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PRINCE Andrew’s scandal-tarred ex, Sarah Ferguson, is as unsinkable as Molly Brown, boasting that as she approaches 60 she’s still “sexy, sassy and super saucy.” The Duchess of York, whose birthday is Oct. 15, also insists she and the prince are “examples of good parenting” with daughters, Beatrice, 30, and Eugenie, 29. One thing’s for certain, Fergie was saucy in her youth! She and Andy split after lensmen snapped Texas fat cat John Bryan sucking her toes! But these days, Andy’s the one in hot water. He’s been linked to an underage sex ring U.S. lawmen say was run by convicted American pervert Jeffrey Epstein. Sources say Andy’s mother, Queen Elizabeth, is threatening him with exile despite his denials.…

VINDICTIVE vixen Angelina Jolie has been playing her movie role as evil sorceress Maleficent off-screen in her divorce war with Brad Pitt — one of the ugliest splits in Hollywood history — with a new outrageous demand. The 44-year-old hellcat now wants the French château and winery Miraval the couple originally agreed to share as an investment. “They did have a gentleman’s agreement that they’d share it, since it’s a lucrative business enterprise, but when Angie returned to the property, she realized how much she loves it — and how much it would drive Brad crazy if she took it from him,” tattles an insider. Brad, 55, runs the winery with renowned winemaker Marc Perrin and has restored many of the buildings and old structures that house it. “It’s a…

CAGEY Tinsley Mortimer denied dating Billy Bush — but her own mother squealed about the socialite’s fling with the former Access Hollywood host! When Watch What Happens Live’s Andy Cohen grilled Tinsley, 43, about her history with 47-year-old Billy, the Real Housewives of New York City star insisted, “We are just friends.” But when Cohen quizzed her loose-lipped mom, Dale Mercer — who was guest-bartending during the show — she dished: “She did have two dates with him.”…

CONCERNED cops in tiny Loretto, Tenn., are begging local addicts not to flush methamphetamine down the toilet — to avoid creating drug-addicted alligators! A department spokesperson says mind-altering water has been detected downstream from the mini-city’s treatment facilities and that it can “create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in north Alabama. “They’ve had enough methed-up animals the past few weeks without our help. So, if you need to dispose of your drugs, just give us a call.”…

WOMEN with low levels of a beneficial vaginal bacteria appear to have a greater risk of developing ovarian cancer, according to experts from University College London. They say reduced levels of the strain lactobacilli were also found among women with a gene called BRCA1 — which raises their risk of the deadly disease up to 42 times! Lactobacilli is considered a good bacteria because it helps maintain the vagina’s acidic pH level, which stops harmful bugs from duplicating. The researchers hope their work could lead to advances in diagnosis and treatment by analyzing microbiome levels “down there.” UCLH’s Dr. Adam Rosenthal — who was not involved in the research — says, “This study raises the tantalizing possibility that something as simple as a tablet placed in the vagina could prevent…

GOOFBALL Goop founder Gwyneth Paltrow has a new groupie: Princess Martha Louise of Norway, who’s crowned the lifestyle queen as her new bestie! The recently divorced 47-year-old royal hailed the “inspiring” actress, 46, for her “wisdom, strength and clear vision,” after insiders say Martha’s new boyfriend — self-proclaimed “spiritual guide” Durek Verrett — introduced the women in the Hamptons. Durek, who calls himself a “global ambassador of love” and works with rich and famous folks from around the globe, has described Gwyn as his “soul sister” and offered his advice for getting rid of negative energy on Goop’s website. He and former client Martha — the only daughter and elder child of King Harald and Queen Sonja — went public with their relationship in May. And Durek says of Gwyn…

FACED with eviction from George Michael’s $6.2 million home after being cut out of the rocker’s will, ex-lover Fadi Fawaz went ballistic and trashed the London luxury pad, insiders say. The 46-year-old hairdresser, who’s been squatting in the home since Michael died at 53 in December 2016, smashed at least nine balcony door panes and three fan lights — and then claimed he was remodeling, witnesses say. “There was glass flying everywhere. He went absolutely berserk,” says a neighbor. Says a worker: “He just started going crazy and smashing up the place. It was scary.” But Fadi insists he was “renovating.” “I was changing things around,” he claims. “I can ask when it’ll be done and let you know. It’s all right, it is all in hand.” Fadi was the…

STRESSED-OUT former Cosby kid Raven-Symoné is gobbling food for comfort, leaving a medical expert estimating she’s packed on a lot of extra weight and friends fearing she’ll eat herself to death. Concerned pals say the 33-year-old star of Disney Channel’s Raven’s Home “is under a lot of stress now that she’s the face of her own show.” “It’s led her to eating compulsively,” snitches an insider. “She’s so large, she has to get new clothes every month, and most of what she wears is shapeless, as if that’s going to hide anything. “So she’s been eating triple portions of everything to make herself feel better. We’re talking Mexican food, Italian, Thai, you name it. She’s a sucker for dessert, and one slice of cake turns into three. She’s devouring thousands…

FORMER America’s Got Talent judge HEIDI KLUM, 46, and boyfriend musician TOM KAULITZ, 29, legally married. It’s the third marriage for the German-born supermodel mom of four, and the second marriage for her young groom. After going public at the 2019 ACM Awards, country singer COLE SWINDELL, 36, and his pro wrestler galpal BARBIE BLANK, 32, have split after a three-month romance. Blind Melon’s baby bee HEATHER DeLOACH is buzzing over her new daughter, OLIVIA, with hubby MATTHEW GREINER. Disney star CAMERON BOYCE’s family revealed the 20-year-old Descendants actor suffered from epilepsy and his death was due to a seizure. Loser LINDSAY LOHAN is returning to TV — in Australia — as a judge on the weird FOX competition show The Masked Singer. PAUL McCARTNEY, 77, ended his Freshen Up…

A PERVY Florida man caused a kinky crime wave when he stole dozens of backyard swimming pool floats — and then claimed he was having sex with the inflatable toys to douse his craving to rape real live gals, according to police. Christopher Monnin, 35, shocked Palm Bay, Fla., officers with his bizarre admission after they nabbed the debauched dude riding his bike with a plastic bag full of his potential bedmates (deflated, of course). At first the cops thought they had just a common thief on their hands until Monnin fessed up to being a flotation device deviant, say police. Lawmen seeking the puffed-toy perpetrator say they have received 13 theft reports of the floats so far this year. Some of the marks say they were hit multiple times…

SEX-swapper Caitlyn Jenner’s bid to be a hottie has hit a snag — she’s growing hair on her new boobs! The 69-year-old, who previously was Olympic decathlon champ Bruce Jenner, tells pals that hormone treatments have caused whiskers to sprout on her nipples. “She’s mortified and has been adjusting her dosages like crazy,” squeals an insider. “Caitlyn has spent so long getting her body just how she wants it. “But when uncontrollable things like this get thrown into the mix, she freaks out!” The hormone therapy has given the dad of six kids with three ex-wives “a knockout figure, but it’s also given her hair in a lot of unwanted places,” notes the tattletale. “She can get it waxed off but it’s just another annoying thing — not to mention…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 Monday has you feeling like a kid again, ready to enjoy summer fun, relaxing by the lake or pool. But when the sun meets Jupiter, you’re forced to focus on more serious pursuits. Work becomes your top priority until Friday, when romance is starred and singles party with someone oh-so-sexy! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Just because someone’s your elder doesn’t mean they have all the answers, and this is proven true when Venus meets Neptune. Follow your instincts to success in both love and finance — and ignore theirs! The urge to travel strikes after Thursday. The cosmos guides Twins to great getaway deals! LEO July 23 - Aug. 23 Considering a permanent cosmetic change, a tattoo or a drastic haircut? Don’t,…

CHAT show star Wendy Williams is battling a bizarre condition that bloats her arms and legs to an enormous size! The gabfest queen, 54, who’s battled booze, drugs and a thyroid problem, reveals she has lymphedema, a disease that swells the limbs. She is treating her stricken limbs with a special machine at home. Posting a photo of her and the gadget, which has gargantuan arm and leg sleeves, she writes: “Just Wendy with lymphedema machine. 45min every day.” The troubled talker took a hiatus from her show in December after her Graves’ thyroid condition caused her to “pass out” in October.…

SLEAZEBAG R. Kelly has been indicted in New York on racketeering and other charges, according to court documents. The R&B hitmaker — who’s been dogged by sex abuse allegations for years — is accused of sexually exploiting at least five girls and women between January 1999 and now in several states. The victims were required to call him “Daddy,” perform forced labor and were not allowed to leave their rooms or eat without permission, the indictment says. The I Believe I Can Fly singer was named as the head of a criminal enterprise whose purposes “were to promote R. Kelly’s music and the R. Kelly brand and to recruit women and girls to engage in illegal sexual activity with Kelly,” according to the documents. He insists he’s innocent. If life…

A LOT of people are “flipping out” as Disney preps a reboot of The Little Mermaid — with R&B singer Halle Bailey tapped to reprise the role of Ariel. But who can forget when DARYL HANNAH melted Tom Hanks’ heart as a sweet and beautiful sea creature, Madison, in the 1984 fantasy rom-com Splash? A host of A-list actresses — including Michelle Pfeiffer, Melanie Griffith, Diane Lane, Kathleen Turner and Sharon Stone — had turned down the role before it was offered to Daryl. Turns out the blond bombshell really made some waves!…

FLORIDA residents are being urged to kill green iguanas whenever they see one on their property. While the state’s Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission wants the invasive reptile wiped out, the law mandates the critters can only die “humane” deaths — and carcasses can’t be tossed in lakes, on the road or in trash cans. A DOPE at a Milledgeville, Ga., Dairy Queen thought a customer ordering a cake featuring Disney heroine Moana was asking for a marijuana-themed treat — and presented 25-year-old Kensil Davis with a pony smoking a joint while standing next to a pot leaf. High-ho! SOUTH Carolina trappers James Sargent and Chris Boone saved a gator with a soccer ball stuck in its jaws. But the Myrtle Beach rescue was rough. The beast dragged Sargent into…

MOVIE pirate Johnny Depp has found another cannonball to fire in his nasty legal war against ex Amber Heard! A woman claiming to be Amber’s friend insists she didn’t see any “signs of physical abuse or injury” after the shapely Aquaman beauty charged she was attacked by Depp. Lauren Divenere says she was with Amber during the days after the leggy blonde accused the Pirates of the Caribbean star of abuse on May 21, 2016. “I worked with Amber, retrieved packages for her, rode elevators with her, and saw her up close and in person,” Lauren said in legal documents. “On none of those days immediately following the abuse claims did I observe any signs of physical abuse or injury, including redness, swelling, cuts, bruising, or damage of any kind. “I…

KIM HAUNTED BY BROTHER’S SUICIDE It’s sadness and the city for grief-stricken KIM CATTRALL, who’s still mourning the loss of her younger brother, CHRISTOPHER. “There is a well of sadness in me. I am different now and I will never be the same,” the Sex and the City siren says. Her beloved killed himself in February 2018 at age 55, and she became so overwhelmed with heartache, she logged thousands of miles — on foot — to clear her head and numb the pain. “No one can prepare you,” Kim says. “He was suffering from depression but depression is a curious thing and it can be impossible to detect if someone does not want you to know. When you lose someone to suicide there is always the question, ‘If I…

SHE’S the moll with the mostest! Comedy star Melissa McCarthy joins Tiffany Haddish and Elisabeth Moss onscreen this summer in The Kitchen, a comedy-drama with the trio playing gangsters’ wives who take over their imprisoned husbands’ NYC rackets. Here are ten things you don’t know about the Oscar-nominated funnylady. 1 She’s been buddies with shoe designer Brian Atwood since the pair were in high school. 2 She studied clothing and textiles at Southern Illinois University before dropping out. 3 She started her career in stand-up comedy but quit after eight months because she got fed up with crude hecklers. 4 Her first TV appearance was in an episode of the NBC sitcom Jenny, opposite her cousin Jenny McCarthy. 5 She landed her big break as Sookie St. James on The…

JUDGE has decided that incorrigibly unfaithful Spanish crooner Julio Iglesias is the father of a man he conceived during a seventies fling with bombshell ballerina Maria Edite Santos. The Latin lothario, who boasts he’s bedded 3,000 gals, has for decades shamefully denied he was the real dad of the leggy dancer’s child. But Valencia Judge Jose Miguel Bort Ruiz put an end to the womanizing weasel’s dodging and decided that Javier Sanchez-Santos, 43, is Julio’s kid — and now the bed-hopping hitmaker faces a pricey paternity suit! The decision comes after Julio arrogantly refused to hand over DNA, griping: “I would not have time to sing if I had to take a paternity test every time a girl says I got her pregnant.” Though Santos’ legal team says they obtained…

IN A gruesome case that has horrified a tiny Texas town, cops discovered that a 57-year-old man had been eaten by his own dogs! Concerned family members contacted officials on May 6 when Freddie Mack, a reclusive loner, hadn’t been seen or heard from since April 19. “During the course of our investigation, it was found that Freddie suffered from serious medical conditions, so we will never know if the dogs killed Mr. Mack or consumed him after he died,” says Johnson County Sheriff Adam King. When deputies searched Mack’s three-acre property in Venus, all they found was more than a dozen aggressive dogs — and no sign of their owner! Desperate deputies made multiple trips to the hermit’s compound and even flew a drone over it, but they still…