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RUMPLED film icon Al Pacino, 82, has a new girlfriend who’s an old hand at bringing a smile to the faces of rich old codgers! Knockout Noor Alfallah, 28, a glam Kuwaiti-American Hollywood producer, is stepping out with Scent of a Woman octogenarian Al, who is 54 years her senior. But before that, she was romantically linked to wrinkly rocker Mick Jagger, 78, graying billionaire Nicolas Berggruen, 60, and was even photographed driving around with ancient Clint Eastwood, 91! “The heart doesn’t know what it sees, it only knows what it feels,” murmurs the L.A.-based beauty, who was raised in Beverly Hills and studied at the UCLA School of Theater, Film and Television. Sources say lifetime bachelor Pacino started seeing Noor during the pandemic — and the lockdown brought them…

LILY’S MIDDLE-FINGER MESSAGE TO CENSORS Who knew? LILY TOMLIN literally gave a big middle finger to nagging network censors, who kept pestering her while she played Ernestine the telephone operator in the hippy-dippy ’60s sketch show Laugh-In. “The Laugh-In censors started watching me closely because Ernestine would dial with her middle finger — intentionally — and they would say, ‘No, you have got to dial with your index finger, ’”spills the Grace and Frankie star, 82. “They never mentioned the third finger. They’d just say, ‘Dial with your index finger.’ And I don’t even know if we had abided by it, but I went back to using my middle finger as soon as it blew over.” SPACEY KACEY GOES FULL CIRCLE There’s a trippy reason for KACEY MUSGRAVES’ loopy decorating…

VETERAN actor Frank Langella — who flew to fame in 1979’s Dracula — was spiked from Netflix’s The Fall of the House of Usher following sexual harassment allegations! The 84-year-old was accused of batty behavior on the set, including making an offcolor joke and touching the leg of a female co-star and asking if she liked it. Sources say the role of patriarch Roderick Usher will be recast, and Langella’s completed scenes for the eight-part series will be reshot.…

THREE twisted sisters in Oklahoma were sent to the slammer for their failed plot to snuff out one sibling’s baby daddy and his new wife! According to lawmen, Tierzah Mapson, 29, tried to use rifle bullets to end her custody dispute with the father of her five-yearold daughter in 2018 — and enlisted sisters Elisa, 25, and Charis, 33, to pull off the sick stunt! Prosecutors say the terrible trio lured the Florida-based victim and his spouse, whose names were withheld by lawmen, to rural Alabama under the pretense of handing off the child. But after the couple patiently waited more than four hours for Tierzah, their car was fired upon, leaving the man with a shoulder wound. The three women were convicted of conspiracy, stalking and weapons charges. Elisa…

Coffee makes you bald! BRUSHING off your morning brew may leave you with more hair on your head! London-based Dr. Sara Kayat says drinking coffee can contribute to the loss of your crowning glory due to caffeine-induced stress and naturally occurring tannins potentially causing an iron deficiency. She also warns those with lactose intolerance should skip dairy creamers to avoid flare-ups, which can exacerbate skin conditions like psoriasis, eczema and dandruff — and affect the health of the scalp and hair. ED drugs hurt eyesight RESEARCHERS have hard news for users of erectile dysfunction drugs. Habitual consumers of the prescription pills are 85 percent more likely to experience vision-threatening conditions! An analysis of data by scientists at the University of British Columbia found older men taking meds such as sildenafil,…

GOOFY Grease actor Eddie Deezen has been thrown in the clink AGAIN — this time on charges of burglary, trespassing and disturbing the peace, according to inmate records in Maryland. The 65-year-old comic — who played nerd Eugene Felsnic in Grease and its sequel — was being held on bond for reportedly forcing his way into a nursing facility after making previous puzzling visits there! It’s not the first time the cracked Polar Express voice actor has headbutted with the law. Arresting officers charged him with seconddegree assault, disorderly conduct and trespassing in September 2021 after going berserk and throwing food and plates at a Maryland eatery. That case is still pending. And in June 2021, a waitress accused the “f**king CREEP” of harassing her at her job “at least…

BESIDES his seeming support for evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin’s bloody invasion of Ukraine, FOX News blowhard Tucker Carlson is taking heat for pushing a bizarre “testicle tanning” treatment. Tucker praises the “Red Light” therapy in an ad for his documentary The End of Men as a way to save macho-ness by boosting testosterone levels. But experts are slamming his claims and warning it could actually hurt sperm production. Dr. Seth Cohn, who treats sexual problems at NYU Langone Health, says he “never heard” of the treatment, but insists heat could actually cause damage. “When men come see me about fertility problems and low sperm counts, I don’t recommend hot tubs and saunas,” Cohn notes. “Heat will damage sperm, and prevent healthy sperm from being formed.”…

LONGTIME lovers Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn seem blissful in public, but behind closed doors they’re getting on each other’s nerves again, tattle sources. The 76-year-old former Laugh-In Sock It to Me gal and actionman Kurt, 71, “argue several times a day” over her “slobby habits” and his “nitpicking,” blabs an insider. But the bickering twosome, who fell for each other during the 1983 filming of Swing Shift and have broken up at least once, have a trick that prevents total catastrophe — separate living quarters so they’re not always annoying each other, sources spill. “They must have separate bathrooms and even separate wings of the house,” squeals the insider. “They often sleep in separate bedrooms because she’s a slob, and he snores loudly. It’s unconventional but it keeps them…

BOSSY Joy Behar wants to crown herself The View’s new queen bee amid Whoopi Goldberg’s most recent absence, but tipsters say the bigmouth’s brazen power grab has ticked off co-hosts Sara Haines and Sunny Hostin! “Joy’s taken it upon herself to moderate the topical discussions, but it doesn’t sit well with Sara or Sunny, who each think they’re more qualified,” dishes an insider. “They do their best not to show their annoyance on camera, but behind the scenes they’re complaining to anyone who’ll listen.” Sources snitch Whoopi, 66, was eager to break from the ABC gabfest to shoot the Amazon series Anansi Boys — and Joy was all too happy to trumpet her departure! Whoopi “will be back whenever she’s finished with whatever she’s doing. So, she’s gone for a…

EXPLOSIVE testimony at the $100 million Johnny Depp–Amber Heard defamation trial drove one truth home — their blood-stained marriage was a living hell for BOTH of them! A marriage counselor who tried to umpire the couple’s ugly quarrels back in 2015 — the same year they married — told a Virginia court, “they engaged in what I saw as mutual abuse” with insecure Amber giving as good as she got! “She would strike him to keep him,” says Dr. Laurel Anderson, who adds 36-year-old Amber’s “worst nightmare” was having the Edward Scissorhands star stalk out the door. “She would rather be in a fight than have him leave!” But Anderson says Depp, now 58, also initiated violent rumbles, calling Amber “whore” and accusing her of riding his coattails to fame!…

FREE bird NIC CAGE is, well, a little different. The 58-year-old Leaving Las Vegas Oscar winner keeps a talking African pied crow, Huginn, and devotes his Sundays to watching detailed documentaries about other high-flying mysteries! Says Nic, who’s expecting a baby with his fifth spouse, RIKO SHIBATA, 27, “My wife actually laughs at me, because on Sunday, I like to just trip out and watch documentaries about flying saucers and UFOs. I just like watching people talk about their experiences. I find their behavior so interesting. I don’t really know the explanation for why, I’ll just go stream movies about the historical aspect of people seeing flying saucers. I find it oddly relaxing and mystifying and confounding.” Kind of like his menagerie. “I have dogs. I have cats. I have…

COUNTRY spitfire Miranda Lambert’s recently released Palomino is her first full-length solo album since 2019’s critically acclaimed Wildcard. She recently snagged a CMT Music Female Video of the Year award for the new record’s single If I Was a Cowboy. In addition to her own chart-topping career, the Hell on Heels singer is part of the Pistol Annies with Ashley Monroe and Angaleena Presley. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 38-year-old Texas native. 1 She’s named after her great-grandma Lucy Miranda. 2 In sixth grade, she was voted most likely to be a country singer. 3 As a teen, her hobbies were hunting and fishing with her father. 4 She admits she “barely passed” her classes at Lindale High School because she wasn’t a very good student.…

RUTHLESS Oregon biker boss Mark Leroy Dencklau will die behind bars for kidnapping, torturing and killing an exiled fellow gang member! Dencklau, 61, Portland chapter president of the Gypsy Joker Outlaw Motorcycle Club, was sentenced to life in prison following his December conviction for the vicious 2015 murder of Robert Huggins. Huggins, 56, was stripped of his membership after being accused of stealing from the club and tying Dencklau’s gal to a chair as he burglarized the bigwig’s home. His brutalized body was later found discarded in a Washington field. As GLOBE reported, Huggins’ savaged corpse had an “X” carved in it. He’d also had nails driven through his boots, teeth knocked out, a leg and rib broken, his skull bashed in and knife slashes across his face and back. According…

MEDIA mogul Simon Cowell reveals his eight-year-old son, Eric, is fit to be tied because the America’s Got Talent judge continues to ride his motorized e-bike after two crashes and serious injuries. The 62-year-old TV king loves his $10,000 German-made, electric-powered bike that can clip along at 27 mph. Two years ago, Simon broke his back in a crash. In February he suffered a broken arm in another accident, but he continues to ride. That infuriates Eric, his son with galpal Lauren Silverman, who Cowell says “went crazy” when he spotted him on the twowheeler. “He was so mad, he made me walk it back,” says Simon. “It’s like role reversal going on now. I’m now the child and he’s the parent. It’s hysterical.”…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 Keep your cool when trouble hits as Mercury turns retrograde, Ram. By calmly thinking things through, you’ll find the solution you need. Later in the week, enjoy a nostalgic chat when a friend you haven’t seen in years calls out of the blue. Head to an art museum or festival to find romance Saturday. TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Wednesday’s Venus-Saturn clash could mean trouble making your needs known to your partner. You could even argue. But hang in. You can work it out. Don’t ignore a medical symptom midweek. It needs prompt care. A chance to boost cash flow comes Friday — it may be linked to a rebate or class action! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Someone in the neighborhood…

SNEAKY FOX News pundit Jesse Watters scandalously admits he was still married when he tricked a sexy young co-worker into letting him give her a lift home — by letting the air out of her tires! Watters, then 39, says the dirty deed turned into a hot affair with then 25-year-old Emma DiGiovine as he cheated on wife of ten years Noelle, mom of his ten-yearold twin girls. “When I was trying to get Emma to date me, first thing I did, let the air out of her tires,” he confesses. “She couldn’t go anywhere, she needed a lift. I said, ‘Hey you need a lift?’ She got right into the car.” Watters quickly dumped Noelle and wed Emma in December 2019. They now have a year-old son, leaving Watters…

ROCKER John Mellencamp refuses to quit smoking — and sources say his loved ones are terrified he’s headed for a cancer crisis as a doctor warns the butthead’s shortening his life by at least a dozen years! The 70-year-old Jack & Diane singer has been firing cigarettes up for decades and his voice has grown raspier and his breathing harder, spies snitch. “He’s been smoking so long he’s hoarse and his breathing sounds labored and heavy. He coughs a lot too,” dishes an insider. “There are legitimate fears he’ll get lung cancer, but he doesn’t seem too concerned. His loved ones are afraid he won’t be around to see his grandkids grow up.” Incredibly, the Hurts So Good bad boy recently boasted he digs his raspy singing voice and swore…

GAME show host Pat Sajak left Wheel of Fortune fans cringing and outraged after he brazenly went too far while grilling sexy co-star Vanna White about being naked. The shocking exchange came on the April 13 episode where one of the contestants, Ashley Fabian, is a professional opera singer. Out of the blue, the 75-year-old host launched into an embarrassing questioning of his blonde, 65-year-old co-star. “Are you an opera buff at all?” Pat asked Vanna, who replied: “Yes. I’m not a buff, but I like opera.” That’s when Pat went over the top, asking: “Have you ever watched opera in the buff? I’m just curious.” While Vanna answered “no” and tried to laugh it off, his outrageous question triggered a furious social media firestorm. “I feel like I just…

After keeping the name of their second baby a secret for many months, rappers CARDI B, 29, and OFFSET, 30, finally shared the name of the boy, born last September — WAVE SET CEPHUS. The pair also have a three-year-old daughter, KULTURE, and he has three kids from prior relationships. Glee star DARREN CRISS, 35, and his producer wife, MIA CRISS, 36, welcomed their first baby, a daughter, BLUESY BELLE. Meanwhile, Darren’s former Glee castmate AMBER RILEY, 36, and her fiancé, DESEAN BLACK, have called off their wedding after a four-year engagement. Netflix’s Always Be My Maybe comedian ALI WONG and Harvard-educated entrepreneur hubby JUSTIN HAKUTA are calling it quits. The pair, wed for eight years, have two young daughters, MARI and NIKKI. New Yorker AMY SCHUMER, 40, is buying…

JENNIFER GREY got her first nose job AFTER the classic flick Dirty Dancing rocketed her to stardom — but a second schnoz snip ruined her career. Incredibly, the actress, then 26, was pushed to get the first op by her mom, she writes in her new memoir, Out of the Corner. “She loves me and she was pragmatic because she was saying, ‘Guess what? It’s too hard to cast you. Make it easier for them.’ And then I did and she was right,” Jennifer says. She later got a second nose job that left her unrecognizable and her career tanked, admits the now 62-year-old.…

THE Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco’s marriage was a big DUD that fizzled after three years, and the comedic cutie is swearing she “will never get married again” following her divorce from Karl Cook! “I would love to have a long-lasting relationship or a partnership. But I will never get married again,” insists the Flight Attendant actress. “Absolutely not!” Kaley, 36, filed for divorce from Karl, 31, in Los Angeles Superior Court in September 2021.…

SEVEN North Carolina–based soldiers who were the last to see a murdered Fort Bragg paratrooper alive are facing court martial — two years after the missing man’s severed head washed ashore! Sgt. Samuel Moore, Pfc. Samad Landrum, Pvt. Annamarie Cochell and Spcs. Juan Avila, Alex Becerra, Joshua Curry and Benjamin Sibley were slapped with multiple charges — including conspiracy and disobeying a COVID-19 travel ban — following the suspicious death of decorated Spc. Enrique Roman-Martinez, 21. Becerra, Cochell and Landrum are also each charged with using the hallucinogenic drug LSD. All seven have been arraigned, and their trials are currently slated from May to September. However, Army officials stress no one is facing any charges directly connected to the California native’s killing. Enrique vanished during a Memorial Day camping trip…

MOVIE witch Angelina Jolie was once inseparable from her big brother, James Haven, but has now turned her back and cut him out of her life as she did with ex Brad Pitt, sources reveal. The 46-year-old Maleficent beauty made headlines at the Oscars in 2000 when she gave her 48-year-old sibling a scandalous smooch more befitting a lover than a brother — but these days she won’t give him the time of day, sources reveal. “James clams up whenever anyone asks him what happened between him and Angie, why he doesn’t see her anymore,” tattles a tipster. “It’s a real sore spot for him. She’s pretty much turned her back on him after he did everything he could to help her through her divorce.” The mother of six has…

SEX siren Sharon Stone rocketed from a “cataclysmic” dirt-poor hillbilly childhood to screen stardom while her big brother Michael plunged into a nightmare world of drugs and addiction. Sharon, 64, and her 71-year-old brother have dished their darkest secrets on four hours of film that they plan to turn into a documentary. They reveal their poor Pennsylvania parents, Dot and Joe, raised them with brothers Patrick, now 55, and Kelly, 50, with strict rules and severe punishments. They wore hand-me-down clothes as their parents struggled to put food on the table. “I wanted anything, I had to buy it myself with money I earned,” Michael recalls. “Sharon was the same. Sharon flipped burgers at McDonald’s. We built fences, mowed lawns and shoveled snow, anything to earn a dime.” Teenage Sharon’s…

A NEW Monaco family portrait shows troubled runaway Princess Charlene has bonded with her twins again, but skirt-chasing hubby Prince Albert looks “awkward,” concludes a body language expert. Judi James studied a new official portrait of Monaco’s royals and noted while Charlene, 44, has been separated from her seven-year-old twins, Gabriella and Jacques, for 15 of the past 18 months, she seems to have bonded with the children, especially her daughter. “Charlene and her daughter look much more relaxed together, posed in a very loving hug,” notes James. “The daughter leans in to her mother’s lap with a look of natural affection. Their head tilts and smiles suggest close, loving bonds.” But Albert, 64, who poses with his hand on Jacques’ shoulder, seems forced. “Albert’s tense-looking body position and facial…

IDAHO has 3,100 miles of river, the most of any state. The Salmon River is the longest solely contained in state borders. EASTERN hognose snakes — which range from Maine to Florida — ward off predators by playing dead and releasing an eye-watering fart that smells like rotten flesh. IN a 1910 showdown between the Washington Senators and the Philadelphia Athletics, William Taft became the first president to throw a ceremonial first pitch at a Major League Baseball game. BLACK cats take longer to be adopted than felines of other colors. A recent study claims people are superstitious about black cats and believe they are less friendly and hard to read. IN 1949 there were 19,000 movie theaters in America; today there are only 2,525.…