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A LOATHSOME Nazi’s burial in Arlington National Cemetery — where President John F. Kennedy and the nation’s brave war heroes are laid to rest — is a tragic betrayal of America, outraged critics charge! A GLOBE investigation shockingly discovered Willis A. Carto, one of America’s most vocal Nazi sympathizers, lies in Grave 321 of Section 76 — in the same hallowed ground reserved for U.S. veterans who sacrificed their lives to battle Adolf Hitler and his Nazi henchmen. Furious Rabbi Marvin Hier, founder of the Simon Wiesenthal Center, calls Carto’s burial in Arlington a “national disgrace.” “For a person who supported a man responsible for the greatest mass murder in the history of mankind to be buried in the sacred ground where service members who fought to do everything to…

CURVY model Amber Rose thinks less is more — she’s downsized her bodacious 42-inch bust! After building her career on naturally oversized assets, the 34-year-old former video vixen and activist had breast reduction surgery late last month. “My boobs are stupid heavy, my back hurts and I can’t wear cute lil shirts without a grandma bra,” Amber complained. Despite saying she was “scared” about the procedure, Amber admits she’s “really excited at the same time.”…

All the Money in the World beauty MICHELLE WILLIAMS got engaged to financier ANDREW YOUMANS. Michelle has a daughter, MATILDA, 12, with the late Batman baddie HEATH LEDGER. Fargo’s Golden Globe winner EWAN MCGREGOR has filed for divorce from EVE MAVRAKIS after 22 years and four kids. He and new galpal MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD have shed their spouses since playing lovers in Fargo. “Even though the baby’s name may not pertain to the band,” thrilled members of the iconic group Chicago have given KIM KARDASHIAN, hubby KANYE WEST and newborn girl CHICAGO lifetime concert passes. Following a DUI bust, former NBA hoopster DENNIS RODMAN has checked into rehab again. The domestic battery charge against actress NAYA RIVERA has been dropped. The ex-Glee beauty reportedly socked estranged hubby RYAN DORSEY during…

GEARHEAD Jay Leno says the number one mistake car shoppers make is trusting the advice of friends — and letting their uninformed opinions drive them to poor decisions! “You could go to a million doctors, and they’ll give you advice based on years of Harvard medical training. ‘But my friend Larry [who] works at the Shell station says that stuff doesn’t work,’” jokes the host of CNBC’s Jay Leno’s Garage. “Don’t listen to Larry,” insists the former Tonight Show funnyman, who owns more than 150 cars. “Listen to the guy who knows what he does.” Jay recommends considering your vehicle needs, making a list of must-have features, trusting pro tips and buying “the best car you can afford,” adding: “I always think it’s better to buy” than lease.…

A BRAZEN thief who snatched a giant tortoise wasn’t fast enough to outrun the law — and will now spend six months in jail for poaching the rare reptile. Shawn Waters, 37, broke into the Alley Pond Environmental Center in Douglaston, N.Y., in July 2017 and made a quick getaway with 17-year-old Millennium, a 95-pound African spurred tortoise worth $2,500. Waters later offered to trade the reptile for a musk turtle — plus $300 — with a Connecticut collector on Craigslist. But after shelling out the cash, the man heard news of the notorious tortoise-napping and called police! “Millennium is back home where he belongs,” says Queens District Attorney Richard Brown. “In the eyes of Millennium the tortoise, the wheels of justice must appear to be turning exceedingly swift.”…

QUEEN Elizabeth cheated death — by a matter of inches — when an assassin’s bullet barely missed her head as she stepped out of a limo — and now, British lawmen fear the monarch is being targeted by terrorist gunmen! As the royal family gears up for Prince Harry’s May 19 wedding to American actress Meghan Markle in Windsor Castle’s St. George’s Chapel, authorities are frantically trying to prevent another attempt on Her Majesty’s life — or the murder of members of her immediate family. “Elizabeth, her children and grandchildren have all been marked for death by radical Muslim terror groups,” a Scotland Yard source tells GLOBE. “The queen already survived one assassination attempt and is lucky to be alive.” Bloodthirsty British citizen Christopher Lewis was arrested — and tried…

MELANIE GRIFFITH’S nose is being eaten by a ferocious cancer — and a medical expert warns surgeons may have to peel off her skin to stop it! Despite two previous procedures, the 60-year-old Working Girl star — mom of Fifty Shades of Grey hottie Dakota Johnson — was spotted with a large bandage on her schnozz, looking troubled and puffing a cigarette in L.A. on Jan. 15. Dr. Gabe Mirkin, who has not treated the star, says Melanie’s surgeon may not have gotten “all the affected tissue” during previous operations. He suspects “the cancerous tissue has spread” and is threatening to destroy her sniffer, which could require much of the skin to be removed. While the Body Double sexpot’s rep insists “basal cell skin cancer” on Melanie’s nose “is on…

IN-LAWS’ WRECKING BALL HITS MILEY! MILEY CYRUS is locked in a tug-of-love with hunky fiancé LIAM HEMSWORTH’s parents. The Wrecking Ball beauty wants the Thor stud to become a U.S. citizen, while his Aussie family wants him to stay loyal to Down Under. But Miley’s not purely patriotic. My snitch says if Liam becomes a Yankee Doodle Dandy, “it would bring tax benefits for them now that they’re homeowners together in Nashville.” Meanwhile, Liam’s kin want him and Miley to spend half the year in kangaroo land. FIFTY SHADES BABE IN TRIAL MARRIAGE Fifty Shades sexpot DAKOTA JOHNSON is staking a claim on lover CHRIS MARTIN, the Coldplay frontman. The besotted twosome have decided to try a trial marriage, and GWYNETH PALTROW’s ex has given MELANIE GRIFFITH’s daughter a key…

Saved by hubby & parents after hitting 85 lbs. DOLLY PARTON confesses she’s battled depression and anorexia — and she credits hubby Carl Dean and her parents for pulling her back from the brink! The candid country queen admits, “I felt like someone had pulled the rug out from under me!” Shockingly, five-foot-tall Dolly has endured a lifetime of wild weight fluctuations. She’s been as heavy as 150 pounds — and at her lightest, tipped the scales at a mere 85! “When I look at pictures of myself from back then, I think, ‘My God, girl! You look like a strong wind would blow you away!’” Dolly says. “But at the time, whenever I looked at myself in the mirror, I thought I was fat! I guess that’s the problem…

6/10 MARION COTILLARD Space Oddity! The From the Land of the Moon star’s futuristic iridescent pants are out of this world! 1/10 KATY PERRY Don’t let her get away! The Chained to the Rhythm singer has stolen Santa’s sack. Cuff her! 3/10 CATE BLANCHETT Shimmer me timbers! The Ocean’s 8 screen siren’s look is all wet. Deep-six the whole thing, boots included 6/10 CHER Even in the dark of night the Moonstruck diva can’t hide this mess. Snap out of it!…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 Cheer up, Ram! The great news you’re about to get will soon put a smile on your face! Take another look at an old household problem midweek — an innovative solution will solve it once and for all. Single and seeking? Join a club to meet your soulmate — someone who shares your favorite hobby! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Someone from the past contacts you unexpectedly, but what do they really want? Mercury’s clash with Pluto says: Be very wary! Valentine’s Day brings a romantic surprise for both singles — a proposal? — and marrieds. A small gamble pays off big late in the week — go ahead, buy that lotto ticket! LEO July 23 - August 23 Deciding one of your…

PAIN and pressure along the sides of the nose, coupled with congestion lasting longer than ten days, are the signs of chronic sinusitis. This illness is caused by exposure to irritants, immune system problems or a deviated septum. But these home remedies can offer relief to sinusitis sufferers: ■ Wash your hands often to avoid spreading bacteria, fungi and allergens. ■ Use a HEPA filter in your home and sleep with the windows closed. ■ Keep your car’s windows up when driving and run the air conditioner. ■ Avoid yardwork during allergy season. ■ Inhale steam to loosen sinus blockages. ■ Flush your nose with a saline rinse or neti pot. ■ Avoid dehydration — drink plenty of water. ■ Take over-the-counter decongestants to relieve discomfort. ■ Talk to your…

BARBRA STREISAND was hot for Nick Nolte — but the hard-partying womanizer insists he turned her down flat! In his new tell-all, Rebel: My Life Outside the Lines, Nolte dishes his co-star and director of 1991’s The Prince of Tides made a play for him when he visited her ritzy Manhattan apartment to discuss the lead characters’ romantic connection. Nick insists he warned off Barbra, saying “an actual physical relationship might not survive the film.” But the actor, now 77, claims the shameless superstar always wanted him naked during their scenes together! Even after shooting wrapped, he says Barbra pursued him, begging: “Come out and live with me. I want to be with you.” But Nolte, who was raising his son Brawley at the time, said no — and broke…

FORCED to quit touring by crippling Parkinson’s disease, pop icon Neil Diamond has bravely vowed to keep crooning — but pals and a medical expert fear his singing days are over! The 77-year-old creator of monster hits like Sweet Caroline and I Am ... I Said canceled the March dates of his 50th Anniversary Tour because of the nerve-ravaging disorder. “The onset of the disease has made it difficult to travel and perform on a large-scale basis,” explains his spokesman. Still, the Cracklin’ Rosie hitmaker promises to “remain active in writing, recording and other projects.” But insiders worry the disease — which causes loss of muscle control, the shakes and robs patients of the ability to speak — has driven a stake into Neil’s singing career. “I’m afraid he’s done!”…

MICHAEL Douglas is facing a $575 million divorce from long-suffering wife Catherine Zeta- Jones following shocking charges of kinky sex antics with a former female staffer, sources say. “Catherine’s had it with Michael,” claims a source close to the couple. “She’s been humiliated enough!” And now, bombshell charges made by Susan Braudy, who headed Michael’s New York production company in the late ’80s, are the last straw, says the spy. Susan claims Michael’s creepy behavior in the workplace began with him boasting of an affair with his Romancing the Stone leading lady Kathleen Turner. She says the incident then escalated to him commenting on her body and sex life. Finally, during a one-on-one script meeting in Douglas’ apartment, Braudy says the sicko A-lister’s disgusting behavior climaxed — with him pleasuring…

SWISS stunner Ursula Andress became the inaugural Bond girl playing Honey Ryder in the first 007 film, 1962’s Dr. No, opposite Sean Connery — but modestly claimed, “This bikini made me into a success.” But that didn’t fool anyone — her body was pure dynamite! After posing naked in Playboy more than seven times and baring all in a series of films between 1969 and 1979, she became known as Ursula Undress — and insisted she loved showing her curves “because I’m beautiful.” But sadly, time hasn’t been kind to the 81-year-old actress. These days those famous curves have gone to fat.…

ONCE one of the richest stars in showbiz, shamed perv Bill Cosby is so desperate for cash he’s back to doing stand-up comedy gigs. The disgraced funnyman did a live set at a Philly jazz club on Jan. 22 — his first since 2015, when dozens of gals began charging the creep with drugging and sexually attacking them. Now, the 80-year-old weasel is broke from civil suits and needs money for his April retrial for a sex attack on a 30-year-old gal more than a decade ago.…

VETERAN actress Ellen Burstyn has more than 150 movie credits to her name and is one of only 23 performers to score the Triple Crown of Acting — winning an Oscar, Emmy and a Tony! At 85, she’s still in high demand in Hollywood and has four films scheduled for release in 2018, including the drama Nostalgia, which opens Feb. 16. Here are ten things you don’t know about Ellen. 1 Born Edna Rae Gillooly on Dec. 7, 1932, in Detroit, Mich., she left home at 18 to become a model. 2 She wore fat suits and prosthetic necks to play pill junkie Sara Goldfarb in 2000’s Requiem for a Dream. 3 Her first showbiz job was on The Jackie Gleason Show as a dancer, working under the stage name…

THE PRICE OF FAME Sun., Feb. 11, REELZ, 9 p.m. Hour-long episodes of this biography series reveal the triumphant — and heartbreaking — sagas of Robin Williams, Carrie Fisher, Prince, Shania Twain, Johnny Depp and Patrick Swayze. DC’S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW Mon., Feb. 12, The CW, 8 p.m. Sensational DC Comics superheroes from Arrow and The Flash return for the premiere of the series’ third season. Monsters and mayhem galore! THE BACHELOR WINTER GAMES Tues., Feb. 13, ABC, 8 p.m. Heroes and villains from past seasons of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette come together at a posh resort to face off in frozen sporting events. FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS Sat., Feb. 17, TCM, 8 p.m. Starring Gary Cooper and Ingrid Bergman, this 1943 Academy Award winner tells the love…