Globe February 20, 2023

OLD WIFE’S TAIL GISELE BÜNDCHEN, quarterback Tom Brady’s cheeky ex, takes another crack at modeling in Miami CATCHING FLIES Crocodile Dundee’s PAUL HOGAN is now a full-fledged geezer with slack-jawed stare RUNNING HIS MOTORMOUTH Late Late Show host JAMES CORDEN doesn’t bottle up his feelings during a night out in L.A. BUMP IN THE ROAD RUMER WILLIS, who’s expecting her first kid with musician Derek Richard Thomas, flaunts her big ole belly in a super snug dress PLAYING THE FIELD Wheeler Dealers gearhead ANT ANSTEAD gets his kicks at a soccer match in Laguna Beach TAT’S ENOUGH! Beverly Hills, 90210’s JENNIE GARTH is going to run out of room on her arm if she keeps getting new ink! THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

OLD coot William Shatner’s love life is getting beamed up by his ex-wife Elizabeth Martin nearly three years after their surprising divorce! Now 91, Star Trek’s Capt. Kirk says 64-year-old Elizabeth is “the zest of life — she brings the flavor!” The reunited pair made their first public appearance last month at the Living Legends of Aviation Awards hosted by actor and avid pilot John Travolta. Shatner and fourth wife Martin wed in 2001, but split 19 years later in March 2020. Elizabeth got $2 million for spousal support by a prenup, homes in Malibu and Kentucky and a share of his Indiana farm. Shatner is dad of three adult daughters from his 13-year first marriage to Gloria Rand. His second 23-year marriage to Marcy Lafferty crashed in 1996. Third wife…

MACHO movie hunk Sean Penn’s colossal ego is taking a bruising from ex Robin Wright, who’s shunned his desperate attempts to reignite their burned relationship, tipsters tattle. The former marrieds set tongues wagging about a renewed romance after they were spotted together twice last month, including at Los Angeles airport, where they left in the same taxi. Sources snitch the 62-year-old Mystic River star has been trying to woo back Robin, 56, since she smacked second hubby Clement Giraudet with divorce documents in September. Penn has also been single since his two-year marriage to Aussie actress Leila George crashed in 2022. Senior citizen Penn wed Leila, 30, even though she’s the same age as his kids with Robin — Dylan, 31, and Hopper, 29. They were wed from 1996 to…

JENNIFER LOPEZ’s baby daddy ex, Marc Anthony, has tied the knot for the fourth time and as usual, the scrawny singer’s new missus is one of the world’s most beautiful gals — this one young enough to be his daughter! The 54-year-old New York–born star tied the knot with 23-year-old model Nadia Ferreira, a former Miss Paraguay, at a glitzy Miami ceremony with soccer legend David Beckham and Carlos Slim, Mexico’s richest dude, as his best men. Guests at the Perez Art Museum ceremony included Beckham’s Spice Girl wife, Victoria, and actress Salma Hayek. While Marc, who’s worth an estimated $80 million, is 5-foot-6 and 141 pounds, the six-time Latin Grammy Awards winner has no problem attracting beauties. Previous wives are former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres from 2000 to 2004,…

WINDBAG Whoopi Goldberg is causing a fresh stink on The View — her flatulence problem is grossing out her queasy co-hosts, spies dish! The 67-year-old pungent TV personality shocked everyone when she appeared to toot during a Jan. 25 segment after spilling her water on the table and all over Sara Haines’ pants. After being spooked by the loud noise, Sara, Sunny Hostin and a giggling Alyssa Farah Griffin had difficulty carrying on the conversation while Joy Behar looked thoroughly disgusted by the ill wind. “It’s been an issue for a while,” sniffs a cheesed-off show insider. “The ladies will be talking about a serious subject on air when, poof, they hear a sudden noise and they’re assailed by a foul smell. “It always seems to come from Whoopi’s end…

EVEN BDSM floggers and kinky vagina candles couldn’t save Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop boutique in London from closing after losing a whopping $1.7 million in less than three years. The sex-fixated, 50-year-old Shakespeare in Love beauty opened the joint in the posh Notting Hill area in 2019 and now it’s gone bust. Goop will still sell wellness and sex items — like a $15,000 24k gold vibrator, vaginal jade eggs and “This Smells Like My Vagina” candles at $75 a pop — in the U.S., Canada and France.…