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HURRICANE Ida smashed into Dukes of Hazzard alum John Schneider’s Louisiana home — and crushed the roof of the vintage show’s famed orange stunt car, the General Lee! John, 61, who played Bo Duke on the early-’80s action comedy series, was helping flood victims in Tennessee when he received the shocking news. His Nashville-based publicist Brian Mayes sent a photo of the beloved 1969 Dodge Charger with a huge tree trunk crunching the car in half! “When something like this happens you have two choices: Tears and laughter. I choose laughter,” John posted, along with a lighthearted photo caption: “Miss Ida stopped by to see the General at Miss Shirley’s!” The series went through an estimated 309 Chargers. Schneider owns several of the 17 originals still known to exist — and…

DREW BARRYMORE’s ex-husband WILL KOPELMAN has a new bride. The NYC art consultant, 43, got hitched to wife No. 2, fashion editor ALEXANDRA MICHLER, 34. The daughters he shares with Drew, OLIVE, 8, and FRANKIE, 7, were flower girls at the Nantucket, Mass., wedding. AMY POEHLER’s ex-husband, WILL ARNETT, is planting posh seeds in Beverly Hills. The Arrested Development star recently snagged a $16.4 million modern farmhouse in the ritzy neighborhood. Music diva CARDI B just had her second baby, a son, with hip-hop hubby OFFSET three years after the birth of daughter KULTURE. Former RHOC diva VICKI GUNVALSON, 59, is gonna be a grandma once again, thanks to her daughter BRIANA CULBERSON, who’s pregnant with her fourth child. Meanwhile, Bachelor alum KELLEY FLANAGAN is being ravaged by Lyme disease,…

A PRODUCE pest, who claimed to have COVID as she coughed and spat all over the fruits and vegetables in a Pennsylvania market, will have to spend at least a year in jail and pay $30,000 for all the groceries she spoiled! Margaret Ann Cirko, 37 — who pleaded guilty in June to a felony count of making bomb threats — spewed her germs all over the goods at a Gerrity’s Supermarket in Hanover Township on March 25, 2020, during the height of the pandemic panic. She crowed she had the virus and that everyone else would get it, too. Even though the bad apple tested negative for COVID-19, according to her attorney, the incident left a rotten taste in the mouth of supermarket chain coowner Joe Fasula — who…

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AFTER 63 years of silence, Diana de Vegh is revealing her secret, steamy four-year affair with married President John F. Kennedy when she was a starstruck college coed. Now an 83-year-old grandmother practicing psychotherapy in her Big Apple pad, Diana describes the affair as a sad example of a gullible young gal sucked into a sexual relationship by an older, powerful man, who convinces her she’s “special.” “The whole idea of conferred specialness — ‘You go to bed with me, I’ll make you special,’” she says. The shrink insists she’s “seen a lot of that” with the behavior of movie mogul Harvey Weinstein, former FOX News honcho Roger Ailes and other “show business” types. But she fell for the line, too. In 1958, Diana was a stunning junior at ritzy…

TV BIZ whiz Marcus Lemonis is being branded a despicable “wolf” in explosive court papers filed by 70 families who claim the smarmy billionaire gobbles up mom-and-pop businesses and heartlessly drove one devastated owner to suicide! On CNBC’s The Profit, Lemonis offers to help troubled small businesses succeed and grow in exchange for partial ownership AND complete operational control. But legal eagles suing the CEO of the $2 billion Camping World corporation charge 70 family businesses featured on the reality show since its 2013 debut were damaged or wrecked by the unscrupulous businessman. The lawyers claim Lemonis preys on small companies owned by Blacks, Latinos and women, who “were seduced on to a TV show where false promises were made in writing.” He used “detailed financial information given in trust”…

BELLY-bulging Happy Days icon Henry Winkler has gotten a chilling warning by top docs — diet or die, sources tell GLOBE. The 75-year-old star, who snared a 2018 Emmy for his role in HBO’s hitman sitcom Barry, was recently spotted out and about at a West Hollywood movie screening with a gut that seemed set to explode out of his pants. “It was sort of sad to see how he’s let himself go,” says a shocked onlooker. Experts estimate the 5-foot-6 star, who played buff biker Fonzie on the classic Happy Days from 1974 to 1984, has ballooned to around 220 pounds, putting him at risk for a truckload of illnesses and possible death. “This guy is in big trouble,” warns Orlando’s Dr. Gabe Mirkin. “It is my professional opinion that…

FORMER White House temptress Monica Lewinsky — who has spent nearly three decades trying to live down her sexploits with then President Bill Clinton — admits she needs “a lot more therapy” now that the scandal is splashing across screens again in a new miniseries! The notorious former aide, 48, says she was forced to relive “the worst moments of my life and a lot of behavior that I regret” while serving as both subject and producer on the FX show Impeachment: American Crime Story! And mixed-up Monica says she “doesn’t know” whether she wants Clinton to watch the show, where Beanie Feldstein and Clive Owen play the one-time presidential paramours. “I don’t even know how to really answer that,” she moans. “Yeah. I don’t … I don’t know!”…

NICK JONAS SNACKS ON A SEXY BONUS Here’s dish about love-starved pop star NICK JONAS’ long awaited reunion with actress wife PRIYANKA CHOPRA, who’d been far away for weeks shooting her new show, Citadel, in London. The singer, 29, finally satisfied his hungering, staging a sexy snap showing him eating off his 39-year-old bikini-bottomed wife’s sun-kissed butt cheek — with a proper knife and fork, of course. Anyhow, Priyanka apparently has no objections, since she’s the one who posted the eye-popping picture with this cheeky one-word caption: “Snack.” TRIPPING HARRY AND LISA CAUGHT SKINNY-DIPPING HARRY HAMLIN, 69, and RHOBH spitfire LISA RINNA, 58, managed to pry 20-year-old daughter AMELIA HAMLIN away from KUWTK reality star boyfriend SCOTT DISICK, 38, for an annual Canadian lake house getaway. But the woodsy vacation…

FRECKLE-faced Bridget Regan is turning over a new leaf — she’s signed on to play villainess Poison Ivy in season three of Batwoman. The California native comes to The CW’s live-action comic book series after simultaneously having recurring roles on Jane the Virgin, Agent Carter and The Last Ship. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 39-year-old performer. 1 She began acting as a child in stage shows at the La Paloma Theatre in Encinitas, Calif., appearing in The Wizard of Oz, Annie, and Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. 2 She graduated from the University of North Carolina’s School of the Arts in the same class as Banshee’s Trieste Kelly Dunn and True Blood’s Anna Camp. 3 She dyed her naturally curly red locks brown and had…

RESTLESS George Clooney’s wanderlust has long-suffering wife Amal in a tizzy and is creating a new marriage crisis, sources claim. The 60-year-old, who won best supporting actor Oscar in 2005’s Syriana, is looking to add to his growing property empire by putting down roots in Portugal — despite his lawyer wife’s objections, sources reveal. Amal, 43, wants a less nomadic lifestyle and is happy to stay put more in the U.S. with their four-year-old twins, Ella and Alexander, say spies, who dish gorgeous George has also been eyeing cushy joints in the south of France to add to sprawling pads he’s already snapped up in England and Italy! “If George had his way he and Amal would divide their time between Italy, France, England, Portugal and America. But to Amal…

BIGGER is better for sexually pleasuring gals, according to a new study that found guys with smaller penises come up short between the sheets. Researchers at King’s College London say they recruited 12 heterosexual couples and had the men don different sized silicone rings around the base of their erections to reduce the depth of penetration during intercourse — and polled the women about their physical responses. The scientists claim a decrease in as little as an inch from the average length of 5.1 inches seemed to impair female sexual satisfaction and theorize a longer penis more fully stimulates the entire vagina and the cervix. They also note among men more naturally blessed from the get-go, the rings were “less likely” to impact their partner’s pleasure.…

KOOKY Kaley Cuoco’s marriage to billionaire heir Karl Cook has gone from Big Bang to Big Bust just months after she gushed over their third wedding anniversary — and now insiders are saying her love life is cursed! “Kaley just can’t seem to find a lasting love,” says a source close to the 35-year-old actress. “Her marriages and relationships never last!” The Flight Attendant cutie — previously married for 21 months to tennis pro Ryan Sweeting — admits her cloud-nine romance with 30-year-old equestrian Karl has plummeted to Earth. “Despite a deep love and respect for one another, we have realized that our current paths have taken us in opposite directions,” the couple revealed in a joint statement. Kaley and Karl went a-courting in 2016 after the actress filed for…

ANOTHER one bites the dust and now another dude is joining The Talk after Elaine Welteroth followed Carrie Ann Inaba out the door! With ratings down a whopping 14 percent, the scandal-scarred CBS show has added American Ninja Warrior host Akbar Gbajabiamila to the panel — along with actor Jerry O’Connell — making the former all-gal gabfest evenly balanced between the sexes! The two guys will kvetch with Sheryl Underwood and Amanda Kloots as the show struggles to rebound from defections and the shocking departure of sassy Sharon Osbourne! “People have been jumping ship from The Talk like it’s the Titanic,” cracks a source close to the troubled production. “It’s become a game of musical chairs there — and it could end soon!” The Talk has been in turmoil since…

COUNTRY stud Tim McGraw credits wife Faith Hill for helping him kick booze! The Live Like You Were Dying singer reveals he turned to Faith after downing a “big shot” of liquor at 8 a.m. “I remember a moment when I was getting out of bed and going to the liquor cabinet and taking a big shot at 8 in the morning and thinking, ‘I have to wake the kids up,’” he recalls. “I went straight to my wife and said, ‘This is where I’m at.’ I was scared. She just grabbed me and hugged me and changed my life.” Tim, 54, quit drinking in 2008 and without Faith’s help, he says: “I’d be dead. Faith saved my life in a lot of ways.” “Men occasionally stumble over the truth,…

CRADLE-robbing 38-year-old Scott Disick just got dumped by his latest babe Amelia Hamlin — just months after she stopped being a teen. Tattlers say the 20-year-old daughter of actor Harry Hamlin and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills beauty Lisa Rinna unloaded the booze-troubled lout, dad of Kourtney Kardashian’s three kids, 11 months after he snapped her up at age 19. The final straw for Amelia reportedly was the trash-talking message he sent to Kourtney’s former beau Younes Bendjima about a photo showing her smooching and straddling current rocker-flame Travis Barker on a boat. “Yo is this chick ok!??? Broo like what is this. In the middle of Italy,” writes Scott, who never had a problem showing public affection with his teen cuties. Scott’s previous galpal was model Sofia Richie, 23,…

TODAY show’s iconic weatherman Willard Scott took a wacky secret to his grave — he started his career playing clowns. The massive 6-foot, 300-pounder, who died at 87 following a brief illness at his Delaplane, Va., farm, once played the famous Bozo the Clown and was also the first Ronald McDonald. He brought his love for clowning to the Today show, where he became an icon from 1980 to 2015 dressing in bizarre costumes. At various times, he forecast the weather posing as Culture Club frontman Boy George and Latina movie star Carmen Miranda, teetering on high heels. During one outdoor event, he kissed a pig. As for the weather, Scott wasn’t a meteorologist and said: “A trained gorilla could do it.” All he needed was the phone number of…

Svelte JENNIFER ANISTON, 52, takes willpower to a superhuman level, admitting she’ll indulge her sweet tooth by eating just one measly chocolate chip or single M&M morsel a day! “Usually, I’m good at that. I can have one M&M, one chip. I know, that’s so annoying.” She knows, okay?! The former Friends star does, however, rely on guzzling down nutritious smoothies, blending up frozen concoctions made with chocolate almond milk, a protein mix, cherries, antioxidants and ice. She also likes adding stuff such as spinach, cinnamon, matcha powder and maybe even a decadent spoonful of almond butter. Yum?…

DEVIOUS TV talking head Joy Behar admits she has lied throughout her 23 seasons on The View, especially whenever she felt her paycheck was on the line! Behar’s barefaced fibs include fake apologies! “Well, I’ve gotten in trouble a few times on the show,” says the 78-year-old blabbermouth. “I’ve had to apologize, which I’m happy to do in order to save mine and everybody else’s job. I don’t care. Even if I don’t mean it, I’ll do it!”…

THE youngest daughter of Robert F. Kennedy has blasted the decision to grant parole to his convicted killer, Sirhan Sirhan! “As my father was taken forever, so too should Mr. Sirhan,” 52-year-old Rory Kennedy says. Sirhan, 77, was recently recommended for release after serving 53 years for gunning down RFK at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles in June 1968 based, in part, on a recommendation by her brother, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., 67. Rory — who was born six months after her father’s assassination — believes Sirhan “has not been willing to accept responsibility for his act and has shown little remorse.” Her brother insists the Palestinian was framed. Joining other relatives who oppose the convicted killer’s release, Rory asked the full parole board and Gov. Gavin Newsom “to…

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BRITISH beauty Jane Seymour plays a woman with dementia in the upcoming film Ruby’s Choice — and she’s terrified she’ll fall victim to the brain-numbing disorder in real life, sources say! Insiders snitch the 70-year-old Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman alum is still shaken after watching a beloved uncle die of Alzheimer’s, and she’s working overtime to keep her mind sharp! “Suffering from Alzheimer’s is a nagging fear for Jane. It’s one reason she refuses to slow down,” spills an insider. “Jane’s done her research and found it’s been proven people who maintain an active lifestyle and stay mentally stimulated are less likely to develop the disease. “She’s been working non-stop and memorizing her lines and everyone else’s too. She’s also reading books aloud to her grandkids and doing puzzles, plus…

ACTRESS Kate Walsh is slipping back into her scrubs — and returning to Grey’s Anatomy as Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery. Her character will appear in the upcoming 18th season of ABC’s long-running medical soap, which stars prickly Ellen Pompeo in the title role. “I’m so excited to be home again,” Kate, 53, says on the show’s official Instagram. Addison was once wed to Dr. Derek “McDreamy” Shepherd, played by former cast member Patrick Dempsey, and starred in the Grey’s spin-off, Private Practice, for six seasons. Dempsey, whose character was killed off after sources said he feuded with Pompeo, returned to the show last year in a dream sequence. Insiders say other popular cast members who have left the drama are expected to do guest spots as the show fights for…

JEFFREY Epstein’s powerful pals are quaking in their boots over bombshell legal moves that will reveal the names of fat cats secretly ensnared in the late pedophile’s twisted trafficking of underage girls! Some of the A-listers already linked to the monster include former President Bill Clinton, Microsoft founder Bill Gates, Prince Andrew and famed attorney Alan Dershowitz, who all insist they knew nothing of Epstein’s crimes or his taste for little girls. However, Andrew and Dershowitz have been accused of sexual assaults by Epstein victims, but they have denied the charges. In an explosive ruling, the Manhattan federal judge in the sex-trafficking case of Epstein’s accused recruiter Ghislaine Maxwell has ordered prosecutors to reveal the “identities of any unnamed co-conspirators” they plan to refer to at her trial. And in…

MICHIGAN parents Beth and Paul Werking have been ordered to pay their 43-year-old son David $30,441, plus $14,500 in attorney’s fees, for tossing his massive collection of porn and sex toys he stored in their basement during a divorce. A THIRD of America’s veggies — and two thirds of the fruits and nuts — are grown in California. DIXIE GREENWELL’S lost pup, Charming, came home to Huntsville, Ala., after a three-year, 300-mile trek thanks to a microchip and a kindly stranger who lured the pooch into her car with corn dogs! EVERY human on Earth produces enough spit to fill two bathtubs each year! ACTOR Charlie Sheen tried to catch the Loch Ness monster by casting a leg of lamb impaled on a gigantic hook into the Scottish lake.…