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A VIEW TO A CHILL Bundled-up babe ANA De ARMAS — No Time to Die’s Bond girl — seems to regret going for a dip in Greece SILENT TREATMENT Caustic comic KATHY GRIFFIN shuts her yap for once in L.A. and lets her sign do the talking during the writers strike NOW EAR THIS! HARRISON FORD listens up at the L.A. premiere of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! NO STRINGS ATTACHED Plucky former Beatle PAUL McCARTNEY shows off his air guitar skills in the Big Apple BUGGING OUT SOPHIA LOREN’s spidery eyelashes make the former screen siren look extra alarming! BEVERLY HILLS FLOP Gearhead JAY LENO lies down on the job while checking out vintage rides at a Rodeo Drive car show…

MONACO’S runaway Princess Charlene has been piling on pounds at the urging of control-freak hubby Prince Albert, who feels her gaunt, frail appearance makes him look bad, tattle sources. The 65-year-old monarch put the troubled 45-year-old beauty on a fattening diet because “he finds her more attractive with more flesh,” according to a source, who notes “she was extremely underweight and pale before, and he didn’t like people saying she looked sickly and seemed withdrawn and sad. He felt it was a bad reflection on him.” Now after he’s urged her to “eat more she’s heavier in all the right places. And a chubby Charlene looks better beside him since he’s quite plump,” the source adds. On June 10, the former Olympic swimmer looked regal attending the opening of the Historical…

PEEVED Pope Francis, 86, got even with Archbishop Georg Gänswein by booting the loose-lipped cleric from his Vatican post and ordering the official back to his native Germany — without a job, insiders say. Gänswein, the longtime private secretary to the late Pope Benedict, had also served as the powerful Prefect of the Papal Household since 2012. But church higher-ups have confirmed his 11-year tenure is toast and he was turned out in a shocking slap in the face. Sources dish the 66-year-old prelate didn’t have a prayer of securing a cushy new gig or being elevated to cardinal like past papal secretaries because of bad blood between Benedict’s right-hand man and the current pontiff! Shortly after Francis’ retired predecessor died at 95 on Dec. 31, the archbishop’s leaked tell-all — Nothing…

Always desperate to be the center of attention, KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN announced she was pregnant with Blink-182 drummer TRAVIS BARKER’s baby by waving a sign while standing in the audience at the rock band’s recent L.A. concert! Pop star JOE JONAS and his Game of Thrones wife, SOPHIE TURNER, turned a tidy profit on the $11 million Miami Beach mansion they bought in 2021, offloading the posh place for $15.5M. Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer CHAD SMITH, 61, plunked down $18 million on a red-hot 9,200-square-foot mansion in L.A.’s swanky Brentwood neighborhood. Suite Life of Zack & Cody star DYLAN SPROUSE, 30, secretly put a sparkler on 29-year-old supermodel BARBARA PALVIN’s finger nearly a year ago, with no one the wiser. The former child star met his match in 2017. Bachelor…

IN THE midst of his ferocious $250 million divorce war with estranged wife Christine Baumgartner, superstar Kevin Costner has been blindsided by the bombshell claim he fathered a love child with a crew member on the set of his hit TV series Yellowstone! The bizarre gossip has thrown TV’s favorite cowboy for a loop as he desperately bids to strike a deal with his spouse of 18 years, who’s added to his misery by refusing to move out of their $145 million tenacre Santa Barbara oceanfront compound. The 68-year-old hunk — who already has a love child son, Liam, 27, from an affair with Pittsburgh Steelers heiress Bridget Rooney — has furiously attacked wild rumors he knocked up a Yellow-stone beauty, calling the buzz “total BS,” dish sources. “Kevin did…

POP performer Drew Taggart — one half of The Chainsmokers duo — reveals he’s “struggled with drinking” throughout his career. The hard-partying boozer unbottled his feelings about sauce-swilling, calling it “an addiction that’s woven into the environment we exist in.” The Self Destruction Mode musician confides, “This guilt of not being good enough — or not being better — ironically sends me into a spiral that restarts my bad habit cycle.” Taggart, 33, admits he’s “flawed” — but adds, “I know that I am great.”…

GREEDY ghoul Cedric Lodge, the morgue manager at Harvard Medical School, illegally peddled body parts he carved from cadavers donated for research, lawmen charge. The slimeball, 55, stole “heads, brains, skin, bones and other human remains, without the knowledge or permission” of his employers from 2018 to 2022, prosecutors say. Also charged in connection with the case were Lodge’s 63-year-old wife, Denise, and two alleged resellers — Katrina MacLean, 44, and Joshua Taylor, 46. According to a recently released indictment, the butcher, who ran the body bank at the university’s Anatomical Gifts Program, scavenged bits from corpses before their scheduled cremations and occasionally invited clients into the morgue to select their wares! The feds charge the creepy collector sometimes carried gruesome trophies from his Boston workplace to his New Hampshire…

BATMAN hunk Ben Affleck shocked friends and family with his new, Botox-looking frozen face, leaving sources buzzing the leading man’s trapped in a serious midlife crisis. “Getting a full face of Botox is not Ben’s style, so it’s shocked a lot of people,” dishes an insider. “His friends are convinced this is more proof he’s in some sort of midlife crisis. “They’re all hoping he’ll snap out of it soon.” The 50-year-old actor showed off a super smooth mug when he posed with hottie wife Jennifer Lopez, 53, at a recent L.A. movie premiere where “everyone was commenting on how Botoxed Ben looked and snickering Jennifer had something to do with it,” tattles a tipster. “She’s so image conscious. She’s always nagging him to straighten up and look well-groomed, so…

Boozing helps your heart! ✚ REGULARLY sipping boozy beverages could reduce the risk of cardiovascular problems! An observational study led by researchers at Massachusetts General Hospital linked light to moderate alcohol consumption — defined as one drink daily for gals and two for guys — with long-term reductions in stress signaling in the brain. The scientists believe less stress leads to lower inflammation levels, which may be responsible for preventing heart attacks and strokes. But they do not advocate tippling because of booze’s concerning overall effects on health. Eatery workers poison food! ✚ NEARLY half of all food poisoning outbreaks at restaurants are caused by sick workers, research reveals. A report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reviewed 800 cases of the foodborne illness with an identifiable cause…

AMAZING photos show a brazen burglar bear trying to escape out of a second-floor bedroom window after breaking into an empty Colorado home and scarfing down the owner’s yummy pork chops! Neighbor Heidi Hannah caught the burly brute on video and called Steamboat Springs cops, who arrived while the critter was still in the master bedroom. The massive intruder got locked inside the bedroom after failing to escape through the too-high window. When an officer opened the bedroom door, the beast made a dash downstairs and leaped out the first-floor window it had originally entered. Homeowner Ryan McFarland, who was at work at the time, notes the furry felon “just ripped that [first-floor] window right open, got inside and helped himself to my pork chops I had out for dinner that night,…

KINKY Kim Kardashian gets her kicks from teeth! The reality babe, 42, jawed about her dream guy’s best qualities during an episode of her family’s namesake show The Kardashians and admits, “Teeth are, like, one of my biggest turn-ons. The straighter, the hornier I’ll get. Just kidding — but not kidding.” The bottom-heavy billionaire — whose nine-month romance with smiley comic Pete Davidson was nipped in the bud last August — also confides a great grin makes her “horniest.” The three-time divorcée was hitched to Kanye West from 2014 to 2022 and shares four kids with the ranting rapper. But the blabbermouth now insists she’s champing at the bit for a man with “no heavy baggage” — because “I have enough!”…

HARD-NOSED Rosie O’Donnell has finally revealed the root of her bitter rift with former BFF Ellen DeGeneres that’s kept her from speaking with the lesbian comic for 25 years! O’Donnell, who’s also gay, notes the pair rose in showbiz at the same time starting as stand-up funnygals. Ellen even came out on a 1996 episode of The Rosie O’Donnell Show — but just two years later she claims DeGeneres trashed her on Larry King’s CNN talk show. “We’ve had our weirdness in our relationship,” says Rosie, 61. “I don’t know if it’s jealousy, competition or the fact that she said a mean thing about me once that really hurt my feelings.” When King asked Ellen, “Whatever happened to Rosie O’Donnell’s show? She went down the tubes as soon as she…

DESPERATE dad Brad Pitt is continuing his lost crusade for 50 percent custody of his three minor kids with ex-wife Angelina Jolie, but sources say the hunk is sadly confessing the Maleficent movie witch has won their war. Pitt, 59, and his 48-year-old ex have battled bitterly over their six children since their 2016 marriage bust-up — and during that time their adopted kids Maddox, 21, Pax, 19, and Zahara, 18, have become adults. Now the Oscar-winning hunk admits Jolie is successfully running out the custody clock on their biological offspring. Shiloh is 17 and twins Knox and Vivienne turn 15 this month. “Brad says it’s by far the worst situation he’s ever faced in his life,” a close friend reveals. “He wanted the kids half the time, but it’s…

CRUMBLING couple Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are keeping everyone guessing over the state of their marriage — as friends urge them to quit playing games already! McDermott, 56, seemingly confirmed their split in a social media post over Father’s Day weekend, but took it down a few hours later. Meanwhile, his 50-year-old 90210 spouse of 17 years — mom to their five kids — kept mum, with friends speculating they’d gotten into another blowout fight! It’s the latest domestic drama for the couple, who have been rumored for years to be on the rocks for nearly a decade after Dean confessed to cheating in 2013. “Tori and Dean are always playing these games and a lot of folks are convinced they feed off the drama and attention,” an insider tells…

HOT-TO-TROT Joy Behar is embarrassing her The View coworkers by crushing on Sister Wives hunk Kody Brown and other male guests, according to sources who blame her lackluster love life with hubby Steve Janowitz! Sources snitch the 80-year-old chatterbox’s 12-year marriage to the retired octo-genarian teacher she met at a semi-nudist colony in 1982 has hit a dull lull — and now she’s flirting up a storm with showbiz studs. “Joy and Steve had a white-hot marriage for many years, and thought nothing of walking around the house naked,” spills an insider. “But he’s apparently slacking off in the romance department and she doesn’t find him that exciting. That’s one reason she flirts with the handsome guests.” Back in February, Joy raised eyebrows by shamelessly fawning over Irish hunk Liam…

UNABOMBER murderer Ted Kaczynski was turned into a paranoid, schizo terrorist by secret CIA experiments run by a mad scientist when the Harvard math prodigy was a human guinea pig for the horrific MK-Ultra brainwashing project, say sources. This bombshell revelation exploded to light in the wake of 81-year-old Kaczynski’s June 10 suicide in his prison cell, where he was serving eight life sentences for murdering three and injuring 23 during a 17-year rampage of 16 bomb attacks from 1978 to 1995. Kaczynski’s plunge into paranoid schizophrenia began when the Chicago math student, so brilliant he’d skipped the sixth and 11th grades, entered Harvard at 16. The timid teen was soon recruited with 21 other students into a cruel brain-breaking project run by a diabolical scientist, Dr. Henry Murray, who…

MAYA HAWKE The Asteroid City gal’s dress has pizzazz — but her retro swim cap should stay in the past CHRISSY METZ The This Is Us alum has a fat chance of looking great in this unflattering dress and casual kicks DEBRA MESSING The Will & Grace beauty isn’t messing around! Gold ruffles elevate a basic black frock BRAUNWYN WINDHAM-BURKE The ex-Housewife bursts with pride, but her metallic dress looks like deflated Mylar balloons JULIANNE HOUGH The DWTS co-host is the belle of the ballroom in a halter-style gown with a regal ruffled collar…

OUSTED CNN sex clown Chris Cuomo is coming out swinging against Sylvester Stallone, 77, branding the Rocky legend a “cartoonish fool!” The political meathead, 52, ranted about the Oscar-nominated action star on The Adam Friedland Show, saying he “didn’t love” Sly’s movie characters. The tarnished anchor was booted from his prime-time cable perch in 2021 — despite denying sexual misconduct allegations hurled at him by a former colleague. The loudmouth has since landed at the tiny rival network NewsNation.…

SELFIE-snapping pop tart Britney Spears is planning a butt lift to keep up her end with other social media twerks — even though her hubby’s dead set against it, a source tattles. The 41-year-old Toxic singer is notorious for her near-nude Instagram videos, but the spy snitches she’s “insecure” about her barely there booty. “Back in the day Britney’s tiny behind was in style, but now it’s all about the big butt,” dishes a source. “She’s told everyone she’s going to get the Brazilian butt lift and has an appointment.” As GLOBE reported, sources buzz the superstar has been lining up various nip/tucks this summer, including a facelift. “She’s looking to get a smaller waist, so she figures she can just have the fat from her stomach transferred to her rear end,”…

AMERICAN IDOL fans are in a fury over talent judge Katy Perry’s weird antics and are again demanding the I Kissed a Girl singer be axed! The 38-year-old Firework songbird — who’s been branded Hollywood’s most hated woman — triggered outrage with a teaser clip for the talent show where she dressed in sexy, skin-tight leather pants, boots and a mesh top and acted like a cat. Fellow judge Lionel Richie described her as the comic book villain Catwoman and judge Luke Bryan jokingly named her “Katy Purry.” The songbird put a foot on the judges’ table saying, “I’m ready to prowl for talent.” But instead of laughing, viewers slammed Katy, who previously drove a young mother contestant to quit over a raunchy wisecrack. “Can’t stand her, they need to…

SENIOR citizen Steven Jackson was sipping his morning cup of java at an outdoor table at his woodsy homestead when a ferocious black bear suddenly leaped from cover and gruesomely ripped him to death as helpless neighbors listened to his terrifying screams. The fearsome critter — which can weigh up to 400 pounds and stand seven feet on its hind legs — grabbed the 66-year-old man in an unprovoked attack, dragged him kicking and screaming 75 feet down an embankment and began mauling him, say lawmen with Arizona’s Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office. Neighbors listening to terrified Jackson’s cries for help tried to scare off the monster by yelling and honking horns. But the raging bear refused to stop mauling the helpless older man with its razor-sharp claws until a neighbor…

GLAMOUR-PUSS Kim Kardashian blames her past nip/tuck obsession on ex-hubby Kanye West — accusing him of making her feel like dirt by cruelly saying she looks like a horse, say sources. The 42-year-old reality babe is famous for her use of fillers, but a source says her 46-year-old bipolar ex urged her to undergo the plastic surgery and “pushed her to extremes” when they were together. But since their 2021 split, Kim has been favoring a more natural look and Kanye’s been taunting the fashion plate to “undermine her confidence,” snitches the spy. “His idea of the perfect woman is loads of makeup, hair extensions, barely there clothes, and the more plastic surgery, the better,” tattles the tipster. “So now that Kim’s going in a different direction with her look,…

BABY-MAKING machine Nick Cannon says it’s not his fault — he claims God keeps sabotaging his birth control to keep his fatherhood streak going! “Only God can let me know when I’m done,” says the 42-year-old stud, who just welcomed his 12th child. “The more the merrier!” he adds. Dr. Laura Berman told Nick on her podcast he has “magic sperm” — and he did not disagree! The mostly unplanned pregnancies are “miracles,” says the stand-up comic, who notes some of the moms got knocked up while using birth control pills. He shares 12-year-old boy-girl twins with ex-wife Mariah Carey, two sons and a daughter with Brittany Bell, a son with Bre Tiesi, a daughter with LaNisha Cole, a daughter and twin boys with Abby De La Rosa, and a…

GLUM George Clooney is bored out of his gourd — kept on a short leash by controlling wife Amal — and his bachelor-era buddies are wondering what happened to their favorite party animal, insiders tell GLOBE! “Amal is by his side on those rare nights when he’s out and she keeps him in line at all times and basically forbids him to have old-fashioned fun,” spills a source. The 62-year-old actor wrapped Wolves with buddy Brad Pitt, 59, earlier this year and is now filling his days with appearances at glittery charity galas. “George is coasting from one event to the next. He’s going stir crazy at home,” dishes the insider. “He’s under orders by Amal not to have more than one or two drinks a night and he can’t go…

TRANSFORMERS hottie Megan Fox is caught in a bizarre fight with no-name political wannabe Robby Starbuck, who accuses the actress of “child abuse” and “forcing” her young sons to wear girls’ clothes. According to Starbuck’s social media post, he used to “live in the same gated community” as Fox and “saw 2 of [their sons] have a full on breakdown saying they were forced by their mom to wear girls clothes as their nanny tried to console them. It’s pure child abuse. Pray for them.” Fox and her ex, the boys’ father and former Beverly Hills, 90210 star Brian Austin Green, insist the incident never happened, says a source. However, Fox does admit oldest son Noah, 10 — the brother of Bodhi, 9, and Journey, 6 — began wearing dresses…

WILLIAM POWELL and MYRNA LOY were so convincing as the martini-swilling high society couple Nick and Nora Charles in the 1934 “nerve-numbing” comedy mystery film The Thin Man, audiences assumed they were married in real life! They also shared the screen with another beloved star — Asta, played by a wire-haired fox terrier named SKIPPY, who was king of movie pooches until the Cairn terrier Terry came along five years later to play Toto in The Wizard of Oz.…

BEAUTIFUL Brit Hayley Atwell, 41, had a Marvel-ous turn as Agent Carter in the Captain America movies and her character’s namesake spin-off series. This summer, she joins forces with Tom Cruise in Dead Reckoning Part One, the latest big-screen chapter of Mission: Impossible. She’ll also appear in the flick’s part two, which is slated for release in 2024. Here are ten things you don’t know about the London-born brunette. 1 Her middle name is Elizabeth. 2 She has dual citizenship in the United Kingdom and the United States because her father is from Kansas City, Mo. 3 She became a vegetarian at age eight after watching chef Loyd Gross-man put a live lobster into boiling water on TV. 4 At 11, she saw Ralph Fiennes play Hamlet onstage — and…

VINEGAR, salt, vanilla extract, sugar, honey and white rice never have an expiration date! But experts suggest using the stuff before it turns two years old. FOXY lightbulb inventor Thomas Edison’s first patent was issued in 1869 for an electronic vote recorder. WHILE the Earth’s three-mile horizon limits your vision, people can actually see for millions of miles. The furthest object visible to the naked eye is the Andromeda Galaxy some 2.6 million light-years away. DENZEL WASHINGTON’s right pinky finger is pretty freaky. The actor dislocated the digit so many times it spontaneously jumps out of its socket when he moves his hand. FOUNDING Fathers John Adams and Thomas Jefferson became good pals at the 1775 Continental Congress. Both died on the 50th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration…