Globe December 10, 2018

THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! BOTTOMS UP! Booty-ful swimsuit model KELLY ROHRBACH, 28, shows off her cheeky side in Hawaii FUR-GET ABOUT IT Unbearable bigmouth WHOOPI GOLDBERG toys with a cuddly new image at NYC’s FAO Schwarz SALTY DOG Scenery-chewing star ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER terminates a pretzel as the actor attends an L.A. sporting event DAD’S ALL EARS Proud pop BRADLEY COOPER gives daughter LEA a lift in Santa Monica — but the tiny tot’s death grip on his ears proves she’s in the driver’s seat! FREAK SHOW Suspicious minds think puffy PRISCILLA PRESLEY has once more tried to turn back time — and failed! WHATTA SUCKER! Star Wars’ HARRISON FORD is ready to wet his whistle while on the go…

Daughters Malia & Sasha were born with IVF treatments EIGHT grueling years in the White House almost cost Barack and Michelle Obama their marriage! In a bombshell confession, the former first lady rips the lid off the secret traumas and tragedies that left them on the brink of divorce — and how she pulled them back from the edge. She admits she was ready to walk out — but that’s old news to readers who’ve followed GLOBE’s reports on the couple’s behind-closed-doors marital woes. “In a marriage, there are times you want to leave — I felt that way,” reveals Michelle, in her blockbuster new memoir, Becoming. “The last decade we went through really hard stuff. “There were definitely times when I wished things were different.” She saved their marriage…

TV trash man Danny De-Vito is being worshipped as a god in a secret shrine hidden behind a bathroom paper towel dispenser! The bizarre tribute at Purchase College in New York features a sign reading, “Leave an offering for our Lord and Savior, Danny DeVito, Patron Saint of Trashmen.” The shrine’s creator, sophomore Phillip Hosang, says it’s a tribute to Dan ny’s “trash man” character in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. “Your shrine honors me,” Danny, 74, tweeted. “My heart is filled with love and garbage.” We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.—Marilyn Monroe…

PRINCE CHARLES really is squirrelly! The 70-year-old British royal’s number one son, Prince William, reveals his wacky pops is “obsessed” with the endangered red squirrels on his Scottish estate, Birkhall. “He is completely infatuated by the red squirrels — to the extent that he’s given them names and is allowing them into the house!” William reveals. Nutty nature lover Charles is a patron of the Red Squirrel Survival Trust, which seeks to save the rodents from extinction. The reds are being threatened by aggressive gray squirrels imported from America about 200 years ago, which now outnumber the native species by a 15-to-1 margin. Britain’s future king gushes the red rascals are “incredibly special creatures. They come into the house at Birkhall and we get them chasing each other round and round…

THE lovey-dovey relationship between Queen Elizabeth and Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle isn’t all it’s cracked up to be! Behind the scenes, the 92-year-old monarch firmly put the former actress in her place before the royal wedding, according to Buckingham Palace insiders — and is STILL keeping her on a short leash. Prince Harry sparked the tiff when he told staff, “What Meghan wants, Meghan gets.” But that didn’t sit well with Her Majesty — who put her foot down when bride-to-be Meghan chose an emerald-encrusted tiara for her wedding day. “Meghan had her heart set on this tiara with emeralds, and Harry hit the roof when they were told it was impossible for her to wear it,” dishes a royal source. “The provenance of the tiara could not be…

1. Meghan’s not British, making her a total outsider. 2. She’s a divorcée, having already failed at marriage. 3. Her past as an actress makes it easy to be a two-faced liar! 4. Besotted Harry wed her after less than two years’ courtship. 5.The social climber has a history of befriending influential people. 6. Her attention-hog antics are unseemly for a royal wife. 7. She’s crude and unschooled in palace protocols. 8. Her family’s nonstop antics remind everyone she’s a lowly commoner. 9. Her instant popularity has gone to her head. 10. She’s yet to prove herself worthy of her royal title.…