Globe的April 25, 2016目录

J.LO JIGGLERS Bodacious JENNIFER LOPEZ needs to step away from the tightywhitey look! The fruits of her loom are busting out! THE BIG SPILL-OVER Ewww! Maybe WILLIAM HURT should’ve swapped an outdoor L.A. lunch for a meal at New York’s 5 Napkin Burger. DOWN FOR THE COUNT Gab queen WENDY WILLIAMS’ punching-bag purse is appropriate — she looks like she’s taken a few hits. OLÉ ... AND OH, NO! AMAL CLOONEY’s bright red dress is a flag for bulls — and a flag to us that her arms are scaryskinny! NO BUTTS ABOUT IT Yikes! Reality star BRANDI GLANVILLE got really cheeky at son Jake’s soccer game! GARBAGE MAN Help! Out-of-it NICK NOLTE’s latest escapade involves thinking he’s Oscar the Grouch! MORE EXCLUSIVES IN GLOBE THAN EVER BEFORE! CHARLIE SHEEN…

ELIZABETH IS FED UP WITH HER SON’S ANTICS IT’S official! Prince William and his beautiful wife, Kate, WILL be the next King and Queen! And Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has already ordered senior courtiers to make the lavish preparations for the couple’s coronation! “It’s a stunning decision!” says an insider. “We thought the monarch would carry on until her dying day. “But she’s been shattered by the furor over charges Charles and Camilla have a secret love child — and has decided to take this historic action now! “She’s so furious her wimpy son and his evil wife are at the center of yet another mindboggling scandal, she’s banned them from ever taking the Crown. “Installing William and Kate immediately exiles Charles and Camilla from royal life — and saves…

HILLARY Clinton is a sociopath with a narcissistic personality disorder who experiences dangerous rages, say experts who believe the Democrat is unfit to be president! In a bombshell world exclusive investigation, GLOBE has discovered 18 of Hillary’s personal emails — now being reviewed by the FBI for violations of the law — reveal she was examined for mental illness in 1999 by a Washington, D.C. shrink! The doctor, who GLOBE has chosen not to identify, ripped apart Hillary’s twisted double life, dropping the bombshell that the former Secretary of State suffers from “narcissistic, anti-social behavior” and “intermittent explosive disorder,” which triggers fits of rage! Another mental health source says Hillary shows all the traits of a “sociopath,” a person who rejects society’s rules, suffers violent outbursts and feels “no remorse…

GLOBE’S NO-NONSENSE OPINION PAGE GLOBE columnist Jeff Rodack tells it like it is about celebrities — how they get under his skin with their stupid antics and the nonsense they try to put over on the public. Here is his unique take on Hollywood newsmakers and fakers. Kanye West and wife Kim Kardashian (or as I like to call them: Mr. and Mrs. Dumb and Dumber) have finally moved into their $11 million estate in the posh Bel Air neighborhood outside Beverly Hills. In case you’ve never had the opportunity to visit Bel Air, let me assure you it’s not just rich. It’s not just filthy rich. It’s mega-filthy rich with a double dose of dollar signs on top. Yes, it’s very snooty, but it is also loaded with class.…

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WORLD EXCLUSIVE BAD boy Charlie Sheen is tangled in a gruesome scandal after former assistant Rick Calamaro — who demanded $5 million in hush money — died under mysterious circumstances before news of the star’s HIV infection became public! Now top investigators and Hollywood insiders are demanding a new police probe into Calamaro’s death! In an explosive world exclusive investigation, GLOBE obtained damning emails, autopsy files and expert analysis that could put sex-crazed Charlie behind bars. In one chilling text message, Charlie’s former fiancée, Scottine Ross, wrote: “I know he killed Rick!” And former Chicago cop Paul Huebl, now a Hollywood private eye, says: “Considering the extortion allegation, there seems to be a clear motive to silence Rick.” The death scandal revolves around 50-year-old Sheen’s desperate attempt to hide his…

MICHAEL Douglas is giving away prized possessions and setting up trust funds for his kids as the end draws near, heartsick insiders say! To give his wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, “fewer things to worry about when he’s gone,” the 71-year-old Oscar winner is donating his treasured collection of more than three dozen original prints of his classic flicks, including “Basic Instinct” and “Fatal Attraction,” to the George Eastman Museum in Rochester, N.Y., an insider says. “He wants to get his house in order,” says the source. Worth an estimated $300 million, Michael is setting aside cash for his minor children with Catherine: 15-year-old son Dylan and 12-year-old daughter Carys. “He’s doing things to make things easier for his loved ones,” says the insider. Michael cheated death in 2010 after being diagnosed…

COUNTRY tough guy Merle Haggard was a real life outlaw who got busted on a robbery rap and spent nearly three years behind bars, where he narrowly survived a brutal fight with another convict! The famed “Okie From Muskogee” singer, who cheated death many times during his rough-and-tumble life, tragically lost a battle with pneumonia at age 79 on April 6, his actual birthday. Now GLOBE exposes the bombshell secrets the Grammy winner took to his grave, including his struggles with booze and drugs, his heartbreaking romance with Dolly Parton and his prison hell. Haggard was just 9 when came home and found his railroad worker dad stuck in his chair with tears running down his cheeks and half paralyzed from a stroke. He blames his father’s death shortly after…

TWISTED bondage master Steven Zelich is going to find out what a real dungeon is like — he’s been sentenced to 35 years in prison for killing a 19-year-old girl, stuffing her bound body into a suitcase and dumping it beside a highway. But lawmen believe that’s only the tip of the iceberg. The 54-year-old former West Allis, Wis., cop is chillingly suspected of being a serial killer who enslaved and killed more helpless women after picking them up on bondage websites. Famed anti-crime crusader Marc Klaas, whose daughter Polly, 12, was murdered by serial killer Richard Allen Davis in 1993, tells GLOBE, “Zelich is one twisted sister. “He not only hates women, he tortures them and brags about it. He has all the hallmarks of a sadistic serial killer.”…

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MARY Roach is 100 years old, but her sister Mae Belle Powell is even older — by TWO minutes. The Symsonia, Ky., twins hit the century mark on March 25, but to them those are just numbers. “We’ve had a great life, and more to come,” says Mary. Born in the white house they still share in Symsonia, the sisters spent nearly a decade in Paducah before moving back. They married best friends Wallace Roach and Loman Powell, and spent a good chunk of their lives — 40 years — teaching the fifth and sixth grades at Symsonia School. Mary gave instructions for social studies while Mae Belle taught reading and history in a room across the hall. During World War II, their hubbies were in the military, so the…

DON’T MISS... “Game of Thrones” Sun., April 24, HBO, 9 p.m. (Season Premiere) Season six of the epic fantasy series promises huge changes for Arya (Maisie Williams) and Sansa (Sophie Turner), and reveals the fate of Jon Snow (Kit Harington). “Mike & Molly” Mon., April 25, CBS, 8 p.m. The last season of the Melissa McCarthy comedy returns from its break in a new time slot, with a new episode called “Weekend With Birdie.” “Chopped Junior” Tues., April 26, FOOD, 8 p.m. (Season Premiere) Host Ted Allen and celebrity judges team up for the second season of the cooking competition featuring pint-size chefs. “Hell’s Kitchen” (Season Finale) Fri., April 29, FOX, 9 p.m. The heat in the kitchen is turned up all the way as Chef Gordon Ramsay presides over…

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MIRANDA Lambert has unleashed her revenge against exhubby Blake Shelton — she’s lookin’ hotter than ever and dating a hunky toyboy! “Miranda believes she has PLENTY to crow about,” says a close pal of the songbird. The 32-year-old country queen showed up at the April 3 Academy of Country Music Awards in a jaw-dropping, cleavage-baring gown — and with young singer Anderson East! At 27, he’s five years her junior and a dozen years younger than Blake, 39. Blake had to eat his heart out seeing his gorgeous ex “looking like a total knockout and with her new boy on her arm,” says the insider. Adding to Miranda’s delicious revenge, the singer nabbed the Female Vocalist of the Year trophy while Shelton was shut out. Adding insult to injury, his…

JEALOUS Brad Pitt blew a fuse after wife Angelina Jolie snuck away for a rendezvous with hunky Jack O’Connell, the young stud who starred in her flick “Unbroken.” Mom-of-six Angie, 40, was spotted backstage at England’s Crucible Theatre after catching O’Connell’s new play, “The Nap,” on March 31. A source tells GLOBE: “This has thrown Brad into a jealous fury — again. He knows Angelina has always had a thing for Jack. “Right now, things between Brad and Angelina have been bad enough. This could well be the tipping point!” No wonder Brad — who, at 52, is more than twice the age of 25-year-old Jack — is in a rage. Angie has admitted, “she knew there was something special about Jack that attracted her” when she cast him in…

MAN-HUNGRY GWYNETH PALTROW is ready to consciously couple up with new love BRAD FALCHUK, and insiders are predicting a summer wedding! Pals say the Goop diva, 43, and the “American Horror Story” producer are more in love than ever, especially on the heels of a recent vacation that took them to Mexico, Austria and France! “Life has some incredible surprises and you never know what is going to happen,” Gwynnie burbles a year after splitting from rocker CHRIS MARTIN. But pals say they know exactly what the future has in store — a walk down the aisle! The split with Coldplay warbler Chris hasn’t put Gwynnie off marriage. She thinks it’s a “beautiful and noble institution” and points out, “My parents had their huge ups and downs, but they had…

A CON MAN who fleeced 15 victims out of hundreds of thousands of dollars, and even scammed inmates while in prison, finally met one man he couldn’t fool — a judge! Florida fraudster Robert Fletcher was busted for scamming friends, family and strangers out of their savings with Ponzi schemes and bogus investment scams. Fletcher continued his cons in jail, using a telephone to bilk an inmate’s mom out of hundreds of dollars, lawmen say. When he was tossed in solitary confinement, he talked through an air duct and tricked an inmate into paying his jail canteen fund! Faced with a mountain of evidence, Fletcher pled guilty to a whopping 20 counts of fraud. But he refused a plea bargain offer of a 10-year sentence and threw himself at the…

AILING comedy legend Carl Reiner was snubbed by his “meathead” son Rob, and Carl’s friends — including Mel Brooks — are OUTRAGED! The former “All in the Family” star failed to show up for his dad’s 94th birthday bash! “Mel Brooks threw a get-together at his house to celebrate his best friend’s big day and invited Rob,” says a source. “But he didn’t come! “Mel was shocked — and angry. “Mel and Carl are inseparable — they see each other almost daily! He knew how much Carl was looking forward to spending some quality time with his son at the small party, but Rob never arrived.” Rob’s no-show isn’t surprising, according to the insider. “Even though, publicly, Rob puts on quite a show so people think he is close with…

REALITY star Katie Rost of “The Real Housewives of Potomac” has been branded a phony philanthropist over charges her charitable foundation for needy kids raises almost no money! “I’m a ball and gala girl; it’s my legacy and my calling,” the 36-year-old Bravo series diva says on the show, while gabbing about attending glittery events and planning fund-raisers. But the self-described model-turned-philanthropist, who is the director of the Ronald F. Rost Foundation, hasn’t exactly shared the wealth, records reveal. The only contributions to show up on federal tax forms over the last five years for the foundation, named for her late father, are donations totaling $32,000 from her mom, Geico executive Rynthia Rost, according to public records. On the foundation website, Katie talks a good game, writing that her dad…

MICHAEL Jackson’s relatives worry his troubled teenage daughter, Paris, is charging down the path to ruin with her new punk-rock boyfriend! Paris, who recently turned 18, has been huddled up with boozy, tattoo-stained musician Michael Snoddy, who’s eight years her senior. Jackson family members say Snoddy — the drummer in a Los Angeles-area band called Street Drum Corps — is no good for Paris, who got two tattoos in three days just after 18th birthday. Her Mohawk-tressed beau is already loaded with tons of ink — including a Confederate flag many people see as a racist symbol! Paris doesn’t need any more drama in her life, pals say. She was hospitalized in 2013 after a suicide attempt — and met “newly sober” Snoddy at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting after finishing…