Globe的May 30, 2016目录

GOLD DIGGER DAKOTA FANNING’s career isn’t so hot these days, but we’re glad she still can pick her rolls! KITTEN, GET A GRIP! Pop star KESHA licked STEVEN TYLER’s nose and explained the bizarre tongue bath with “I’m a cat.” We still don’t get it. BALD AIN’T BEAUTIFUL! Maybe KATHY GRIFFIN doesn’t have a receding hairline — her hair’s just running away from her scary, makeup-free face! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE Perhaps “The X-Files” agents Mulder and Scully can investigate why DAVID DUCHOVNY’s turned into a sweaty, kilt-wearing wannabe rocker? BIRD ON A WIRE Yikes! Pink polish on her talons only highlights GOLDIE HAWN’s horrormovie claws. TAKING IT ON THE CHIN Is that granite peak at the end of JAY LENO’s face his audition to be added to Mount…

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! PRINCE Charles’ secret gay life has been blown wide open by shocking photos of the love-sick royal in a sizzling lip-lock with his toy boy beau! Now palace insiders say the explosive pictures — snapped by a mole in the monarchy — dash any chance Charles had to sit on Britain’s throne! His mother, Queen Elizabeth, is stunned by the images and now more determined than ever to make her favorite grandchild, Prince William, her heir, sources say. GLOBE was given a glimpse at the blockbuster snapshots — and has faithfully re-created the images on these pages. “Charles is caught red-handed in the damning photographs,” a palace staffer says. “There is absolutely no wiggle room and no way to deny what’s right in front of your eyes.”…

ROBERT Wagner’s marriage to Jill St. John has shredded under the enormous strain of the murder probe into the shocking death of his late wife, Natalie Wood, sources say. Amazingly, the “Hart to Hart” stud, who has been linked to Natalie’s Nov. 29, 1981 death, didn’t help his shaky situation with Jill, 75, by being caught red-handed on a romantic touchy-feely dinner date with 58-yearold “Working Girl” Melanie Griffith! Now insiders are saying a $25 million divorce from his “Diamonds Are Forever” wife could be a huge breakthrough for investigators — and a big problem for Wagner. Former Bond gal Jill was close to Wagner when Natalie died off the coast of California’s Catalina Island. She’s said to be privy to all of his most shocking secrets. “Jill knows everything…

‘I know I look totally phony, but I’m really not’ DOLLY Parton is an over-thetop, gaudy, wig-wearing faux Barbie — and proud of it! “I’m the biggest phonylooking person in the world and I know that, but this is how I feel comfortable,” she says. “I think everybody should look and be whatever makes them comfortable so their inner self — their God light — can shine. To me, I know I look totally phony, but I’m really not.” The 70-year-old country legend once famously said, “It takes a lot of money to look this cheap,” but she reveals that it doesn’t take a lot of time! “I’ve timed it, and I can be completely good and ready in 20 minutes,” the “Jolene” singer confides. “But I like to have…

MARILYN Monroe’s cherished personal belongings — including dresses she wore in classic movies — are going up for auction courtesy of her acting teacher Lee Strasberg’s estate and the collection of Marilyn maniac David Gainsborough-Roberts. The tragic star willed Strasberg items upon her untimely Aug. 5, 1962, death. The November sale at Julien’s Auctions of L.A. includes a fur coat, Marilyn’s recipe for stuffing — and a letter she wrote her psychiatrist about her time at the Payne-Whitney clinic. When the doctors asked why she wasn’t happy there, she writes, “I answered: ‘Well, I’d have to be nuts if I liked it here.’” Gainsborough-Roberts is offering dresses from “Bus Stop,” “Some Like It Hot”and other Monroe flicks. In other news, GLOBE has learned two shadowy men are shopping Marilyn’s private…

GLOBE’S NO-NONSENSE OPINION PAGE GLOBE columnist Jeff Rodack tells it like it is about celebrities — how they get under his skin with their stupid antics and the nonsense they try to put over on the public. Here is his unique take on Hollywood newsmakers and fakers. GWYNETH Paltrow is an absolute fool! The talentless blonde, who managed to appear in a few “Iron Man” movies and a whole lot of clunkers, is now hawking sex toys on her “lifestyle” website, Goop. Yeah, that’s right … SEX TOYS! And not just any sex toys. We’re talking about high-end sex toys. One of them is a $15,000, 24-karat gold-plated “marital aid.” Since this is a family magazine, I’ll just leave it at that. “For women who demand the ultimate in luxurious…

A FORMER Hooters waitress has traded in her skimpy uniform for a gun and bulletproof vest — and now works tracking and trapping criminals as a bounty hunter! “I have been shot at, lunged at with a knife, attacked by pit bulls and even had drug dealers throw needles at me like darts,” says 35-year-old crime fighter Shanda Zapata. The Colorado-based blond beauty, who has four kids ranging in age from 5 to 17 years, ditched her waitress job three years ago so she could pay off $800K in medical bills from beating bowel cancer twice — once at 19 and then again at 31! Instead of toting burgers and fries for work, Shanda carries a large arsenal of weapons — including two assault rifles, a Smith & Wesson pistol…

‘No baby-mama drama here’ TWISTED lonely heart Jonathan Crupi isn’t fibbing on his online dating profile when he says he’s single — he had a wife, but he slaughtered her in a blood-red rage and then coolly met a hooker for sex in a motel. Now, the 34-year-old convicted second-degree murderer is locked away for 25 years to life at New York’s Clinton Correctional Facility where he’s trolling the internet for new victims. The former high school English teacher’s online profile reads like that of a harmless, awkward geek looking for love. “I’m not married and I don’t have any kids. No babymama drama here,” he writes. “I’m a bit of a nerd, but that’s cool now, right.” His sick search for a galpal has outraged the family of his…

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This sassy lady has been on the fast track to stardom. She may have some bad blood with other singing divas, but she still has her squad of pals. Still stumped? Check page 51 for the answer WIN $75 TIC TAC TRUE PLUS! FIRST 3 RUNNERS-UP GET $25 EACH FAMOUS PEOPLE? 1. Julia Child was a renowned chef. 2. Sally Ride was the first American woman in space. 3. Toulouse-Lautrec is famous for inventing French Toast. 4. Jose Cuervo was a Mexican mariachi performer. 5. Vivaldi is the last name of a world-famous composer. 6. Sonny Bono was an entertainer and a member of the U.S. Congress 7. Sony Trinitron is a respected Japanese film director. 8. Eric Clapton is a guitar player. 9. Fettuccine Primavera is an Italian opera…

ACROSS 1 Nana 5 “Bus Stop” star (2 wds.) 12 Stutz ___ (classic car) 16 Shopkeeper 18 Relish 19 Colonies 21 Humorist 22 Ostrich look-alike 23 Wrecks a picnic 26 Large sea ray 28 Continental cash 31 Addams family butler 33 Aesop’s tale 35 Busy airport 36 Making an effort 38 African fly 40 Big-eyed bird 41 Baghdad native 42 Hokkaido port 43 Nurture 46 Seized 48 Russian ruler of yore 50 Votes in 53 Indy drivers 56 Astonish 57 Masked mammal 60 Neatly arranged 61 Q-Tip 62 Chess castle 64 Fudd of cartoons 66 Disaster 68 Woody in “Annie Hall” 69 Creek 72 Tribute poem 73 Boy 74 Joint seal 77 Fish hawk 79 Harper of “Rhoda” 81 Confused 83 Holstein pouch 84 Honest name 85 Money machine 86…

KINKY County Judge Joe Boeckmann resigned after investigators accused him of encouraging young male defendants to pose naked, have sex with him and be paddled for punishment in exchange for lighter sentences and money. The 69-year-old Cross County, Ark., jurist insists he’s innocent of the charges. But investigators for a special commission say they found more than 4,500 photos on his computer of naked men — some of whom had been paddled. The sleuths claim Boeckmann is guilty of giving special treatment to hunky young defendants who agreed to be photographed nude in and outside his home. In one case, Boeckmann took photos of a man stripped to just handcuffs in his courtroom. Afterwards the man says the judge told him: “Case dismissed!” The man-hungry magistrate’s also accused of reducing…

TWISTED taxi passenger James Loftis stiffed cabbie Guma Dubar — and when the driver and a pal returned to demand the fare, he gunned them down in cold blood and burned their bodies in the backyard, say authorities! The bizarre shootings happened after Loftis’ wife went out of town and he decided to have some forbidden fun — ogling sexy strippers at a South Carolina club on March 5. Cabbie Dubar drove him home, but Loftis, 39, dashed into his house without paying the fare! Cops say Dubar returned later with pal James Newland and forced their way inside, insisting on being paid. “I’ll get your money,” Loftis told them, according to lawmen. Instead, he grabbed a .45-caliber semiautomatic handgun and pumped eight slugs into the men, cops say. Loftis…

RECOVERING druggie Jamie Lee Curtis is baring her nightmare battle with pain pills in the hopes of saving lives! After learning legendary rocker Prince’s opiate addiction contributed to his death, Jamie Lee decided to speak out against the “deadly vise” after 17 terrible years in recovery. “Most people who become addicted, like me, do so after a prescription for a painkiller following a medical procedure,” the 57-year-old “Halloween” star says. “Once the phenomenon of craving sets in, it is often too late.” Jamie Lee got hooked after a cameraman told her she was developing bags under her eyes and she tried plastic surgery. After her operation, Jamie Lee was given pills to ease her agony. But she began to abuse the drugs — and drink heavily — because she feared…

BOBBY Brown is outraged over a new documentary about his late exwife, Whitney Houston — because he’s convinced her family will use it to blame him for her death! The untitled project directed by Oscar-winning director Kevin Macdonald is the first film to be approved by Whitney’s estate — and the singer’s family kept her ex-husband completely in the dark about the project, sources say! “Bobby is furious because he believes the Houstons are going to bury him for her descent into the hellish drug abuse that lead to her death!” snitches a spy. “Bobby has moved on with his life and has a new wife, but feels the Houstons always painted him as the bad guy,” the spy exclusively tells GLOBE. “Bobby maintains that Whitney had a drug problem…

THE $1 BILLION fortune Michael Jackson left to his three orphans is under attack — by the Gloved One’s own siblings! A suspicious new deed has surfaced and sources say the document is nothing but a shameful property grab aimed at snatching a chunk of Michael’s millions. The King of Pop willed everything to his kids Prince, 19, Paris, 18, and Blanket, 14, when he died at age 50 in 2009. But a mysterious, unsigned, handwritten document — just filed with L.A.’s County Recorder’s Office on April 26 — deeds 25 percent of his Encino, Calif., home to mom Katherine Jackson, 86, with the rest going to his three children. The document is notarized with an acknowledgement bearing Katherine’s signature — which she may have been duped into signing, says…

DON’T MISS... “Roots” Mon., May 30, Lifetime/ A&E / History, 9 p.m. The four-night miniseries, based on Alex Haley’s book, is airing on multiple channels owned by the same company. The allstar cast includes Forest Whitaker and Anna Paquin. “American Ninja Warrior” Wed., June 1, NBC, 8 p.m. (Season Premiere) The pulse-pounding, obstacle-course series is back for its eighth season, featuring new challenges and stops in cities including Atlanta, Los Angeles and Oklahoma City. “Carol Burnett’s Favorite Sketches” Fri., June 3, PBS, 9 p.m. Join beloved comedienne Carol Burnett for a look at her personal favorite moments from her comedy series. “Feed the Beast” Sun., June 5, AMC, 10 p.m. (Series Premiere) David Schwimmer and Jim Sturgess play best friends Tommy and Dion, who take one last shot at their…

WIN $100 Tell us why these pix DON’T exactly match and win... There are three differences between these photos. If you spot them correctly — and your entry is the first chosen at random — GLOBE will send you $100. Simply identify the three differences between the photographs in a letter or postcard and send it to us at the address listed in the official rules on page 47. DID YOU GUESS? The singer on page 47 is Taylor Swift, who has continued gaining success with her latest hit album, “1989,” and has been a vocal advocate of women. How did you do? GLOBE WINNERS WINNING is a family affair for the Rumseys of Quakertown, Pa. Patriarch Joseph is the winner of the Spot the Differences puzzle for issue 17!…

LIFE is imitating art for Ryan O’Neal and Ali Mac-Graw, the sweethearts from the blockbuster screen romance “Love Story.” The stars, who played doomed lovers Jenny and Oliver in the 1970 smash hit, have been touring the nation in the play “Love Letters,” and insiders say the chemistry between Ali, 77, and Ryan, 75, is explosive. “They’re both single, they’ve both been around the block — so why shouldn’t they enjoy a little rekindled romance in their golden years?” a showbiz source says. Ryan describes their attraction as if it were a combustible gas: “Chemistry … ours … it’s in the air.” During this second time around, their connection is just as powerful as when they made the movie — proving it’s never too late. At the time they filmed…