Globe October 30, 2023

CALIFORNIA SCREAMIN’ Scrawny singer MICHELLE PHILLIPS, the last surviving member of The Mamas & the Papas, is scary skinny! KEEP YOUR CHINS UP! Somber SEAN ASTIN, The Lord of the Rings’ now-saggy Sam, seems down in the dumps THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! TWIST & SPOUT Reality star KENDALL JENNER strikes a pose on an NYC fountain — but the mopey mannequin isn’t gushing with excitement WHATTA DRIP! Muscular model TYSON BECKFORD is a sweaty mess after a dance workout in Los Angeles HOW SWELLEGANT! RHOBH’s LISA RINNA goes glam in Paris — but her puffy cheeks and inflated trout pout are totally fishy! STICKING AROUND WWE legend RIC FLAIR may have left the ring behind — but the bandaged wrestler is still grappling with an injury…

EXPLOSIVE Tanya Tucker has a history of bolting from the altar when things turn serious, and now she’s getting cold feet over marrying her boyfriend of four years, Craig Dillingham. Sources snitch the 65-year-old Texas Tornado can’t handle the pressure of settling down, no matter how wonderful the lovin’. “She knows what a great guy she has in Craig,” spills an insider. “They’ve known each other since they were teenagers and there’s no one else in her universe who comes close to his sweetness and generosity.” They’ve discussed getting hitched and 64-year-old country crooner Craig really wants a stronger commitment, “but there’s a warning sign that goes off in Tanya’s head when there’s talk of marriage,” the insider notes. “She’s getting the itch to move on despite the way she…

DR. QUINN, Medicine Woman star Jane Seymour is in love yet again — now with guitarist John Zambetti — but admits her past romance record is a horror show with four divorces and other failed affairs. The 72-year-old mom of four gushes she’s “never been happier” than with 74-year-old Zambetti, but they won’t wed. As for her failed marriages to theater director Michael Attenborough, artist Geoffrey Planer, manager David Flynn and actor James Keach, and her busted romance with producer David Green, the Wedding Crashers beauty insists: “I loved them all.” Still, the former Bond girl admits, “The number of marriages is frightening, but the explanation of all of them is perfectly rational. When the marriage was good, it was great and I never ended any of them.” Jane blames the…

BITTER Caitlyn Jenner declares she’s through with love after three failed marriages — but sources say her shocking announcement comes just weeks following the collapse of the 74-year-old’s bid to make 27-year-old fellow sex-swapper Sophia Hutchins her bedmate. Formerly Olympic decathlon champ Bruce Jenner, a dad of six, two with each of his three wives, Caitlyn now says, “I’ll never have a relationship in the future. I just don’t see that in my life. I am not looking.” But as GLOBE revealed just weeks ago, Caitlyn had booted Sophia from her Malibu home, where the youngster had lived as her roommate for seven years. Sources say Caitlyn finally got fed up waiting for Sophia to join her between the sheets. “After all of these years, she just feels taken advantage of,”…

SCI-FI rivals Patrick Stewart and William Shatner have traded potshots for years, but Star Trek’s first skipper still tells everyone he’s the best Enterprise captain in the universe and that’s got his classically trained rival’s trousers in a twist! “Bill has a grudging respect for Patrick as a stage actor, but he never thought Stewart’s Star Trek: The Next Generation was up to par with the original series and his own work as Capt. James T. Kirk,” an insider spills. Sources claim Shatner’s nose is also out of joint over all the noise Stewart’s memoir, Making It So, is getting, especially since the title is borrowed from his character Capt. Jean-Luc Picard’s trademark catchphrase. “It annoys Bill to high heaven to see Patrick getting so much attention, especially with a…

GRIEF-STRICKEN Wynonna Judd has dropped a whopping 55 pounds in the months since her mom Naomi’s tragic suicide and is determined to lose even more — leaving friends alarmed the country queen is wasting away in a dangerous crash-diet frenzy. The 59-year-old songbird, who’s joined the Christmas at the Opry lineup, sent jaws dropping in shock over her sudden, slimmed-down look at the inaugural People’s Choice Country Awards last month, with sources blaming her personal grief for triggering the drastic weight loss. Tortured Naomi Judd, mom to Wynonna and her actress sister, Ashley Judd, ended her emotional torment at age 76 by putting a bullet in her head on April 30, 2022. Naomi battled mental health issues for decades and killed herself 24 hours before she was scheduled to accept…