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PLUM TIRED First-time mom KELLY OSBOURNE seems exhausted — more than three months after the arrival of son Sydney THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! OLD GRAYBEARD Scruffy DENNIS QUAID mugs for the camera — but the former movie hunk is no fresh-faced rookie RED CARPET TREATMENT Fiery-haired frump MELISSA MCCARTHY gets a touch-up in NYC on the set of Bernard and the Genie HIDDEN GEM British beauty ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY is caught leaving a London club — without her engagement ring from Fast & Furious fiancé Jason Statham WHATTA DRIP! Soggy singer PAUL MCCARTNEY hits the beach in St. Barts — but the former Beatle looks seriously seasick EYE, EYE, EYE! Deadwood villain IAN MCSHANE bugs out while attending a movie screening in Manhattan…

A GING Gwyneth Paltrow’s breasts have lost their perk so the goofy Goop boss is looking to get a fix for her droopy boobs, tipsters tattle. Since turning 50 last September, Gwyneth has become obsessed with looking hot, according to sources, who say the actress is determined to turn back time — beginning with her sagging 34Bs. “This is the first year of her new decade and the last things she wants are droopy boobs,” dishes an insider. “She’s on a big new push to raise funds for Goop, so she’ll be schmoozing and socializing a whole lot more and wants to look fantastic.” Her tush is also heading south — mainly because she doesn’t really exercise and concentrates on diet and meditation to stay thin, says the spy. “But the…

A BITTER legal feud has exploded between the surviving two Isley Brothers pop stars — who are both in their 80s — with claims one is cheating the other out of their music’s profits. In court papers, Rudolph Isley, 83, accuses younger brother Ronald, 81, of going behind his back and getting the trademark for the group’s name last summer. Blindsided Rudy claims Ronnie is now raking in all the profits. He further charges Ronnie previously agreed they should equally split the profits for their group following the 1986 heart attack death of the group’s third member, O’Kelly. The group, which also included brother Ernie at times, began in the ’50s. The Isleys had smash hits including It’s Your Thing and The Heat Is On.…

BOSTON STRANGLER STARS CAN’T SAY BEANS! No phony-baloney accents allowed for non-Beantown stahs of Hulu’s Boston Strangler — no matta if yous Oscar-nominated Brit beauty KEIRA KNIGHTLEY or American cutie CARRIE COON! “We did standard American” on the shoot, not the distinctive regional dialect, gripes Keira, 38. “That is all we were allowed. All of the actors were very disappointed. We all tried to talk MATT RUSKIN, our lovely writer/director, into letting us do the Boston accent, and he was like, ‘Absolutely not.’ So we failed, but I kind of hear him, because as I found out, people are very opinionated about that accent. So he was just like, ‘We’re not touching that.’” Carrie, 42, agrees there was no tinge of townie voice choice. “Matt is from Boston and very insistent…

FORMER boy band and reality star Nick Lachey has been ordered into anger management classes and AA after he flipped out in a booze-fueled fury and went after a female photog, say sources. Veteran celeb cameragal Jody Santos says she pestered Beverly Hills cops for nearly a year before they finally charged the 49-year-old former 98 Degrees singer with assault and battery for his March, 27, 2022, attack. The shocking ruckus exploded as Nick and his NCIS: Hawaii star wife, Vanessa Minnillo, 42, left Mastro’s Steakhouse and Jody began snapping pics from her car parked across the street from the eatery. A video caught raging, cussing Nick go to Jody’s car and try to grab her cell phone through the open window. “In all my years of photographing celebrities, no…

HOLY cow! Rapper Rick Ross has got a monster problem — his pet buffalo are roaming onto his neighbor’s yard next to his Fayetteville, Ga., compound. The You the Boss singer, 47, was gifted the one-ton horned giants in March. His neighbor complains they’re stomping onto her property endangering her two young kids. The mom claims she went to talk to the Mafia Music singer, but says she ended up in an argument with a member of his team. Cops say it’s a civil dispute, but Rick’s on the horns of a dilemma.…

A SEXUAL threesome gone wrong ended with a bang when two participants wound up in handcuffs — and not the kinky kind! The violent encounter in the Florida Keys home of Steven Lopez, 31, and Angela Vazquez, 20, heated up in all the wrong ways, according to arrest reports, when the third wheel they had invited over for a romp really got into it with them by accusing Steven of having a “little dick” and Angela of having smelly private parts! Lopez says he invited Della Draper, 29, over to “have sexual intercourse” with him and his partner, but they “forcefully removed” her from their house when she became “extremely disrespectful.” In addition to the name calling, punches were thrown — and so was a cinder block, which went through the…

BABY-maker Nick Cannon, 42, is shooting off his mouth claiming ex-wife Mariah Carey is so incredible, “she’s not even human!” Nick, who has 11 kids with a range of baby mamas, had his first two — twins Moroccan and Monroe, 11 — with the 53-year-old songbird before divorcing in 2016. Says the Masked Singer host, “When I found out about how remarkable” Mariah is he concluded, “That woman is not human. She’s a gift from God!” Nick says she’s still the love of his life.…

Prenatal drug is a flop! ✚ THE sole pharmaceutical treatment to prevent preterm births in high-risk expectant moms is being pulled from the market — after the FDA concluded the drug was ineffective! Covis Pharma Group says it stands by their medication Makena, but it is voluntarily withdrawing the product. The agency recommended nixing the injectable after a study found the synthetic hormone — which is administered weekly, usually beginning at 16 weeks of pregnancy — didn’t stop premature births or improve health outcomes for newborns. Keto diet heart risks ✚ CONSUMING a low-carb, high-fat diet, like the popular keto fad, doubles the risk of cardiovascular problems, a new study suggests. Researchers in Canada reviewed health data from 70,684 individuals and found such food plans — which are often heavy…

THEY forgot Kevin! But don’t worry — because MACAULAY CULKIN as the eight-year-old his family mistakenly leaves behind in the 1990 comedy Home Alone enjoys the adventure of a lifetime. “Guys, I’m eating junk and watching rubbish!” crows the kid. The megahit spawned a franchise, which was sobering news for future SNL comic John Mulaney, whose parents wouldn’t let him audition, and for Robert De Niro and Jon Lovitz, who turned down the role of Harry the burglar that ultimately went to JOE PESCI (far right, with DANIEL STERN).…

BONEHEADED boozer Ben Affleck is backpedaling on his crybaby claim that long-suffering ex-wife Jennifer Garner drove him to drink because he felt “trapped” in their doomed marriage! Now sober, the Argo Oscar winner admits, “My behavior is my responsibility entirely.” In December 2021, the brooding movie Batman told radio shock jock Howard Stern he’d “still” be swilling the sauce if he stayed hitched to the Alias hottie, who’s the mom of his kids — Violet, 17, Seraphina, 14, and Samuel, 11. But Ben, 50, insists his comments were mis-understood and explains, “I was trying to say, ‘Hey, look, I was drinking too much, and the less happy you become — whether it’s your job, your marriage — it’s just that as your life becomes more difficult, if you’re doing things to…

COCKY Jimmy Kimmel is sitting on a three-year contract — but that hasn’t stopped the talk show heavyweight from pushing for a big fat raise, tipsters dish. According to a mole, Kimmel feels justified in his money grab because James Corden and Trevor Noah are saying so long to their shows — and Ellen DeGeneres ditched the daytime scene — leaving no new challengers for his latenight crown! “The other big thing in Jimmy’s favor is how popular he is with A-listers. It’s common knowledge he’s part of that Hollywood Hills mafia — and even Scientologists love him because he always offers a safe line of questioning,” spills the insider. The Jimmy Kimmel Live! host, 55, also helmed this year’s Oscars — and sources squeal he’s laughing off critics who…

HOOFER Julianne Hough is returning to her Dancing with the Stars roots — but this time as a co-host instead of as a toe-tapper — replacing Tyra Banks, who’s departed under a cloud of bad ratings. The 34-year-old hottie will co-host the celeb competition with former Fresh Prince of Bel-Air star Alfonso Ribeiro while her dancer brother, Derek, 37, will take a seat as a judge next to Carrie Ann Inaba and Bruno Tonioli, says a top industry source. The homecoming is especially memorable for Julianne, who kicked off her career as a 16-year-old pro dancer when DWTS was still on ABC. It’s since moved to Disney+, where ratings have continued to slide. But Hough is delighted to come back, saying, “the show holds such a special place in my heart from the…

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AFTER “nine seasons, 200 episodes, scores of heroic surgeries, countless brave patients,” actress Kelly McCreary says she’s leaving Grey’s Anatomy. The 41-year-old, whose character Dr. Maggie Pierce was the half-sister of star Ellen Pompeo’s Dr. Meredith Grey and head of cardiothoracic surgery at the hospital, describes her time with the medical drama as “quite a ride.” She says she asked show kingpins to have Dr. Pierce written out so she could “pursue other opportunities.” Her last appearance will be this month. Pompeo has also bailed on the drama.…

SELF-DESCRIBED brainiac Paris Hilton is crowing she deliberately fooled the world into believing she’s a “dumb blonde!” The 42-year-old hotel heiress and famous-for-being-famous socialite says she’s a genius when it comes to passing herself off as a blithering idiot, and credits herself for strategically using her well-honed skill to “create a new genre of celebrity.” “I’ve always been ahead of my time,” insists the new mom, who recently welcomed son Phoenix with hubby Carter Reum, 42. “Just like I say, I’m not a dumb blonde, I’m just very good at pretending to be one!” Paris says she first pulled the wool over everyone’s eyes in the early 2000s when she starred with on-again, off-again pal Nicole Richie in The Simple Life, a groundbreaking reality show about clueless rich girls roughing…

SAXOPHONE icon Kenny G is blowing the blues claiming he can’t afford the whopping $40,000-a-month alimony he’s been paying second ex-wife Lyndie Benson for nearly a decade. The 66-year-old Grammy Award winner says in court papers “touring opportunities” have dried up and his “income has substantially declined steadily since 2018.” Kenny and Lyndie divorced after 21 years and two grown sons in 2013 and he says he’s paid her a whopping $3.9 million in support the past nine years!…

FOX News upstarts Tucker Carlson and Greg Gutfeld have formed a wicked buddy-buddy pact to take down old school rival Sean Hannity. Sources snitch 53-year-old Tucker’s had it in for Sean, 61, for years, and the network’s new favorite Gutfeld, 58, is also no Hannity fan. By joining forces, the devious duo think they’ll finally have leverage over Hannity, who helped put the network on the map and has the ear of FOX founder Rupert Murdoch, insiders say. “Gutfeld and Carlson hate the way the guy walks around like he owns the place,” spills an insider. “To them, he’s a dinosaur, and they’re plotting his downfall. “They’ve formed a pact about undercutting him to bosses whenever they can. They haven’t made any ultimatums yet, but the day will come when…

1 How many spaces are there on the famous Wheel of Fortune? 2 What famous TV show family called 704 Hauser Street home? 3 Before Linda Evans joined Dynasty, what series did she star on? A: 1 24; 2 The Bunkers; 3 The Big Valley “You don’t know when you’re being watched. That’s one of the weird things about celebrity. It’s my least favorite part of acting, celebrity.”—Denzel Washington…

VETERAN prospector David Anderson found a dazzling 3.29-carat brown diamond while sifting dirt at Arkansas’ Crater of Diamonds State Park last month. The Murfreesboro resident struck it rich with a 6.19-carat white diamond in 2014. LABRADOR retrievers are no longer America’s top dog. They’ve been replaced as the most popular American Kennel Club breed by the French bulldog, which ended their 31-year reign. PAMPERED Kim Kardashian actually pays someone to take paper sleeves off her to-go coffee cups! Hearing cardboard rubbing together gives her the heebie-jeebies, so Kim leaves the room until the job is done! SCIENTIST Fredric John Baur created the Pringles potato chip canister and loved his invention so much he’s actually buried in one! Baur’s cremains were stored in a tube at his request.…

POP queen Taylor Swift’s promise of new tunes about her former backstabbing boyfriends has fiancé Joe Alwyn cringing on the sidelines and wishing she’d stop spilling details of her love affairs to the world, according to insiders. The 33-year-old Don’t Blame Me songbird and English actor Joe, 32, got engaged last June and he “finds it annoying when she’s constantly in the past as far as her love life goes,” dishes an insider. “He gets that Taylor is a musical genius, she’s entitled to write what she wants ultimately, and this is her schtick as far as producing material and engaging with her audience. “There’s also a lingering insecurity on his part about how he stacks up — as well as that elephant in the room in terms of what…

TOP Gun jet jockey Tom Cruise was named “sexiest male actor of all time,” just edging out the late funny-man Robin Williams in a new poll — no joke! Showcase Cinemas, owners of theaters in the U.S. and England, surveyed mothers about the hunks who make them hot and Tom cruised to the winner’s circle with 9 percent of the vote. Williams got 8 percent followed by Patrick Swayze and Robert Redford with 7 percent.…

FORMER President Donald Trump is under criminal investigation for taking classified documents to his Florida home — and now officials charge he waltzed off with $300,000 in gifts belonging to the country! More than 100 items — including a large painting of Trump and several sets of golf clubs gifted to him when he occupied the Oval Office — are missing from the National Archives, according to a report issued by Democrats on the House Over-sight Committee. The work of art was received by the U.S. Embassy in El Salvador just prior to the 2020 election, according to U.S. Ambassador Ronald Johnson, who reported the gift, but the committee report says “there are no records of the painting’s disposition.” Also missing are a $7,000 set of golf clubs gifted by…

MIFFED Madonna fears her popularity fading — and the grumpy Material Girl worries rival Pink will steal her thunder with a competing summer tour, sources snitch. Madonna, 64, is kicking off her Celebration Tour on July 15 — but the F**kin’ Perfect singer, 43, will beat her to the punch by launching her Summer Carnival shows on June 7. “Pink is going to be Madonna’s main competition for selling tickets in an already packed marketplace that includes Taylor Swift, Drake and a dozen other Top 40 superstars,” spills an insider. “It’s the competition with Pink that’s the most trouble, though, because Pink’s fans have really become this loyal, tight-knit group, and they will follow their idol through the gates of hell if that’s what it takes to see her live!”…

OUSTED Good Morning America talker AMY ROBACH has finalized her divorce from Melrose Place alum ANDREW SHUE after being caught straying with her GMA co-star T.J. HOLMES. Terms were kept hush-hush — unlike Amy’s torrid affair. Boy Meets World star BEN SAVAGE, 42, tied the knot with his graphic designer girlfriend of four years, TESSA ANGERMEIER. Super single after his much publicized rocky and wild romance with older woman OLIVIA WILDE, pop star HARRY STYLES, 29, is now dating Aussie fashionista YAN YAN CHAN, 30. Home Alone kid MACAULAY CULKIN is the grown-up father of two after he and fiancée BRENDA SONG secretly welcomed a second son, CARSON, over the winter. Parent Trap star LINDSAY LOHAN, 36, who became a first-time bride marrying financier BADER SHAMMAS last year, is expecting…

DOLLFACE Anya Taylor-Joy is making moves. The Queen’s Gambit starlet, 26, wowed viewers as troubled chess prodigy Beth Harmon on the Netflix series. But she’s drawing on a different set of skills to voice animated Princess Peach in The Super Mario Bros. Movie, which is based on the Nintendo video game franchise. To prepare for her role as the Mushroom Kingdom’s resident regent, Anya says she “spent hours at the arcade.” Here are ten things you don’t know about the willowy beauty. 1 She calls her American birth a “fluke” because her Argentine-based parents were vacationing in Miami at the time of her arrival. 2 Her first language was Spanish. 3 She lived in Buenos Aires until age six when her family relocated to London. 4 She dropped out of school…

THREE years before Timothy Bliefnick was accused of gunning down his estranged wife in her Illinois house, he cruelly guffawed about regretting his marriage on Family Feud! Now Timothy, 39, is charged with first-degree murder and home invasion after the bullet-riddled body of Rebecca Blief-nick, 41, was found in Quincy, which is about 300 miles southwest of Chicago. A relative made the gruesome discovery on Feb. 23 after the nurse had failed to pick up the on-the-outs couple’s three sons from school. Back in 2020, the unhappy hubby — along with his parents and siblings — had appeared on an episode of the TV game show. Host Steve Harvey asked, “What’s the biggest mistake you made at your wedding?” Clean-cut Timothy, who appeared dramatically different from his current longhaired scruffy…

TROUBLED Amanda Bynes was tossed in a psycho ward after the 36-year-old former Nickelodeon teen star called 911 for help while wandering nude on an L.A. street. The beauty, whose last role was in the 2010 hit Easy A, was taken to a hospital on March 19 for a 72-hour observation hold after the naked celeb stopped a motorist saying she felt a psychotic episode coming on. The tragic breakdown comes a year after her nine-year legal conservatorship was ended allowing the former kid star to make her own personal and financial decisions.…

BARACK and Michelle Obama are turning to booze to get them through their recent tough times, according to insiders who say the former first couple should quit bingeing before they can’t stop! Sources snitch the 61-year-old former prez and Michelle, 59, have been bending their elbows a little more than usual these days as the pressures of their respective careers pull them in separate directions. “They think there’s nothing wrong with indulging in a cocktail or three at the end of the day, and it’s definitely not a problem for them,” spills an insider. “They just like a little relaxation and it’s not like they do it every day.” Michelle and Barack love wine, especially a fine Italian vintage, and she “considers herself a connoisseur who knows which grapes complement…