Globe的December 12, 2016目录

KATIE’S A FOXXY LADY AGAIN! TOM CRUISE’s former bestie JAMIE FOXX is back with the Top Gun pip squeak’s ex-wife KATIE HOLMES after an ugly little breakup! Insiders are insisting Katie is setting herself up for a fall because Jamie loves chasing foxes and will never commit! “It’s heartbreaking for Katie, who would marry him in a heartbeat if he asked,” a spy tells GLOBE. Talk about Mission Impossible! ★ ★ ★ ★ SHEEN’S BABY MOM FLIPS OUT! If you thought CHARLIE SHEEN was volatile, get a load of his ex BROOKE MUELLER! The mental mama sent Charlie and loved ones into a panic on Nov. 15 and 16 when she went A.W.O.L. with sons Bob and Max in tow! Utah cops had to track down M.I.A. Mueller…

A DESPICABLE dad, jealous his wife was paying too much attention to their cancerriddled baby girl — has admitted savagely killing — and roasting — the defenseless tot! And the sicko baby killer says he appealed to God to stop him! Little Maddox Lawrence, just 21 months old, was bravely battling retinoblastoma, a type of eye cancer, when her maniac dad Ryan flipped out over his wife Morgan’s doting ways. On Feb. 20, he fled with Maddox, leaving behind a chilling 8-minute video for Morgan and a note indicating he might harm the tot and himself. Tragically, he wasn’t bluffing. The deranged dad says before he killed Maddox, he prayed God would show him a sign justifying his malicious actions. “God, if I’m not meant to kill her, make…

DALLAS legend Linda Gray is enjoying a renaissance on an English soap opera — but the Brits’ thick accents almost burst her bubble! The 76-year-old actress, who is working on the show Hollyoaks, admits, “It was a little hard to understand the very first day. “I was like, ‘Excuse me, pardon me, could you say that again?’ ” Linda says she’s “thrilled to be going from one iconic series to another.” Hope they have a translator who speaks Texan on-set — just in case!…

HOLLYWOOD stars always seem so perfect on screen —— thanks to their natural good looks and unnatural styling budgets. But off screen, they all have plenty of trainwreck moments they'd like to keep secret. Our collection of spywitness  photos exposes the naked, frightening truth. Here’s what the fabulous and famous look like when there’s NO makeup artist or stylist to protect them from embarrassing crimes of fashion, frightening big-hair freak-outs and cringe-worthy close-ups. SEEING SPOTS Forget being a cougar! Former Oscar nominee SALLY KIRKLAND is now a leopard! ANNIE'S HAUL Looks like DIANE KEATON is so hard up these days that she's dumpsterdiving for snacks! Trashy! CRACK SHOT! Supermodel HEIDI KLUM dove into the waters of the Caribbean with such enthusiasm that her bikini bottom couldn't handle it! MY LITTLE…

1/10 IGGY AZALEA Iggy, please do us all a favor and return your topless self back to the land down under. 0/10 DIANE KEATON Yikes. Good luck ‘looking for Mr. Goodbar’ in an outfit half as bad as that. 9/10 MIRANDA KERR Gorgeous! Miranda showed off her fabulous figure in a white cut out flared dress. 2/10 BETH SMITH Hey Beth, see if hubby ‘Dog’ Chapman can hunt you another animal, twice as big. 4/10 GWEN STEFANI There is ‘no doubt’ people aren’t going to confuse Gwen with the party’s gift bag. 2/10 PAULA ABDUL All denim outfits are ‘straight up’ not okay in this decade. Go back to the ’90s! 10/10 SIENNA MILLER No one pulls off a lace mini dress better than Sienna, well done! 3/10 TRACEE ELLIS…

EVER a showbiz goddess, CHER let it all hang out during this photoshoot for her 1979 album The Prisoner. This dazzling all nude-shot was left on the cutting room floor, as the Dark Lady singer opted for a pose that captured her draped in chains. While some feminist groups objected to what they called a sex slave image, others objected to the music — a concoction of disco and rock that produce only one mild dance hit, Hell on Wheels. Not that Cher didn’t keep rolling — morphing from queen of the TV and radio airwaves into one of the most acclaimed actresses of the ’80s with stellar performances in Silkwood, Mask, and of course, Moonstruck!…

FORMER guy Caitlyn Jenner hasn’t found happiness as a doll — and pals say the Olympic decathlon champ turned sex-swapper is boozing the blues away as she struggles with self-esteem issues! “She’s drinking a bottle of wine by herself every night, often more, because she’s so unhappy,” says an insider. The 67-year-old has turned to booze as a crutch after a rough year that’s seen her TV series canceled and her Kardashian clan leaving her out in the cold — which has left her feeling insecure and depressed, says the source. And worryingly, the twisted sister has mostly stopped seeing therapists, says the insider. “She’s self-medicating and bottling up her feelings, pretending everything’s okay when in fact it’s never been worse,” says the source. “Her local liquor store in Malibu…

PAMPERED and spoiled by her wealthy, showbiz parents, actress Gwyneth Paltrow is STILL clueless about why she’s become the most hated gal in Tinseltown! Gwyneth, who was once engaged to Brad Pitt and also founded her Goop lifestyle website, recently shared her confusion at a conference: “I had no idea how much I was in a career where everyone kissed my ass. Now people are like ‘F*** you!’” The Oscar-winner isn’t exaggerating — she’s being blasted as “an airhead,” “spoiled rich girl,” and “dumbest person on the internet.” And she is frequently mocked for the outrageously costly stuff Goop.com hawks to its readers that only she and her rich Hollywood pals can afford. The pricey goods include a $4,739 golden juicer, $114-a-tube toothpaste, a nine-month supply of fancy toilet paper…

FEISTY Alias babe Jennifer Garner has put her foot down with on-again hubby Ben Affleck about kicking his gambling habits for good! As GLOBE reported in August, Jennifer, 44, has taken Ben back — and now she says she’ll only keep him if he promises to quit throwing money away at the blackjack and poker tables! “Ben’s gambling habit was probably Jen’s biggest complaint aside from the womanizing,” an insider tells GLOBE. “This was a huge issue for them, but at least Ben is towing the line. Even with those dimples, Jen can be ferocious!” So far the Batman v Superman star, also 44, is taking his wifey’s no-gambling rule to heart — playing the perfect spouse and even attending church regularly with her and their three kids, 10-year-old…

Beloved TV weatherman and Today co-anchor Al Roker has been a part of Americans’ mornings for decades! The 62-year-old New Yorker didn’t expect to be a daytime fixture — and he has a very unique way of getting pumped up to do the job! Here are 10 things you didn’t know about Al! 1 Born in Queens, New York, Al originally wanted to be a cartoonist. 2 He started working as a weatherman for a CBS affiliate while in college in the mid-‘70s. 3 Al loves to cook! His favorite dishes to make are chili, black bean burgers and fish tacos. 4 Al’s gig on Today began with him filling in for Willard Scott, Bryant Gumbel and Matt Lauer. 5 He’s hosted NBC’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade coverage since 1995.…

PATRICK and Jillian Dempsey keep their marriage up to speed by necking in her Porsche! The former Grey’s Anatomy hunk, 50, who recently reunited with Jillian after a rocky separation, says, “You can have a really good time in these cars,” but you “have to be creative.” Creativity is part of saving a relationship, according to Patrick! “You’ve got to communicate, and stay open and not get lazy,” he explains. “And not give up. And lots of sex!”…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 A problem with transportation —car, train or plane — is finally resolved. Now turn your attention to a loved one who’s feeling neglected. Why is your honey so irritable or a child acting out? You have the answers! Look for a steal on home décor or a new wardrobe under the weekend’s Leo moon! TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Oops, you forgot to do something important. Lucky for you, the Gemini moon promises if you get right on this task, all will be forgiven! Ignoring the one who speaks ill of your partner or another friend is smart as the green-eyed monster is at work. Take time for weekend pre-holiday pampering! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 You’re frustrated over a situation at…

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GLADIATOR hunk Russell Crowe has finally convinced Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin’s widow to marry him! And Terri Irwin’s kids with TV’s late Animal Planet hero — Bindi, 18, and Bob, 13 — are all for it, sources say! “This has been long overdue,” says an insider. “Even Bindi’s been pushing for them to get together. He’s like a father figure to her. “Russell’s become a part of the family since Steve died.” A close pal of Steve, Aussie Russell became a rock for Terri and her kids after the TV legend’s tragic 2006 death off the Great Barrier Reef. As GLOBE recently reported, a new secret autopsy indicates Steve, 44, may have committed suicide! But since his death, devastated Terri said she’d never find a man to replace Steve in…

SHARON Stone has a surefire way to chase away the blues — dancing topless! The “Casino” star was hosting about 20 Hillary Clinton supporters on election night, including funnygal Kathy Griffin. To lighten the tense mood, Sharon shouted, “Dance break!” and then she and Kathy whipped off their tops and began gyrating naked from the waist up! “Not just bras, bras off and dancing around being silly,” reveals Kathy, adding, “That’s my kind of gal!”…

MARIAH CAREY’s baby daddy, NICK CANNON, is expecting another baby — with ex-girlfriend BRITTANY BELL! NEW couple alert! Pop singers AVRIL LAVIGNE and RYAN CABRERA are making beautiful music together. MARC ANTHONY and wife of two years SHANNON DE LIMA are splitting — and reps for JENNIFER LOPEZ claim it’s not because Marc’s reuniting with her! Billionaire ELON MUSK and actress TALULAH RILEY have divorced again! The pair were married from 2010 to 2012 and got hitched once more in 2013. Underground actress JURNEE SMOLLETT-BELL and musician husband JOSIAH BELL recently welcomed son HUNTER ZION BELL. New Kids on the Block’s JONATHAN KNIGHT and longtime boyfriend HARLEY RODRIGUEZ are engaged. Livin’ La Vida Loca singer RICKY MARTIN and his artist main squeeze, JWAN YOSEF, are set to wed, too! “Unbreakable…

ACTRESS Shelley Duvall claims Robin Williams — her Popeye co-star who killed himself two years ago — isn’t really dead but lurks as a shapeshifter! The 67-year-old star of The Shining also says the Sheriff of Nottingham — a character from Robin Hood lore — is menacing her, and a “whirring disk” has been implanted in her body! Sadly, Shelley’s bizarre talk is nothing new to GLOBE readers! Seven years ago, we chronicled her descent into madness. Back then, her Texas neighbors would see her flashing headlights to communicate with aliens. She also believed a hole in her backyard linked Earth to another dimension. “Another time, she said she needed wood because the wood in her bed had metal hidden in it, and aliens were using it to shock her,”…

WHO are the hottest couples of 2016? GLOBE polled our experts and came up with this smokin’ list of the five pairs that ignited our TV screen this year. Hot Hookup: Halstead & Lindsay Show: NBC’s Chicago P.D. Fire Factor: Hotshot detectives Erin Lindsay (Sophia Bush) and Jay Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer) had to boff secretly thanks to office dating policies, but now the badass bed-buddies are pursuing each other while pursuing Chicago’s criminal elements — and playing house! “It’ll be really interesting to see how they work together and then … play together,” says Jesse. Hot Hookup: Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart Show: VH1’s Martha and Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party Fire Factor: The ultimate odd couple, lifestyle guru Martha and wacky weed enthusiast/rapper Snoop heat things up — in…

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