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A REAL FIXER-UPPER Blubbery BRIDGET FONDA, who ditched her movie career in 2002, checks in on her under-construction home in L.A. OH LARDY! Training Day’s ETHAN HAWKE hits the beach in St. Barts — but the former Gen X hunk has gone to pot! CHILD’S PLAY Honey Boy’s SHIA LaBEOUF, who welcomed daughter Isabel with wife Mia Goth in March, donates baby gear at a charity shop in Pasadena A LOST CLAUS Late-night legend DAVID LETTERMAN look like a sweaty, scrawny Santa during a post-holiday trip to the Caribbean OH MAMA! Songbird MICHELLE PHILLIPS — the last surviving member of The Mamas & the Papas — is one old hen! CHILLING OUT RHONJ’s TERESA GIUDICE vacations in Mexico — but the Bravo bigmouth doesn’t seem to be warming up to…

MAD MEN hunk Jon Hamm has finally popped the question — and Jennifer Aniston is crushed she’s not the lucky gal, according to sources! Jennifer, 53, was devastated when she heard handsome Hamm, 51, asked his girlfriend, 34-year-old actress Anna Osceola, to marry him after a make-or-break ultimatum, sources say. “Anna was well aware of Jen’s crush. It was one of Hollywood’s worst kept secrets for years,” spills an insider. “Even before Jen signed him up for The Morning Show, it was a real sore point with Anna that nagged at her and caused some serious tension!” As GLOBE readers know, Hamm’s chemistry with Jennifer was sizzling on and off the set of The Morning Show. “Jon was flattered but ultimately not tempted by Jen — he really adores Anna and…

REFORMED skirt-chaser Lorenzo Lamas reveals his daughter Victoria is “smitten” with Tinseltown’s current Romeo — Leonardo DiCaprio! Lorenzo, 64, the fivetimes-wed Falcon Crest hunk, was flooded with queries after his daughter with fourth wife and Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand was spotted leaving an L.A. club in the passenger seat of Leo’s car. The dad of six reveals Victoria gushed over the phone about the Titanic heartthrob, who recently was seen with Gigi Hadid, 27, after dumping Camila Morrone, 25, in August. Lamas admits Victoria is “very smitten” but insists “they’re not dating, and she does not want that out there.” Lorenzo advises Victoria to “treat the relationship like a holiday — just enjoy it as much as you can for as long as it lasts.” Meanwhile, sources say Victoria is…

EARTLESS hellcat Bethany Wilson used her own child as a human shield while firing her gun during reckless robberies in Tennessee, lawmen say. According to authorities, Wilson, 24, went on a wild carjacking spree in Clarksville, taking three people’s rides in a matter of hours — with her five-year-old kid in tow! The monster mom’s reign of terror began at a gas station, where the pistol-packing menace brandished a weapon at a 51-year-old woman fueling up and swiped her Nissan Juke, cops charge. Shortly afterward, police responding to another call say they encountered a guy who claimed the gun-toting gal opened fire while holding her tot — and stole his Mercedes-Benz! Truck driver Bruce Collum says he witnessed the confrontation and recalls, “I was talking with the victim, and he…

TV anchor T.J. Holmes and wife Marilee Fiebig have filed for divorce following the bombshell revelations of his sizzling affair with his Good Morning America on-air partner. Amy Robach The pair, married since 2010, share a nine-year-old daughter, Sabine, while Holmes also has a son and daughter with first wife Amy Ferson. As GLOBE reported, Holmes and Robach were yanked off the air Dec. 5 after the scandal of their secret affair broke. They were suspended while the network conducted a probe — but have been keeping company. Holmes, 45, and Robach, 49, whose hubby is Melrose Place star Andrew Shue, 55, insist they split from their spouses in August. Their affair began in March — and insiders claim GMA costar Robin Roberts warned the duo to “knock it off”…

IMPRISONED Smallville actress Allison Mack joined the notorious NXIVM bondage sex cult in a desperate bid to revitalize her acting career! In an obscure and shocking 2017 interview, Allison, 40, who was later sentenced to three years on racketeering charges related to rounding up sex slaves for sinister cult leader Keith Raniere, says, “I asked Keith if he would help me become a great actress again because I felt like I was a fraud.” In the interview released in a new podcast, Allison denies recruiting sex slaves for Raniere, 62, and claims she’s being persecuted for her social views. Still, she wound up copping a plea in 2019 and is currently serving time in a low-security federal lockup in California.…

RECENTLY recovered Al Roker is determined to continue his 27-year career as a TV weather-man and fan favorite on NBC’s Today, but spies say his worried wife, TV news-woman Deborah Roberts, forecasts it’s time for him to retire — before a killer medical storm hits! The cheery 68-year-old suffered near-fatal blood clots in his leg and lungs that laid him up in the hospital for a month late last year. Although gritty Al battled through a grueling rehab to return to the show, his wife of 27 years is demanding he quit — the sooner the better, sources claim. “Deborah knows Al worked so hard to come back she can’t deny him a victory lap,” a source blabs. “But Al’s had all sorts of health problems over the years, and…

FURIOUS Prince William is fed up with his father Charles pussyfooting around the Duke and Duchess of Sussex and slapped the new king with a cheeky ultimatum: It’s me or Harry! Sources reveal first-born William, 40, can’t understand why Charles continues to take such a lily-livered approach to Harry and his American wife, Meghan, who have repeatedly trashed the royal family in public, instead of standing up to the brats. “He doesn’t agree with the monarch’s strategy of ignoring the Sussexes and letting them hang themselves,” spills an insider. “If anything, it’s just given Harry and Meghan more confidence to run riot with the full knowledge there are no consequences because the royals seem too scared or timid to retaliate.” But fuming William “wants to fight fire with fire” and…

CHILD actress turned foodie Valerie Bertinelli crows she’s “happily divorced” from bloodsucking financier Tom Vitale — but being targeted by would-be burglars has her “freaked out” about living alone! Just weeks after her ugly divorce became final, Valerie, 62, posted Dec. 28 home security system showing two suspicious men hanging around her house in the wee hours. “We’ve had a string of robberies in my neighborhood, my next-door neighbor included,” she writes. “This is one of the men that came to scope out my house last night. I think he stops because he sees my camera lit up. The other one came an hour before him. F**king scary.” Bertinelli adds police responded quickly to her call, but she’s still installing more security devices as well as contemplating putting barbed wire…

Former NBA heavyweight SHAQUILLE O’NEAL’s got huge weight-loss goals. “I lost 40 pounds,” claims the retired basketball legend, 50, adding, “I need to lose about 20 more. I’m gonna get real chiseled up and do an underwear ad with my sons.” Wedding bells will be ringing for newly engaged When Calls the Heart stars KEVIN MCGARRY, 37, and KAYLA WALLACE, 34! The Hallmark Channel sweethearts ignited their real-life romance two years ago. It’ll be a girl for married Dancing with the Stars twinkletoes DANIELLA KARAGACH, 30, and choreographer PASHA PASHKOV, 37, expecting their first baby in May. Who said it wouldn’t last? Ozark and Inventing Anna star JULIA GARNER, 28, and Foster the People rocker hubby MARK FOSTER, 38, are celebrating their third wedding anniversary. Still going strong! Batman…

LIVE co-host Ryan Seacrest sees greener pastures at beleaguered Good Morning America, where sources say he believes he could be top dog and not have to deal with Kelly Ripa’s diva antics anymore! “Ryan’s had it with being Kelly’s second banana and sees a golden opportunity to have a larger role over at Good Morning America, which is being rocked by scandal and taking a ratings hit,” snitches a TV insider. Sources exclusively tell GLOBE that 48-year-old Ryan has been closely following the GMA train wreck involving cheating anchors Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes and suspects there may be a housecleaning that could pave the way for him to take center stage on the reeling morning show. “Ryan figures there will be firings and a desperate need for a new…

CHEATING congressional right-winger Marjorie Taylor Greene has finalized her divorce from hubby Perry Greene following serial trysts with a gym manager and a tantric sex expert — and now sources say she’s already moved on to a new hunk! Conservative radio blow-hard Brian Glenn, 53, has been spotted canoodling with the rabid 48-year-old election denier at Donald Trump rallies, over cozy din-dins and drives to her Rome, Ga., home, where she’s living since her split with Perry. Glenn also conveniently filed to divorce his wife, Kerry, 54, just weeks before Marjorie’s hubby did the same, says a source. However, Glenn insists: “I do not have a romantic relationship with Marjorie Taylor Greene. My divorce has nothing to do with Marjorie Taylor Greene.” While Marjorie’s divorce publicly became final on Dec.…

Potatoes help folks stay slim! ✚ HERE’s some spud-tacular news! Potatoes promote weight loss because the dense root vegetable helps sate hunger — and prevents people from wolfing down more fattening fare, new research suggests. “People tend to eat the same weight of food regardless of calorie content in order to feel full,” explains the study’s co-author Candida Rebello, a dietitian at Louisiana’s Pennington Biomedical Research Center. But experts advise avoiding fries because the oily cooking method reduces the nutritional value of taters. Hypertension makes you neurotic ✚ HYPERTENSION does more than put you at risk for heart attacks and strokes — it may trigger neurotic behavior, experts warn. Neuroticism is a personality trait in which people are wracked by negative emotions, such as anxiety, fear, guilt and depression. Researchers…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 Monday finds you frustrated with difficult loved ones or neighbors, but the Pisces moon midweek spotlights a solution for all your problems. Cash is linked to an account you opened years ago and forgot about. Look for a check in the mail. Single? Say yes to a blind date. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Expect an easy week, with cash flowing in and negotiations going smoothly. But after Friday, be careful not to get involved with a shady scheme — trust your intuition! Single but dating Twins could consider moving in together or even marrying. Cosmic aspects say go for it! LEO July 23 - Aug. 23 Winter’s dark days find sun-loving Lions blue, but someone special brings a smile to your face.…

SEX CREEP Bill Cosby should be thanking his lucky stars his conviction for assaulting Temple University basketball exec Andrea Constand was overturned on a technicality — but instead the shameless loser is planning a comedy tour this year! In a radio interview late last month, the 85-year-old, who lost a civil suit in July for raping a 16-year-old, declared, “There’s so much fun in the storytelling that I do. I feel that I will be able to perform and be the Bill Cosby that my audience knows me to be.” Yeah, a pervy predator accused by 60 gals who insist the disgraced TV dad doped and molested them over a decades-long spree of debauchery. Of course, kinky Cosby denies all the claims — and managed to dodge criminal prosecution because…

FORMER New Yorker Richard Price’s cat, Mimi, fled his Long Island home in 2012 and turned up ten years later at Brookhaven’s animal shelter. Identified via a microchip, Mimi will be joining Price at his new home in Spain. READ it and weep! A trailer hauling 6,000 pounds of onions caught fire on Interstate 75 just outside of Ocala, Fla., engulfing the highway with eye-stinging fumes! BUCKEYE State legend James Garfield was America’s first left-handed president. The Man From Mentor could write and speak Latin, German and Greek. Garfield was shot four months into his presidential term and died in September 1881. NO WONDER kids hate broccoli! Children are born with more taste buds than adults, who have about 4,000 — mostly on the tongue — that are regrown every…

MORE substance abuse problems for Lindsay Lohan’s family — her dad Michael’s estranged second wife, Kate Major, was busted for her third DUI in Texas. The 36-year-old Mean Girls actress’ stepmom, Major, 40, was found in her idling car in a Shenandoah shopping center parking lot at 2 a.m. “reeking of booze,” say cops. She claimed she was trying to find a friend she’d argued with, and failed a field sobriety test, police say. Kate has been estranged from Lindsay’s dad Michael, 62, for several Lindsay Lohan years and was busted for DUI in 2020 in New York and 2014 in Florida.…

VAIN he-man Sylvester Stallone has been called out for his waxwork look over the years, but spies say he’s lately embraced a girlie-man approach to turning back time with natural, spa-like treatments — thanks to the constant nagging of his wife and daughters! The Rocky and Rambo bruiser, 76, looked glowing and rejuvenated on a December shopping trip with spouse Jennifer Flavin, 54, in Calabasas, Calif. “Sly had a lot of issues dealing with aging and his senior status, plus all those aches and pains that came from being an action star in his 70s,” spills an insider. “But these days he’s more comfortable in his skin and taking care of himself the holistic way. “Instead of running to the surgeon’s office for Botox and fillers, he’s using skin creams…

TENACIOUS tennis great Martina Navratilova, 66, swears she’ll bounce back from her “double whammy” diagnosis of throat and breast cancer! Wimbledon’s greatest ever singles champion, who overcame noninvasive breast cancer in 2010, admits the early-stage conditions are “serious,” but the retired jock insists they’re “still fixable.” The sports commentator, who is immediately starting treatment for the unrelated diseases, adds, “It’s going to stink for a while, but I’ll fight with all I have got.”…

HERE’S THE SCORE JODIE SWEETIN The former Full House sitcom kid plays it a little too safe in a forgettable frumpy frock KELLY ROWLAND The Destiny’s Child singer is ready to audition for a part as a witchy Disney villain! KENYA MOORE The Real Housewives of Atlanta babe’s cleavage-baring blazer is over-the-top tacky! ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO This boxy baroque gown and its ridiculous ruffles don’t flatter the Brazilian bombshell SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR TV’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer earns a failing grade for her school girl inspired ensemble…

EMBATTLED Kremlin kingpin Vladimir Putin is knocking off his former advisors and cronies — before they turn on him over his disastrous Ukraine invasion! In the past year, 13 of Putin’s pals have mysteriously kicked the bucket with four — a sausage tycoon, a rocket expert and two generals — suddenly snuffed in December alone. The latest is the dirty dictator’s rocket man, Vladimir Nesterov, who pioneered weapons systems and was head of the Khrunichev Center, tasked with putting the first Russian on the moon. Nesterov, 74, mysteriously died while under house arrest after being charged with embezzling $68 million. On Christmas Day, 69-year-old Gen. Alexei Maslov, former commander of Russian troops in Ukraine, “died suddenly” after Putin pulled out of a visit to the tank company where he was international…

A SHOPLIFTER’S freedom is on the chopping block after the dummy used a hatchet to menace a North Dakota convenience store clerk who stopped him from stealing doughnuts, authorities say. According to a police affidavit, Brently Iron Road, 36, didn’t cough up any dough before shoving a package of the treats in his pocket — and then whipped out the weapon when he was confronted by a worker! Once the dodo was thwarted, he ditched the doughnuts and departed, investigators say. Iron Road was cited for criminal trespass — a misdemeanor he’s faced nearly 50 times at the state level since 2016. He was also charged with felony terrorizing — and if found guilty, he may be forced to fritter away in prison for up to five years!…

SHOCKING police death scene photos show the gory bed and blood-spattered room where tormented country diva Naomi Judd blew her brains out — after leaving a final devastating message banning singing partner daughter Wynonna from her funeral! After months of legal wrangling by the Judd family to keep Naomi’s suicide police file sealed, a copy of the report was released by Tennessee’s Williamson County Sheriff’s Office — and GLOBE can now reveal what the 76-year-old music legend’s family was trying to hide from the world! Bodycam images and on-the-scene photos captured by police investigators reveal Naomi’s bloodstained bed, her handgun on a nightstand, a hole in the wall behind the bed where the bullet entered after tearing through her skull, multiple pills with some crushed — perhaps for snorting —…

ROCK god Steven Tyler has been clobbered with a lawsuit charging he sexually assaulted his “almost teen bride” 50 years ago — when he was 25 and she was just 16! Julia Holcomb filed the suit against the Aerosmith frontman under a California law that temporarily suspends the statute of limitations for 1970s-era sex attack claims. In her filing, Holcomb insists the now-74-year-old Crazy singer was a lust-crazed fiend who got her mom to give him custody so he could legally take her across state lines. During their three years together, she was drugged, sexually violated and forced to have an abortion by the troubled rocker, says the suit. Sources say Tyler wrote about an underage girl he called Diana in a 2011 memoir. “She was sixteen, knew how to nasty,”…

SOAP OPERA sensation Genie Francis is General Hospital’s crown jewel — and that’s making some of her co-stars rise up in jealousy, because they believe she has their bosses wrapped around her little finger, insiders tattle. The actress, 60, has played the character Laura Spencer on and off since 1977, and sources snitch that makes her feel entitled to special perks — like taking summers off so she can spend time with her hubby, Star Trek: The Next Generation star Jonathan Frakes, and their kids, Jameson, 28, and Elizabeth, 25. “Genie’s probably the most popular star the soap has ever had, and it doesn’t please her co-stars any,” gripes an insider. “They’ve seen how she’s come and gone from General Hospital at leisure over the years and came back recently to…