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THE QUAD SQUAD DOLPH LUNDGREN needs to add some stretch goals to his workout — the Rocky IV villain’s belly has gone to pot! SEAS THE DAY Unsinkable Love Boat regular CHARO is happy to go to the dogs as she walks her pet pup in Beverly Hills FLOOR SHOW Country songbird KELSEA BALLERINI lies down on the job during her concert at New York City’s Madison Square Garden BIN THERE, DONE THAT Geriatric Gidget SALLY FIELD trashes her Kamala Harris signs days after the Democrat’s doomed run for the presidency HOW FOWL! Turkey-necked BILLY JOEL gobbles up attention onstage at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas ALL PUMPED UP Magic Mike hunk JOE MANGANIELLO tops off his tank in L.A. while cradling his beloved mutt BUBBLES…

FURIOUS over being dumped, Zach Bryan’s jilted girlfriend Brianna Chickenfry is out for revenge by blabbing embarrassing secrets — including her claim that the country crooner offered her an eye-popping $12 million in hush money to keep her yap shut about their romance! The 25-year-old Barstool babe bristled at the bribe and is now driving Zach’s reputation into the dirt, sources sing! Things turned ugly pronto after the 28-year-old I Remember Everything singer split from Chickenfry in October after 15 months together. Horny Zach signed up for a celebrity dating app within days of the split, and then revealed on Instagram he had dumped Chickenfry — without warning her he was going to make the embarrassing revelation public! When Chickenfry — born Brianna LaPaglia — called the lout out for…

ROSIE O’DONNELL’s daughter CHELSEA has blasted her bigmouth mom as a hypocrite for supporting the release of the imprisoned Menendez brothers — while leaving her stuck behind bars! Chelsea, 27, is in Oconto County Jail in Wisconsin following her Oct. 11 arrest on drug charges. At the time, she was free on $2,000 bond after being cuffed on Sept. 9 for child neglect! Police allege the mother of four’s home was filled with spoiled food, dirty diapers and underwear stained with feces and blood. Authorities also reported finding dirty hypodermic needles, a bong and a pipe containing meth! “I have a drug problem,” whines Chelsea, who says her mom is refusing to bail her out. “But I never killed anyone like the Menendez brothers.” Rosie, 62, is a vocal supporter…

COPS in Buenos Aires announced they have nabbed two of three men believed to have had a heinous hand in the tragic death of One Direction star Liam Payne! The two guys — a 21-year-old worker at the CasaSur Palermo Hotel, where Liam fell to his death from his third-floor luxury suite’s balcony Oct. 16 — and a 24-year-old purported drug dealer are accused of supplying the 31-year-old heartthrob with the narcotics that scrambled his brain and sent him plummeting to his death, officials say.…

CRUEL couple Nytavia Ragsdale and Laron Modlin slowly starved their fouryear-old son to death in a feces-strewn apartment in New York City — until the tiny tot weighed a paltry 19 pounds, authorities say! Ragsdale, 26, and Modlin, 25, were indicted for murder in relation to the tragic end of Jah’Meik Modlin. The couple is also accused of abusing their three other children — aged five, six and seven. Manhattan District Attorney Alvin L. Bragg Jr. fumes the heartless parents allegedly caused the death of Jah’Meik “through extreme physical neglect and persistent abuse with depraved indifference for his life.” Lawmen say the dehydrated and skeletal boy, who had nearly zero body fat, was taken to a hospital when he became nonresponsive — and declared dead less than 12 hours later.…

HUMILIATED Kamala Harris appears to be drowning her sorrows in alcohol following her trainwreck presidential campaign that has demoralized supporters and left her shunned by her own political party! A Beltway insider tells GLOBE the vanquished lameduck vice president delayed her election night concession speech because she was allegedly in no shape to deliver it to the crowd gathered for a watch party at Howard University! “It’s one of the reasons why she was apparently unable to deliver her concession until one day after the election,” says Jeff Rovin, a longtime Democratic political operative. “This is not a new problem. You can point to certain interviews she did where she clearly wasn’t all there.” In her first post-election photo, posted by her niece Meena, Harris, 60, is seen playing Connect…

JILTED Jennifer Aniston is fuming that her love rival Angelina Jolie is catching Oscar buzz, adding fresh fuel to their decades-long feud even as pals urge the Friends alum to finally let it go for her own good, sources squeal! The battle between the romcom queen and the Maleficent witch started in 2004 when Angie stole Brad Pitt from Jen while they were filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith together. “The bad blood is still boiling big-time, but Jen isn’t getting the same kind of rabid support she got 20 years ago,” confides an insider. “It’s a hell of a lot harder for her to recruit people into the I Hate Angelina club these days!” Jen, 55, and Brad, 60, divorced in 2005 after nearly five years of marriage, and he…

ALTHOUGH it was considered a “box office disaster” in its day, the 1961 contemporary Western The Misfits went on to become a beloved and iconic movie — featuring the final performances of CLARK GABLE as a crusty cowboy and MARILYN MONROE as a sensitive animal lover getting a quickie Reno divorce. But success didn’t come easy! The fragile blond bombshell’s marriage to playwright Arthur Miller was in the process of swirling down the drain, and her drinking, drugging and lateness cast a black cloud over the sweltering desert set. Hollywood hunk Gable died 12 days after shooting completed, and tragic Marilyn died at 36, a year after the movie’s release.…

PRO-FOOTBALL GOAT Tom Brady spent decades laughing in the face of gigantic 300-pound tacklers, but sources say he’s secretly sweating bullets over coming face to face with the martial arts stud who has knocked up his ex-wife, Gisele Bündchen! Sources snitch the 6-foot-4, 225-pound champ of seven Super Bowls is convinced 44-year-old Gisele’s baby daddy Joaquim Valente, 37 — a 5-foot-10, 160-pound jiu-jitsu master — could kick his butt! “Tom never in a million years thought he would be in this position, and up until now there wasn’t a need to see this guy,” spills an insider. “But Joaquim isn’t going away. He’s going to be sticking around for a long time, and Tom’s bracing himself. “Gisele is madly in love with Joaquim and wants to have them all be a…

LIVING country legend Willie Nelson’s musical outlaw pals have mostly fallen like leaves from a tree — and loved ones fear he’ll soon be riding off into the sunset himself! The 91-year-old Red Headed Stranger was so despondent over the September death of best buddy Kris Kristofferson, 88, that he waited nearly two months to speak about it — and then let loose a torrent of hurt over the loss. “I hated to lose him,” he says. “That was a sad time. Kris was a great friend of mine. And, you know, we just kind of had a lot of fun together and made a lot of music together.” The death left Willie as the last living member of the country music supergroup The Highwaymen, which included Kristofferson along with…

NIGHTMARE narcissist Kris Jenner’s over-the-top 69th birthday blowout was no party for her long-suffering boytoy, Corey Gamble, sources tell GLOBE! The self-titled “iconic queen matriarch” had no fewer than four cakes to celebrate her big day, then toasted herself with champagne in a gilded glass. She wore pajamas adorned with her face that one fan dubbed “the epitome of narcissism” and another said was “not cute.” “Her birthday wasn’t just a celebration, it was a production, and as usual Corey was treated more like an assistant than her boyfriend,” snarks an insider. “She was barking orders at him the whole time and constantly looking for things to nitpick and blame him for. He’s pretty much her personal photographer and if she doesn’t like the pictures, she tears into him and…

CRAZED college students lured a gay man to an offcampus apartment in Maryland and brutally attacked him as they hurled homophobic slurs, cops charge. Now, 12 Salisbury University undergrads — including seven linked to the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity — are facing multiple criminal charges! Police say one of the suspects created an account on the gay hookup app Grindr, posed as a 16-year-old boy and arranged a meet-up with the man whose name was withheld by authorities. Charging documents state once the target arrived, a gang of “college-aged males appeared from the back bedrooms” and “slapped, punched, kicked and spit” on the dude while verbally abusing him — and bashed him in the head with a cookie sheet! The victim, who claims he didn’t report the incident himself out of…

ADDLED President Joe Biden is sicker than the public realizes as his advancing dementia is being hastened by the political assaults and betrayals that saw some of his oldest allies and professional pals abandon him during his doomed bid for a second term in the White House, tipsters exclusively tell GLOBE. As the final 50 days of the lame duck’s Oval Office reign slip away, a spy speculates the 82-year-old is “living on borrowed time,” as observers believe the statesman’s failing physical and mental abilities are worsening — and growing more apparent — with each passing day! “Joe is a shadow of who he was even a year ago,” squeals one Democratic Party insider. “His rapid decline has largely been shielded from the public by his exit from the campaign…

ONE hundred years before Annabelle and Chucky dolls terrorized moviegoers, master inventor Thomas Edison created a creepy talking doll that no responsible parent would ever give a child! The National Park Service, which runs the Thomas Edison National Historical Park — the site of Edison’s former lab in West Orange, N.J. — posted a picture of the doll on Facebook. Despite the plaything’s innocent appearance — she has bouncy blond curls and a fancy blue dress — her voice is straight out of a horror movie! Think hostage video filmed in an underground cavern! “The doll and her voice are TERRIFYING,” one person posted on Facebook. Edison had a lightbulb moment in 1890 soon after inventing the phonograph and decided to install a mini phonograph inside a doll. Some models…

GOLDEN bachelor Leonardo DiCaprio is being pressured to get married and have babies — not by his 26-year-old galpal Vittoria Ceretti, but by his mom, Irmelin! While the perennially single party boy, who just celebrated his 50th birthday with a blowout bash, seems content to float through life with a series of fleeting relationships with models half his age, Irmelin is losing patience with her commitment-phobe son. “She bugs Leo all the time about when he is going to get married and make her a grandmother,” spills an insider. “But as much as he loves his mom, it goes in one ear and out the other!” Snitches dish that Irmelin thought Leo’s extended romances, first with Gisele Bündchen from 1999 to 2005 and then with Bar Refaeli from 2005 to…

SIZZLING Irish beefcake Barry Keoghan is going ballistic after internet trolls branded him a deadbeat dad! The Banshees of Inisherin stud, 32, has angrily denied not supporting his two-year-old son, Brando, and friends say it’s spurred him to secure a change in his custody agreement with ex-girlfriend Alyson Kierans, Brando’s baby mama! Barry split from Alyson last year, but after he admitted in an interview that he doesn’t have a “traditional father relationship” with the boy, people on social media piled on with a barrage of attacks. The actor, who has moved on with pop star Sabrina Carpenter, avoids featuring Brando on his social media, so it may seem to outsiders he’s not involved in his son’s life. “People draw a narrative and go ‘absent father, s**t, deadbeat dad’ and…

VETERINARIAN Emer O’Reilly performed lifesaving surgery on Merlin the goldfish — removing a deadly tumor that threatened the 17-year-old swimmer’s life! It was a “first of its kind” procedure to save Merlin from a toilet-bowl funeral. GROSS! A survey found that 95 percent of Americans wash their hands after using the bathroom — but another study of 8,000 toilet-goers in large U.S. cities found the figure was actually closer to 67 percent. CATS can easily scale a tree — and now we can reveal why they get stuck! Turns out the claws in their cute little paws are only designed to climb up, and the flummoxed felines have not yet figured out a way to descend going backward. COPY that! Despite their appearances, identical twins do not have the same…

POLITICAL hotshot George Clooney was humiliated after his stumping failed to elect presidential candidate Kamala Harris — and now insiders tattle that his crusading has put a major strain on his marriage to Amal! “George truly believed that his endorsement of Kamala Harris would move mountains, but it’s only made him look like another conceited, self-important celebrity,” spills an insider. “His op-ed calling for President Joe Biden to remove himself from the race was also met with a lot of rolling of eyes. The truth is that George’s opinion doesn’t carry as much weight as he thought, and he’s been left with major egg on his face. “His ego has taken a big hit and he’s been moody, and Amal won’t put up with it for long!” Also adding to…

R&B superstar turned beauty and fashion mogul Rihanna may be ditching making hits to focus on bringing in the Benjamins with her burgeoning cosmetics and lingerie empires! “Music was the thing that got the attention, but God had other plans for me,” the chart-topper, 36, announced at the opening of the Fenty Beauty store in her native Barbados. The Umbrella singer, who has scored an astounding 32 Top 10 hits, hasn’t released a new album or toured since 2016. Besides Fenty Beauty, she’s also the founder of another incredibly successful business, the lingerie line Savage X Fenty. RiRi fueled rumors she was considering ditching her music career last June, when she wore a T-shirt that said, “I’m Retired.” Her most recent remarks reignited fans’ fears she’ll never finish her highly anticipated…

REAL HOUSEWIFE JESSEL STINKS! When it comes to insulting her fellow castmates on The Real Housewives of New York, JESSEL TAANK follows her schnozz. The 45-year-old fashion publicist practically held her nose when talking about former J. Crew duds bigwig JENNA LYONS, 56, saying “she wears natural deodorant” — meaning none — and “smells bad.” Jessel followed that by making a similar stink at a party hosted by mezcal booze maker ERIN LICHY, 37, where she snorted at Erin: “Something smells. Is it you? Are you wearing no deodorant again?” At that point, someone noted the odor was coming from an onions-loaded snack on the table. Finally, Somali model UBAH HASSAN, 41, decided it was time to tweak Jessel’s nose — by branding her a “basic bi**h!” EVA SAVED JOHN…

PARIS HILTON The rosy reality babe shows up her younger sis, Nicky, in a striking floral minidress FRANCES FISHER The aging screen star will remain Unforgiven for looking like she rolled out of bed HAILEE STEINFELD Hawkeye’s sidekick misses the target in a gown that looks like it’s on backwards NICKY HILTON ROTHSCHILD We have reservations about the hotel heiress cosplaying as a younger club kid EVE PLUMB The former Brady Bunch kid’s bad shoeand-blouse combo has us saying, “Sure, Jan”…

SINGLE-AGAIN Jennifer Lopez has been looking for a muchneeded mojo boost after being kicked to the curb by Ben Affleck, and sources reveal she’s getting it by flirting up a storm with the hired help! The 55-year-old Jenny from the Block was all smiles in London when she was seen Nov. 7 with her hunky new blond bodyguard — even clutching his hand as she exited a vehicle — and a few days earlier, she was seen out and about with the same staffer in New York City. “Everyone’s buzzing about J.Lo and all the hot guys she has hired for her team, from the men on her security detail to her assistants. They are all suddenly extra handsome!” spills an insider. “No one is saying she’s sleeping with them…

DISGRACED actor Steven Seagal is living proof that bulls**t can get you far in Tinseltown! As GLOBE reported last week, Seagal is now a bloated bozo who crushes the scales at 320-plus pounds — and is hiding out in Russia after wearing out his welcome in Hollywood, where sources describe him as a pig, bully, psychopathic liar, and alleged sex harasser and rapist. While in Moscow, the forktongued turncoat spews propaganda for evil kingpin Vladimir Putin, who gifted him with citizenship in 2016. His biggest lie and the basis of his success is that he’s a 7thdan black belt in the martial art aikido. That’s a load of youknow-what, according to the first of his four wives, Miyako Fujitani — and she should know! Steven learned from Miyako, a seconddegree…