Globe December 27, 2021

BELLY LAUGHS The Shield’s MICHAEL CHIKLIS is in good spirits in L.A. — even though his tubby tummy’s gone to pot THUNDER THIGHS Humongous hitmaker LIZZO puts her hefty ham hocks on display during a show in the Sunshine State SHEARLY YOU JEST! Billionaire tech tycoon ELON MUSK reveals his kooky new’do — and proves money can’t fix everything! HOPPY DAYS CARDI B brings on the bling in Florida as the rapper rocks a diamond bunny necklace — but the shameless boob nearly pops her top! SAY AHHH! Singer WILLOW SMITH doesn’t waste a second of her time at the shore and gets swabbed for COVID-19 in Miami Beach IN THE CHAIR TONIGHT Genesis geezer PHIL COLLINS may have fans on their feet — but the frail singer stays seated…

THERE’S trouble in paradise as Sandra Bullock’s lover of five years, Bryan Randall, refuses to take the final plunge and make her an honest woman by waltzing down the aisle, insiders dish. Sources snitch 55-year-old photog Bryan, who has a daughter, Skylar, from a previous relationship, feels he and Sandra, 57, don’t need a ceremony to solidify their love. But the old-fashioned Ocean’s Eight beauty, who has an adopted son, Louis, 11, and daughter, Laila, 9, has been hoping he’ll change, spies say. “Sandra has wanted to make things official for the longest time, but Bryan’s weirdly standoffish and trots out the old cliché they don’t need a paper to be happy,” spills an insider. “So, it’s this elephant in the room that’s just lingered without any long-term solution, which…

COWGIRL queen Reba McEntire’s plans to lasso actor Rex Linn have triggered a range war — the red-haired spitfire wants to settle in Oklahoma while the bullheaded former CSI: Miami hunk’s hankering for fast-paced Tinseltown, sources say. Now the back-and-forth bickering between the 66-year-old superstar singer and 65-year-old Rex, who both have roles on TV’s Young Sheldon, is piling stress on top of issues drafting their marital prenup, sources squeal. “They can’t agree on where to live after they’re married and it’s building into a real drama,” spills an insider. “Reba’s the daughter of a rodeo champ and wants to hole up in her home state, where she feels most comfortable. Rex wants L.A., where he’s been living for three decades — and for a change he’s not backing down.”…

DOMESTIC goddess Martha Stewart is playing coy about her new boyfriend — but dropped a romantic bombshell about the night she spent with the late CNN chatterbox Larry King! The former model and expert cook, who is still a dish at 80, confessed to talk host Andy Cohen she’s got a new beau, “but I’m not going to tell you [who it is].” Instead, she blabbed about her shocking date with interview icon Larry, who had five kids and seven wives before his death at 87 on Jan. 23. Martha says she thought they were just pals when randy Larry took her to New York’s Elio’s eatery: “And then he sort of got a little amorous.” She refused to divulge any more, but gushes that Larry “was one of the nicest…

COUNTRY crooner Blake Shelton has turned into a Botox girlyman over his craving for cosmetic fixes including sucking fat from his bulging belly, insiders say. Instead of being a traditional Oklahoma macho man who ages with a leathery cowboy look, the 6-foot-4 TV pretty boy has been chasing after cosmetic procedures favored by new wife Gwen Stefani and his The Voice co-star Ariana Grande, spies claim. “No one can blame the guy! Everything Gwen and Ariana have been doing has rubbed off on him,” tattles an insider. “He was already talking about getting lipo on his tummy. Now he’s getting injectables and starting to look like he’s going Hollywood hog on this stuff. “His forehead is Botoxed to the max and he’s lost the crinkles around his eyes from all…

DIVORCED for less than two years, Hello singer Adele says she’s ready to tie the knot again. “I miss being married,” the 33-year-old songbird, who shares nine-year-old son Angelo with ex Simon Konecki, blurted when asked about a sparkling crystal band she was sporting on her wedding finger. The Easy on Me singer, who’s worth an estimated $190 million, admits she’s “open to marriage” saying it was the “safest feeling I’ve ever had in my life.” Sounds like a hint to current beau Rich Paul, a 39-year-old sports agent.…