Table of contents for December 31, 2018 in Globe

TROUBLED Lisa Marie Pres ley’s twins have been ordered into therapy by the court — as the vicious divorce war between the ten-year-olds’ parents has taken a tragic toll on the impressionable girls! Though a family insider says Priscilla Presley — Lisa Marie’s mom — has tried to shield the innocent kids from the nastiness, “they see what’s going on — and it’s been brutal!” Elvis’ only daughter and her soon-to-be ex, 57-year-old Michael Lockwood, have been embroiled in a bitter split since June 2016 and continue to bicker over custody of their girls, Harper and Finley, who the insider says have been “damaged and traumatized by their parents’ behavior.” Now, Judge Thomas Trent Lewis has ruled the kids must see a mental health professional, following Lisa Marie’s Dec. 10 petition…

HEARTBROKEN Tina Turner still replays recordings of her final conversations with her late son — but only recently realized they hint at his deepening despair. The Proud Mary singer, 79, admits she doesn’t know why 59-year-old Craig Raymond Turner, her firstborn, used a gun to end his life in July at his L.A. home. But in hindsight, the grieving mother says he subtly revealed his mood had darkened. “I still don’t know what took him to the edge because I have no idea what pulled him down, except something that followed him with loneliness,” says Tina. “I think it was something with being alone — he was an introverted person, he was very shy.” Craig always used to call his famous mom “Dear,” but Tina says she later detected a…

TALK show queen Ellen DeGeneres has gifted herself with a new MILLION-DOLLAR face for her 61st birthday in January! Terrified she’ll be dumped by her 15-years-younger wife, Portia de Rossi, Ellen has erased the ravages of time with extensive plastic surgery, sources say. Now top doctors tell GLOBE the funnygal looks younger than ever! “It’s quite obvious she underwent a full face-lift — and everything else, as well!” noted New York plastic surgeon Dr. Yoel S. Shahar dishes to GLOBE. He believes the chat-fest diva has also had a neck lift, forehead lift, brow lift, eyelid surgery, fillers and a chemical peel to smooth out the area around her lips. “She’s had almost everything done that can be done — and I suspect a nose job, too,” adds Dr. Shahar,…

COUNTRY star Keith Urban says he long stayed under the radar on the road by booking hotel rooms under the name Pete Thurman. Nicole Kidman’s hubby of 12 years explains: “Early in my career at some big state fair in Minneapolis, and the guy at the front, I swear it sounded like, ‘Ladies and gentleman, please welcome, Pete Thurman!’ “And that was my check-in for a long time!” says the 51-year-old Blue Ain’t Your Color singer.…

HORNDOG felon Tommy “Tennessee Tom” Hampton, 52, is back in the slammer after being caught by the St. Petersburg, Fla., beach patrol with his “naked backside pointed to the sky” while doing the dirty with his estranged galpal — in the middle of the afternoon! While public promiscuity is illegal in Pinellas County, Tom was cuffed for “ignoring a court order” forbidding him from contact with his 45-year-old sex partner, who he calls his “old lady.” Tom — who cops say served time in jail for theft, weapons possession, aggravated assault and pushing drugs including Oxycodone — was philosophical about his latest bust and his lust for the woman who once accused him of domestic abuse. “I should just leave her alone — but I can’t,” police say Tom confessed…

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AN 85-YEAR-OLD man nearly lost his foot — and his life — when a ten-foot alligator chomped its massive jaws down around his ankle and tried to drag him into a pond for a bigger meal. The Marine vet, who police only identified as George, was shooing birds off his property at Cypress Lakes retirement community in Lakeland, Fla., when he got too close to the water’s edge and the silent green monster struck. Landscaper Edward Donnelly was working nearby when he heard George’s horrifying screams and dashed to help. “He was laying up on the edge of the woods. His foot was pretty gruesome,” says the greenskeeper. Ed tried to stop the bleeding of the mangled foot with a towel and called for help. George was rushed to a…

Hunky STEVE McQUEEN gets ready to pounce and kill one of the gang members who murdered his parents in the revenge Western Nevada Smith. The 1966 flick came at the height of the King of Cool’s career, sandwiched between The Cincinnati Kid and the huge hits The Sand Pebbles, The Thomas Crown Affair and Bullitt. In 1972, he’d trigger a scandal by stealing Love Story beauty ALI MacGRAW, his Getaway co-star, from her hubby, Godfather producer ROBERT EVANS. Two years after their 1978 divorce, he was dead at age 50 from mesothelioma, the asbestos cancer. He believed it was caused from his days in the Marines removing asbestos from a troop ship.…

CROCODILE Dundee stars Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski split four years ago, but their troubled teenage son admits the Aussie icon has yet to move on since the couple’s shocking divorce! Linda, now 60, walked away after 24 years of marriage — saying she was tired of living in Hogan’s shadow. But their only son, 19-year-old Chance, reveals his famous parents are finally back on speaking terms and see each other “pretty often.” When asked if he’d like them to get back together, Chance says, “I think every divorced kid, a part of them wants that, but I can understand it’s not really going to happen right now.” Linda, who scored a $6.25 million divorce settlement, appears to have gotten over Paul just fine. The retired actress has been cozying up…

WRACKED by guilt and facing certain death from AIDS, fading Hollywood hunk Rock Hudson sent anonymous letters to his male lovers, warning them to get tested for the disease! Tormented by a diagnosis he said left him feeling “filthy,” the closeted Pillow Talk heartthrob asked a pal to mail notes to four men Hudson had hooked up with, says biographer Mark Griffin, author of All That Heaven Allows. The unsigned messages read: “We have recently had sex together and I have been informed by my doctor that I may have AIDS. Please go to your doctor and have a checkup.” L.A.-based Hudson had the envelopes mailed from Palm Springs to cover his tracks, but one recipient, a 22-year-old New Yorker, connected the dots — and died six months later.…

Accused wife killer ROBERT BLAKE, 85, is divorcing third missus PAMELA HUDAK, 55, after one year of bliss. The Baretta star was acquitted in 2005 of murdering second wife BONNIE LEE BAKLEY. Ex-MTV deejay MATT PINFIELD was in stable condition after suffering two breaks in a leg and head gashes when he was hit by a car while crossing an L.A. street. GOP vice presidential candidate SARAH PALIN’s Army vet son TRACK, 29, was ordered to a halfway house for a year for beating his dad, TODD, in 2017. He was also busted in October for whacking a galpal. Carrie star and LGBTQ crusader CHLOË GRACE MORETZ, 21, was spied making out with Playboy pinup KATE HARRISON during a date at Malibu’s Nobu eatery. Chloë’s previous love was a guy,…

SANDRA OH is set to share the stage with Andy Samberg on Jan. 6 as the pair co-host the 76th Golden Globe Awards. But the night could be doubly exciting for the Grey’s Anatomy alum, who’s also been nominated for Best Actress in a TV series for the BBC thriller Killing Eve. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 47-year-old Canadian-born star. 1 She speaks four languages: English, Korean, French and Spanish. 2 As a kid, she says she obsessively watched The Carol Burnett Show and says, “That kind of comedy and the spontaneity of her, I think it really deeply affected me within just the joy of performance.” 3 In high school she played the flute and studied ballet — but says she knew she “was not…

NURSE Kyle Larsen — who worked as a janitor after getting fired — hoodwinked Wisconsin residents into thinking he was a doctor and treated them by doling out doses of mystery medications that “potentially endangered their safety,” charge prosecutors. The 32-year-old quack called himself Dr. Kyle Ellis in his Medical Psychology Office in Appleton, Wis., equipping it with items he bought on Craigslist and at a retired chiropractor’s garage sale, say authorities. “He treated a number of different patients,” says District Attorney Melinda Tempelis. “Some of these people had taken all of the medication so there’s nothing left, thereby potentially endangering their safety.” Larsen, who worked as a janitor after being canned from a nursing job following an arrest for theft, gave patients the antibiotic amoxicillin, Ritalin and a fake…

IN A horrific tragedy, high school football player Aaron Trejo is accused of butchering a bubbly blond teenage cheerleader — because she hid being pregnant with their baby! Six-months-pregnant Breana Rouhselang, 17, was found savagely slashed and strangled in a dumpster outside a Mishawaka, Ind., pizza joint, say police, who reveal the fetus was cut from her stomach and put in a plastic bag! Breana was last seen at home around midnight on Saturday, Dec. 8. Her family called police about 4:30 a.m. on Sunday after they “got the feeling that something wasn’t right,” according to police. Authorities then began searching the alley near the family home, eventually discovering her mutilated corpse alongside her unborn child. Trejo, 16, was arrested hours later — and police say he confessed to the…

WRECKING Ball singer Miley Cyrus confesses she still gets wrecked — with her mom! After a firestorm of criticism for performing with a strap-on schlong, the former wild child claimed she’d quit smoking weed. But Miley, 26, recently revealed she’s been getting high with her mom, Tish. “My mom got me back on it,” she admits. “We toke a little. Every now and then. When I’m working, I don’t think I function at my highest, so I don’t smoke when I work.”…

LADY GAGA BABY DRAMA Lady Gaga wants to change the world with her anti-bullying campaign. But the entertainer, born Stefani Germanotta on March 28, 1986, can expect big changes in her own world this year, with an Oscar nod for her performance in A Star Is Born — and her first pregnancy with fiancé Christian Carino! But baby weight and hypertension will sideline her career! ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19 Love & money bring laughter & bitter tears JANUARY finds Rams with an idealized view of love, causing strife when your partner doesn’t meet all your expectations. But advice from a savvy Cancer opens your eyes to all the ways your sweetie makes you happy — and by the time the moon grows full in Leo in February, you’re closerthanthis. Take…

SUPER smart space aliens have already visited Earth, but they went unnoticed because they came in a size or life-form humans weren’t expecting and wouldn’t recognize, insists a NASA expert. Dr. Silvano P. Colombano, a scientist at NASA’s Intelligent Systems Division, believes space visitors were “extremely tiny” or looked so different from what earthlings expect, they went undetected by humans. He also believes “super intelligent” aliens capable of interstellar space travel would have technology and gadgets humans can’t even imagine. He told scientists at Cali fornia’s SETI-backed Decoding Alien Intelligence workshop humans have to expand their thinking about what space aliens could look like. “I simply want to point out the fact that the intelligence we might find and that might choose to find us (if it hasn’t already) might…

SMELLY breath is embarrassing and can wreck relationships, but you can banish the stink. Here’s how to beat halitosis: • Brush teeth twice a day with fluoride toothpaste and floss once to remove rotting food bits. • Avoid coffee, garlic, eggs, onions and spicy foods that make breath reek. Drink water and try lemons, fruits and veggies. • Sugary cake, cookies and candies are a problem. Nibble plain chocolate instead. • Diets high in protein and low in carbs produce smelly wastes. Flush them out with water and use breath mints. • Mouth breathing dries your pie hole and causes a stink. Get air through your schnozz. • Switch from medications that cause dry mouth. • Smoking and chewing tobacco stink. QUIT! • Wine and booze dry out the mouth.…

HO! HO! HO! Wisconsin’s BenShot novelty glassware is celebrating Christmas by giving every employee a brand-new revolver to ensure a safe holiday and new year. Owner Ben Wolfgram is delighted his 16-member staff is now armed and ready for action! FORD Motor Company is trying to patent a method to remove the new-car smell from vehicle interiors! While most Americans love the scent, consumers in China — the world’s largest car market — insist they hate it — and rank interior odors as more important than performance issues and safety! DENVER resident Pearl Derriere, 29, is organizing a 1,000-person orgy — a marathon sex party designed to fill “every physical and emotional need” — scheduled to take place early next year. Anything goes — but there is one rule: All…

MIGHTY Ducks actor Shaun Weiss is a mighty big mess! Weiss — best known as Ducks goalie Greg Goldberg — was busted for shoplifting just months after entering rehab following an August arrest for public intoxication! Cops arrested Weiss, 40, in November for allegedly swiping more than $200 worth of stuff from an L.A. drug store. He’s reportedly facing a petty theft charge and a probation violation. In 2017, he was charged with possession of meth and stealing.…

TIRED of having to wear black to mask their combined scale-crushing 600-pound weight at public events, fed-up marrieds Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood have hired a diet coach in a desperate attempt to peel off pounds. “Garth and Trisha’s goal is to trim off 50 pounds right after New Year’s and then continue to lose the flab until they’re at a healthy weight,” dishes an insider. Country king Garth, 56, and songbird wife Trisha, 54, had been trying to lose weight on their own, but only got heftier, sources say. So they turned to an expert who is “teaching them all the nutritional facts, how to pair foods and which foods to avoid,” spills the insider. “And the guru is inspiring them, too. “They’ve gained a whole new attitude about…

WELL-HEELED actress Catherine Zeta-Jones put her best foot forward on Instagram, sharing a snap of her designer shoe stash! The carefully organized and color-coordinated closet is believed to be only a fraction of her collection. But the 60-plus pairs of pumps on display — including pricey Manolos and Louboutins — cost as much as $45,000! The 49-year-old Welsh wife of Michael Douglas, who’s previously showed off her massive walk-in wardrobe, gushes, “A girl can never have too many shoes!”…

SEX-HUNGRY wild woman with a mohawk haircut and ring through her nose exploded in a white-hot rage when her boyfriend refused to orally please her and beat the heck out of him before sitting on his face, say cops. Described by lawmen as “very violent,” Amy Parrino was busted on charges of domestic assault and sexual abuse and jailed on a $25,000 bond in the Boone County, Mo., slammer. Her “terrified” lover told deputies a nude and horny Parrino went berserk when he refused her demand for oral sex. After begging her to “leave me alone,” he told deputies the furious femme chased him around the house, slugged him at least two dozen times and beat him with a belt, brass plate and cell phone. Then, she shoved him to…

CRYBABY Lindsey Buckingham is ready to go his own way after settling a lawsuit against his former Fleetwood Mac bandmates who ousted him in January — but the 69-year-old whiner blames ex-galpal Stevie Nicks for him getting the boot! Buckingham accuses Stevie of pulling off “some kind of coup” and claims the group’s manager phoned him to say, “She’d given the band an ultimatum, and either I had to go or she was going to go.”…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 New Year’s Eve plans could change at the last minute, Ram, but 2019 still gets off to a stunning start! Your partner may feel some post-holiday blues — but the Sagittarius moon spotlights a chance to do something fun together, cheering them up fast! A small cash investment now pays off big by summer! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 If it feels the new year is getting off to a dull start, relax, Twin. Things will pick up — and how! — after the next full moon! Wednesday, take time to call an old friend. She has news she needs to talk about but doesn’t want to bother you! The weekend’s planetary lineup shines a light on a cash windfall! LEO July 23…