Table of contents for Sep-14-15 in Globe

ROLY POLY By the looks of PAUL SORVINO’s bulging belly, there’s no Law & Order in his kitchen! And guess where he’s heading? The grocery store SCAR FACE AL PACINO shows off his bandaged beak after an onstage accident while rehearsing for the Broadway show China Doll BODY SLAM Is this JON STEWART’s new gig? Pro wrestler JOHN CENA gives the former Daily Show host a “tryout” on WWE’s Monday Night Raw PRETTY WOMAN She’s 47, but beach babe JULIA ROBERTS has still got it as she takes a dip in the ocean in Malibu BALD & BLOATED What a shame! LARA FLYNN BOYLE was once a hottie, but now she’s a puffy-faced, patchy-haired nightmare! FREAKY FACES RAW DEAL Beauty is pain! At least it looks that way for TORI…

“LET’S go!” When he was just 7 years old, Spencer Stone was known as “Captain America” in his California neighborhood because of his courageous childhood exploits. All it would take were the words “Let’s go,” from best pal Alek Skarlatos for the all-action kid to launch into battle against the imaginary bad guys in “Airsoft” war games with fake guns firing harmless plastic bullets. “We’d basically turn this neighborhood into a war zone,” Alek’s older brother, Peter, said in an interview. “Spencer and Alek were all action-oriented kinds of guys.” Fast forward to August 23, and Stone, now 21 and a USAF Airman, was snoozing on board a high-speed Amsterdam to Paris train when he was awakened by those same two words from Skarlatos. In an instant, the former football…

Runs off wise guy reporter, slam-dunks Oreo baker for moving American jobs to Mexico & ends FOX feud DONALD TRUMP is proving that he can be both tough AND diplomatic! As the Republican frontrunner increases his lead over the GOP presidential field, he refuses to back down in his crusades against illegal immigration and the loss of American jobs to foreign lands, but he has extended an olive branch to end his short-lived feud with FOX News. “Trump is showing what leadership is all about,” says one political observer. “It means sticking to your guns when you know you are right, yet being big enough to also be able to mend fences.” No nonsense Trump, 69, refused to put up with any nonsense from Univision’s top news anchor, Jorge Ramos,…

THE warped killer who gunned down two innocent journalists as TV cameras rolled was a hate-fueled walking time bomb who idolized the fiends behind massacres at Columbine High School and Virginia Tech University. Chilling documents found after Vester Lee Flanagan II fatally shot 24-year-old newsgal Alison Parker and her cameraman Adam Ward, 27, during an Aug. 26 on-air interview, reveal his obsession with other crazed killers. He was determined to copycat Virginia Tech monster Seung-Hui Cho, who slaughtered 32 in 2007, and Columbine shooters Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, who cut down 13 in 1999. In a shocking 23-page manifesto detailing his murderous actions and suicide, Flanagan writes, “I was influenced by Seung-Hui Cho. “That’s my boy right there. He got NEARLY double the amount that Eric Harris and Dylann…

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WHO doesn’t remember the final dance scene in the popular 1983 flick Flashdance, when actress Jennifer Beals leaps, struts and spins her way into the judges’ hearts? If you have a keen eye, you may have noticed Jennifer’s body bulged in all the WRONG places when she performed the scene-stealing breakdancing move – the whip backspin – that had her whirling on her back on the floor. That’s because the move was actually performed by a MAN – breakdancing legend Richard “Crazy Legs” Colon! “It’s funny when you slow that scene down and see what’s really going on,” says Colon. “There’s a lot of manhood!” Shaved his mustache Colon, part of the groundbreaking breakdance group the Rock Steady Crew, also had a part in the film. But he was just…

This screen beauty isn’t afraid of getting collateral damage as she enjoys the sun in Hawaii while on vacation in a different world far from Gotham. Still stumped? Turn to page 51 for the answer TIC TAC TRUE WIN $100 PLUS! FIRST 5 RUNNERS-UP GET $25 EACH FUNKY FOODS 1. A latke is a potato pancake. 2. Hummus is a chunky lamb casserole. 3. Baklava is a pastry of nuts and honey. 4. Quesadillas are a cheesy Mexican dish. 5. Borscht is a Russian soup made with beets. 6. Pierogis are boiled, stuffed dumplings. 7. A dessert dish from France is haggis. 8. A popular Asian soup is wonton. 9. Escargot is sauteed frogs legs. DIRECTIONS: For every true answer, place an X in the corresponding square. For false, place…

HE could have been the world’s most famous drummer, but when the Beatles came banging on Johnny Hutchinson’s door with an offer to join the Fab Four, he turned them down flat! And incredibly, he insists he has no regrets. The 75-yearold, who lives in a Liverpool duplex, also says he wouldn’t trade places with Beatles drummer Ringo Starr, even though the former Mop Top is now worth a staggering $300 million. Not for a gold clock The way Johnny tells it, he was asked to join by the band’s manager, Brian Epstein, after playing a few gigs with the group. The date was Aug. 16, 1962, the same day the Beatles’ original drummer, Pete Best, got the boot. But Johnny belonged to another band, The Big Three, a band…

Josh desperate to escape blame for CHEATING & PERV PAST SELF-CONFESSED child molester Josh Duggar has run off to rehab to escape the widespread outrage over his perverted sexual compulsions. The two-faced reality TV star, who lauded conservative Christian values while vehemently lobbying against gay marriage, has admitted to molesting his little sisters, cheating on his wife Anna through the notorious Ashley Madison Web site and a “secret addiction” to porn. Even his own parents – who saw their popular TLC show 19 Kids and Counting axed over Josh’s scandals – seem to have lost sympathy for their wayward first born, now linked to X-rated movie star Danica Dillon, who claims that he paid her for sex! “As parents, we are so deeply grieved by our son’s decisions and actions,”…

• Her nightmare ABUSIVE marriage • How she CHEATED DEATH 3 times • Sizzling LOVE TRIANGLE with boy toy DALLAS wildcat Linda Gray suffered plenty of grief and heartbreak playing Sue Ellen Ewing on the hit soap for 12 seasons – but that was a cakewalk compared to the real-life horrors she’s endured away from the cameras! Gray reveals she miraculously cheated death three times as a child, went through hell with an alcoholic mother, battled polio and watched a beloved sister die from brain cancer. The star also spent nearly 22 years in an abusive marriage before she turned to acting. Heartbreaks Now, the beauty is set to bare all in a memoir, The Road to Happiness Is Always Under Construction, due to hit book shelves on Sept. 8,…

“NEVER let your past determine your future.” That’s one of the inspirational messages ex-stripper Tricia Abney posted on her Facebook page – but her past may lead to a stretch in prison after she was charged with a savage 20-year-old murder! Back in June 1995, Abney was dancing in a Birmingham, Ala., strip joint called Sammy’s when cops say she lured 23-year-old Justin Barnett to her apartment. The plan was for Abney and her then-boyfriend to rob Barnett, according to cops. Gory crime scene But something went wrong. Abney and her lover stabbed and beat Barnett to death, say police, who reveal the victim’s body was chopped up in a bathtub and buried in a remote area. Says friend Jill Shelton, who’d desperately searched for Barnett with some other pals…

Danny Thomas lived like a king in sprawling $135M palace DANNY THOMAS’ former home is up for sale – and there’s plenty of room for daddy and the rest of the family at this palatial Beverly Hills estate! The current asking price? A whopping $135 million! The 18,000-square-foot mansion features eight bedrooms, 12 bathrooms and sits on 2.5 acres of prime real estate in Los Angeles’ ultra-exclusive Trousdale Estates community. Thomas bought the property in the late ’60s, built the home in 1970 and lived there until his death in 1991. The spectacular residence boasts a media room, a ballroom, gold-leaf ceilings, a motor court that can accommodate up to 20 cars, and a breathtaking panoramic view of L.A. The estate’s current owner, billionaire Lebanese mogul Gilbert Chagoury, a Clinton…

WIN $100 Tell us why these pix DON’T exactly match and win... There are three differences between these photos. If you spot them correctly – and your entry is the first chosen at random – GLOBE will send you $100. Simply identify the three differences between the photographs in a letter or postcard and send it to us at the address listed in the official rules on page 47. DID YOU GUESS? The bikini-clad actress on page 47 is none other than Jada Pinkett Smith, star of TV’s A Different World and Gotham and movies like Collateral. How’d you do? GLOBE WINNERS RETIRED construction company secretary Betty Sandor hammered out all the right answers the GLOBE’s Spot the Differences puzzle No. 32 and filed away the $300 grand prize. The…

THE Muppets are heading back to prime time – and their adult-themed antics will have their creator Jim Henson turning in his grave! The revamped version of The Muppet Show – which originally aired from 1976 to 1981 – will premiere Sept. 22 on ABC. But instead of family entertainment, this puppet show will be PG-13, covering topics from infidelity to drugs! “No subject is off-limits,” says a network source, who adds the puppets’ antics are “aimed at a modern, mature audience and addresses subjects that would have been taboo in the past.” On the new show, there’s the love triangle between Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy and a busty brunette pig named Denise – and a public breakup on Facebook! Then there’s Fozzie, who finds himself wrapped up in…

CLINTON CRAVES WOMEN, ‘BENDS THE TRUTH’ & HAD BULLYING, ABUSIVE FATHER – TOP DOC DEMOCRATIC presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton is reeling after being exposed by a prominent psychiatrist as a woman who has trouble with the truth and yearns for an intimate relationship with a powerful female. According to psychoanalyst Dr. Alma Bond, the scandal-scarred former U.S. Secretary of State also has a bizarre relationship with men – as a result of her overbearing, abusive father Hugh Rodham, who died of a stroke at age 82 in 1993. Bond, who studied Bill Clinton’s wife for decades and published her findings in Hillary Rodham Clinton on the Couch, says the 67-year-old politician has had no luck in her hunt for “a female equal,” despite her obvious closeness to her smart-as-awhip, sexy…

EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI Entourage actress Emmanuelle is ready for an end-of-summer party with her white ensemble topped off by a chic fedora! Classy and stylish! JENNIFER ANISTON Are you sure Jennifer’s secret gathering was a wedding and not a funeral? The new bride looks like she’s in mourning! MENA SUVARI You’d think a fashion designer would have a better sense of style! Mena looks like she’s auditioning for The Addams Family! KRISTEN STEWART Kristen Stewart is looking ultra sexy in her low cut black floral romper! CONNIE BRITTON It’s a long way from Nashville to Greece but Connie is a Goddess with this ancient Greek look DANA DELANY Hey Dana, Halloween isn’t until October. Do us all a favor and save your Minnie Mouse costume for then! CARMEN ELECTRA Sorry, Carmen,…

THERE’S an ugly divorce drama brewing between one of America’s prettiest power-couples! NFL quarterback Tom Brady and his Brazilian bombshell wife Gisele Bundchen have been at each other’s throats “for weeks,” says an insider. The constant bickering culminated in a blowout fight after Tom’s 38th birthday dinner in August “where they dredged up every issue with the other that they’d been suppressing.” Those differences range from their parenting styles to the ongoing bad blood between Gisele and Tom’s teammates on the New England Patriots. There’s also been tension since Tom was implicated in the footballtampering Deflategate scandal. But it’s super-model Gisele’s controlling behavior that’s made the marriage a losing game for Tom, says the insider. “At heart, Tom’s just a down-to-earth guy who wants a quiet, easygoing life,” the insider…

SHE CAN’T WALK OR FIT THROUGH DOOR ASUPER-SIZED gal’s chilling medical emergency turned into a shocking sideshow when New York firefighters used a crane and cargo net to haul the 910-pounder out of her apartment. Massive Marie Bowman was too big to fit through the door – after rescuers removed the entire frame – and can’t walk. So emergency workers hoisted her through a window in the second-floor apartment, prompting sneers and jeers from bystanders. “It made me feel very bad, like a spectacle,” moans Bowman. “Like a three-ring circus.” Bowman apparently suffers from lymphedema, a condition in which fluid swells fat cells. She’s also suffered a tragic life including two failed marriages and the deaths of her son, mother and grandmother within a two-year period. Ironically, her 19-year-old son…