Globe March 27, 2023

CHEAP SHOT Thorny funnyman CHRIS ROCK — who recently roasted rival Will Smith for his infamous Oscar slap — snags a grocery store bouquet in NYC THE NEXT STEP Former Dance Moms terror ABBY LEE MILLER has landed on her feet — five years after cancer and spinal surgery left her relying on a wheelchair ANCIENT HISTORY Comedian MEL BROOKS, star of the 2000 Year Old Man skit, is creeping closer toward his legendary TV character BUM RAP Juice singer LIZZO fattens up her bottom line with a booty-shaking concert in Italy MISSION: IMPAWSIBLE ANDIE MacDOWELL’s pup is one snappy dresser — but the former rom-com cutie has gone to the dogs! BALLER MOVE Screen hoopster WOODY HARRELSON holds court at the NYC premiere of Champions THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS…

TALK show legend Sally Jessy Raphael is telling pals she’s ready to ditch her widow’s weeds and jump onto the dating-go-round. The 88-year-old chatterbox has been in mourning two and a half years since losing the love of her life, 90-year-old husband Karl Soderlund, who died from complications of Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s. Famous for her flashy red-framed glasses, she and Soderlund, were married 57 years. Now, pals say, Sally, who’s worth $40 million, is missing a man in her life and wants to get out and find one. “Sally is an intelligent, interesting woman, so she’s looking for an intelligent, attractive guy in his 70s or 80s,” says a longtime friend. “While she wants him to be an ordinary Joe, he has to be able to pay his own bills!” The…

ACTION hunk Keanu Reeves is in a long love-in with business partner Alexandra Grant, but pals say the 58-year-old John Wick assassin has vowed to never marry following his devastating double-loss two decades ago. While Reeves’ career was rocketing with the 1999 blockbuster flick Matrix, he was locked in a heavy romance with brunette beauty Jennifer Syme — and was set to wed the actress when she happily became pregnant with his child. But the couple was heartbroken when the baby was stillborn after a premature birth, and the emotional turmoil drove the lovers to split. They reconciled in 2001 and were planning a new future when tragedy struck again. Jen was killed in a car accident that April, leaving Keanu shattered. “That double tragedy of losing his child and…

THE strange marriage between Donald Trump’s political guru Kellyanne Conway and her Trump-hating hubby, George, has crashed after 22 years and four kids. According to D.C. insiders, 56-year-old PR spinmeister Kellyanne and attorney George, 59, have hired lawyers and are already working out a property settlement. The only surprise about the split is that it took so long. Kellyanne joined Trump’s team as a campaign manager for his 2016 White House run and many credit her with his surprise win. Meanwhile, George co-founded The Lincoln Project, a bunch of conservative Republicans who put out ads trashing Trump. Last year, Kellyanne wrote in her memoir Here’s the Deal she considered George’s opposition to The Donald “cheating by tweeting” and Ivanka Trump advised them to get couples therapy. Meanwhile, Trump tweeted George is…

WHEN it comes to songwriting, Miranda Lambert is laughing at ex-husband Blake Shelton — all the way to the bank, tipsters tattle! Miranda, 39, recently scored a career first when Morgan Wallen hit No. 1 on the country music charts with Thought You Should Know, the first time Miranda has co-written a chart-topper for another artist. The career milestone — and the big bucks that come with it — has Miranda thinking back to advice she gave Blake, 46, before their nine-year relationship ended in 2015, spies say. “Miranda has always been highly creative and highly motivated and she encouraged Blake to write his own songs, but she thought he was too lazy, too caught up in the next party to give it his all,” snipes a source. While Miranda…

NEW mom Paris Hilton had baby Phoenix via surrogate — and the hot heiress hollers she has “20 more boys” ready to roll at the clinic where she and hubby Carter Reum have seven embryos on ice! The Simple Life star, 42, says she first froze her eggs on the advice of Kim Kardashian and decided on a surrogate because she is “scared” of childbirth. Now, she and Carter are banking embryos. “We’ve done it seven times. I have all boys!”…