Table of contents for May 22, 2017 in Globe

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE KIRSTIE ALLEY boasts about living a healthy lifestyle, but she’s a secret chain-smoker, boozer and snackgobbling train wreck — who experts warn is a medical time bomb aiming for an early grave. The 66-year-old Fat Actress claims Scientology inspired her to live healthy and credits the cult’s controversial Narconon drug and alcohol rehab program for weaning her off cocaine, which she admits she was hooked on. But GLOBE can reveal Kirstie also smokes like a chimney and guzzles bottles of Stella Artois beer along with highcalorie sugar-loaded snacks that totaled a staggering 4,147 calories in just one day! Medical experts fear her gobbling and puffing put her at risk for an early death. A revolutionary computer formula, developed by Ohio’s Institute of BioAcoustic Biology — that diagnoses health…

Pop star CIARA and Seattle Seahawks quarterback RUSSELL WILSON have welcomed daughter SIENNA PRINCESS into the world. Congrats! Just weeks after dumping OLIVIA MUNN, Packers quarterback stud AARON RODGERS is tossing passes at Sports Illustrated swimsuit model KELLY ROHRBACH. After almost nine years of togetherness, former Late Night scribe CONNER O’MALLEY popped the question to Saturday Night Live laugh riot AIDY BRYANT. And she said: Yeah! Gotham stunner JESSICA LUCAS recently was gushing online about getting hitched to eatery butcher-boy ALEX JERMASEK. “Can’t wait to spend my life with this man. Love you.” The Silence of the Lambs director JONATHAN DEMME died of complications linked to esophageal cancer in his Manhattan digs. The Academy Award winner was 73. MICHAEL MANTENUTO, 35, shot himself dead. A star of the Disney movie…

HARD-PARTYING songwriter Jimmy Webb, who penned some of country icon Glen Campbell’s biggest hits, admits he delivered cocaine to John Lennon and Everybody’s Talkin’ singer Harry Nilsson — an act he blames on an unwritten code of honor! “I was sort of called in as the bag man ... It was done out of love,” recalls Jimmy, who got a late call from the party-crazed rockers in 1974. “Why would you be out in the middle of the night doing a drug run?” he asks in his memoir, The Cake and the Rain, a title taken from his song MacArthur Park. “I wasn’t getting paid for it. So there was a loyalty there. There was an unwritten code that if the Beatles ask you to do something, you did it.”…

ICE-COLD Mission: Impossible secret agent Barbara Bain never wanted a showbiz career, saying: “I was going to be a teacher.” So two decades ago, Barbara found a new mission in life — convincing kids books and reading are fun! Barbara, 85, who won three Emmys for playing Cinnamon Carter in the iconic 1960s series, helped create BookPALS, using volunteer actors to read to students in classrooms, shelters and hospitals nationwide. But she also continued to act. She starred as scientist Helena Russell in Space 1999 in the ’70s, and recently appeared in the medical drama Code Black. Last year, the mother of two daughters — with ex-husband and former M.I. co-star Martin Landau — received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.…

IT’S no illusion! The star of TV’s Night Court quit acting, but Harry Anderson’s still got that old magic! The 6-foot-4 funnyman, who played wacky judge Harry Stone on the ‘90s sitcom, travels the country performing his own jawdropping tricks! After his TV career ended, he bought a comedy club in New Orleans, where he was once a street performer. After Hurricane Katrina hit in 2005, he and his wife, Elizabeth, moved to Asheville, N.C., where “I build magic props at home for use in magic shows,” says Harry, 64. “I’ve pretty much come full circle. Magic is what I did as a kid and it’s what I do now.”…

AN EYE-popping beauty, Rhonda Fleming was nicknamed Queen of Technicolor during her ’40s and ’50s movie career, due to her flaming red hair. Now 93, she credits all her success to God. In 1945, she turned to religion and has since devoted her life to spreading the Christian message! The actress, whose movies include Gunfight at the O.K. Corral, Spellbound, Alias Jesse James and The Spiral Staircase, says, “I believe in miracles.” Her sixth husband, Darol Wayne Carlson, whom she wed in 2003, suffered a devastating stroke the following year and “God miraculously cured him,” she says. Now she works tirelessly supporting Alzheimer’s and cancer research, and helping abused children and the homeless.…

+ GUZZLING up to four cups of coffee a day won’t hurt your body, say scientists who scrutinized more than 700 studies on the effects of caffeine on the body. Four cups of java, equaling about 400 milligrams, is safe for adults, says a report in Food and Chemical Toxicology. Anything over four cups may cause problems, warn researchers, adding pregnant women shouldn’t exceed three cups a day. Caffeine boosts brain function and reduces inflflammation, but the addictive substance has been linked to heart disease, anxiety and dementia.…

BARBRA STREISAND has perfect pitch — especially when it comes to being a bonehead! The self-important songbird has declared she knows why Hillary Clinton lost the presidential election! Was it because Trump was the better candidate? Not according to blowhard Babs! Was it because Clinton has a long history of trading favors for money? Or because she violated security measures with her private email server? Or because the Russians meddled with the election? Or because people just don’t like her? No, says the Meet the Fockers diva. No, no and no. It was sexism! “Women are still so underestimated,” says Babs. “Even this last election with Hillary, the kind of strong woman, the powerful woman, the educated woman, the experienced woman, being thought of as the other, or too elite…

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AILING star Michael J. Fox’s brave, 25-year battle with Parkinson’s disease has infected his sense of humor — to the point where he thinks burning himself is funny! The disease has robbed the Back to the Future star of some of the acting tricks he relied on to get laughs. “I can’t do a double take anymore, for one,” he confesses. But Michael, 55, claims the crippling disorder that savages the central nervous system, leading to tremors, difficulty walking and misery brought on by dementia actually cracks him up. “There comes a point where I literally can’t stop laughing at my own symptoms,” the former Family Ties actor says, admitting he chuckles at a heartbreaking tale of a coffee run for his wife, actress Tracy Pollan. “I come into the…

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Y&R VET NIXES THE KNIFE! MARLA ADAMS, who recently returned to The Young and the Restless as Dina, says she has opted against plastic surgery during her career. “I’ve never had work done ever in my life, nothing. I don’t even dye my hair,” the 78-year-old reveals. “If someone wants to do it, that’s fine, but it’s very nice to come on a show and be the aging woman, because it’s real and it’s natural and I’m thrilled to be able to do that.” Adams is also happy to work again with Eileen Davidson, who plays her TV daughter, Ashley. “I adore Eileen. She’s absolutely beautiful, and so is Melissa [Ordway, Abby] who plays my granddaughter. They’re both tall women and, at my age, I don’t wear heels anymore, so…

BARACK OBAMA is gay, and insiders say he’s finally ready to reveal the shocking news after keeping his secret closely guarded for years! Sources claim the 55-year-old ex-president is about to come out of the closet to his wife, Michelle, and their daughters. This revelation comes years after Obama first admitted to a girlfriend that he was harboring homosexual feelings. “Barack Obama is finally coming to terms with his sexuality,” says an insider close to the 44th president. “He’s hidden it for many years because he was afraid of how the world would react. Now he feels he can finally be who he is since he’s out of office.” Obama wrote about his “gayness” in a confessional letter to his then-gal pal, according to Pulitzer Prize–winning author David Garrow in…

ORLANDO’S A BLOOMIN’ RACIST! Uh, oh — ORLANDO BLOOM is in trouble with gypsies. The screen heartthrob, who played a pointy-eared elf in The Lord of the Rings flicks, used the word “pikey,” a slur against gypsies meaning low-class, to describe himself in a TV interview. Now he’s being blasted as “racially abusive” by the National Gypsy- Traveller-Roma Council. The BBC network offered an apology for the actor’s term. Yeah, but Orlando never said a bad thing about elves. CAPTAIN DANE’S ON A BIG DOWNER! Grey’s Anatomy alum ERIC DANE, who battled painkiller addiction in 2011, is fighting a new demon — depression. Word is the recovering alcoholic has asked time off from his TNT series The Last Ship to cope with the illness. Previously, Eric said his marriage to…

Ripa secretly fuming ABC big hired Ryan as her new sidekick – insiders BEHIND her public smiles, Live chat star Kelly Ripa is secretly livid Ryan Seacrest is her new co-host — because she didn’t pick the successful showbiz mogul to be her partner! That’s the word around the morning show’s New York set after the hunk joined the popular program, which was renamed Live with Kelly & Ryan. “Kelly wanted someone she could boss around — and that isn’t Ryan,” tattles an insider. “He’s as big of a star as she is! Maybe even bigger!” Insiders say the 42-year-old former American Idol host, who has a huge syndicated radio show — the American Top 40 song countdown — and produces a number of reality TV series, was hand-picked by…

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MIAMI VICE sex machine Philip Michael Thomas flaunted a gold medallion in the early ’80s with the letters “EGOT” — for Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony — and shamelessly boasted in 1984 he’d win them all in the next five years. Sadly, his soaring career went into a tailspin after his stint as Detective Rico Tubbs on Vice ended in 1990. The 67-year-old landed only a handful of movies and TV roles, including a guest shot on Nash Bridges, the hit detective show starring his old Vice partner, Don Johnson. Apart from 10 years working for a psychic network, Philip’s most prolific output has been as a dad. He’s the father of six daughters, five sons and a stepdaughter!…

YOU’RE No Good songbird Linda Ronstadt was a hitmaker in the ’70s and ’80s, but ravaging Parkinson’s disease has stolen her legendary singing voice. Now 70, Linda says the debilitating condition crept up on her for years before she was diagnosed in 2012. “I was sick for a long time — aches and pains, harder to walk and stand up, my hands were shaking,” she says. At first she thought the devastating symptoms were because “I’m old! Now I can’t sing. I wish I could.” Still, the 11-time Grammy winner, who today struggles to walk, makes rare appearances to talk about her fabulous career.…

+ EATING cheese may protect you from cancer and help you live longer! Aged cheeses like Parmesan and cheddar contain the compound spermidine. Recent tests found the compound keeps damaged liver cells from replicating and can prevent hepatocellular carcinoma, the most common form of liver cancer. Scientists at Texas A&M University concluded mice treated with spermidine lived 25 percent longer. Researcher Leyuan Liu concludes eating a diet with “spermidine may be a better approach” for those looking to live longer.…

ONE-hit wonder Billy Ray Cyrus is going to be a one-named wonder! The Achy Breaky Heart hunk, 55, is changing his name to plain old Cyrus. “I always went by Cyrus, and I begged Mercury Records to call me Cyrus in the beginning because that’s what I was comfortable with,” he says. Now he’ll join Cher, Sting and Bono as a mono-monikered musician in August. “I’m going to the hospital where I was born in Bellefonte, Ky., and legally changing my name,” the crooner adds.…

Wife is too frumpy for egomaniac star — insiders TV doc Jesse Williams is shamefully dumping the loyal wife who supported him before he hit it big on Grey’s Anatomy — because she’s not glamorous enough, say sources! In a L.A. divorce filing last month, the 35-yearold hunk, who has played Dr. Jackson Avery on the medical drama since October 2009, cited “irreconcilable differences” from wife Aryn Drake-Lee, mom of his daughter, Sadie, 3, and 19-month-old son, Maceo. But insiders say he gave Aryn the heave-ho because his head’s ballooned along with his career and the jerk wants a sexier playmate. “Jesse’s gone Hollywood,” says the source. “His showbiz friends never thought his wife was attractive or glamorous enough for him!” Adds a source: “After a period of time when…

AS IF advising modern gals to steam clean their vaginas wasn’t enough, wack job Gwyneth Paltrow is now boasting she added bang to her sex life with a cortisone shot in her G spot! Naturally, the selfobsessed 44-year-old brags beau Brad Falchuk, 46, co-creator of American Horror Story, is thrilled with the results. “Gwyneth is already boasting that everything’s working wonderfully in the bedroom with Brad,” says a pal. “It was great before, but now they’re on fire. “She says that Brad seems to be very happy.” The Iron Man beauty, notorious for spouting ridiculous suggestions for women on her G o o p website, says her G spot needed maintenance. But after the $1,000 injection, she has been poppin’ on all cylinders. “She has had two kids and she’s…

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE KATHIE LEE Gifford’s sizzling on-air kiss with Blue Bloods hunk Tom Selleck has reignited a burning desire for love in her life — and now pals say the widow is determined to find a man! The 63-year-old Today co-host hasn’t been ready to date since football legend hubby Frank Gifford died suddenly at age 84 in 2015. But Tom’s lip-lock “shocked her to the core,” says a source. “She felt the fireworks again,” dishes an insider. “It’s been so long and she never expected to want or need a man again, but she does. She says she wants to feel a man’s arms around her and have him whisper in her ear.” Kathie Lee’s eye-opening experience came on the March 29 segment of her NBC show when 72-year-old…

TERRIFIED his years of boozing will put him in an early grave, Baywatch wild man David Hasselhoff secretly married his girlfriend Hayley Roberts, who’s 27 years his junior, pals say. The 64-year-old TV star, who is returning to the beach in the new Baywatch flick, got engaged to the Welsh beauty a year ago. Now, he and Hayley, 37, are sporting wedding rings — leaving insiders to assume they’ve tied the knot without any fanfare. “David can be very spurof- the-moment and he’s been saying things like, ‘You shouldn’t delay happiness in your life,’ ” a friend says. Another pal adds, “David knows he’s taken years off his life by abusing himself. He’s got arthritic knees and other health issues. He knows tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.” A rep for David says…

GORGEOUS Julianne Hough is best known as the two-time winner of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, who became a permanent fourth judge, casting her verdict on fellow dance pros — including older brother Derek! But she’s also an accomplished singer and actress, who starred in TV’s Grease: Live and Rock of Ages. Here are 10 things you didn’t know about Julianne. 1 Julianne — the youngest of five children — was born in 1988 in Orem, Utah. 2 She briefly appeared in 2001’s Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone but says, “Don’t blink or you’ll miss me!” 3 Her parents divorced when she was 10, and sent her and Derek to London to live and study with dance coaches Corky and Shirley Ballas — parents of former DWTS pro Mark…

Palm Beach diva steals cash, limos & silverware from sick socialite mom – COPS THE daughter of a dementia-ravaged Palm Beach socialite has been accused of cleaning out her mom’s mansion — and garage! A Rolls-Royce, a Bentley, $5.54 million in jewelry, $1.34 million in silverware and about $81,000 worth of fine wine went missing from wealthy widow Mary Montgomery’s hoity-toity digs, according to family reps. Now, cops have arrested Mary’s daughter, Courtnay — who bunks down in her mom’s oceanfront estate down the street from President Donald Trump’s lavish and extravagant Mar-a-Lago spread. Ironically, Courtnay, 52, was only robbing herself! That’s because she’s the only heir to the family fortune — built by her late father, attorney Robert Montgomery, whose legal smarts forced tobacco companies to pay the state…

BELOVED child stars we adored, hunks who made our hearts race, enchanting singers and comics who made us laugh — they’ve all vanished from the limelight! But in this blockbuster special report, GLOBE reveals where these stars are now and gives their surprising new stories. TRAGIC JAN-MICHAEL VINCENT: AIRWOLF TURNS WEREWOLF! FORMER TV heartthrob Jan- Michael Vincent is a tragic wreck — losing a leg and his matinee idol looks! At a recent autograph convention, Jan-Michael was in such bad shape he struggled to sign photos. “His eyesight seems to be gone,” says one eyewitness. “His voice is barely a croak. People were lining up because he didn’t look like he’d live through the convention!” The once-handsome star of ‘80s TV drama Airwolf and movies like 1972’s The Mechanic is…

ONCE Tinseltown’s golden girl, lighting up movie classics like Picnic and Vertigo, Kim Novak recently bared her tragic secret — she’s battling severe mental illness. “I’m bipolar,” she says, “more of the depression than the mania part.” Kim’s once-stunning looks have been marred by horrific plastic surgery. Her unnaturally rigid face shocked fans at the 2014 Oscars when she came on stage to present an award. “Kim Novak or the Joker? You decide,” read one internet post. Plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn, who did not treat the star, notes: “It’s fitting Ms. Novak presented an animation award for Frozen since her face appeared to be just that.” Kim, 84, quit Hollywood to raise horses and paint, eventually moving to Oregon with her second husband, Robert Malloy, 77. In 2000, a…

THIS beauty was the sexiest girl on the planet in her 1980s movies, Woman in Red and Weird Science — then Kelly Le Brock vanished! The ex-model, now 57, who begged, “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful,” in Pantene ads, blames her disappearing act on an explosive nine-year marriage to action star Steven Seagal. “I hated myself,” admits the mom of three. “I became a hermit. The divorce was very ugly.” She quit Hollywood for a farmhouse in Santa Barbara, where she tends to pigs and horses. Her career evaporated. She’s made rare appearances on reality shows like Celebrity Fit Club in 2006, where she battled her bulge. In 2014, she was sentenced to three years’ probation for DUI. She’s reportedly writing a tell-all book about her stormy marriage and…

AFTER decades of research, scientists have made a major breakthrough in the fight against multiple sclerosis! The mysterious and debilitating autoimmune condition — which affects thousands of new patients each year and has robbed Tootsie star Teri Garr of almost any mobility — causes the body to attack and destroy nervous system cells, sometimes leaving patients paralyzed. But the precise cause of the disease remains unknown. Now, a professor in England has discovered brain cells of MS patients have high levels of a specific protein — called Rab32 — that’s nearly nonexistent in healthy people. Studies found the interfering protein alters the energy supply of cells and kick-starts disabling symptoms like fatigue, blurred vision, difficulty walking and muscle stiffness. Scientists believe the discovery will help them create targeted treatments to…

THE malodorous plague that comes with aging — “old person smell” — may have met its match! A Japanese company has created a perfume called Harmonage Fragrance, designed to mask the queasy smell usually found in retirement homes and senior centers. The greasy, grassy odor is specifically known as nonenal, and it’s thought to occur when older skin loses antioxidant protection. Studies have shown the nonenal musk intensifies due to an increase of fatty acids in the skin. Another company has already rolled out a line of anti-stench soaps using the natural deodorizing qualities of the persimmon fruit. In a recent survey, old person smell ranked just below bad breath as the most offensive odor. If you can’t get your hands on a bottle of Harmonage Fragrance, don’t sweat it.…

FADING country superstar Willie Nelson walked off stage in the middle of a Texas gig with no explanation, and didn’t return for nearly 20 minutes — sparking fears for the pot-loving 84-year-old. When the Red Headed Stranger, who has battled emphysema and pneumonia, reemerged, he appeared “disoriented,” say spies. The scary incident follows Willie axing several tour dates after falling so ill, a source declared him “at death’s door.” “Willie’s got a new album, new tour and new pot business,” says a music mole. “That’s a lot of pressure.”…

TV housemother Charlotte Rae is facing a life or death decision — about her own fate! The beloved former Facts of Life star has been hit with bone cancer — just seven years after she miraculously survived a terrifying bout of pancreatic cancer! Now 91-year-old Charlotte faces the harsh choice: Should she fight or let the disease run its course? “I’m not in any pain … I’m feeling so terrific and so glad to be above ground,” says the spunky senior, who canceled her first cancer treatment to mull her options. But the plucky actress sounds like she’s getting ready for a fight! “I think I’m going to go for it. The side effects were not too bad when I did it originally … I’d like to choose life,” she…

KOOKY Caroline Kennedy, 59, has lost her mind — walking the Met Gala red carpet in a bizarre outfit that resembled a giant lampshade! With multiple layers of stiff floral fabric, the disastrous dress completely hid Caroline’s arms, making her look even more peculiar as she wandered into the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s annual star-studded fundraiser. The wacko outfit underscores why insiders fear the last surviving child of President John F. Kennedy is cracking up, as GLOBE reported last week. The freaky fashion faux pas was especially embarrassing because hours earlier Caroline was honored as one of the gala’s alltime best dressed guests!…

AMERICA’S sweetheart Shirley Temple — seen here horsing around with her Poor Little Rich Girl co-star Jack Haley — was one of Hollywood’s highestpaid earners during her 1930s heyday, but her bright smile hid dark secrets. In reality, she was overworked by abusive, greedy moviemakers and her overbearing mother — plus she was relentlessly pursued by pervy movie execs. Anxious for escape, Shirley married at 17. That union didn’t last — and neither did her acting career. But her second wedding to businessman Charles Alden Black in 1950 endured. Shirley’s charms later resurfaced as she embarked on a successful career as a diplomat, being named U.S. Ambassador to Ghana and then Czechoslovakia before dying at 85 in 2014.…