Globe June 26, 2023

HOW UN-BEAR-ABLE! There’s no glam squad here — Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ TEDDI MELLENCAMP is caught out in California in a boucle coat and slippers! CRAZY EIGHTS Major League oddball RANDY QUAID spends more time mouthing off than shooting movies these days — but he sure plays the fool in public! ABOUT FACE With all her plastic surgery, it’s shocking bigmouth JANE FONDA can still be so expressive! THE SHOT HITS THE FAN Pink Floyd’s ROGER WATERS popped off about being canceled for wearing a Nazi-like uniform onstage in Germany — before taking aim at himself with a finger gun! THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! LARD OF THE RINGS Movie Hobbit SEAN ASTIN keeps his movement to a minimum as the roly-poly star lays down on the job at…

VENGEFUL vixen Julia Haart — the buzzy star of Netflix’s My Unorthodox Life — launched her very own vibrator brand by bashing the bedroom skills of her former flames! Haart, who’d spent most of her life in a strict Orthodox Jewish community, didn’t toy around when describing her credentials for creating adult playthings. The modeling agency mogul, 52, dishes she’s depended on “external help” for 20 years to elevate her lackluster love life! At 19, Haart, then known as Talia Leibov, got hitched to first hubby Yosef Hendler but eventually left him and the religion behind. “The first orgasm I had was at age 35 — with a vibrator after 16 years of marriage,” she squeals. “I never heard of an orgasm — let alone a vibrator.” Haart is currently divorcing…

SINGLE songbird Shakira recently schmoozed with Tom Cruise, but Grand Prix driver Lewis Hamilton is the stud who has set the Colombian hottie’s heart racing, say sources. The 46-year-old Hips Don’t Lie singer added fuel to the buzz she and the 38-year-old car jockey are an item by heading for cocktails with him after watching the driver compete at the June 4 Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya race. During their cozy high-octane din-din, where they were joined by singer Mustafa, Lewis pulled the Latina bombshell bumper-to-bumper with his arm around her. As GLOBE previously reported, Cruise flirted with the singer at the May 7 Miami Grand Prix, where she was apparently scoping out hunky Hamilton, who came in eighth. Shakira, who was dumped by soccer hunk Gerard Piqué, dad of her sons,…

COUNTRY songbird Carrie Underwood and hockey hunk hubby Mike Fisher have survived dark downs that would’ve shattered most marriages, according to sources who say they’re now planning a romantic second wedding on their country farm. The 40-year-old Cowboy Casanova singer and the retired 43-year-old puck pusher will celebrate their 13th wedding anniversary July 10, which luckily coincides with a break in Carrie’s busy work schedule. The American Idol alum, who just wrapped her Denim & Rhinestones tour, is busy with another leg of her Las Vegas residency, “but she’s going to have a nice long break and she and Mike are excited to have some real quality time together,” dishes a source. “They love the idea of having a big party with all their family and friends to celebrate the milestone…

DODDERING new papa Al Pacino was so shocked he knocked up his young lover the 83-year-old acting icon demanded she get a DNA test to prove the baby is his, sources say! Noor Alfallah, 29, reportedly made good on the request for a paternity test — and it proved beyond doubt the Godfather great is about to become a daddy for the fourth time, even though his galpal is 54 years younger than he is and they’ve only been dating for about a year! Pacino already has daughter Julie, 33, from his relationship with acting coach Jan Tarrant, and shares twins Olivia and Anton, 22, with actress Beverly D’Angelo. A source says the Oscar winner was “shocked” to discover Noor’s already growing baby bump and refused to believe it was…

FORMER pro wrestler Stan Lane is breathing a sigh of relief after a second DNA test blasted to smithereens claims that right-wing House of Representatives lightning rod Lauren Boebert is his love child! Allegations by Shawn Roberts Bentz, mom of the 36-year-old Colorado Republican, that Boebert was his daughter following a brief affair have dogged 69-year-old Lane for years. Earlier, Shawn’s demand for child support from the grappler was squashed after a first DNA test cleared him. However, he admitted they had a brief fling when Lane was working for Championship Wrestling and living in Florida. After a lab worker was convicted of switching blood vials in another paternity case, Lane took a second test that confirmed “he had a 0.0 percent chance” of being Boebert’s dad. “I can confirm that…