Globe December 13, 2021

A FOOL’S ERRAND El Tonto cutup KEN JEONG shows off his decidedly unfancy footwork in L.A. IN-CREASED EXPOSURE Laugh-In’s GOLDIE HAWN has gone from twiggy waif to crinkly granny! OLD HAUNT Ghostbusters’ BILL MURRAY is a hair-raising sight at the NYC premiere of the franchise sequel Afterlife NEWLY CAST Hunger Games hunk JOSH HUTCHERSON hobbles along the beach in Mexico with a bum leg UNBE-LEAF-ABLE! So much for table manners — Twilight’s DAKOTA FANNING shovels down a salad in Rome THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! GO ASK ALICE Pensive pop star GWEN STEFANI looks like she’s brewing up ideas at California’s Disneyland…

MAN-HUNGRY Jennifer Aniston has been showering ex-lover John Mayer with health and diet tips, hoping to lure him back into her arms, sources say. The 52-year-old The Morning Show beauty craves another shot with the 44-year-old guitar man, who insiders say she ranks as the best lover she’s ever had. “John is leading this ultra-healthy lifestyle right now and he’s crediting Jen’s tips for being a big part of that,” tattles an insider. “She’s happy to help but what she really wants is John. “She’s always said that John is hands down the guy who rocked her world more than anyone else. She’d love some no-strings fun.” The former Friends star and the Your Body Is a Wonderland singer, who’s famous for a red-hot affair with Jessica Simpson, had a steamy…

LOVE-STARVED Kelly Clarkson has been looking to date ever since she officially became a single woman over two months ago — but the bubbly TV bigmouth is having zero success and bristles at rumors ex-husband Brandon Blackstock is dating up a storm, insiders tell GLOBE! “Kelly’s hearing Brandon’s having no trouble attracting the girls and that makes her envious,” spills an insider. “She hasn’t got much time on her hands with the talk show and The Voice and taking care of the kids, but she wants so much to meet somebody new. “The few times she’s been out, there’s been no connection at all and she’s losing hope! “When she was younger, she never had problems meeting guys, but now she’s a famous person with a family and emotional baggage…

AFTER being dumped by his leading lady Hayley Atwell, Tom Cruise is on the prowl and hunting for a Scientology cutie to call his own, sources say. The 59-year-old action hunk fell for Hayley, 39, on the set of his Mission: Impossible 7 epic, but after a year they’re done, spies dish. Now, the thrice-divorced tomcat has “a long list” of pre-date requirements “many women would find daunting,” spills an insider. “She’s got to pass the personality test and she’s got to be beautiful, accomplished and keen to integrate Scientology into every aspect of her life,” says the source. “Her career has to come second. She’ll have to meet the approval of his kids Bella and Connor, and if she checks all the boxes for Tom, they’d be okay with her…

FORMER heavyweight champ Mike Tyson’s chauffeur claims the convicted rapist bedded women immediately before fights to drain his rage and avoid killing opponents in the ring. Driver Rudy Gonzalez says the slugger — who served three years for raping teen beauty queen Desiree Washington in 1991 — would “bang” female fans in his dressing room just before entering the ring. “Mike would say, ‘If I do not get laid, I will kill this guy right now,’” recalls Gonzalez. “Sometimes he’d go in with them [the women] for a minute, bang the s**t out of them, snap his neck and say: ‘OK, this guy is going to live tonight.’”…

RESENTFUL Angelina Jolie is making warm and fuzzy public appearances with Salma Hayek — but sources say she’s quietly locked in a bitter behind-the-scenes feud with her Eternals co-star! “Outwardly, the pair presents this image of being chummy while they promote the movie, but beneath the surface, Angelina’s bitterly envious of Salma’s popularity,” a source close to the mother of six tells GLOBE. “Salma has more star power and she’s got 20 million Instagram followers, almost twice as many as Angie!” Even the writers of the Marvel superhero film admit when they were casting the project in their minds, they had no doubt they wanted Salma to play the goddess Ajak — but didn’t give a thought to Angie! “We knew it had to be Salma,” says Ryan Firpo, who…