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HOW CHEEKY Real Housewives of Miami alum LARSA PIPPEN displays her ample assets in Fort Lauderdale YOU CAN DO IT So much for the glamorous life! Former beauty queen OLIVIA CULPO wrestles with recycling outside her L.A. office WHAT A MASKHOLE! Transformers train-wreck SHIA LaBEOUF ditches his face covering for a phone call in an L.A. market DYE HARD Musician PETE WENTZ has his blond locks tied up in a tiny man bun — but his roots reveal his true hair color THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! AB-TASTIC! Bachelorette KAITLYN BRISTOWE shows off her toned tummy outside the Dancing with the Stars studio OH, LARDY Shirtless SEAN PENN hits the beach in Hawaii — and looks like a bloated blob!…

RINGO STARR’S childhood bout with appendicitis at age six caused him to fall into a coma and spend a year in the hospital to recover, recalls the former Beatle. According to writer Bob Spitz’s The Beatles: A Biography, that wasn’t Ringo’s only health scare. The book reveals the 80-year-old musician says he contracted tuberculosis five years later and spent two years in a sanitarium, where he discovered drums as part of the hospital band. “That’s where I really started playing,” Ringo admits.…

PRINCE HARRY and renegade wife Meghan dissed his dad, Prince Charles, with a surprising public snub! According to eagle-eyed royal watchers, the couple failed to publicly wish Charles a happy birthday when he turned 72 on Nov. 15! Queen Elizabeth and Prince William and his wife, Kate, all sent birthday wishes to the future king on social media. But Harry and Meghan took a pass — even though the Duke of Sussex, 36, popped up on the British TV show Strictly Come Dancing that night to wish a pal good luck! Although it’s possible the rogue royals reached out to Charles privately, fans had other thoughts! “Surprising since they do everything else publicly to stay in the news,” one person wrote.…

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RAGING residents and lawmen are furiously hunting the cowardly poacher who butchered a rare white moose — considered a sacred “spirit” animal by the native Canadian people. The remains of two moose cows, one white and one brown, were found in a wooded patch near Timmins in northern Ontario. The white critters, who are not albinos but have the color due to a recessive gene, are considered spirit animals, along with white buffaloes, ravens and grizzly bears by the native people and are illegal to hunt. Now cruel poacher is one being hunted “Everybody is outraged and sad. Why would you shoot it? No one needs one that bad,” says Chief Murray Ray of nearby Flying Post First Nation. “If you have a license to shoot a cow moose, you…

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JENNIFER LOPEZ kicked booty when a federal judge dismissed a $40 million lawsuit brought by a former stripper, who claims she inspired the hit movie Hustlers! Samantha Barbash claims she’s the real-life role model for 51-year-old J.Lo’s pole-dancing swindler, Ramona Vega, and insisted the movie ruined her rep by implying she did drugs around her kids! But the judge tossed the case because Barbash’s “name, portrait, picture, or voice” wasn’t used in the film.…

New vaccine zaps herpes + A GENETICALLY altered form of the herpes simplex virus proved more successful against infection than a potential vaccine in preclinical trials, say scientists. Called R2, the new vaccine appeared to protect against the virus that causes cold sores, but also showed promise in fighting the strain responsible for genital herpes, according to U.S. university researchers. They explain the jab was tweaked to prevent the contagious virus from taking refuge in the nervous system and evading the body’s immune response. Cold water fights dementia +SWIMMING in cold water may protect the brain and help ward off dementia and other degenerative diseases, new research suggests Scientists from Cambridge University say people who frequented London’s Parliament Hill Lido — an unheated, openair pool — had high levels of…

I CONIC TV newsgal Barbara Walters was sharp as a tack when she grilled the world’s biggest leaders, but ravaging dementia has now tragically turned the 91-year-old into a prisoner in her own bed, say sources. “Her friends suspect her health plunged three years ago when she stopped posting on social media,” spills an insider. “Now everyone is fearing the worst — that the end is near.” Barbara retired from ABC’s The View in 2014 and now can’t recall her glory years as a groundbreaking TV journalist, who questioned political kingpins like Cuba’s Fidel Castro, Britain’s Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and Russian strongman Vladimir Putin, spies dish. “She can’t seem to remember the great stories she broke or the people she worked with, not even Whoopi Goldberg from her days…

A NUCLEAR-sized catfight has exploded in tyrannical North Korea, where dictator Kim Jong-un’s baby sister and his pop star lover are battling to claw their way to be top gal. While sister Kim Yo-jong, 32, seemed to be running the nation after Kim, 36, vanished and was rumored dead in the spring, he’s popped back up with old galpal Hyon Song-wol, 43, on his arm — with his current wife nowhere to be seen. Sexy Moranbong band singer Hyon, whose Hermit Kingdom hits include Excellent Horse-Like Lady and She Is a Discharged Soldier, has been hanging on Korea’s Rocketman at public events these past few months. Although the dictator is married to Ri Sol-ju, Hyon took the role of greeting dignitaries at an Oct. 10 military parade, while cheerleader-pretty Yo…

• No sex with Jackson - ever! • Inseminated like a horse! • Mysterious sperm donors! THRILLER star Michael Jackson’s baby mama Debbie Rowe reveals getting pregnant was no thrill — she was artificially “impregnated” like a horse! Debbie met ex-hubby Michael when she was working for his dermatologist. She insists the couple never had sex and a sperm donor fathered the pop star’s two kids she carried in her womb. “I went to the ‘office,’ which is what we called the medical clinic,” says Debbie, who now owns a horse ranch in Palmdale, Calif. “They impregnated me. It’s just like I impregnate my mares for breeding. It was very technical. “Just like I stick the sperm up my horse, this is what they did to me. I was his…

FORMER soap stud Cody Longo was socked with a domestic abuse charge following a jealous, booze-fueled attack on his dancer wife, say cops. The 32-year-old hunk, who played Nicholas Alamain on Days of Our Lives from 2011 to 2012, returned to his Clarksville, Tenn., home drunk and spewing charges Stephanie Clark, his wife of five years, was cheating, according to lawmen. “Longo arrived back at his home intoxicated and accused his wife of being unfaithful,” says a police report. Stephanie told officers the accusation was unfounded, but the actor “shoved her in the face with his forearm.” She claimed that her neck and jaw were hurting, but officers didn’t report she had any bruises or marks. Lawmen hauled off Longo and charged him with domestic violence. He was released on $2,500 bail.…

MEREDITH BAXTER felt booby-trapped by her “enormous breasts” — and confesses she welcomed breast-reduction surgery after getting cancer! The Family Ties star, now 73, reveals her former 42-inch bust was “the plague of my life.” “People go, ‘Oh, to have someone wanting you, lusting after you,’” she says about fending off lewd comments by TV execs. “That’s not lust, that’s aggression!”…

AGING Hillary Clinton has tragically packed on nearly 100 pounds since she vanished from the spotlight four years ago and is struggling to breathe and walk, worried insiders tell GLOBE! Now a medical expert is warning the 73-year-old is facing a health crisis as she crushes the scales at a staggering 247 pounds. After examining photos of the five-foot-five former first lady and Democratic presidential candidate, nutrition expert Dr. Stuart Fischer insists Hillary’s hefty 97-pound weight gain is “beyond dangerous.” “People with this much abdominal fat are at serious risk of heart disease, stroke, multiple cancers and, right now, it makes her a prime target for COVID-19,” warns Fischer, an internist and author of The Park Avenue Diet. He also believes she’s making her previous medical problems worse! Former President…

SOUTHERN Charm belle Madison LeCroy has been flashing a pic of her newest charms — a set of bigger boobs. The 31-year-old reality star showed off her new pokey pals in a social media post wearing a low-cut crop top with a caption that declares she’s “blooming.” The chest-challenged mom of son Hudson, 7, previously posted photos of her on the operating table, saying: “If life gives you lemons … Dr. O’Neil can turn them to melons. “Thanks to his excellent team for making this momma feel like herself again.”…

WHILE many people spend coronavirus lockdown watching TV and chugging beer, Sean LaRochelle used the time off to build a replica of Disneyland’s Matterhorn roller coaster ride in the backyard! Shortly after the Mickey Mouse theme park closed down, the Disney fan and graduate architecture student at Clemson University spent four months — ending in July — laying 400 feet of track for the theme park ride in the yard of his parents’ Napa, Calif., home where he, his wife and their three kids were quarantining. “I went up to my dad and I was like, ‘I think we’re going to build a roller coaster in the backyard.’ And he’s like, ‘Oh yeah, that’s fine. No worries.’ “I don’t think he realized how big it was going to be.” Sean,…

TWERPY sex fiend Keith Raniere — the head of the NXIVM cult — recently got 120 years behind bars for sex trafficking and other sleazy deeds — but there’s still a big problem. A bunch of his dopey followers — and others like them — are still out there ready to be snapped up by some other pervy guru. Two documentaries — The Vow on HBO and Seduced on STARZ — show clips of the five-foot-six twit speaking — and guess what? Not only isn’t he inspirational or original, but most of his chatter is just old hat common sense or ridiculous gobbledygook. That means his followers — who act like his every word is golden — are hearing fantasies they want to hear, not truth. Ironically, many of these…

PISTOL-packing Elvis Presley was so gaga over guns, he’d even take a firearm to bed with him, claims a relative. The King’s cousin Billy Smith and wife Jo lived at Graceland, and she says the singer made sure he had a gun nearby at night. “He always kept one on his nightstand,” recalls Jo, who says Elvis would jokingly reach for the weapon if a conversation didn’t go his way. She laughingly adds, “[We’d say] oh maybe you are right!”…

SONGBIRD Celine Dion has turned into a frightening bag of bones, leaving friends worried she’s headed for a catastrophic health crisis, sources say. Now down to a gaunt 96 pounds, the five-foot-seven star is driving herself to the brink of collapse with a diet and exercise plan to prepare for the relaunch of her hit world tour, spies claim. “There’s a real concern she’s pushing herself into the danger zone,” frets an insider. “She never did know when to stop.” The 52-year-old singer’s Courage World Tour is set to resume in Paris on March 19 after being put on hold for a year due to the pandemic. She’s determined to be at her best for her fans. But sources say she starves herself in her drive for perfection — and…

DISGRACED Prince Andrew has been kicked from the royal family and now Prince Charles plans to boot his sister Princess Anne from his “inner circle” once he becomes king, palace spies tell GLOBE! While the 70-year-old princess has carried her share of official engagements, Charles, 72, plans to “shrink” the monarchy after his mom, Queen Elizabeth, 94, passes, says royal expert Richard Fitzwilliams. “The phrase ‘slimmed-down royal family’ constantly keeps coming up,” says the expert. “The royal family will evolve with Charles coming to the throne. “As far as the inner core, I think it’s perfectly clear that it’s going to be Charles and Camilla, and then William and Kate and their children and eventual spouses.” The Prince of Wales’ kid brother Andrew, 60, has already been kicked to the…

SOMETHING fishy is afoot in North Korea — dolphins are being trained to take out enemy scuba teams and achieve other military objectives! New satellite images indicate the Hermit Kingdom’s navy is prepping dolphins for war! In the images, animal pens can be seen floating in murky waters between a shipyard and a coal loading dock with warships nearby, according to intelligence analysts. The dolphins appear to be bred at another base further up the river, the analysts say. North Korea’s military marine mammal project dates back to at least 2015 and is likely part of the widespread modernization of the navy under Kim Jong-un. The U.S. Navy pioneered the use of dolphins and sea lions to spot underwater mines and locate enemy swimmers. Russia uses beluga whales to perform similar…

LARA SPENCER The former GMA anchor is seriously stunning in a bright pink single sleeve mini LAURA VELTZ The music composer’s edgy attempt to stand out from the crowd hits a sour note LAUREN AKINS The wife of Thomas Rhett looks ready for the prom in a ho-hum spaghetti strap number LAUREN ALAINA The Getting Over Him songbird’s glittering gown highlights her hefty hips CAYLEE HAMMACK The Forged in the Fire singer’s flirty frock clashes with her vibrant tresses…

THE troubled toyboy hubby of jailed Tiger King star Joe Exotic, real name Joe Maldonado-Passage, was tossed into a Texas clink on a DUI charge. Travis County lawmen say Dillon Passage, 25, who wedded the 57-year-old con in 2017, was pulled over at 3 a.m., “failed his field sobriety test and was handcuffed and taken to jail” on Nov. 15. He was also charged with resisting arrest. He was held on $3,000 bond. A Netflix documentary series detailed Joe’s romance with Dillon and his controversial large private zoo of tigers and other wild critters. The zoo was closed after a series of scandals. Joe’s now serving 22 years for a murder-for-hire plot against animal activist Carole Baskin, who worked to shut him down. He insists he was framed.…

SUNNY weatherman Al Roker has a secret weapon in his stormy battle to recovery from prostate cancer surgery — the love and support of his wife, Deborah Roberts. The 66-year-old Today forecaster’s wife, Deborah, 60, mom of his kids Leila, 22, and Nicholas, 18, is “keeping him happy and positive, doting on him day and night,” says a spy. “Plus, they talk about everything and make medical decisions together so there’s no fear or anxiety entering their world.”…

TAKING a stab at acupuncture may help people with back pain walk and bend more easily, a recent medical trial suggests. Electroacupuncture, which uses a small electric current passed between thin needles inserted into the body, was tested on subjects experiencing chronic low back pain during a trial performed by researchers from the Stanford University School of Medicine. The technique differs from traditional manual acupuncture, which does not use electricity, and some proponents believe it has pain-killing potential. After 12 daily 45-minute electroacupuncture sessions, the Stanford scientists compared patients’ pre- and post-treatment pain levels via questionnaires and found the technique did not seem to lessen participants’ physical discomfort. However, it did appear to provide a small but measurable reduction in disability compared to the “sham,” or placebo, group. Those who…

ALL-STAR Derek Jeter was a huge hit with the ladies during his New York Yankees career — and he just returned the favor by hiring the first female general manager in the history of Major League Baseball! Kim Ng, 52, landed the prestigious gig after Jeter, who now owns the Miami Marlins, launched a worldwide search. “When I got into this business, it seemed unlikely that a woman would lead a Major League Baseball team, but I am dogged in pursuit of my goals,” says Ng, who is also the first Asian-American to run a MLB front office. She spent three decades in MLB, with the Chicago White Sox, Yankees and L.A. Dodgers. Kim says: “My goal is now to bring championship baseball to Miami.” Play ball!…