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LEZBE WIDE FRIENDS! JANE FONDA kissed a girl and they BOTH liked it! The actress puckers up and plants some xxx’s on MILEY CYRUS’ midsection DOUBLE WIDE Some women get shorter with age, but former blonde bombshell GOLDIE HAWN is going horizontal! OINK OINK! Sideline swine MARK WAHLBERG stuffs his face with a cup of juicy pineapple while cheering at his son’s soccer game RED DEVIL DAVID BECKHAM celebrates his celebrity soccer match in Bhaktapur, Nepal, by painting his face and wearing a flower necklace. Scary! J GO LO! No butts about it! Cheeky JENNIFER LOPEZ still turns fans upside down at her concerts! TWISTED SISTER JENNIFER LAWRENCE pulls a silly putty face while promoting the “Hunger Games” flicks in Paris…

VICTIMS FILE SUIT! AS HE prepares for court battles — accused of drugging and raping dozens of women — outcast Bill Cosby has become a virtual recluse in his massive Massachusetts compound. “He’s like a scared rat,” says one neighbor living near the disgraced comic’s 21-acre estate in Shelburne Falls. “It’s hard to believe he was once a loved comic and TV star, but now it’s like he’s living in shame for what those women say he did. “Maybe it’s best he stays behind those walls.” When Cosby needs some java from Shelburne Falls Coffee Roasters, he sends staffers to fetch it. But they’re forbidden to speak to anyone. His only companion is wife of 52 years Camille, who has stuck by him. He gets occasional visits from his four…

PRESIDENT John F. Kennedy was assassinated on the order of ruthless Richard Nixon, who later masterminded the theft of JFK’s brain from a secret FBI vault to cover the murderers’ trail! Nixon used rogue CIA agents and professional hitmen, loyal to him, to plot and help carry out the chilling execution of his rival JFK, who he believed stole the White House by rigging the vote in the 1960 presidential election, a political insider reveals. Now the evil plot is finally unraveling — more than 50 years later — as an imprisoned hitman confesses he was the mysterious “second gunman” in Dallas who executed America’s Commander-in-Chief. James Files, 72, who is serving time in Illinois for trying to kill two cops, claims he “fired one shot and one shot only”…

LEGENDARY soap star Susan Lucci has met her biggest foe: cerebral palsy. The TV icon’s 7-year-old grandson, Brendan, has the neurological disorder — and she’s fighting for him in true Erica Kane fashion! The “All My Children” diva, 68, vows, “I won’t spare any expense to make sure my grandson has as normal a life as possible,” a friend tells GLOBE. Cerebral palsy affects muscle and movement. Susan’s daughter, actress Liza Huber, saw the signs early. “When Brendan was 10 months old and he couldn’t sit up on his own, I had to start kind of thinking about it,” Liza says. “At 19 months he couldn’t stand up. There was just no being in denial anymore.” Brendan, who was born nine weeks premature to “Passions” actress Liza and her hubby…

ONE of television’s most hated moms is making a surprising comeback after getting booted — along with her last show — because of an ugly child molestation scandal. Mama June Shannon from TLC’s “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” is part of WETv’s “Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars,” premiering Friday, Dec. 4. She hopes to fix her relationship with Honey Boo Boo’s dad, Mike Sugar Bear Thompson. “I feel like he had cheated for quite some time,” says June, explaining her trainwreck relationship with Sugar Bear. “I needed some answers.” But viewers are STILL asking questions about June’s bizarre hookup with child molester Mark McDaniel, an old flflame she took back after dumping Sugar Bear in September 2014. Viewers were stunned Mama June allowed Mark around her four daughters — particularly…

MONSTER mom Casey Anthony beat the rap for murdering her adorable 2-yearold daughter Caylee, but a private eye charges she brutally drowned the girl with her bare hands — just so she could become a reality show star! Dominic Casey, an investigator hired by the Anthony family to find Caylee after she vanished on June 16, 2008, reveals what he calls the party girl mom’s motive murder in a stunning new book, “Privilege Waived — Part II: Caylee Marie Anthony.” The investigator charges “America’s most hated woman” planned her daughter’s death for months before drowning Caylee in her family’s backyard aboveground pool. Her twisted motive was a desperate dream to a star on the TV reality show “Survivor,” says the private eye. The starstruck vixen described her TV plans in…

DIANA’s longtime lover James Hewitt rocked the Palace after being caught selling eight intimate letters from the lovesick Princess — but the handwritten notes are just the tip of the iceberg, sources tell GLOBE! Incredibly, the cashstrapped love rat has at least 60 MORE explosive messages from Diana — trapped in a loveless marriage to Prince Charles — that threaten the very stability of the royal family, insiders reveal. While the items currently on the market are “innocent schoolgirl love notes,” a source insists the letters Hewitt held back “read like a bodiceripping romance novel” and were sent to the red-haired British Army tank commander while he was serving in the Gulf War in 1991. The source insists these notes contain jaw-dropping revelations that include: Diana’s admission that ginger-haired son…

IT’S official: MEL BROOKS is the Cheapest Man in Hollywood! With a net worth of $85 million, you’d think the 89-year-old would finally start spending a few bucks. But insiders say the “Young Frankenstein” tightwad will take anything that’s not nailed down on a movie set — and buys his clothes in thrift shops! When he goes out to eat, he’s a waiter’s worst nightmare — sending food back repeatedly in hopes of getting a free meal. And, like many seniors struggling on a budget, the “Blazing Saddles” mastermind pockets packets of sugar off tables so he doesn’t have to buy it! Mel’s bestie, CARL REINER (far right), leaves restaurants AFTER Mel so he can plunk down extra dough to cover Mel’s terrible tips! When fed-up Carl finally called Mel…

TRAGIC Delta Burke is trapped in a wheelchair after battling obesity and mental illness! The two-time Emmy nominee, 59, was recently spotted with her actor husband, Gerald McRaney, wheeling herself up to an airline counter at Los Angeles International Airport and looking happier and much slimmer than she has in the past. Still, the former “Designing Women” brunette is plagued by physical problems. “Delta’s never fully recovered from a nasty fall she took on the set of her TV pilot, ‘Counter Culture,’ in 2012,” says a source close to the actress. “Her accident led to Delta’s comeback series being scrapped — and she hasn’t worked much since.” Delta is honest about the dry spell, saying that there is “no work on the horizon,” but adding, “Everything is fine, I’m just…

This Oscar-winning actress is part of a Hollywood dynasty. Her father, brother, niece and son all joined the acting business. But she doesn’t just dazzle on the big screen; she’s also an activist and a fitness guru. Still stumped? Check page 51 for the answer! WIN $75 TIC TAC TRUE PLUS! FIRST 3 RUNNERS-UP GET $25 EACH PLAY TIME 1. In checkers, each player has 12 pieces. 2. The game of bocce uses wickets and bats. 3. A cesta is used to catch the ball in jai-alai. 4. A bingo winner must have six tiles in a row. 5. The game of Scrabble uses wooden tiles to spell words. 6. In chess, the queen can move in any direction. 7. Baccarat is a card game. 8. A baseball field must…

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GUTSY Gaven Toney is schoolboy football sensation — tackling long odds and opponents even though his missing part of his arms and legs! But the seventh grader more than makes up for his missing body parts with a whole lot of heart, grit and determination. Despite by his handicap, the 12-year-old plays the grueling position of defensive tackle for Stetson Middle School, located near Philadelphia. Using special shoes on the field, Gaven is like any other pigskin player in action, taking plenty of hits while making big plays to help his team. A fan of the Philadelphia Eagles, Gaven takes his cues from star running backs DeMarco Murray and Ryan Mathews. The youngster has tried other sports in the past, but this is his first crack at football. His mom,…

BRADLEY Cooper listens closely to his mom — and here’s the proof! The 40-year-old “American Sniper” hunk — voted one of the “Sexiest Men Alive” — still lives with his mother, Gloria, and he takes her along on dates! “She’s the reason he hasn’t found Ms. Right yet,” says a source. “His mother vets all his women! “She and Bradley have an incredibly close bond. She is his rock and he listens to all her advice. “When push comes to shove, he will definitely choose his mom over any girlfriend! “But now all Bradley has left is a long list of broken romances.” Mother and son moved in together after Bradley’s father, Charles, 71, died of cancer in 2011. “Don’t get me wrong. It’s not without complications,” Bradley says. “It’s…

A TRAGIC actress turned into a 44-pound bedridden bag of bones by a killer eating disorder has made a miraculous comeback after breakthrough medical treatment and grueling physical therapy! Anorexia-ravaged Rachael Farrokh, who was so frail she could barely speak just six months ago, is now able to walk for 15 minutes every day — the first steps she’s taken in nearly a decade. And the San Clemente, Calif., woman has finally hobbled away from death’s door thanks to specialized treatment in Portugal funded by $200,000 in donations that poured in after her plight was highlighted on a YouTube video. “I actually have a chance to live,” says grateful 5-foot-7 Rachael, who still endures agony as she fights to regain her lost weight and strength. Her life turned around at…

A SPOILED , selfish junkie gunned down his parents and dumped their bodies in the woods as part of a coldblooded “perfect plan” to live a life of luxury with his girlfriend, police say. But would-be mastermind Kyle Navin, 27, left behind a trail of text messages and damning physical evidence that exposed his savage murder plot, say investigators. The chilling texts reveal Navin despised his father Jeffrey, calling him “a piece of crap” and “an infection.” In an exchange with girlfriend Jennifer Valiante, Navin says he’d like to “wipe out the infection and get money for life” and adds “it’s the perfect plan.” Navin also texted Valiante they could have “hundreds of thousands to buy my truck and you a new car and enjoy life taking vacations, having fun…

LOVESICK Tom cruise has set his sights on troubled mom Jennifer Garner — and if her on-and-off marriage to wayward Ben Affleck finally falls apart the “Mission: impossible” star is ready to pounce, say sources. Tom, 53, has been crushing on “Alias” beauty Jen for at least a decade, Hollywood insiders tell GLOBE. “As far as Tom’s concerned she’s the perfect woman,” reveals a close pal. “She’s sexy, she’s fit, she’s incredibly smart and talented.” But Tom will have to be patient. As GLOBE revealed in early November, Jen is giving bad boy Ben, 43, a second chance after calling off their divorce. Their 10-year marriage exploded this summer after Ben was accused of having an affair with the nanny to the couple’s three kids. A top relationship expert warned…

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Donald Trump is vowing to save Christmas! The Republican presidential front-runner, fed up with political correctness, promises: ‘If I become President, we’re all going to be saying, ‘Merry Christmas’ again. That I can tell you.” The Donald’s comments came as the business mogul blasted coffee giant Starbucks for using plain red holiday cups, which are without images of snowflakes, winter scenes or Christmas ornaments for the first time in years. “Trump is finally saying what’s on a lot of people’s minds,” says one insider. “In a ridiculous effort to not offend anybody, we’ve taken Christ out of Christmas. now people have to say ‘Season’s greetings’ or ‘Happy holidays.’ This is just plain silly. Donald wants to get back to saying ‘Merry Christmas,’ and so do millions of others. “Over the…

WIN $100 Tell us why these pix DON’T exactly match and win... There are three differences between these photos. If you spot them correctly — and your entry is the first chosen at random — GLOBE will send you $100. Simply identify the three differences between the photographs in a letter or postcard and send it to us at the address listed in the official rules on page 47. DID YOU GUESS? The Hollywood legend on page 47 is Jane Fonda, star of such classics as “On Golden Pond,” which also starred her father, Henry. Her brother, Peter, niece, Bridget and son, Troy Garity are all actors. How did you do? GLOBE WINNERS RETIRED saleswoman Cathie Sierzega is thrilled at her latest deal — being the winner of GLOBE’s $250…