here’s hoping Will (Eric McCormack), Grace (Debra…

Saucy MarthaMartha takes atakes a SNOOZE! LOOKS like Martha Stewart had a little bit too much of “a good thing!” As these world exclusive photos reveal, GLOBE caught the domestic diva knocking back cocktails — and then shamelessly nodding off — at the U.S. Open Tennis Championship in Queens, N.Y. Martha, 76, was among a star-studded crowd that also included Alec Baldwin, Megyn Kelly and Shania Twain on the tournament’s Aug. 28 opening night. “She saw a pretty good match, or at least she was there for it. I don’t know how much she saw,” a shocked witness tells GLOBE. “She got bleary-eyed, flushed, and then it was good night, Martha!” The lifestyle guru is known to bend her elbow — and even launched Martha Stewart Wine Company last spring…

CONTROVERSIAL Family Feud host STEVE HARVEY is launching a new daytime show, Steve, because he’s out for REVENGE! But insiders say the so-called funnyman, who’s been rocked over his racist “jokes” this year, has another thing coming! Steve, who also hosts fifive other TV shows and a radio program, admits he’s moving his operations to L.A. to attract more star power for his gabfest. But the hothead host — whose fifirst wife has accused him of bigamy — arrogantly thinks his show will have the clout of a latenight show despite the early time slot. “I always wanted to do late-night,” he says. “Nobody’s talked to me about it. So I just said, ‘I’ll do a late night show in the middle of the daytime.’” “Apparently Steve can’t take a…

KEVIN JAMES’ winning everyman approach to comedy has fueled a long stand-up career, nine hit seasons of The King of Queens and a string of comedies. The 52-year-old cutup returns this month with the second season of Kevin Can Wait. Here are 10 things you didn’t know about the star. 1He was born in 1965 as Kevin George Knipfing and spent his childhood in Stony Brook, N.Y. 2In high school, he took the number one spot on the wrestling team, just ahead of friend and future WWE star Mick Foley. 3He was a jock in college, too, playing football at the State University of New York at Cortland, until a back injury ended his sports career. 4Kevin joined brother Gary Valentine’s improv group after ditching college and performed stand-up for…

THESE are two nuns who didn’t take a vow of poverty! Two wanton women put on a sinful sister act — dressing as nuns — to stage a bank heist! But their criminal dress-up game went to hell, thanks to a quick-thinking teller! The unholy pair entered a Citizens Bank in Tannersville, Pa., just weeks ago. One of the robbers — wearing a full nun habit, veil and wimple covering her hair — pulled out a gun and demanded cash, according to lawmen. The other woman, clad in similar religious garb, stood near the door as a lookout, shielding her eyes with sunglasses. In a Hail Mary play, a teller engaged the automatic alarm and the would-be thieves bolted for the exit. Investigators are still trying to determine if the…

COLDHEARTED televangelist Joel Osteen is blowing chunks of his $50 million fortune on keeping his choirboy looks! Exclusive GLOBE photos show the toothy TV preacher looking younger now than he did in 2005! According to an expert, Osteen — blasted for stiffing Hurricane Harvey victims — has spent thousands of dollars on Botox, fillers and cosmetic surgery! “He looks five years younger than he did 11 years ago!” renowned cosmetic surgeon Dr. Otto Placik tells GLOBE. The photos — snapped in 2005 and 2016 — reveal the smarmy 54-year-old preacher has “clearly” had Botox treatments to his forehead and the furrows between his eyebrows, says Dr. Placik, who has not treated Osteen. Notice the eradication of horizontal lines on his forehead,” points out Dr. Placik. Osteen also appears to have…

AFTER 16 years the brutal murder of pretty congressional intern Chandra Levy has been solved! In a bombshell world exclusive, Joe McCann, the private investigator hired by the slain 24-year-old brunette beauty’s family, tells GLOBE: “I’m satisfified I know what happened. “I know who killed Chandra Levy!” But the former Washington, D.C., cop says he won’t publicly reveal the killer’s identity until the fiend is under arrest and safely behind bars. On May 1, 2001, Chandra disappeared after going jogging in the capital’s Rock Creek Park. Mysteriously, she’d left her purse and identification at her apartment. At the time, she was deep into a secret affair with married California Congressman Gary Condit, who was 30 years her senior. Condit was never charged or named as a suspect — but was…

GIGI HADID is being blasted as a racist after a video surfaced of her squinting her eyes to imitate Buddha, and furious Chinese are telling the 22-year-old model not to attend the Victoria’s Secret show in Shanghai. The now-deleted clip prompted thousands to demand a boycott after Gigi confirmed her appearance at the Nov. 28 event. “You’re not welcome here. Screw off!” railed one angry citizen. Gigi has apologized — but one poster wasn’t impressed: “Sorry, we cannot forgive u.” SPOT THE EVIL TWIN Were these celeb look-alikes separated at birth?…

WIN $100 1 & 10 Enduring singer-songwriter famous for her song At Seventeen 6 & 2 Star known for roles in Argo and Good Will Hunting, movies for which he also garnered Oscars for Best Picture and Best Screenplay, respectively 11 & 3 ’50s rom-com about five couples who discover they aren’t legally wed, starring Ginger Rogers, Marilyn Monroe and Zsa Zsa Gabor, We’re ___ 7 & 5 Band fronted by lead singer Mick Jagger 9 & 8 Actor who won an Academy Award for playing Hamlet in 1949 4 Netflix series that presents a fresh take on L.M. Montgomery’s classic stories about a young orphan in Canada, Anne with an ___ ISSUE #38 SOLUTIONS: MOVIE WATCH 1. American Beauty, 2. The Siege, 3. The American President, 4. Mars Attacks…

RAISED by vaudeville parents, BUSTER KEATON made his silent flflick debut in 1917 and quickly established himself as Hollywood’s only true rival to the comedy genius of CHARLIE CHAPLIN. This brilliant shot from 1928’s Steamboat Bill Jr. captures Keaton’s trademark deadpan delivery and love of sight gags. Fearless physical comedy and elaborate setups were his other strengths, and in Steamboat he emerges unscathed after an entire building facade collapses — because an open window “falls” on him. Keaton struggled with the sound era. But after marrying his third wife in 1940, he quit boozing and continued to act — still performing most of his own stunts — until his death at 70 from lung cancer in 1966.…