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ACTIVIST actor George Clooney would consider sacrificing his showbiz career to pursue a higher calling, but sources say he fears it would destroy his marriage! The silver fox, 62, and his 45-year-old lawyer wife, Amal, run the human rights advocacy group Clooney Foundation for Justice, but insiders say they largely keep their other projects separate in an attempt to balance out a blissful domestic life that includes their nearly six-year-old twins, Alexander and Ella. “George says he wants to be part of Amal’s world, but not her whole world, and she feels the same way,” reveals a friend. “He admits he’s been tempted to quit acting, and maybe even run for public office. “While he wants to work more closely with Amal, he also feels if their public lives get too…

PARANOID Britney Spears has a terrifying obsession with knives that’s triggered dread and panic among her loved ones, including hubby Sam Asghari, sources say. An explosive new documentary claims Britney — who was freed from a 13-year prison-like conservatorship in November 2021 run by her dad, Jamie — sleeps with a blade under her pillow because she’s terrified of being put back under courtordered control. Sources also say she guzzles so much caffeine, she often stays awake three days in a row, which wreaks havoc on her mental and emotional well-being. And 29-year-old fitness trainer Sam “is freaking out,” spills an insider. “He loves her and wants so badly to make this work, but the situation is rapidly becoming unbearable, even for a tough guy like him. It’s horrific!” Meanwhile,…

AWKWAFINA The cutup’s puffy purse does pair well with her balloon sleeves — but this ensemble is awful! ELIZABETH HURLEY The Bedazzled gal is gorgeous in a pink column dress — but loses points for that shoulder pouf BINDI IRWIN Crikey! We know the Croc Hunter’s kid is a mom herself, but that’s no reason to dress so drably JANINE TURNER This is a fumble for the Friday Night Lights star, who looks bottom-heavy in her blousy skirt MELISSA MCCARTHY The Little Mermaid’s wicked sea witch needs to toss this frightful getup into the ocean…

DISGRACED sex-creep Prince Andrew has been dumped by most of his royal relatives — including the king — but he still gets support from one person who refuses to give up on him, his ex-wife, Sarah Ferguson! Despite their scandalous divorce 27 years ago, Andy and Fergie are still shacking up together at the Royal Lodge owned by the monarchy even though his brother, King Charles, is trying to move him out! Palace insiders say the prince — who’s on a $27,000-a-year navy pension — can’t afford to maintain the 30-room mansion and has few employment prospects! “Andrew is a kept man — Sarah supports him financially!” a high-level palace courtier tattles. The disgraced royal lost his taxpayer-funded allowance when he was stripped of duties amid his bombshell underage sex…

BACK to the Future’s Michael J. Fox, 61, got lost in the bottle for more than a year to escape the devastating Parkinson’s disease diagnosis he received in 1991 at the height of his Hollywood fame! “I drank to distraction. I was an alcoholic,” admits Fox, who was already a hard-partying 29-year-old when his finger tremor was linked to the incurable nerve-destroying condition. Sober since 1992, the star credits wife Tracy Pollan with helping him dry out.…

FURIOUS judge has ordered an investigation into Scientology’s shady underbelly after the church — accused of covering up the alleged sex attacks by celeb member Danny Masterson — secretly got its hands on sealed prosecution evidence used in the actor’s rape trial. GLOBE has learned the church mysteriously obtained official confidential investigation reports, emails between cops and Masterson’s accusers and photos related to three former Scientologists who claimed the 47-year-old That ’70s Show star sexually assaulted them between 2001 and 2003. At a May 10 hearing in L.A., Deputy District Attorney Reinhold Mueller shocked Judge Charlaine Olmedo with the news he saw an email revealing church officials apparently viewed sealed files only he and Masterson’s lawyers were entitled to see. After Masterson attorney Philip Cohen denied sharing the material, the…

CRYBABY spoiled rich kid Donald Trump Jr. furiously lashed out at FOX News for snubbing him for the last nine months, claiming the network’s refusal to put him on the air is “censorship!” The 45-year-old, whose only claim to fame is being the offspring of a former president, whines: “I used to be on FOX 3, 4, 5, 6, ten times a week. I haven’t been on in nine months. Not a call, not an invite, not anything. “So I understand what it appears like they’re trying to do to the America First movement.” He also claimed he was being silenced for speaking up on taboo topics, saying that’s why FOX’s pundit Tucker Carlson was axed. Junior didn’t mention Carlson is also being accused of sexism and racism, which the…

THE tragic death of 30-year-old Michael Jackson impersonator Jordan Neely, who died in a chokehold by Daniel Penny, 24, on a dirty New York City subway, raises a real dilemma over rights and justice, especially after the ex-Marine was charged with felony manslaughter. It all started May 1 when Neely, a homeless and mentally troubled man, came into a train car and began “screaming in an aggressive manner,” says witness Juan Alberto Vazquez. “He said he had no food, he had no drink, that he was tired and doesn’t care if he goes to jail. He took off his jacket and threw it on the ground.” Another witness claims Neely raged he was going to “kill somebody.” At that point Penny grabbed the nutjob from behind, took him down to…

REAL-LIFE sex siren ELIZABETH TAYLOR won a Best Actress Oscar for portraying pay-to-play party girl Gloria Wandrous in BUtterfield 8 — but the eyebrow-raising role wasn’t that much of a stretch! La Liz had already been slut-shamed far and wide in real life for stealing virginal Debbie Reynolds’ hubby, EDDIE FISHER, who played her smitten best friend, Steve, in this racy — for the 1950s — drama. Taylor’s character meets an untimely end and so did her marriage to Eddie, who claimed Liz had “the face of an angel and the morals of a trucker.” She dumped him for her Cleopatra co-star Richard Burton.…

AFTER shelling out $200 million to settle his divorce from Maria Shriver, Arnold Schwarzenegger is taking his time popping the question to longtime honey Heather Milligan, according to pals who say his cold feet could wind up terminating the relationship! “Friends are shaking their heads about him stalling when she’s so perfect for him,” spills a spy. “Heather’s a real catch. She’s easygoing and lets him be his silly self. She doesn’t even bat an eye when he flirts with the ladies — and proved she’s a good sport when they visited his family in Austria and knocked back beers. “But Arnie figures he doesn’t need marriage, so why would he take the leap?” That type of thinking could eventually spell disaster. “She’s been patient, but for how long?” says the…

FORMER screen siren Melanie Griffith was looking like a bruised, horrifying mess when leaving a specialty skin care salon — a tragic sign she’s still locked in a gritty battle with potentially deadly skin cancer, insiders say. The 65-year-old daughter of The Birds vixen Tippi Hedren — whose baby daddy ex-hubbies include Don Johnson, Antonio Banderas and Steven Bauer — sported unsightly splotches on her puss and hands outside L.A.’s trendy Melanie Grant skin care spa. The Working Girl bombshell, who’s also no stranger to nip/tucks, previously confessed to undergoing dermabrasion — laser treatments that cause bruising while removing skin cancer cells —in her battle against the disease. A year ago, the actress triggered alarms when she was spotted with red blotches on her hands. “Everyone’s wondering what’s going on…

ONCE hailed as America’s Mayor in the aftermath of the horrific 9/11 terrorist attack on New York City, Rudy Giuliani is now accused of being a depraved molester by a gal who charges he forced her to be his sex slave during her two years working as his consultant! Giuliani’s image was already dented by his work as former President Donald Trump’s lawyer in the 2020 election rigging scandal, but if business consultant Noelle Dunphy proves her $10 million sexual assault case in Manhattan Supreme Court, insiders say he’ll never recover. The 43-year-old beauty’s shocking claims against the 78-year-old former Big Apple czar and former federal pro-sector include: * Forcing her to give him oral sex while talking to Trump on the phone. * Telling her a key part of…

SEX-crazy senior SUZANNE SOMERS is “wearing out” her 86-year-old hubby, ALAN HAMEL, according to a spy who insists the petered-out dude is turning to med to rev up his libido! “Suzanne’s appetite for sex is insatiable — she needs it three times a day,” blabs an insider. “But Alan’s getting on in years and he’s not the wonder man he used to be. “He loves her, but the woman is wearing him out. They’ve tried to maintain things with sex shots and libido-boosting foods and herbs, but Alan’s clearly running out of steam!” Suzanne, 76, has admitted to shooting up her plaything with testosterone “every Tuesday,” adding “Wednesday’s a very good day.” And she doesn’t mind sharing cringeworthy details, crowing in 2021: “What time is it, like noon? I’ve had…

About Vehicles These words are listed in alphabetical order according to length. Fit them into their proper places in the Framework. This puzzle has been started for you with the entry TANK. Now look for a 4-letter entry starting with K. Continue working this way until the puzzle is completed. 3 Letters Hay (wagon) Oil 4 Letters Auto Disc (brake) Kart, (go) Road Semi (truck) Tank 3 Tool 5 Letters Araba Bikes Cargo Earth (mover) Gauge Horse Sedan 6 Letters Engine Outing Repair Rocket Surrey 7 Letters Airbags Chariot 8 Letters Carriage Handcart Rickshaw Starters Steering 9 Letters Diesel car Tarantass SOLUTION FOR WEEK #22 For more great puzzles visit www.PennyDellPuzzles.com…

MAN-HUNGRY Tammy Slaton, the slimmed-down star of TLC’s 1000-lb Sisters, is sinking her teeth into a younger guy — after ditching brand-new hubby Caleb Willingham for refusing to stick to his diet, tipsters blab. The still rotund reality trainwreck, 36, “immediately hit it off” with Greg Morgan, 25, after meeting the hunk through a dating app, a source snitches. “He’s come to see her a handful of times. He takes a six-hour bus ride from Indianapolis to visit her in Kentucky,” squeals the mole. But the insider adds Tammy has still felt “shy” about shoveling down food in front of her new sweetie! Tammy, who once crushed the scales at 717, shed a stunning 300 pounds of pudge and exchanged vows with fellow fatty Caleb in November.…

THE human nose can detect the smell of fresh rain on dirt better than sharks can scent blood in the water! Scientists say this skill is due to our essential need for water. A ROBOT mapping the sewer system in Oviedo, Fla., stumbled across a massive five-foot gator lurking in the depths. Both the gator and the robot survived the encounter. McDONALD’S is the world’s largest toy distributor thanks to the trinkets given away with Happy Meals. The burger joint hands out about 1.5 billion toys every year. M*A*S*H legend Alan “Hawkeye Pierce” Alda is the first person to win Emmy Awards for acting, directing and writing on the same show. He is also the only cast member to appear in every episode!…

SLAMMED by fans for ignoring charges she’s presiding over a toxic workplace, embattled talking head Kelly Clarkson is promising to take “leadership training” classes along with her execs after being branded TV’s new queen of mean! The 41-year-old former American Idol was buried under an avalanche of anger — with some critics comparing her to tarnished former talker Ellen DeGeneres — when she announced the release of a new single while seemingly ignoring a shocking report that staffers endured a poisonous work environment that actually endangered their mental health. While Clarkson’s talk show producers bore the brunt of the blowback for accusations of bullying and intimidation on her set, Kelly was accused of being out of touch — and unconcerned! “Workers have been routinely hurt, embarrassed and humiliated,” reveals a…

JOHNNY DEPP is smelling like a rose after beating ex-wife AMBER HEARD in last year’s explosive wife-beating defamation suit. He just inked a $25 million three-year deal to front a Dior cologne as Amber fights to rebuild her life away from the spotlight in Spain. Selling Sunset star CHRISHELL STAUSE, 41, married nonbinary Aussie musician G FLIP, 29, after a year of dating. Below Deck chef BEN ROBINSON, 42, cooked up a surprise marriage proposal for KIARA CABRAL, 29. “She had no clue when I dropped my knees in Vatican Square that I would be proposing,” spills the star. RIHANNA, 35, and rapper boyfriend A$AP ROCKY, 34, born Rakim Athelaston Mayers, kept their firstborn’s name under wraps for a year! It’s RZA ATHELSTON MAYERS, the first name apparently in honor of…

LIFE is going swimmingly for starlet Halle Bailey, 23, who appears as Princess Ariel in Disney’s live-action adaptation of The Little Mermaid. But even before diving into the fishy fairy tale, Halle was no stranger to the spotlight. She and older sister Chloe, 24, made a splash with their musical YouTube videos and earned two Grammy Award nominations for their 2018 debut studio album, The Kids Are Alright. Halle also appeared in 53 episodes of Freeform’s Grown-ish. Here are ten things you don’t know about the Atlanta native. 1 Growing up, she was obsessed with the animated version of The Little Mermaid and wore out her family’s VHS tape of the 1989 movie. 2 She was just 19 when director Rob Marshall cast her as the lead in The Little…

SLIMY convicted killer Joran van der Sloot — the prime suspect in the 2005 disappearance of Alabama beauty Natalee Holloway in Aruba — is being sprung from a Peruvian prison to face charges in the U.S. related to the missing gal’s case! Lawmen say the Dutch dirtbag, who was the last person to see 18-year-old Natalee alive, tried to swindle Beth Holloway out of $250,000 in exchange for information on her daughter’s fate. According to the FBI, the psycho scammer agreed to identify the blonde’s burial place for the hefty sum — but it was all a con. He was indicted for extortion and fraud in Birmingham 13 years ago. The Netherlands-born ne’er-do-well — the spoiled son of a once prominent lawyer — has been rotting behind bars in a…

HOW TO PLAY Look up, down, diagonally, backward, forward, sideways — in all directions — to find the names or words in the list below. As you locate a word in the diagram, circle the letters and cross it off the list. After circling all the words, read all the unused letters to find the answer. The solution will appear in next week’s issue. CHARTER BUS _________ ARRIVE BAGGAGE BAGS BENCH BOARD CARRY ON CHANGE CHARTER CITY COMMUTE DOME DOOR EXPRESS FARE GREYHOUND LEAVE LIGHTS PASSENGERS PORT RIDE SCHEDULE SCHOOL SEATS SHELTER SHUTTLE STAND STATION STEP TERMINAL TIMETABLE TRAILWAYS TRANSFER WINDOWS…

Marijuana linked to suicides ✚ MARIJUANA use has been linked to a shocking spike in suicide bids! A Washington State University–led analysis of national poison center stats discovered the number of people with pot in their system when they tried to take their own lives has jumped 17 percent annually since 2009. “We don’t have evidence that cannabis alone was the primary driver of a suicide attempt, but we do know cannabis can worsen certain mental health conditions and increase impulsivity,” says researcher Tracy Klein. Sleeping pill fights Alzheimer’s ✚ A COMMONLY prescribed sleeping pill reduced protein deposits in the brain that have been linked to Alzheimer’s disease — and the remarkable effects occurred within five hours, researchers say. Scientists at Missouri’s Washington University found subjects who took a 20…

THE bitter Presley family feud between Elvis’ ex-wife, Priscilla, and her actress granddaughter Riley Keough over the rock icon’s $70 million estate is over. The gals’ legal eagles say Priscilla and 34-year-old Riley, star of Prime TV’s Daisy Jones & the Six, have reached an undisclosed sealed settlement after a war over control of the estate left by Elvis’ only child, Lisa Marie, when she suddenly dropped dead in January at 54. Lisa Marie’s will basically left daughter Riley as sole boss over Elvis’ estate and booted Priscilla, 78, from a co-trustee role. Priscilla sued, claiming the document may have been forged and violated an existing agreement with Lisa Marie. Riley was reportedly furious, but did not answer her in court. Now the women have settled, keeping details secret, and resolved…