Globe September 19, 2016

WALK THIS AWAY Kooky rock legend STEVEN TYLER tried putting his best foot forward — complete with nail polish on his freaky toe — but gets a thumbs-down from us! GRAPE EXPECTATIONS ALICIA SILVERSTONE looks a little clueless at a Studio City, Calif., farmers’ market. Psst, they’re a fruit. FOREVER WRONG Aw, ROD STEWART recently acknowledged the good ol’ days, when he had the same terrible fashion sense but significantly less work done on his face! TURKEY TROT Massive “90210” star JENNIE GARTH was recently spotted coming out of an L.A. Macy’s — either shopping or auditioning to be a Thanksgiving parade float! CHU CHUNKY CAT! Beefy ELTON JOHN gets in his licks while chowing down in Italy. He sure ain’t no tiny dancer! BALD AIN’T BEAUTIFUL Someone remind balding…

JUST five years after saying goodbye to “The Oprah Winfrey Show,” the talk legend is itchin’ to return to TV — and is losing weight for her big comeback! “Oprah is hell-bent on resurrecting a new version of her TV interview show,” a source says. As the undisputed queen of daytime, Oprah, 62, became one of the richest women in the world thanks to her ratingschampion show. Now she’s set on hosting and producing an even bigger, better version of her original program, which ran from 1986 to 2011. She’s reportedly ready to spend a staggering $500 million on a relaunch. The Weight Watchers pitch gal has even peeled off 15 pounds, which she confesses lets her “straddle” boyfriend Stedman Graham “without breaking his back.” “Oprah has been shaping up…

GLOBE G WORLD EXCLUSIVE! JUST months after her 90th birthday, Cloris Leachman is becoming increasingly dependent on a wheelchair — shocking friends who worry the brave actress is running out of time! “Cloris is a shadow of her former self,” says a source. “She’s become very thin and frail. She always tries to keep a smile on her face but it must be hard sometimes.” While the “Young Frankenstein” actress signed autographs for fans as she was wheeled into LAX airport recently, friends fear the end is near. “She used to use a metal walker,” says a source. “But now, Cloris virtually never leaves her wheelchair.” Despite her fading strength and health, the feisty actress, who starred on TV’s legendary “Mary Tyler Moore Show” and her spinoff “Phyllis,” has continued…

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE CUNNING love rat Robert Wagner must be arrested immediately and charged with the horrifying murder of his movie queen wife Natalie Wood! That’s the explosive conclusion of several top investigators as TWO new witnesses — questioned as part of a fresh law enforcement probe — have implicated the “Hart to Hart” hunk in Natalie’s sinister Nov. 29, 1981, death in the waters off California’s Catalina Island. In a blockbuster world exclusive, GLOBE has learned Atlanta-based Cold Case Investigative Research Institute (CCIRI) has been secretly probing the enduring Hollywood mystery for the past six months. CCIRI, a cooperative of 600 forensic professionals and 2,000 expert volunteers, tackles America’s most baffling unsolved mysteries, including the 1996 assassination of Tupac Shakur and Natalee Holloway’s disappearance in Aruba. The crime-busters “are…

TINY TOT Prince George is a giant brat! The spoiled rotten, 3-year-old royal keeps everyone at Prince William and Duchess Kate’s Sandringham, England, estate dancing to his tune, insiders tell GLOBE. “He slams doors, he takes things from fellow children and adults alike! Honestly, he’s a nightmare,” one royal snitch spills, revealing that George has been dubbed “The Bruiser.” Buckingham Palace sources say George is just like Prince William, who was nicknamed Basher in nursery school and ran roughshod over the royals as a tyke. Young William pushed an alarm bell at Balmoral Castle which brought Scottish police and frequently flushed his socks down the toilet. Prince Charles even warned pals little Wills “can be very destructive.” But Daddy William tries to downplay his own minityrant’s behavior, calling the loud…

FED-UP Tom Hanks and wife Rita Wilson have put their California homes on the block as they get ready for a shocking $355 million divorce war. Two-time Oscar winner Tom, 60, is gearing up to battle his estranged wife, 59, for the couple’s massive fortune — which includes off-loading two of their three L.A. homes, sources say. Famed celebrity divorce lawyer Raoul Felder says showbiz couples planning a divorce commonly sell off their properties before the split becomes public. “Couples try to avoid selling their property during the divorce because it drives the price down and they’d have to sell at a bargain basement price!” he explains. “And the buyers know it. “If they sell the property now, they could make more money just on the cachet of it being…