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SITCOM star Jim Belushi has clobbered wife Jennifer Sloan with divorce papers following 23 years of marriage — their second split in just three years. Jennifer, mom of his daughter Jamison, 22, and son Jared, 19, previously hit the According to Jim star with divorce filings in March 2018. While she cited “irreconcilable differences,” the pair made up and her petition was dismissed. The 67-year-old brother of the late John Belushi wed Sloan in 1998 following his divorce from second wife Marjorie Bransfield. He has a grown son, Robert, with first ex Sandra Davenport.…

LIZZO’S AMERICA IS DRUNK PRANK! Captain America heartthrob CHRIS EVANS is expecting a lil skipper with music queen LIZZO? Appears the Juice hitmaker, 33, is entertaining a bit of pulp fiction and imagining squeezing out a tyke with the hunky action star! Months ago, Lizzo admitted “drunk” flirting with the dreamy 40-year-old leading man via a private message. Now, the singer dropped this zinger — joking she’s knocked up with the Marvel hero’s superspawn! “This is something I’ve been trying to keep really personal and private, just between me and the father of my child, but since we’re airing out all the rumors today, we’re gonna have a little America,” Lizzo trolled on the net. In a flash, Chris responded: “Hi! Just heard about our little bundle of joy my…

SAVVY Jennifer Aniston is unzipping her lips after decades in Hollywood, sources say, and cashing in with a $10 million tell-all memoir! Although her reps deny it, sources say the Friends superstar, 52, has devoted endless hours to outlining the book, which will rip the lid off her broken marriage to Brad Pitt, her contempt for man-eating love rival Angelina Jolie and the dysfunctional relationship with mom Nancy Dow.…

STILL sultry Susan Sarandon has given up on love — sort of. “In terms of a romantic relationship, I don’t know,” says the Thelma & Louise vixen, 74. “That window may have closed, but I’m forever hopeful — but not desperate.” She’d like a “travel companion” and she’s not picky. “I don’t care if it’s a man or a woman. I’m open to all age, all color,” Susan adds. “I’m interested in someone who wants to be adventuresome.”…

MONSTER Melissa Doss kept an autistic kid caged in her filthy, flea-infested Florida home and outrageously claimed the twisted torture was for the girl’s safety, officials charge. Shortly before 42-year-old Doss was busted, Melbourne cops responded to a call about an “unknown child” wandering the neighborhood. Police say they learned the nonverbal girl lived with Doss, who refused to allow them inside her house. According to an arrest report, after officers gained access to the garbage-strewn hovel, which reeked of urine and feces, they found a wood and metal cage containing a pillow and blanket. They say the heartless hag — who is not the child’s mother — admitted locking the kid up at night to keep her from running away. Doss was hit with child neglect and abuse charges and…

SECRET bride Bo Derek is looking to start a family with new hubby John Corbett — at the ripe old age of 65, spies say! Sex and the City hunk Corbett, 60, spilled last week how the two made their 20-year relationship legal last year, and sources snitch to GLOBE the 10 beauty — who celebrates her golden-ager birthday milestone in November — is seriously looking at the adoption option! “A big part of the reason that they finally got married after all these years is because they’ve decided they do want to start a family, and Bo thinks it’s best to have things clearly defined before doing that,” murmurs a mole. “Obviously they aren’t going to go the traditional route — she’s way past that age — but she…

SITCOM star Markie Post carried a nasty secret to the grave — she hated her bullying Night Court co-star Harry Anderson! Publicly, the 70-year-old beauty, who died following a brutal battle with cancer on Aug. 7, said she was “devastated” when Harry, 65, was killed by a stroke in 2018 — but sources insist that wasn’t the whole truth. “Markie had the grace to say nice things when Harry passed, but that doesn’t mask the hurt she carried with her to the end from his behavior on the set,” says a source. “He was mean and bullying.” While Harry played lovable judge Harry T. Stone on the comedy from 1984 to 1992, he became a demanding diva and “tyrant” during the sitcom’s later years. The lanky star shouted at writers…

TIGER WOODS’ lawyers are after former mistress Rachel Uchitel — who helped blow the lid off the married cad’s cheating — for breaking her non-disclosure agreement (NDA). Now 46, the hottie outed the golf swinger and triggered his divorce from wife Elin Nordegren in 2010. Shortly after, Rachel signed an $8 million NDA with Woods, promising to keep her trap shut about their affair. But the former nightclub hostess broke her silence by blabbing on the recent HBO documentary Tiger. She’s since filed for bankruptcy, claiming she blew the $2 million she got from Woods, and continues to yap about their relationship and her tarred reputation. “I’m not an idiot, I’m not a hooker, I’m not a prostitute,” she insists.…

SPIDER-MAN baddie Jake Gyllenhaal is a real stinker. The 40-year-old hunk, who played super villain Mysterio, is the latest Tinseltown star to confess a dislike for soap and H2O. While he admits to keeping his breath sweet, “I do also think that there’s a whole world of not bathing that is also really helpful for skin maintenance, and we naturally clean ourselves,” he insists. Recently, Ashton Kutcher and wife Mila Kunis also confessed to avoiding baths for days on end.…

Here’s the latest buzz! Law & Order: Organized Crime buster CHRISTOPHER MELONI claims, “I catch flies with my ass cheeks, like a Venus flytrap!” The studly 60-year-old, who’s revived his role as Elliot Stabler — MARISKA HARGITAY’s longtime SVU partner — brands himself “The Butt That Broke the Internet” and loves boasting about his buns of steel. But not everyone is impressed. One cheeky fan quips, “I have no doubt Chris Meloni is a menace to flies, far and wide with those butt cheeks.” However, Meloni shrugs off the cracks, insisting his beautiful booty is the result of very hard work at the gym and deserves all the praise. Says Chris, “Who am I to argue with it?”…

WHO AM I? Answer the clues and place the initials to each answer into the appropriately numbered square to find our mystery celebrity. $100 PRIZE 9 & 1 South African statesman who wrote Long Walk to Freedom 5 & 2 English broadcaster and naturalist who is regarded as wildlife documentary royalty 8 & 4 Fantasy series set in the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros with the warring Stark and Lannister dynasties, Game __ 7 & 6 Wife of Gomez, and mother of Pugsley and Wednesday 3 Singer, songwriter, guitarist and actor inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame in 2016, Randy __ MOVIE WATCH Orlando Bloom has appeared in all the movies below. See if you can unscramble them. 1. BLAZE NOT WHITE ________________________________ 2. TETHER MEEKEST USHER __________________________ 3.…

FALLEN comic Kathy Griffin is gutting it out with non-narcotic painkillers after having half a lung removed — because she fears “those devil pills” more than her cancer diagnosis! “Hello Tylenol, my new best friend!” the 60-year-old recovering addict posted, adding she tried to take her life in June 2020 by overdosing on prescription meds. Kathy’s career went on life support in 2017 after posting a photo of what looked like a severed Donald Trump head.…

VALIANT Val Kilmer still struggles every day with his grueling recovery from throat cancer, his concerned kids admit. The Batman Forever hunk, 61, can barely speak — even five years after he confirmed his diagnosis — and daughter Mercedes and son Jack say he is “still recovering.” “The recovery process is just as grueling as the actual disease,” says Mercedes, 29. Jack, 26, had to provide his dad’s voice in the new Amazon documentary about the Top Gun star because of the ravages of the “extensive radiation and chemotherapy” on his throat. “It’s difficult to talk and be understood,” says Val, who denied for years the talk about his health crisis that swirled in Hollywood. He has confessed having cancer mellowed him out: “I was too serious!”…

HERE’S some grape news! Women who drink a glass of white wine every day are 20 percent less likely to experience early menopause than gals who abstain, researchers say. After analyzing data from more than 100,000 women over 20 years, scientists at University of Massachusetts Amherst say a moderate amount of white wine — defined as one to one-and-a-half glasses daily — seemed to affect the timing of menopause. They also note red wine produced a 10 percent drop in early onset cases, while beer and spirits had no effect at all. Menopause typically occurs around age 51 and is marked by a drop in the hormones estrogen and progesterone. But experts warn early menopause can significantly increase women’s risk of future heart disease and weakened bones.…

KOBE Bryant’s widow, Vanessa, has settled a lawsuit with her mother, Sofia Laine — after publicly slamming the family matriarch as a greedy money-grubber! Laine sued Kobe’s estate in December, claiming the late L.A. Lakers star had promised to support her for life but Vanessa kicked her out of the house the hoops legend allegedly bought for her. Laine also stated she’d worked as a nanny for the couple’s children and was owed $200,000. Vanessa, 39, blasted back in an Instagram post, accusing her mother of trying “to extort a financial windfall from our family.” She said she’d been voluntarily supporting her mother, who “demanded $5 million, a house and a Mercedes SUV.” Vanessa asked a judge to dismiss the lawsuit in March. Terms of the new settlement were not…

BROODING Brit Kit Harington admits a “traumatic” battle with the bottle and the blues left him considering suicide! The former Game of Thrones hunk, 34, says he “went through some pretty horrible stuff” that “did include alcohol” after wrapping his role as Jon Snow on the HBO series. He dishes, “I went through periods of real depression where I wanted to do all sorts of things” — including taking his own life! But Kit — who in 2018 married GOT co-star Rose Leslie, 34, mom of his six-month-old son — claims he’s now sober, “happy” and “content,” more than two years after a stint in rehab. “I will say about my addictions that I kept them very, very quiet, and I was incredibly secretive and incredibly locked up with them,”…

SCREEN siren Nicole Kidman isn’t shy about stripping down to shoot gritty, revealing sex scenes — but the leggy babe keeps the intimate details from her jealous hubby, Keith Urban. “He’s got his own career that he’s completely absorbed in,” says the 54-year-old beauty. “He doesn’t know much about what I’m really doing.” And it’s a good thing because the mom of his daughters, Sunday Rose, 13, and Faith Margaret, 10, doesn’t back off from revealing and kinky sex in her roles. While wed to first hubby Tom Cruise from 1990 to 2001, she got down to the nitty-gritty in Billy Bathgate and Eyes Wide Shut. She’s continued peeling for violent, twisted sex scenes since getting hitched to country singer Keith, 53. Nicole says she doesn’t tell Keith about her…

SITCOM queen Julie Bowen helped save a hiker who’d passed out and broken her nose in Utah’s Arches National Park. New Jersey resident Minnie John says she fainted, falling face-first on a rock and breaking her glasses and schnozz when she stopped to rest on a trail while her son and hubby forged ahead. When she regained consciousness, Minnie groggily recognized the Modern Family star’s voice — but thought she was watching the show on TV. Julie and her sister, Dr. Annie Luetkemeyer, gave Minnie electrolytes, cleaned her up and posed for a picture after helping her to safety.…

Former jailbird AMANDA KNOX, 34, and husband CHRISTOPHER ROBINSON are expecting their first baby. Just weeks ago, she revealed the pair’s first attempt ended in miscarriage. Amanda wrote the memoir Waiting to Be Heard, about being wrongfully convicted and later exonerated in Italy of her roommate’s 2007 murder. It’s summer love for Black Summer star JAIME KING, 42. She’s head over heels for app creator SENNETT DEVERMONT, 33. “I love you,” she posts, alongside a pic with her new paramour. Last year, the actress filed to divorce her husband of 13 years, director KYLE NEWMAN, with whom she shares two young sons. No fairy-tale ending for Bachelorette alums J.P. ROSENBAUM, 44, and ASHLEY HEBERT, 36. J.P. filed to divorce his reality star wife nine months after the pair separated. Hitched…

SHAMED social media bully Chrissy Teigen says she’s been in therapy twice a week and may now attend a third session, since backlash over her nasty trolling hasn’t gone away despite a groveling apology. The former Sports Illustrated bathing suit model and wife of singer John Legend has become a Hollywood pariah since her scandalous 2011 binge of tormenting people online became public. Her nasty messages included urging then 16-year-old Courtney Stodden, who’d wed a much older actor, to kill herself, and making fashion guru Michael Costello suicidal, he claims.…

SINCE landing his breakout role in HBO’s Girls, Adam Driver has played a brooding antihero in the Star Wars film franchise and raged through the divorce drama of Marriage Story — and now he’s carrying a tune in the quirky movie musical Annette, alongside French actress Marion Cotillard. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 37-year-old actor. 1 During his high school years in Indiana, he sold vacuum cleaners as a door-to-door salesman. 2 After seeing 1999’s Fight Club as a teen, he started a real-life version, and claims he and pals would meet at a “big grassy field in the middle of the night and beat the s**t out of” one another. 3 After the 9/11 attacks, he enlisted in the U.S. Marine Corps. 4 He was…

AWKWARD exes Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are set to face off in a prickly powwow, insiders dish! Although the cheesy duo split in March after a four-year romance, they still need to discuss their shared business ventures, sources squeal. “When they broke up, they agreed to reassess a bunch of their investments after everything settled down — and there’s only so much they can delegate to the money people,” spills an insider. “Meeting up is the last thing J.Lo wants to do, but Alex has no intention of cutting contact if he can help it.” As GLOBE previously reported, sources say Jenny from the Block, 52, dumped A-Rod, 46, after a series of clashes over his roving eye. She landed back in the arms of former fiancé Ben Affleck,…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 It’s your week to shine, Ram. All you touch will turn to gold, laying a strong financial foundation for the rest of the year. Midweek, get ready for love under the Cancer moon — someone wearing pastels could be your soul mate. But don’t believe what you hear about a health cure. It is quackery at best. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 This is old friends’ week. You’ll touch base with pals you thought had dropped out of your life forever. Enjoy the reunions. Feet hurting? Head to the shoe store under the weekend Leo moon to find what you need to end the pain. Luck links to a fellow Gemini Sunday — it could lead to cash winnings. LEO July 23 -…

SUPER rich heiress Doris Duke is accused of murdering her home decorator — by repeatedly running him over with her tank-like car — 28 years after her own death! Cops in wealthy Newport, R.I., have reopened the “accident” case following new bombshell eyewitness evidence from former 13-year-old paperboy Bob Walker, now 68, that the socialite intentionally crushed Eduardo Tirella to death with her 4,000-pound station wagon on Oct. 7, 1966. Walker kept silent more than 50 years fearing the tobacco heiress, who was worth $1.3 billion when she died at 80 following a stroke in 1993, would have him killed. At the time of the tragedy, Duke, once known as “the richest girl in the world,” claimed the designer got out of her Dodge Polara station wagon to open the…

THE Playboy Mansion is haunted — by female ghosts, of course! Hugh Hefner’s livein galpals Holly Madison, 41, and Bridget Marquardt, 47, reveal they saw sexy spirits floating around the 29-room joint when they bounced around with the notorious lecher — who died at age 91 in 2017 — on his famous round bed in the early 2000s. Holly says she was toning up her 36-25-36 bod in the gym when a gal with a blond ponytail dressed in a pink workout top and black pants “walked toward where the weights were, which were around the corner from where I was standing. So I was, like, okay weird.” After finishing her workout, “I go around the corner and she’s not there,” she recalls. Holly had been facing the door and…

COURAGEOUS sitcom beauty Christina Applegate reveals she has crippling multiple sclerosis, but the gutsy gal bravely vows she’ll keep fighting for a normal life. In a bombshell social media post, the 49-year-old blonde, who rocketed to fame as teen sexpot Kelly Bundy in the classic Married with Children sitcom from 1987 to 1997, confessed, “Hi friends. A few months ago I was diagnosed with MS. It’s been a strange journey. But I have been so supported by people that I know who also have this condition. “It’s been a tough road. But as we all know, the road keeps going. Unless some a****** blocks it.” The autoimmune disease attacks the central nervous system and disrupts the flow of information within the brain, and between the brain and body. While treatable,…

AW, NUTS! Health officials closed Kiva Beach on Lake Tahoe’s south shore after the local chipmunk colony was found to be carrying bubonic plague! PRESIDENT James “Little Jemmy” Madison stood 5-foot-4 and weighed only 100 pounds! But he did big things and is acclaimed as The Father of the U.S. Constitution. THE Sugar Mediterranean Bistro in Stockton, Calif., has solved its staffing shortage by buying a robot to deliver food to customers’ tables. SOUTH Florida is being invaded by penis snakes — blind, legless amphibians native to South America! The critters — named for their resemblance to the human anatomy — have been found in Miami canals. ACTRESS Penélope Cruz hoards coat hangers and has more than 500 non-metal variations in her collection!…