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CAITLYN JENNER’s son Brandon reveals his then dad Bruce all but disappeared from his life after his father wed third wife Kris Jenner! Brandon, now 38, who’s mom was Bruce’s second wife, Linda Thompson, writes: “I didn’t see my father more than half a dozen times between the ages eight and 25,” in the book To Me, He Was Just Dad, about the kids of celebrities. “Sadly the infrequent exchanges felt more like staged photo opportunities than real bonding,” he says of picture sessions, many of them for holiday cards. He also notes that the former Olympic decathlon champ was a cheapskate who once bought him a $250 bike, but “made me promise I’d pay him back for it.” Noting that they’re closer since Bruce/Caitlyn’s sex change, Brandon believes “we…

NASCAR driver Kyle Larson crashed his career by uttering a racial slur during the livestreaming of a virtual race! With regular events canceled because of the coronavirus pandemic, Kyle’s headset seemed to go on the blink during an iRacing competition on April 12 and he said: “You can’t hear me?” and then added the N-word. Shortly after, stock car circuit bigwigs suspended him indefinitely, and he was booted from his Chip Ganassi Racing team without pay. The 27-year-old driver later apologized, saying: “I wasn’t raised that way, and it’s just an awful thing to say.”…

NOW that he and wife Meghan have moved to Malibu, royal rebel Prince Harry is shelling out bucks to learn how to be an authentic California beach bum! In his desire to be a surfer dude, the adventure-seeking Duke of Sussex has been leaning on locals to recommend experts in water sports like surfing, jet skiing and wakeboarding. “He’s always been supersporty, so this is a no-brainer, and Harry’s really excited,” blabs an insider. “One of the big attractions about L.A. — and Malibu, in particular — is hitting the beach and getting involved in water sports. “Naturally he’ll have the best training money can buy, and he’s hoping it helps add some definition and muscle mass, too.” The 35-year-old has always been a jock. He was a passionate rugby…

WEED-loving wild child Willow Smith says she’s cut back on puffing pot — and that she now sees the world more clearly! “When I stopped smoking, it was a really big eye-opener,” explains the 19-year-old daughter of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith. “I know this sounds cheesy, but around the time I stopped smoking, I started doing a lot of yoga, and I just excelled because I was putting all of my energy into that. I wasn’t doing anything else,” recalls the Whip My Hair singer, who claims she’s been marijuana-free for three months “I was like, ‘Wow … What have I been missing?’”…

All grown up Harry Potter star RUPERT GRINT, 31, a.k.a. Ron Rupert Weasley & Georgia in the flick franchise, and actress girlfriend GEORGIA GROOME, 28, are expecting their first baby. Freshly divorced WENDY WILLIAMS, 55, dropped the price of her five-bedroom New Jersey marital mansion to $1,575,000. She paid $2,100,000 for the suburban home in 2008. Also unloading land in New Jersey, rocker JON BON JOVI has put his 15-acre riverfront estate on the market for $20 million. Temptation Island’s MORGAN LOLAR and EVAN SMITH canceled their engagement and split. Singer DRAKE, 33, has been collecting pricey designer Hermès Birkin bags — for a future dream wife who has yet to materialize! NEIL PATRICK HARRIS’ breakout TV series, Doogie Howser, M.D., is getting a gender-switch reboot. Called Doogie Kealoha, M.D.,…

DEMI MOORE has launched a “family book club” with ex Bruce Willis and their three daughters while in quarantine! The couple — who were wed from 1987 to 2000 — are self-isolating with Rumer, 31, Scout, 28, and Tallulah, 26. Ghost star Demi, 57, posted a snap showing the group cozying up together while engrossed in individual copies of a self-help book called How to Rule the World from Your Couch! “Family book club … How to Rule the World from Your Couch — quarantine edition,” Demi captioned the pic. Joining Demi, Die Hard star Bruce, 65, and their girls were Tallulah’s boyfriend, Dillon Buss, and Scout’s squeeze, Jake Miller. The Striptease star also shared a photo of the group wearing the same green-and-white striped pajamas with the caption, “Family…

ROSIE O’DONNELL won’t ever return to The View — because of co-host Whoopi Goldberg! “Whoopi really didn’t like me,” Rosie, 58, told Howard Stern about her 2015 exit from the chatfest. “When people say, ‘Well, what happened?’ I say, ‘Go back and watch them.’ Watch the way it went down, and I don’t need to say anything. “I knew I had to leave. I was like ‘I gotta get out of here. I’m not fighting with Whoopi Goldberg.’”…

KITCHEN hottie Padma Lakshmi posted an Instagram video of herself cooking at home in a skimpy top and got steamed over boobs who bashed her for not wearing a bra! The Top Chef host has been sharing favorite recipes while cooped up indoors and clapped back at trolls who criticized her clothing choices. “I got some comments last time that it was immoral for me to not wear a bra in my own kitchen during the quarantine,” says the 49-year-old model. “So those people should be happy to note that I’m wearing two today,” adds the brunette beauty, whose ample assets appeared to have plenty of support as she prepared a lasagna in a follow-up clip. “But seriously,” she gripes, “let’s not police women’s bodies in 2020, OK?”…

THE category is — Alex Trebek’s secrets! The ailing Jeopardy! host has penned a revealing tell-all in time for his 80th birthday in July. He spills the beans on everything from why he shaved his mustache to regaining the will to live while battling stage 4 pancreatic cancer. “I want people to know a little more about the person they have been cheering on for the past year,” wrote Trebek in The Answer Is …: Reflections on My Life.…

JUST-MARRIED Bindi Irwin has now turned matchmaker — she’s hunting for a man for her widowed mom, Terri! Bindi, daughter of famed Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, who died in 2006 after being attacked by a stingray, recently tied the knot with longtime love Chandler Powell. “Bindi would love nothing more than to see Terri find a nice guy and settle down,” dishes an insider. “She’s been dropping hints for years, but now she’s decided to take the bull by the horns. “She’s been discreetly asking around and looking for decent candidates who can take her mom out to dinner and get her back into the dating whirl again.” Bindi, 21, who wed 23-year-old American Chandler, a pro wakeboarder, at the Australian Zoo where they both now work, is desperate for…

LOVESTRUCK Pierce Brosnan is still head over heels for wife Keely Shaye Smith, and the longtime couple have been enjoying a sizzling second honeymoon in Hawaii! “Their getaway has been sheer bliss,” dishes an insider. “They’re taking long walks on the beach, doing couples yoga and meditation, swimming in the ocean, paddleboarding and snorkeling. “They’ll be married 19 years in August, and have been together 26 years, but you would think they’re newly weds by the way they act. “You’ll still catch them giving each other long, heated, lingering looks over a candlelit dinner, or anywhere else for that matter!” The twosome’s together time at the shore had nostalgic significance because they met on a beach in Mexico on April 8, 1994. Pierce, 66, took to Instagram to praise his…

MOVIE he-man Jason Statham was caught risking the safety of his two-year-old son, Jack, by transporting the tot on a minibike — WITH-OUT helmets — a flagrant violation of California’s traffic laws, says an expert. Photos show the gravelvoiced Fast & Furious hunk straddling a yellow motorized minibike, with the adorable hoodie-wearing Jack sitting between the actor’s legs and clutching the handlebar for dear life on the street in front of their Hollywood home on April 13. Private eye Paul Huebl says the 52-year-old, who played the macho limo driver in the Transporter epics, might expect an investigation and charges from the state’s Children and Family Services for the risky incident. “If he’s riding in the street and his kid doesn’t have a helmet, it’s technically a violation, and it…

QUEEN CHRISSY’S LUXE LOCKDOWN! Beverly Hills–style lockdowns are a breeze for stinking-rich CHRISSY TEIGEN — she has a household of servants to cater to her and singer husband JOHN LEGEND’s every whim. The 34-year-old supermodel’s current live-in staff includes nannies for daughter Luna, 4, and son Miles, 23 months, a house manager, maids and several other underlings. “That’s why whenever I get asked like, ‘How are you doing?’ I’m like, I can’t say anything but ‘Great’ because we have so much help,” boasts the fortunate beauty. “We have really wonderful people around us who are helping our world still go round … and [give us] that break where someone else can take your child in the pool,” she confesses. “I give an incredible amount of thanks to the people that…

POTTY-MOUTHED Amy Schumer has changed her baby boy’s name after realizing it sounded like “genital”! The 38-year-old funny lady and hubby Chris Fischer welcomed their first child in May 2019. They named him Gene Attell Fischer — after Amy’s close pal and Trainwreck co-star Dave Attell. But on a recent podcast, she explains: “Do you guys know that Gene, our baby’s name is officially changed? It’s now Gene David Fischer. “It was Gene Attell Fischer, but we realized that we, by accident, named our son ‘Genital.’ “My mom pointed that out to me: ‘Amy’s called her son ‘Genital.’ And she was right!’” After discussing the goof, the new parents decided to use Attell’s first name, which is Amy’s dad’s middle name. “So, two stones,” she adds.…

A BEVERLY Hills mansion that late musician Prince turned into a purple palace is on the market for a staggering $30 million! The When Doves Cry singer rented the 18,000-square-foot estate from then Utah Jazz player Carlos Boozer in 2004 for $95,000 a month. The NBAer was reportedly furious that Prince — who died in 2016 — changed the weight room into a disco with a DJ booth and converted a couple of bedrooms into a hair salon and massage parlor.…

VITAMIN D — known as the “sunshine” vitamin — may also be a tumor-taming gladiator! New Michigan State University research finds it may extend the life spans of cancer patients. Our bodies naturally transform the sun’s rays into vitamin D and we can up our intake by eating fish, eggs, mushrooms or an over-the-counter supplement. After studying data from nearly 80,000 patients, the university scientists found if taken for at least three years, vitamin D increases the longevity of cancer patients. “Vitamin D had a significant effect on lowering the risk of death among those with cancer,” says lead study author Tarek Haykal, an internal medicine resident physician at the university. Although more research is needed, there’s ample evidence for doctors, especially oncologists, to prescribe vitamin D, Haykal adds.…

THE outrageous menu at a new Chinese restaurant in Texas was revamped after critics ripped into its “over-the-top offensive” dish and drink descriptions! Prominent Dallas restaurateur Phil Romano raised eyebrows when he opened Sum Dang Good Chinese at the upscale Trinity Groves eating and shopping center, both for its name and menu details. For example, the cocktail listing was accompanied by the phrase, “Confucius say ‘Bottoms up,’” and the desserts were heralded with “Who doesn’t love a happy ending?” — seemingly a reference to sexual services offered at massage parlors. Local chef Reyna Duong was one of many who expressed outrage. “Phil Romano, grow the f**k up and ACT like a professional business person with some sense and human decency,” she fumed on Twitter. Romano initially said of his critics,…

PRUDISH Disney censors working on a rerelease of the hit Splash just went overboard by covering up movie mermaid Daryl Hannah’s cute butt with fake computerized hair! The recent cover-up by the prissy stuffed shirts changed the 1984 flick’s PG rating to PG-13 for the Disney+ family streaming service. But some fans are outraged over the butt-banning in the flick about a mermaid (Hannah) who saves a boy from drowning and then falls in love with the guy — Tom Hanks — when they’re both grown. “This is ridiculous,” says a fan. “The nudity wasn’t sexual or offensive. These censors are nitwits.”…

EVEN after surgery to save her eye after a freak accident, Today co-anchor Savannah Guthrie’s sight is fading and she needs to go under the knife again. Docs repaired the 48-year-old newsgal’s torn retina four months ago, but she says the fix was just temporary and her vision “certainly isn’t where it was, and I think it’s getting worse. I have to have a couple of follow-up surgeries.” The “expected” extra ops have had to be postponed due to the coronavirus pandemic. The morning co-host suffered the retina tear when her three-year-old son, Charley, accidentally smacked her eye with his toy train. “Eventually, I’ll be able to schedule those surgeries, and I’m hopeful there’ll be a big improvement,” she says. “I don’t think my eye will ever be the way…

RYAN SEACREST is one of the busiest men in entertainment! The longtime American Idol host also helms the ABC daytime talker Live alongside Kelly Ripa and has served as producer for numerous shows, including Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Shades of Blue. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 45-year-old TV titan. 1 Ryan’s middle name is John. 2 During his childhood, he wanted to be like CHiPs highway patrolman Frank Poncherello, who was played by actor Erik Estrada. “I watched CHiPs and wanted so much to be on the California freeways,” he admits. 3 He was an uncredited extra in the 1995 thriller Crimson Tide. 4 In 2000, Seacrest played a game show host in an episode of Beverly Hills, 90210. 5 Former American Idol judge…

A CALLOUS killer bragged about being paid $5,000 to gun down a pregnant Chicago teen — and even fanned himself with the blood money in an outrageous Facebook video, cops charge. Last year, Treja Kelley, 18, bravely spoke out at a murder trial and fingered Deonte Davis, 30, in the killing of her 17-year-old cousin. Following Davis’ conviction, Cook County prosecutors say a bounty was put on her head, and in September the young mom-to-be was shot dead — not far from the scene of her relative’s murder. Shortly afterward, Kavarian Rogers, 22, boasted to fellow scumbags he’d gotten $5,000 for “nailing a girl who testified against somebody,” according to court documents. Rogers even posted videos on social media showing off his expensive new shoes and waving a fistful of $100…

AN ILLINOIS mayor ordered police to crack down on social gatherings after the state’s governor issued a stay-at-home order — and then learned his own wife was hauled in by cops for illegally partying at a local bar! Brant Walker, mayor of Alton, requested residents heed Gov. J.B. Pritzker’s decree and lay low to ride out the coronavirus crisis. But some hard-drinking folks refused, and police were sent to bust up a crowd carousing unlawfully at a local tavern. Hours later, Walker revealed his wife, Shannon, was one of the revelers! Walker says he instructed officials to treat his spouse — whom he slammed as having a “stunning lack of judgment” — like any other citizen who’d violated the order. Police Chief Jason Simmons says a criminal complaint of reckless…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 Don’t neglect long-distance friends, Ram! Keep in touch by phone or email — you’ll learn something to your advantage! Romance sizzles under the Scorpio full moon, and your closest relationship grows stronger as you tackle a small home crisis. Happily, there’s an easy solution suggested by a neighbor. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 You’re feeling hemmed in but your imagination isn’t, Twin! Now is the time to plan for your future, remedying past mistakes and mending old relationships! Venus inspires creativity, making it a good time to begin a small home business! Single? You could meet someone special in an online forum. LEO July 23 - Aug. 23 Warning! Don’t click on an email promising a cash windfall for filling in a simple…

HOLY rock ‘n’ roller! Michael Jackson’s troubled daughter, Paris, is playing Jesus in an upcoming indie flick. The 22-year-old, who attempted suicide as a teen following her superstar dad’s 2009 overdose death, appears in actress Bella Thorne’s flick Habit, about a girl with a Jesus obsession who escapes violent drug dealers by posing as a nun. While filming has wrapped, the movie has no release date yet. Paris, who is focusing on her musical roots, has also had roles in MTV’s horror series Scream and the 2018 flick Gringo.…

A HARD-as-nails turkey crashed through the windshield of a truck on a Minnesota highway — and miraculously walked away after the driver and a cop lifted it out of the passenger seat! Driver Dante Wiskow says the bird launched itself in the air and busted through the window of his vehicle. “It wasn’t a normal-sized turkey,” says Wiskow, who estimates the giant gobbler was about 35 pounds. Wiskow pulled over, and a passing patrol officer helped him oust the feathered fowl from the cab of his truck. “After removing the bird, the turkey went back into a wooded area like nothing happened,” says a police spokesperson.…

INCORRIGIBLE cougar Kate Beckinsale has sunk her claws into yet another boytoy — a baby-faced musician who’s 24 years her junior! The Underworld beauty, 46, was caught walking hand in hand in L.A. with Canadian singer Goody Grace, who’s 22 — just one year older than Kate’s daughter, Lily Sheen! The boy-crazy British bombshell, who was coupled up with actor Michael Sheen from 1995 to 2003, had previously romanced Saturday Night Live star Pete Davidson, then 26, comedian Matt Rife, then 21, and British TV personality Jack Whitehall, then 30. Goody and Kate were first spotted together in January when they left a pre-Grammys party together, and she’s been leaving cutesy comments on his Instagram posts.…

A JUDGE in Florida has ordered lawyers appearing in online hearings because of coronavirus restrictions to dress as they would in court. Broward County Circuit Judge Dennis Bailey writes that he saw a male lawyer “shirtless and one female attorney … still in bed, still under the covers.” POLICE in Missouri are trying to find the owner of some slithery property left behind at a gas station — a pet snake! Kirksville cops called to the pumps determined the serpent was not a native species and had either been abandoned or had escaped. THE owners of a 1978 nuclear bunker in Las Vegas have put it on sale — for $18 million! The 15,000-square-foot luxury hideaway comes with a pool, spa, waterfall, trees and a barbecue, among many other perks. All furniture…