Globe January 16, 2023

SHE’S A BIG STAR NOW AMY SCHUMER has gone overboard at the table — the funnylady’s swimsuit can’t hide her bulging belly TAT’S ENOUGH! Former Hollywood hunk MICKEY ROURKE flashes his ink — and a little too much flab DRUMMING UP INTEREST Bongo-playing Bravo babe LUANN DE LESSEPS takes her cabaret act to California TOOTING HIS OWN HORN Late-night host JIMMY KIMMEL showcases his bass clarinet skills at a college football game in L.A. FLEA CIRCUS Colorful bassist FLEA, founding member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, gets a kick out of the premiere of his film Babylon CLAWS FOR CONCERN NICOLE KIDMAN’s clothes are swimming on her, but the Oscar winner’s skeletal hand reveals how bony she’s become! THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

FUNNYMAN Jason Sudeikis still carries a torch for exfiancée Olivia Wilde and is trying to worm his way back into her arms following her November split from pop superstar Harry Styles, spies tattle. The 47-year-old Ted Lasso star got dumped by the 38-year-old hottie in 2020, ending a nine-year relationship that produced eight-year-old son Otis and six-year-old daughter Daisy. And while the pair have been locked in several tussles over the custody of their tykes, a source says Sudeikis, who dated Mad Men beauty January Jones before Wilde, still has the hots for the bombshell and longs for a romantic reunion. “Jason is trying to convince Olivia it would be a wonderful thing for their children if they were all a family again,” the source spills. A former nanny for…

JAMES Brolin’s plunge into a healthy lifestyle is driving wife Barbra Streisand batty because the Funny Girl likes to pamper herself with taboo treats and lounging, insiders chuckle. Sources snitch 82-year-old Brolin and 80-year-old Barbra’s different tastes have turned into a doozie of a food fight! “He’s pounding back the supplements, eating clean and green, and juicing, and he’s getting up at dawn to exercise, everything from doing laps and water calisthenics in the pool to yoga,” spills an insider. “That’s all fine by Barbra, but she likes to laze around and satisfy her cravings. They usually eat together, and he doesn’t like what’s cooking. He won’t eat most of what she serves and so he orders portioned, nutritious meals delivered.” The result is the superstar songbird is in a…

MONSTER GARAGE biker Jesse James was clobbered with two divorce filings over just 11 days by his preggers former-porn-star wife, Alaina “Bonnie Rotten” Hicks — before they kissed and made up. Hicks, 29, star of X-rated flicks like Hot and Mean, filed to end the couple’s five-month marriage on Dec. 1, after placing a frantic 911 call saying James was threatening her. But the passionate pair quickly kissed and made up, leading Alaina, who’s covered with 30 tattoos, to drop her divorce petition a day later. Then Ms. Rotten was back in court four days later, asking for a divorce again and requesting a restraining order against brawny 53-year-old James. But in another stunning twist, she dropped both requests on Dec. 12. A source says Hicks, named 2014 Performer of the Year by…

POP tart Britney Spears is freaking out after learning baby daddy Kevin Federline is writing a tell-all book — and insiders dish she’s in a mad dash to get hers out before he steals her thunder! “Britney’s desperate to get her side of the story out there and panicking over what Kevin’s going to reveal about her,” dishes an insider. “They’re on very poor terms right now and she’s also very nervous about giving him ammo to come after her with when she does release her own life story.” The onetime rapper fathered Britney’s sons, Sean, 17, and Jayden, 16, and is ready to rip the lid off the custody wars with his troubled ex-wife, blab sources. Says the spy, K-Fed’s deep dish is “Britney’s worst nightmare” because her estranged…

ROCK wildman Ozzy Osbourne can barely walk and is such a medical mess, insiders worry his fabulous stage career may be over. Notorious for his crazed antics, including biting the head off a bat during a show, the former Black Sabbath - underwent crucial neck and back surgery in June that will “determine the rest of his life,” a source says. Recent shocking photos reveal 74-year-old Ozzy needs a cane to hobble around at a snail’s pace and even then appears unsteady — and terrified — on his feet. Now, a music industry insider says, “Ozzy is literally on his last legs. He’s had trouble getting around for a while now and he admits that he can hardly walk.” Sources fear he may no longer have wife Sharon, 70, to…