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SON OF A GUN Rotund Sex Pistols frontman JOHNNY ROTTEN fires off at autograph seekers in London THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! BREAST DRESSED Automatic singer AUBREY O’DAY flaunts her tremendous tatas in a revealing dress — but admits she dreams of being flat-chested! HOW NASTY! Reality TV crank SIMON COWELL is not putting his best face forward! STAYING PAW-SITIVE This Is Us star MANDY MOORE is all smiles as she picks up one of her cats from a vet in California TOOTING HIS OWN HORN Windbag WOODY ALLEN, who recently wrapped his 50th film as a director, is all jazzed up to make music in Milan WILT TRIP Grey’s Anatomy doc ELLEN POMPEO looks like she can’t beat the heat in NYC!…

POP icon Diana Ross is a firecracker at 79 and looking fantastic — and sources say the diva’s “pulling a Cher” by getting it on with much younger guys! The Supremes superstar stole the show at Beyoncé’s birthday concert in L.A. on Sept. 4 with a fiery performance, and according to a tipster, she was just as sizzling backstage. “Everyone was going gaga over her and she was eating it up, flirting with every hot guy in sight,” spills a spy. “You’d never know she was about to turn 80.” The Motown diva hasn’t had a serious romance since her 2000 divorce from second hubby Arne Naess Jr., a Norwegian businessman who died at 66 in a 2004 mountaineering accident. As GLOBE reported, sources say the Baby Love beauty set her sights on…

WILL WOODY’S FINAL FLICK DO THE TRICK? Frail’n’ pale for, like, forever, quintessentially quirky writer-director WOODY ALLEN, 87, banged out his 50th and likely last flick, a French thriller getting mixed reviews. Still stinging over the lingering stink of child sexual abuse allegations by his daughter DYLAN FARROW, now 38, the controversial filmmaker dribbles he’s grown tired of banging on doors for dollars. “I have so many ideas for films that I would be tempted to do it, if it was easy to finance,” complains the four-time Oscar winner, who wed ex-girlfriend MIA FARROW’s adopted daughter SOON-YI PREVIN when he was 62 and she was 27. “But beyond that, I don’t know if I have the same verve to go out and spend a lot of time raising money.” Famous for…

KERRY WASHINGTON The Scandal alum commands attention in a sequined minidress with a fun and flirty hem EMMA CORRIN We’ll make this brief — The Crown star’s pant-less Peter Pan getup is downright ridiculous! MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ The Fast & Furious gearhead runs out of gas with bland hair and makeup and a boring gown KATE BECKINSALE The Underworld siren vamps it up in a stunningly sheer gown with glimmering gold accents JESSICA CHASTAIN The Oscar winner’s blazer adds flair, but her black rhinestone outfit doesn’t shine as bright…

THE devastated wife of convicted rapist Danny Masterson is “miserable” and “circling the drain” after a judge threw the book at the disgraced actor! Scientologist actress-model Bijou Phillips, 43, is “trying to be strong” for the couple’s nine-year-old daughter, Fianna, squeals a source — but it’s a tall order now that the Scientology poster boy got nailed and her friends are having a “tough” time “trying to be there for her” in light of the sordid details exposed in court. the drain and is filled with all the emotion and no emotion at all,” dishes a source. “She is trying to figure out life and what it will be like for her. It can only be compared to a divorce or a death!” Masterson was sentenced last month to the max…

HUGH HEFNER ex and former Playboy pinup Kendra Wilkinson, 38, was hospitalized for a panic attack after rushing to an ER and begging for “medical help!” The onetime girlfriend of bunny-hopping Hef became “overwhelmed balancing work and family,” from coping with her real estate job, her on-again, off-again reality TV appearances, and raising her two kids with ex-hubby Hank Baskett, spills a source — who notes Kendra has been open about battling “severe depression” and suicide attempts.…

NEUROTIC shock jock Howard Stern’s crippling COVID paranoia has put his marriage to much younger wife Beth Ostrosky on the rocks, according to sources who say they’re on the brink of a $650 million divorce! Long after life has normalized for most Americans following the pandemic, Howard the Coward is still mostly locked down with his frustrated wife of 15 years at their posh mansion in New York’s Hamptons. “Howard virtually held Beth prisoner for more than two years because he was so terrified of getting the virus,” dishes an insider. “At first it was just good common sense, but now she wants to resume their glamorous lives and feels like he’s acting completely irrational. “She’s fed up and it’s really put their marriage in peril!” The self-proclaimed King of…

IF HIS sugar-sweet image isn’t enough to trigger a diabetic attack, clean-cut crooner Donny Osmond confesses he’s NEVER cursed in his life! And being a goody-goody apparently runs in the family because the 65-year-old singer, famed for partnering with sister Marie, insists, “I never heard my father curse. He was tough, but he never swore.” However Donny confesses: “I still think the words! There are certain people I would love to say certain words to but I just think, ‘Be like your dad.’” Aw, fudge!…

JURASSIC Park star Sam Neill has revealed why he named all of the animals on his farm after beloved celebrities — so they won’t get eaten! The 76-year-old actor raises cows, pigs and chickens on his New Zealand spread, and they bear names like Anjelica Huston, Helena Bonham Carter and Meryl Streep. “It’s an insurance policy,” he explains. “Because if you name a chicken Meryl Streep, in all fairness, you can’t eat Meryl Streep.” Neill has also revealed he suffers from a “ferocious type of aggressive” non-Hodgkin lymphoma and may not have long to live. Right now, he’s in remission but admits he’s “possibly dying.” “I’m not afraid to die,” he adds. “But it would annoy me because I’d really like another decade or two.”…

COUNTRY hunk Zach Bryan admits he was an “idiot” for getting “lippy” with cops who arrested him during a traffic stop in his home state of Oklahoma! The Heading South blowhard, 27, says he exited his car after seeing lawmen pull over his security guard — and got out to see what was “taking so long.” But one of the officers happened to be the same trooper who’d given loudmouth leadfoot Bryan a warning about speeding less than an hour earlier! “He’s like, ‘Get back in your vehicle or I’m gonna have to take you to jail.’ And like a dumbass, I said, ‘Take me to f*ckin’ jail? What do you mean?’” says the huffy hitmaker. That’s when the grumbling gasbag was cuffed — and booked on an obstruction of…

TV’s star morning host Robin Roberts and love Amber Laign finally tied the knot about ten months after exchanging engagement rings at a local eatery — and then eating them! Newlywed Roberts, 62, recalls she and Laign, 48, were in “a hole-in-the-wall Mexican spot” when “we took the calamari rings and we slapped them on each other’s fingers and we just proposed to one another.” The funny proposal came after 18 years of togetherness, supporting each other through bouts of breast cancer and Roberts’ life-saving 2012 bone marrow transplant. The pair wore white bridal gowns at their Sept. 8 wedding in the backyard of their home with family and friends “followed by a joyous reception. Ohhhh the dancing!!” the GMA anchor writes on social media, adding: “Honeymoon here we come.”…

LEAVING domineering wife Meghan at home, Prince Harry reverted to the party animal ways of his bachelor days, carousing like a royal rock star at the Invictus Games in Germany — and palace sources giggled the henpecked hubby looked like a puppy off a leash. The 39-year-old Duke of Sussex let his ginger hair down — sparking speculation there’s trouble in marital paradise — and his mood change was so apparent a high-level courtier observed, “Harry lights up when he’s without Meghan! He always seems on edge when he’s around her in public, unable to just be himself. “It’s like he’s playing a supporting role to the family star and is scared of upstaging her by putting his foot in his mouth or saying the wrong thing! But on his…

Pot loaded with heavy metal + SMOKING pot is a dopey move because marijuana users have dangerously high levels of heavy metals in their bodies, a new study suggests. Researchers from Columbia University analyzed the blood of cannabis consumers and found it contains 27 percent more lead and 22 percent more cadmium than that of people who don’t toke. The toxic substances — which are believed to find their way into the plants during farming — have been linked to high blood pressure, kidney disease and cancer. Secret sugars making you fat! + COMMON groceries may be widening your waistline because they’re secret sources of excess sugar! Mayo Clinic nutrition expert Dr. Donald Hensrud warns many processed products are packed with added sugars — even if they’re not sweets! He…

POKER Face singer Lady Gaga is showing her hand as her reignited romance with Michael Polan-sky heats up — insiders tell GLOBE she wants him, wedding bells and a baby ASAP! “Michael was the one who initiated this reunion a few weeks ago, and Gaga was thrilled,” spills an insider. “But she told him to forget about it if he’s not into it for keeps this time around.” Gaga, 37, and the 44-year-old businessman were first linked in 2019 and went Instagram official as a couple in 2020. She called it quits earlier this year, but they were recently spotted together with friends in Las Vegas. “It’s tricky because they need to find their feet again, but Gaga’s set her line in the sand and told him not to waste…

FURIOUS Caitlyn Jenner booted Sophia Hutchins out of her house because her fellow sex-swapper refused to become her bedmate, squeal tattletales. A mole says the 73-year-old Olympic gold medalist gave 27-year-old Sophia “seven days” to pack up all of her junk and leave the house early last month after seven years as her roommate and sometime manager. A source blabs the former Bruce Jenner, 1976’s decathlon champ, got fed up being strung along by the sexy youngster and “tensions at the house got high. They had a massive blowout. Caitlyn really thought that eventually their relationship would develop to a romantic level. But after all these years, she just feels taken advantage of.” The three-times-divorced dad of six — including reality star daughters Kylie and Kendall Jenner — was introduced…

SHOCKING new footage — and recently revealed photos — of a reptilian-like life form swimming in a Scottish lake are being hailed as proof the legendary Loch Ness Monster is real! Eoin O’Faodhagain, who captured a remarkable clip of a colossal crypto critter gliding across the water on Aug. 27, crows he “won the lottery” with his video! The Irishman spied the large black mass rising from the depths before vanishing to avoid an oncoming boat. “I immediately knew when it first emerged and began to move that this is no large fish — fish do not have wakes,” says Eoin, who’s spent years hunting the elusive beast known as Nessie. “The emergence of this creature from the water and its movement is uncharacteristic of a seal or an otter.…

Breaking news! White House press secretary KARINE JEAN-PIERRE, 49, and her partner of over ten years, CNN anchor SUZANNE MALVEAUX, 56, have split. “I’m a single mom who is co-parenting this amazing kid,” reveals Karine, who’s sharing custody of their adopted daughter, SOLEIL, 9. Also kaput, Brazilian-born supermodel ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO, 42, and model boyfriend RICHARD LEE, 41. They dated for two years. Kissing Booth star JOEY KING, 24, married director STEVEN PIET, 32, in sunny Spain. “Love is cool! Love is grand! Love is kissing in front of the Fonte dos Amores and having too many caipirinhas together,” gushes the bride. Captain America CHRIS EVANS, 42, tied the knot with ALBA BAPTISTA, 26, in a Cape Cod wedding attended by Iron Man ROBERT DOWNEY JR. Pop star CHARLIE PUTH, 31,…

DEVIANT Danny Masterson has been sentenced to 30 years to life in the slammer for raping two members of his Scientology church — and now sources claim the religion’s leaders are quaking in fear the actor will pen a bombshell tell-all exposing the organization’s hush-hush inner workings. The disgraced 47-year-old That ’70s Show star “was clinging to the delusional hope that church bosses would save him somehow,” spills an insider. “But they didn’t and now Danny’s life is effectively over — and he has no reason to protect the church’s secrets. “The fear is he’ll go nuclear — and that could spell the end of Scientology, which has been accused of ordering Masterson’s rape victims not to report his crimes to police. The church denies all the accusations, but events…

BRUCE Springsteen, 74, had a gut feeling something was wrong — and now The Boss has postponed a slew of concerts after his doctor confirmed he needs treatment for painful peptic ulcer disease! The Tougher Than the Rest Springsteen has postponed some shows troubadour burped he’s “heartbroken” to disappoint fans while he gets help for the digestive condition, which can involve open sores in the stomach or small intestine, according to the Cleveland Clinic. “We’ll be back soon!” Bruce promised unhappy ticket holders.…

CAGED reality crooks Todd and Julie Chrisley have gotten a jail break, as authorities say they’ve shaved nearly two years off the real estate wheeler-dealer’s 12-year sentence and 14 months off his wife’s seven-year stay behind bars. The parents of five, famed for their USA network reality show Chrisley Knows Best about their lives as multimillionaires, were convicted of fraud and tax evasion. But their legal eagle Jay Surgent says they’re getting early release for being model prisoners. “Without a doubt, Todd and Julie are model incarcerated individuals who received exorbitant sentences,” Surgent says. “I believe Todd is down to ten years, and Julie is now at five years.” Todd will be 64 when he’s released from his Pensacola, Fla., slammer on Jan. 22, 2033, while Julie will be 55 when…

ODDBALL genius Albert Einstein was the inspiration for Star Wars’ know-it-all guru Yoda! The puppet’s designer kept Einstein’s photo on his studio wall. You can see the likeness in the wrinkles around their eyes. BURGER King has been accused of telling whoppers! The fast-food chain’s being sued for $5 million by disgruntled customers who claim the company’s advertising is deceptive and inflates the size of products by 35 percent! Burger King insists that’s bull! A RARE tiger at Colorado’s Cheyenne Mountain Zoo died in a freak accident while under anesthesia to have her teeth cleaned. The gigantic woozy beast slipped over a bench and snapped her spine. BETTY Crocker is a fake! The advertising babe was cooked up in 1924 to promote Gold Medal Flour — and home economist Marjorie Child…