IT’S A BALMY AUGUST MORNING in the offices of Up Late With Miss Piggy. The usual squad of flunkies, including Gonzo, Pepe the King Prawn and Scooter, surrounds Kermit the Frog, the showrunner. Fozzie Bear is off somewhere, possibly violating the office’s “no Snapchat at work” policy. Piggy is the talent, so she doesn’t arrive until much later in the day. There’s a discussion of new guests, and Yolanda, a kindly rat, has a suggestion.
“Hey, let’s call Josh Groban next. He’s single, he has a great voice and he gives me the feels.”
Pepe the King Prawn nods his head energetically and speaks in a vaguely Spanish accent. “Oh, he gives me the feels, too.”
The rest of the room titters. Pepe doesn’t back down. “What? He’s a handsome…