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OLD WIFE’S TAIL GISELE BÜNDCHEN, quarterback Tom Brady’s cheeky ex, takes another crack at modeling in Miami CATCHING FLIES Crocodile Dundee’s PAUL HOGAN is now a full-fledged geezer with slack-jawed stare RUNNING HIS MOTORMOUTH Late Late Show host JAMES CORDEN doesn’t bottle up his feelings during a night out in L.A. BUMP IN THE ROAD RUMER WILLIS, who’s expecting her first kid with musician Derek Richard Thomas, flaunts her big ole belly in a super snug dress PLAYING THE FIELD Wheeler Dealers gearhead ANT ANSTEAD gets his kicks at a soccer match in Laguna Beach TAT’S ENOUGH! Beverly Hills, 90210’s JENNIE GARTH is going to run out of room on her arm if she keeps getting new ink! THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

JENNIFER LOPEZ’s baby daddy ex, Marc Anthony, has tied the knot for the fourth time and as usual, the scrawny singer’s new missus is one of the world’s most beautiful gals — this one young enough to be his daughter! The 54-year-old New York–born star tied the knot with 23-year-old model Nadia Ferreira, a former Miss Paraguay, at a glitzy Miami ceremony with soccer legend David Beckham and Carlos Slim, Mexico’s richest dude, as his best men. Guests at the Perez Art Museum ceremony included Beckham’s Spice Girl wife, Victoria, and actress Salma Hayek. While Marc, who’s worth an estimated $80 million, is 5-foot-6 and 141 pounds, the six-time Latin Grammy Awards winner has no problem attracting beauties. Previous wives are former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres from 2000 to 2004,…

TV HOSTS Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes are history at Good Morning America — nearly two months after their adulterous fling was exposed! Now, sources dish the morning hit is in turmoil as ambitious staffers jockey to fill their vacated seats! An ABC News spokes-per-son claims the duo’s departure was mutual. However, tipsters snitch embarrassed bosses wanted the scandalous sweethearts kicked to the curb — and the lawyered-up lovers wouldn’t walk until they received hefty contract settlements! As GLOBE readers know, Robach, 50, and Holmes, 45, were caught canoodling last November — despite each being married to other people for more than a decade! Shortly afterward, they were suspended from GMA as their affair was labeled a “distraction.” After being booted from their high-profile perches, a source squeals the lovebirds…

DESPERATE to rebuild her toxic image and return to the top of the Hollywood A-list, Ellen DeGeneres is in talks to produce same-sex and transgender-themed movies for family-friendly Hallmark, tipsters tattle. The power-hungry 65-year-old — dethroned as TV’s talk show queen after a shameful bullying scandal last year — is now eager to restore her tarnished rep by working behind the cameras while cranking out “wholesome” projects with wife Portia de Rossi, 50, a source says. “Hallmark seems ripe for Ellen and Portia to provide what the company needs, fun and credible LGBT-themed movies to go with the traditional holiday fare the network is famous for,” dishes an insider. “The thing Ellen and Portia both want to avoid is negative press when they make their next deals, and that’s why TV movies are…

HOUSEWIFE MEGHAN TWEAKS PEAKS & BEAK Former Real Housewives of Orange County star MEGHAN KING, 38, tweaked her twin peaks and her beak! “I’ve always been outspoken about any enhancements,” says the reality queen, admitting, “this time I wanted the fullness in my breasts back and a little cleavage. Since I was under anesthesia I opted to tweak the tip of my nose for a minor adjustment.” Posting pics following her boob and nose job, she adds: “I like feeling confident but I’m my biggest critic. I’d love to look at my body and say, ‘Wow, you’re beautiful just the way you are,’ and now, with the help of a breast implant exchange, a teeny rhino, and some Sculptra to keep my face plump, I do. Plus look at that…

SHAPELY Shahs of Sunset alum Lilly Ghalichi is bragging about her new schnozz on Instagram to one and all — because she is “so happy” with her recently sculpted sniffer! The 39-year-old attorney didn’t have anything positive to say about her last bout with plastic surgery — after one of her breast implants ruptured in 2019 — but she’s head over heels with how her honker turned out and even posted pictures of the tweak to her beak. “My nose was very cute, but I couldn’t breathe and it was crooked and collapsed a little,” she says. “I’m so beyond impressed. I can breathe! It’s straight!” The reality performer posted shots of her bandaged face and went on to detail every step of her proboscis progress, from swelling to recovery, to “help” people…

BAYWATCH bigmouth Pamela Anderson admits packing on “like 25 pounds” while writing her dishy memoir! The ex-pinup, 55, porked up while spilling her guts in the recently released tell-all Love, Pamela and explains, “It was crazy, but I had a physical reaction to telling my story.” The loose-lipped babe swears she’s slimmed down since — but refers to her former pudge as a “puffy suit of armor,” which she thought of as “some kind of protection.”…

TWO crummy cops in Florida have been stripped of their badges and face up to life behind bars on stomach-turning felony charges they kidnapped a home-less man, savagely beat him, and ditched him unconscious in the woods — and then sent a buddy to buy the poor guy’s silence! The Hialeah Police Department quickly dumped officers Rafael Otano, 27, and Lorenzo Orfila, 22, from their roster as the beleaguered brutes cooled their heels in the cooler without bond while being held in the sickening attack on Jose Ortega Gutierrez, 50, who was abducted from a shopping plaza in broad daylight. “We will not allow rogue police officers to abuse their powers and betray the public that they serve,” says Miami-Dade State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle, who slapped the cops with…

COCO the chicken can finally eat on her own again after amazing 3D technology replaced her beak, which was ripped off in a bloody raccoon attack. The fowl encounter with the masked bad guy happened in the backyard of the New York City apartment complex where Coco lived — and despite surviving the savage ordeal the brave bird was left with major injuries, including losing the top half of her beak. Apartment residents rushed to the aid of the crippled chicken. Neighbors Ariana Schindler, an artist, and designer Robert Stinchcomb teamed up to fix the lucky clucker’s broken beak while another resident, Dora, bottle-fed Coco for six months since she couldn’t eat. Says Ariana, “Getting Coco a new beak was necessary for her survival. An injury like that can prevent feeding,…

Breakthrough Alzheimer’s test! ✚ AN EXPERIMENTAL smart patch designed to identify biomarkers associated with Alzheimer’s disease may one day provide early detection for folks with the memory-robbing condition, researchers say. Currently, there’s no test for the incurable brain disorder. But Dr. Sanjiv Sharma says he and his team at Swansea University have developed a screening device using painless, minimally invasive microneedle technology. In lab tests, the patch needed just six minutes to confirm the presence of a pro-inflammatory protein linked to the neurodegenerative condition. Super gonorrhea hits America! ✚ ANTIBIOTIC-resistant gonorrhea has hit the U.S. following troubling outbreaks in Australia and Britain — and experts fear the sexually transmitted disease will spread like wildfire! The superbug — found in two patients in Massachusetts — contains the penA60 genetic mutation, which…

SITCOM legend Cindy Williams died torn with regret 41 years after the hit Laverne & Shirley following a nasty rift with friend and co-star Penny Marshall. The 75-year-old actress, who starred on the sitcom from 1976 to 1982, died following a brief illness on Jan. 30, but a pal says “there wasn’t a day gone by Cindy didn’t kick herself for leaving the show the way she did and freezing Penny out a long time afterward.” The Happy Days spinoff only ran for 20 more episodes after Cindy, who played the sweet Shirley Feeney to Marshall’s tart-tongued Laverne DeFazio, stormed off in a huff. Some sources claim Cindy walked because she was pregnant with daughter Emily, now 41, her first of two kids with then-hubby musician Bill Hudson. But in…

JILTED Alice Evans — estranged wife of 102 Dalmatians hunk Ioan Gruffudd — was muzzled by a restraining order that forbids her from barking about her ex and his gal. But she was forced to finally show up in an L.A. court after being accused of violating the legal mandate — twice! The squabbling exes, who met on the set of the sequel 102 Dalmatians, haven’t revealed the details of Evans’ alleged breaches. But in August, a judge ordered her to stop running her mouth online about Gruffudd and his Aussie babe, Bianca Wallace, 30. The Fantastic Four’s Reed Richards, 49, filed for divorce in March 2021 — two months after Evans, 54, took to social media to charge her hubby of 14 years of walking out on her and…

FRENCH director Roger Vadim pleaded in vain with Brigitte Bardot and Sophia Loren before finally turning to his then wife, JANE FONDA, to play the title role in the oversexed 1968 space opera Barbarella. But Jane, now 85, hated every minute of it! She later admitted she suffered from bulimia back then and was “a young woman who hated her body" while "playing a scantily clad, sometimes naked sexual heroine” who outlasts a pleasure machine meant to kill people through too much erotic stimulation.…

TALK about a ruff day! A Sumner County, Kan., sheriff’s officer found a 32-year-old Wichita hunter dead in the front seat of his car. The dude, whose name was withheld by the law, was killed by his dog, who stepped on the trigger of a rifle stashed in the back seat. Americans watch a combined 250 billion hours of TV every year and 66 percent of all households have three television sets. By the time you're 65, you'll have seen at least 2 million commercials. Former President Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle — who both graduated from law school — didn't pay off their college debt until they were in their 40s! People blink 20 times a minute or about 10 million times a year. And despite the old…

A BATTLE has exploded over Lisa Marie Presley’s $35 million fortune with her mom, Priscilla, challenging a newly found will that leaves her on the outs and puts granddaughter Riley Keough in sole control! According to sources, the will contains an amendment booting Priscilla, 77, and Lisa Marie’s former business manager Barry Siegel as directors of her trust, which manages assets inherited by her late father, Elvis Presley. Instead, the document names Mad Max: Fury Road beauty Riley, 33, and her brother, Benjamin, who blew his brains out at age 27 in 2020, as cotrustees. With his death, Riley would have sole control — if the paper holds up in court. But four days after Lisa Marie’s death, Priscilla, who was Elvis’ only wife, filed a challenge to the “authenticity…

TALK about a Hollywood buzzkill! Madonna’s much publicized starry-eyed biopic project — finely tuned by the would-be director Material Girl — is being dropped like a hot potato! This comes after the 64-year-old bizarro launched a mind-boggling audition process, putting sparkly young stars like FLORENCE PUGH, SYDNEY SWEENEY, ALEXA DEMIE, ODESSA YOUNG and BEBE REXHA through a grueling song ’n’ dance boot camp — with Emmy- and Golden Globe–winning Ozark star JULIA GARNER, 29, emerging as the bake-off winner for the coveted starring role! Now Universal has officially scrapped the foul flick — with Madonna boasting she’s launching a worldwide concert tour to take up her time. “Madonna’s movie getting axed after she put every young actress in Hollywood through the wringer trying to get that part is so f**king funny,”…

WWE legend Hulk Hogan’s powerful body made him rich and famous in the wrestling ring, but now he may be tragically hobbled and forced to use a cane with no feeling from the waist down after surgery to remove his nerves, insiders tattle! After decades of dealing with agonizing back problems, the 6-foot-7, 302-pound bruiser had an operation stripping out his nerves, according to wrestler pal Kurt Angle, who insists the Hulkster’s lower body is essentially numb. But 69-year-old Hogan, a.k.a. Terry Bollea, released a photo showing him standing unaided at a Florida bar on Jan. 30 — but didn’t comment on Angle’s bombshell. Angle insists the six-time WWE champion told him “he had the nerves cut from his lower body, he can’t feel his lower body. So, he has…

AFTER Jesse Tyler Ferguson wrapped up his 11-season run on ABC’s Modern Family in 2020, he returned to his Broadway roots in the revival of Take Me Out — and won a Tony Award for Best Featured Actor in a Play! This year, the sitcom cutup, 47, appears in the black comedy Cocaine Bear, which is inspired by the real-life story of a wild bruin that chowed down on a smuggler’s duffel bag of dope! According to Ferguson, the flick is the “wacky” version of what would have happened if the animal didn’t go into cardiac arrest and die — and instead went on a killing spree. Here are ten things you don’t know about the Montana native. 1 He’s a distant cousin of Friends’ Courteney Cox and Star Trek:…

MIFFED Mississippi mom Magan Schmidt cried fowl when a rooster injured her young daughter — and crowed her family served up revenge by killing the cocky pet and turning him into dinner! Schmidt shared shots of the tot on Facebook after her run-in with the beaked bully, which left the little girl with several bloody gouges on her face and neck. “Well, it finally happened,” Schmidt wrote. “Our mean ole backyard rooster, HeiHei, attacked the baby child!! We were SO lucky he didn’t do any more damage than he did. Half an inch, and she would have lost an eye!” And according to the protective parent, the birdbrain cooked his own goose! She declared, “He got what was coming to him! Mama don’t play when it comes to her babies.” In…

THE original Wednesday Addams — Lisa Loring — died when her family pulled the plug after she was felled by a massive stroke due to high blood pressure and years of heavy smoking. The 64-year-old actress — who played goth child Wednesday on The Addams Family TV sitcom from 1964 to 1966 — drifted on life support for days before her family made the fatal decision at Providence St. Joseph Medical Center in Burbank, Calif., on Jan. 28. Loring, who first wed at age 15, had three other marriages. She was caught in a tragic cycle of drug abuse and bad romances until marrying her fourth hubby, Graham Ritch, who died last year. She also starred as Cricket Montgomery on As the World Turns in the ’80s, and guested on…

EVEN BDSM floggers and kinky vagina candles couldn’t save Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop boutique in London from closing after losing a whopping $1.7 million in less than three years. The sex-fixated, 50-year-old Shakespeare in Love beauty opened the joint in the posh Notting Hill area in 2019 and now it’s gone bust. Goop will still sell wellness and sex items — like a $15,000 24k gold vibrator, vaginal jade eggs and “This Smells Like My Vagina” candles at $75 a pop — in the U.S., Canada and France.…

POOR little rich girl Lisa Marie Presley was a relapsed pill-popping junkie who dropped an alarming 60 pounds in the six weeks before her tragic death. That’s the shocking revelation by insiders who say Elvis’ only child went on a stringent diet, had plastic surgery and was back on drugs in advance of her Jan. 10 final public appearance at the Golden Globes to celebrate the hit biopic about her father. Two days later, the troubled, gaunt and four-times-divorced beauty dropped dead at her Calabasas, Calif., home. Billy Bush, the last newsie to interview her on the Globes red carpet, recalls he noticed “something off” about Lisa Marie. “She was very uneven in her balance,” says TV host Bush. “The speech was very slow. She was cognizant. She was certainly…

S.W.A.T. star SHEMAR MOORE, 52, became a first-time dad! The actor welcomed a daughter with model girlfriend JESIREE DIZON, 39, who also has a daughter, CHARLI, with actor STEPHEN BISHOP, and a son, KAIDEN, from a previous relationship. Jersey Shore reality star MIKE “THE SITUATION” SORRENTINO, 40, and wife LAUREN welcomed their second baby! MIA BELLA ELIZABETH joins big bro ROMEO REIGN, not quite two. Heiress PARIS HILTON, and her husband of a year, multimillionaire businessman CARTER REUM, both 42, have welcomed a son via surrogate mother. Touchdown! Bachelor alum HANNAH ANN SLUSS, 26, and her beau, NFL running back JAKE FUNK, 25, are engaged! Kooky DIANE KEATON, 77, says she hasn’t been on a date in 15 years, assuming men think “she’s too weird.” She adds, “Someday, someone will marry…

ROBERT REDFORD was so afraid of sex-crazed co-star Barbra Streisand when they filmed The Way We Were he wore TWO pairs of tighty-whities during love scenes to protect his crown jewels from the “infatuated” singer’s oversized appetite! This bombshell is one of many in a new book about the making of the blockbuster 1973 romantic movie. Redford, now 86, donned “two athletic supporters” before hopping into bed with the “mesmerized” man-eater, now 80, writes author Robert Hofler.…

UNHINGED hellcat Morgan Daub fatally shot her minister parents in their Penn-sylvania yard before turning the pistol on herself — and lawmen say the self-proclaimed Antichrist’s God-fearing folks actually consented to be killed! Cops descended on the family’s home in West Manchester Township after a neighbor reported hearing gunfire and discovered three crumpled corpses on the snow-covered ground. The York County Coroner’s Office determined the suicidal psycho, 26, and her murdered mom and dad — Deborah, 59, and James, 62 — died from single bullets to the head. Shockingly, authorities say notes left behind suggest the bloody massacre was all arranged! In a stunning statement, the coroner’s office explains a detailed investigation and evidence found on the scene, including communications from the dead, led police to determine the three had…

MICROSOFT billionaire Bill Gates is still pooh-poohing his dinners with child rapist Jeffrey Epstein, who’s suspected of blackmailing rich and powerful men by pimping out his teen harem. Gates said he met with Epstein, who was found hanging in his Manhattan prison cell in August 2019 while awaiting trial for sex trafficking, in hopes of getting the pervy billionaire to support a health charity. At the time, in the early 2000s, Epstein had been convicted of soliciting a 14-year-old prostitute. “I will say for the over 100th time, yeah, I shouldn’t have had dinners with him,” Gates says. “I had dinners with him. I regret doing that. “Those meetings were a mistake. They didn’t result in what he purported and I cut them off.”…

TODAY host Savannah Guthrie was terrified about getting her first tattoo at age 51, so she went with best pal Drew Barrymore, an old pro at inking, who got one too! Savannah had “All my love,” her late dad’s sign-off, inked into her right forearm in an exact replica of his writing. Meanwhile, Charlie’s Angels star Drew, 47, who now has a talk show, too, had three fish shapes needled into her forearm. Before her ordeal, shaky Savannah was saying: “I’ve never had a tattoo. I know, it’s really scary. I can’t believe I’m doing it. I mean, I haven’t told anyone.” Afterward, she confesses: “It didn’t hurt that much at all. It was like a little pin prick. “This is an exact carbon copy of my father’s handwriting. ‘All…

TERRIFIED TV chatterbox Kelly Clarkson is fleeing Hollywood for New Jersey to escape stalkers who have made her life a living hell — but experts warn the daytime darling can’t really run from danger! Police reports reveal two different psychos have stormed the original American Idol champ’s deluxe California digs more than a dozen times since October. And spies say the shaken songbird is sick of cowering in fear behind locked doors with her kids, River, 8, and Remington, 6 — so she’s pulling up stakes! “Nothing is more important to Kelly than the safety of her children,” confides a source close to the Breakaway singer. “At the moment, she’s too terrified to even let them out the house without somebody with them.” The divorced Grammy winner, 40, was granted…