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SPACEMAN William Shatner is still a Romeo at age 91 and spouts his original out-of-this-world poetry to woo gals, insiders say. “Sharing these compositions with the women is his greatest pleasure,” notes an insider. “They don’t understand a lot of it, but his Shakespearean voice is nice on the ears.” Back in the spring, the Star Trek legend, who went into space aboard the Blue Origin shuttle last year, performed his poems about “the fragility and vulnerability of our planet” at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C. — proving his age is also no barrier when it comes to romance. “Bill can be very charming,” tattles the tipster. “He’s had a lot of single dates. He looks good for 91 and stays fit by riding his horses and walking his dogs.…

CONVICTED child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell has former President Bill Clinton and disgraced Prince Andrew shaking in their boots over buzz she’s about to spill the beans on their bad-boy antics in a blowout tell-all book, insiders tattle. Now serving 20 years for conspiring to sexually abuse minors with her former boss, the late pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, sources say the disgraced British socialite is appealing her case and, if that fails, is prepared to bring down the dead billionaire’s powerful pals Andrew and Clinton. Snitches believe the disgraced prince and the former commander-in-chief were sent a veiled threat by Ghislaine, 60, in a recent interview from prison declaring the Duke of York was a “close friend” and labeling her relationship with Clinton as “special.” Andrew’s lawyers insist the royal —…

50 CENT’s firstborn child, MARQUISE JACKSON, 26, is willing to shell out more than a penny for his estranged pop’s thoughts. In fact, he’s offered the famous rapper $6,700 for a day of precious daddy time! Why? ’Cause he’s still not chill with his fractured childhood, or the measly monthly child support payments the hitmaker, born Curtis James Jackson III, paid his mother, SHANIQUA TOMPKINS. “Since y’all think $6,700 is sooo much money someone tell my pops I will pay him $6,700 for just 24hr of his time so we can do everything I ever wanted to do with him as a kid,” snaps Marquise online. Marquise has previously aired deets about their family drama, grousing: “$6,700 a month in New York City, you do the math. You’re talking about…

GOLDEN AGE glamorpuss Mamie Van Doren, 91, is ruffling feathers with a new book about her longest-running relationship — with a pet cockatoo named China! The buxom star of Untamed Youth has written China & Me: Wing Flapping, Feather Pulling and Love on the Wing about her 50-year-old parrot, who has been with her longer than any of her five marriages. “China’s been my companion, foil, and wise confidant for so long,” says Mamie.…

A DEPRAVED home inspector has been convicted for pleasuring himself with a Tickle Me Elmo doll that tickled his fancy! Kinky Kevin VanLuven, 60, was caught on a nanny cam in the repulsive act of molesting the Sesame Street child’s toy while he was supposed to be checking out a Detroit, Mich., home on behalf of potential buyers. He “unzipped his pants and began masturbating in our son’s closet” with the two-year-old boy’s fire-red fuzzball, testified horrified homeowner Jaida Dodson. As soon as Jaida dialed in to her nanny cam to see how the inspection was going and witnessed an inspection of a DIFFERENT kind, she called the cops! An officer who entered the house and confronted VanLuven says the dirty dude admitted to his passion for plush toys and “to…

BELOVED Harry Potter star Robbie Coltrane spent his final years living as a recluse in a dilapidated Scottish Highlands barn before passing away at the age of 72. The once hard-drinking actor, who played Hogwarts’ giant groundskeeper Rubeus Hagrid in the film franchise, suffered from osteoporosis and other ailments that left him wheelchair-bound. Although Coltrane amassed an estimated $7 million fortune, he lived like a pauper, paying just $1,350 a month in rent for the spartan home.…

AIRPORT baggage handler Jermani Thompson died in New Orleans after getting her hair tangled in the machinery of a belt loader while offloading luggage at the Frontier Airlines conveyor belt. COVID vaccines may add up to four days to gals’ menstrual cycles, according to a new study. Scientists are baffled by the shocking change in women’s bodies! PEPSI-Cola was created by North Carolina pharmacist Caleb D. Bradham in 1898 to duplicate the success of Coca-Cola. He initially called his fizzy concoction Brad’s Drink. WITH 19 No. 1 songs, Mariah Carey is the solo artist with the most No. 1 tunes on the Billboard Hot 100 chart’s history. Her hit All I Want for Christmas Is You ranks No. 1 for the last four decades!…

HOLLYWOOD heavyweight Arnold Schwarzenegger is ready to terminate bachelorhood for the second time and wed Heather Milligan, his ladylove for the past nine years, sources say. “They fit well together so naturally he wants to keep her around,” spills an insider. “Out of all the partners he’s had, Heather’s the most easygoing. She lets him be himself and laughs at his jokes and lets him smoke a cigar once in a while, which counts a long way with Arnie!” The 75-year-old Terminator icon is free again after finalizing his divorce from TV journalist Maria Shriver last year and a decade after they split. The former California governor met physical therapist Milligan, 47, in 2013 and “now that he and Maria are officially divorced, he’s clear to do what he wants, and…

SINCE a court ruled Britney Spears is capable of running her own life, the Oops! … I Did It Again songbird’s turned bizarre, posting nudie photos and delving into spooky voodoo spells and eerie magic rituals, sources tell GLOBE. “Obviously, voodoo is a source of power in her mind,” spills an insider. “Britney’s seen the wonders magic seems to have done for self-proclaimed coven leader Paris Jackson and is now on a quest for a spiritual reset. “She’s reading up on all kinds of mystical beliefs and practices, including healing circles and casting hexes.” The 40-year-old pop princess, who sources say now keeps voodoo dolls, has claimed the people “closest” to her used dark arts to control her during a prisonlike 13-year court-ordered conservatorship. In her unreleased tune Rebellion, she…

FORMER FOX News pundit Bill O’Reilly made a fortune shooting his mouth off — but he’s gone to court to stop a former female staffer from talking about her sexual harassment claims against him on TV’s The View. The hit ABC talk show canceled a session with O’Reilly’s former FOX producer Andrea Mackris after he went to court claiming she’d violate a 2004 nondisclosure agreement that was part of a $9 million settlement of her claims he’d hassled her with raunchy phone calls. The View bigwigs say they’re “postponing” her appearance “pending further developments” and “look forward to welcoming her at a later date.” The blowhard and his show The O’Reilly Factor were axed by FOX in 2017 after the network shelled out $13 million to settle five sexual harassment…

MERYL STREEP, 73, is getting grandchild No. 2! The Oscar winner’s actress daughter GRACE GUMMER, 36, and her husband, Brit DJ/record producer MARK RONSON, 47, are expecting their first tyke. Meryl’s oldest daughter, MAMIE GUMMER, 39, has a three-year-old son with TV writer-producer husband MEHAR SETHI, 40. Real Housewives of Atlanta star CYNTHIA BAILEY, 55, filed to divorce second hubby MIKE HILL, 52, days before their second anniversary. Twice-divorced Teen Mom alum LEAH MESSER, 30, called it quits with JAYLAN MOBLEY, 25, following a two-month engagement. Days of Our Lives star JAMES LASTOVIC, 28, got lost for days during a hellish hiking trip in Hawaii. MARTHA STEWART, 81, has two more mouths to feed after adding two cool cats, swanky Bengals, to her menagerie of pets. She describes the striped…

BRIDGET Jones star Renée Zellweger has moved her toyboy lover Ant Anstead into her California digs, according to pals who predict the hunky British TV host will be squiring her down the aisle soon. The 53-year-old Chicago Oscar winner and 43-year-old Ant, a twice-divorced dad of three, were spotted moving his junk into her rented Laguna Beach mansion last week — even though he lives right across the street. While he denies they’re officially shacking up, snitches predict they’ll soon be making their canoodle, which began in June 2021, legal with a wedding. “These two are crazy about each other and the word is that he’ll pop the question before too long,” squawks an insider. “They’ve deliberately taken their time and don’t want to get too far ahead of themselves.…

LEGENDARY Hollywood beefcake Paul Newman was a dud in the sack until he met future wife Joanne Woodward, who turned the Hud star into “a sexual creature,” he reveals in a memoir being released 14 years after he died at 83 of cancer! “We left a trail of lust all over the place,” he says. “Hotels and public parks and Hertz Rent-A-Cars.” With sparks flying, Paul and Joanne, who now suffers from Alzheimer’s, ditched their spouses and stayed glued at the hip for 50 years!…

DISGRACED preacher Jerry Falwell Jr. claimed he didn’t know about his wife Becki’s affair at first, but her pool boy lover says the kinky religious bigwig was at the trysts from the start — and gawking at all the action! The sordid sex scandal got freaky Falwell, now 60, booted from his gig as president of evangelical Liberty University, founded by his late dad, Jerry Sr., back in 2020. Now, in his shocking tell-all, Off the Deep End: Jerry and Becki Falwell and the Collapse of an Evangelical Dynasty, lover boy Giancarlo Granda, 31, insists the preacher was in on the affair from the start and issued two conditions — no sexual intercourse and he got to watch! Granda claims the high jinks began in 2012 when he was a…

SUPERSTAR quarterback Tom Brady says football season is like going to war, which should be good practice for his upcoming divorce battle with Gisele Bündchen! The glam couple have reportedly hired high-powered family law attorneys in South Florida as they square off for what is shaping up to be an ugly split after sources say he picked football over family time and unretired earlier this year. At stake is an estimated combined worth of $650 million — with supermodel Gisele actually having the lion’s share — and custody of their two kids, Benjamin, 12, and Vivian, 9. Tom also has a 15-year-old son, Jack, with former galpal Bridget Moynahan. Tom, 45, shared some insights about his mentality on a recent podcast, saying: “I almost look at a football season like…

LOVELORN Michelle Obama is determined to get hubby Barack to rev up the romance by hiring a love coach to reignite his mojo after her shameless flirting didn’t do the trick, sources tell GLOBE! “Michelle figures she wouldn’t have to seek attention from other guys if Barack did what he’s supposed to do, which is to make her feel like a woman, not a business partner,” spills an insider. “She’s willing to splash the cash on a professional who can tackle their problems.” The source tattles the parents of two grown girls, Malia, 24, and Sasha, 21, are dealing with “intimacy and emotional issues. They need to sit down, air their grievances and then learn how to behave without pushing each other’s buttons. “Their love life needs doctoring big-time.” The…

CLEVER Cuba Gooding Jr. has squeaked by with just a slap on the wrist as he plea-bargained his way out of jail time on charges of forcible touching! A nightclub waitress had accused the disgraced Men of Honor actor, 54, of waggling his tongue down her throat in 2018 while she was trying to do her job — and the disgusted server is one of DOZENS of women who have come forward to gripe about the Oscar winner’s groping! New York City prosecutor Coleen Balbert has confirmed Cuba pleaded guilty to a lesser harassment charge and polished off six months of alcohol and behavior modification counseling as a condition of the deal — which spares the Jerry Maguire star from doing any time behind bars.…

THE late Davie Bowie’s supermodel widow Iman is hoping there’s an afterlife so she can reunite with the Ziggy Stardust legend and spend eternity together. The 69-year-old rock icon was killed by liver cancer in January 2016, but the 67-year-old Somali stunner, who wed Bowie in 1992, considers them still married. “He’s not my late husband. He’s my husband,” she insists. “And he’ll always be. “I have a necklace with his name on it. I’ve worn it since that first week after David passed away. I think of him all the time.” Now, she’s biding her time hoping she can join the Let’s Dance singer after she passes. “If there is an afterlife, I’d like to see my husband again,” she says. “That’s the one I want.”…

BURKE’S CUSTODY BATTLE OVER DOGGY DAUGHTER Talk about a nasty dogfight! Dancing with the Stars pro CHERYL BURKE, 38, is shedding painful tears over an ongoing doggy custody battle with ex-husband MATTHEW LAWRENCE, 42. “It’s just really sad. It sucks because, for me, it’s just cruel,” cries the heartbroken dancer, whose nearly three-year marriage to the former Mrs. Doubtfire child star came to a bitter end in September. “She’s my dog, and it was a gift from my ex, and I hope that this soon dies down, and he calls it off. Because you’re taking, like, my daughter away from me.” Meanwhile, the fate of the adorable Frenchie remains in limbo. “We are going to go to trial in January,” Cheryl spills on her podcast, Burke in the Game. “I’m…

REGAL Angela Bassett has a history of portraying strong women — including real-life legend Tina Turner in What’s Love Got to Do with It and fictional Queen Ramonda in Black Panther. This month, the 64-year-old star returns to the Marvel Cinematic Universe to reprise her royal role in Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. Here are ten things you don’t know about the native New Yorker. 1She was born on the same day as pop singer Madonna. 2Angela was a cheerleader at Boca Ciega High School in Florida. 3Despite an aunt warning her not to “waste” her Ivy League education, she earned an Master of Fine Arts degree from the Yale School of Drama. 4While attending Yale, she met fellow student — and future husband — Courtney B. Vance. They’ve been married…

A MUSCLE-BOUND meathead’s goose is cooked after he killed his ex-wife and incinerated her body in his Florida yard, lawmen say. Burly bodybuilder Ian Christopher Baunach, 43, has pleaded not guilty to first-degree murder and a slew of other charges after officials discovered the charred remains of Katie Baunach, 39, scattered on his five-acre property. The mother of the pumped-up palooka’s two kids was last seen alive on Sept. 29 when she went to her ex’s crib to fetch some belongings. Cops say she’d earlier obtained a restraining order against the former Marine, who she accused of abusing one of their children. Police investigating Katie’s disappearance spotted her car in Baunach’s driveway — with her purse still inside. After getting a search warrant, investigators scoured the suspect’s home and noticed…

A CALIFORNIA eye doc couldn’t believe what she was seeing — an elderly patient complaining of pain had 23 ancient, forgotten contact lenses crammed in her eye! In a video that’s gone viral, stunned ophthalmologist Dr. Katerina Kurteeva carefully removes lens after lens — each one stuck to the next with eye goo. “They were coming out in a chain, drooping down her lid,” says the Newport Beach specialist. “In nearly 20 years as a doctor, I’ve never seen anything like it!” The patient, seen in the video with a false eyelash dangling from her eyelid, has worn daily contact lenses for three decades but came in for a checkup because “she felt she had something in her eye that she couldn’t get out.” At first, Dr. Kurteeva thought it…

DIVA designer Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham is being snubbed again by drama queen daughter-in-law Nicola Peltz, who’s refusing to spend Christmas with her new hubby’s family, sources squeal. The Bates Motel beauty, 27, recently accompanied husband Brooklyn Beckham, 23, to his mom’s Paris Fashion Week show. But insiders whisper the gesture was just for the cameras — and there’s no truce between the warring women! As GLOBE reported, tipsters dish bad blood erupted between the billionaire heiress and her meddling monster-in-law earlier this year. Sources snitch the former Spice Girl, 48, bailed on making Nicola’s wedding gown at the last minute — causing her to wear a rival designer — and stole the bride’s first-dance tune for her own mother-son sway at the newlyweds’ ritzy Palm Beach reception.…

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SLEAZEBALL Hunter Biden’s bizarre life is spinning toward a dirty divorce from wife Melissa Cohen, according to sources who say the former junkie is terrified she’ll dish devastating family secrets! Sources say South African filmmaker Melissa, 35, mom of Hunter’s two-year-old son, is fed up with their mounting legal and money woes, which she lays at 52-year-old Hunter’s door. “Their marriage is in horrible trouble, and they’re locked in talks about what to do and finding no real solution,” spills an insider. “They’re in financial straits and Melissa’s blaming Hunter. “The feeling is it’s only a matter of time before she kicks him to the curb. “Melissa knows a lot of Hunter’s secrets and the whole family’s skeletons in the closet for that matter.” Her former lawyer hubby’s biggest fears…