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BLIMEY! Pirates of the Caribbean’s ORLANDO BLOOM nearly reveals his booty as his sopping suit slips dangerously low in Hawaii WATCHING THE DETECTIVE Law & Order: SVU vet CHRISTOPHER MELONI is on the case in NYC — shooting the franchise spinoff Organized Crime MUTTON TO SEE HERE Silence of the Lambs star JODIE FOSTER keeps mum in West Hollywood as she shovels down her meal HOW CHEESY! Saved by the Bell’s TIFFANI THIESSEN milks some attention in Encino with a punny shirt THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! DOGGIE DOUBLE Back to the Future’s CHRISTOPHER LLOYD meets an equally shaggy sheepdog in Santa Barbara SUNBLOCK HEAD Newbie surfer LEIGHTON MEESTER slathers on sunscreen before the Gossip Girl catches some waves in Malibu…

FURIOUS Queen Elizabeth has decreed royal renegade Prince Harry is booted off the line of succession, guaranteeing he and high-maintenance wife Meghan will NEVER sit on the throne, palace insiders say! In a tradition-shattering move, Her Highness and senior family members have ordered constitutional changes to prevent him — or his heirs — from ever ruling Britain. “This is more than revenge for him quitting royal duties, it’s a concerted effort to ensure his diva wife can NEVER become Queen Meghan!” reveals a high-level palace courtier. “The idea that the woman who turned Harry against his own family could ever end up being the face of this country must never be allowed! “The royals are united on this!” The blue-blood clan agreed to the succession ban because Harry and Meghan…

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FIERY celeb chef Gordon Ramsay says the pandemic has taken a big bite out of his restaurant business — he canceled 22,500 reservations in December alone! The foul-mouthed foodmeister, who owns dozens of eateries around the globe, called the lockdown restrictions “devastating,” and added it has deprived diners in incalculable ways. “When you think about breaking bread and having fun with friends and family — it’s just tragic not to have that!” he says.…

PERTURBED Pretty Woman Julia Roberts’ long miniseries shoot in Australia is a secret trial separation with her hubby, Danny Moder, say pals, who predict the months apart could make or break their shaky 18-year marriage. The parents of 16-year-old twins Hazel and Phinnaeus and 13-year-old son Henry have been sparring over everything from where to live, to Julia’s demanding ways and Danny’s seeming lack of career, sources snitch. Now the 53-year-old actress is heading Down Under to film the political thriller Gaslit, based on the Watergate scandal, and Danny, 52, is glad to see her go, spies claim! “This shoot will be a month or two at least, and that’s a good thing for Julia and Danny since they both badly need a break from the stress and tension,” spills…

WASHING your hands with soap and water is more effective than using hand sanitizer at preventing the spread of COVID-19, according to the CDC. With soap, people tend to spend time lathering and scrubbing, which gives the soap enough time to break down the virus. Washing with soap also dislodges dead microbes and viral cells from the hands and flushes them down the drain. This lowers the likelihood of infection through face-touching and also reduces the possibility of cross-contamination of surfaces. If you’re not able to wash your hands, the CDC recommends hand sanitizer containing a minimum of 60 percent alcohol to remove the SARSCoV-2 virus. While hand sanitizer kills germs, they remain on the hands. Sanitizer is also less effective than soap against certain viruses and bacteria. When using…

JURASSIC Park’s sci-fi scenario of bringing dinosaurs back to life is a step closer to reality after U.S. scientists cloned a black-footed ferret that died nearly 40 years ago to revive the species, which was once declared extinct! Now baby Elizabeth Ann, a black-footed ferret, has been grown from the cells of Willa, one of the critters whose tissue had been frozen after she died in 1988. “Although this research is preliminary, it is the first cloning of a native endangered species in North America, and it provides a promising tool for continued efforts to conserve the blackfooted ferret,” declares U.S. Fish & Wildlife exec Noreen Walsh. Officials with the Wyoming Game and Fish Department sent Willa’s tissue samples to San Diego Zoo Global’s Frozen Zoo, where animal cells are…

SCREEN goddess Sophia Loren always insisted she was true to producer hubby Carlo Ponti, but now the Italian sexpot fifinally confesses she cheated with many of her dashing leading men – at SCRABBLE! The 86-year-old legend and her costars would pass the time with the word game on fifilm sets, but now admits: “I like to cheat because I have fun. It’s funny.” But Richard Burton, her love interest in 1974’s Brief Encounter, called her bluff. “When he found out he said, ‘I’m not going to play with you again,’” she laughs. And he didn’t!…

CAUGHT OFF GUARD AGING actress Goldie Hawn is obsessed with stopping Father Time with nips and tucks, but friends fear the procedures have left her almost unrecognizable and are praying for her to stop! The 75-year-old Private Benjamin star has “gone from giggly to ghastly,” says an insider. “She’s become more obsessed with aging than ever before and is booking visits to the surgeon or dermatologist with greater frequency. “It’s having an unfortunate swelling and reddening-raw effect on her face. She’s gone way overboard. She needs to give it a rest because she’s starting to look like a figure in a wax museum.” Pals believe Goldie’s desire to look good for her next flick, Family Jewels, co-starring Diane Keaton and Bette Midler, both 75, triggered a new round of repairs.…

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DOLLY PARTON warbled to Tennessee lawmakers who want to erect a statue of her on the Capitol grounds: Thanks, but no thanks! The 75-year-old country royalty rejected as “inappropriate at this time” a popular push to literally put her on a pedestal, replacing a confederate statue that bit the dust. “I am honored and humbled,” she wrote on social media, “but I have asked the leaders of the state legislature to remove the bill from any and all consideration.”…

+ WOMEN have a lower blood pressure range compared to men, suggesting established health guidelines may not apply to gals, a new study claims. Experts consider 120 mmHg the normal upper limit for systolic blood pressure to reduce the odds of heart attack and stroke. But Cedars-Sinai researchers found 110 mmHg or lower appeared to be women’s threshold of risk. Study author Dr. Susan Cheng says, “We are now pushed to rethink what we thought was a normal blood pressure.”…

TINSELTOWN’S latest tacky romance — between Transformers babe Megan Fox and tattooed rapper Machine Gun Kelly — is a real example of bizarro bloodlust. While wearing bracelets or necklaces inscribed with your lover’s name is common, Kelly’s showing his devotion by wearing a vial of the 34-year-old bombshell’s bloody fluid. The Bullets with Names singer let everyone know about his adoration on social media, writing: “I wear your blood around my neck” while adding cuddly emojis of a kitchen knife and drop of blood. Apparently, flowers are no longer in style! While Megan’s not wearing a bottle of his vein vino, she’s presumably goofy enough to have given her blood to the tattooed, 30-year-old oddball — unless he sneakily drained it while she slept. But in a poem to him,…

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THRILLED Ricki Lake reveals she’s engaged to beau Ross Burningham and ready to stroll down the aisle a third time. The 52-year-old Hairspray star and former talk show host gushes she’s “so grateful I get to love and be loved so deeply.” As GLOBE reported, Ricki met Ross during a COVID walk after she’d gained confidence by shaving her head. She has sons Milo, 23, and Owen, 19 — with first ex-husband, illustrator Rob Sussman. Her second ex, designer Christian Evans, committed suicide two years after their divorce. She made the announcement on social media, writing: “This is Ross. He is my person. He is wonderful. I love him very much. Our next chapter is sure to be a good one.”…

LOVE-SCARRED Tanya Tucker’s new beau, Craig Dillingham, is itchin’ to gallop down the aisle, but the Texas Tornado’s saying “neigh” — and that could doom her chance for happiness, sources say. The country queen and the songwriter, both 62, have been together over a year. Things were going smoothly — until he started talking marriage, sources blab. “Tanya loves the guy and the status quo, but he’s a marrying man and living together just isn’t good enough,” spills an insider. “She’s getting flak from him because he feels like she’s stringing him along and he’s already proposed a few times only to be rebuffed. “Thing is, Tanya’s got a checkered past and she’s loved and lost so many times it’s understandable why she’d be wary of taking the plunge now.”…

PRESIDENT John F. Kennedy was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald on orders of Russian kingpin Nikita Khrushchev! That’s the world-shaking, bombshell revelation of ex-CIA boss R. James Woolsey Jr. and former Romanian spy chief Lt. Gen. Ion Mihai Pacepa in their explosive new book, Operation Dragon: Inside the Kremlin’s Secret War on America. Incredibly, Khrushchev later changed his mind and called off the hit, but secret KGB agent Oswald went ahead with the gruesome murder anyway, the authors claim. Turncoat Oswald never got the chance to rat out other members of the plot because he was fatally shot by Dallas nightclub owner Jack Ruby while being moved to another lockup by lawmen — just two days after the Nov. 22, 1963, assassination. But Woolsey, now 79, the CIA’s boss from 1993 to…

2/10 LILY JAMES Mamma Mia! The super shiny bow is knot a good look for the Downton Abbey actress 7/10 TILDA SWINTON Tilda’s outfit suits her androgynous style, but its flflashy color lends a femme flflair 1/10 EMMA ROBERTS It’s an American Horror Story! Emma’s feathered gloves and sequined train are a fright 9/10 LUCY LIU It’s no mystery — the Elementary actress is just peachy in a flflowing flfloral gown 8/10 CARRIE UNDERWOOD The country queen’s ice princess dress leaves her looking like a real-life doll…

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TROUBLED pop star Demi Lovato reveals she suffered three strokes, a heart attack and now has brain damage as a result of her 2018 overdose. The 28-year-old singer claims she’s also unable to drive because of blind spots in her vision. “My doctors said that I had five to ten more minutes,” Demi notes in a teaser for her new documentary, Dancing with the Devil. The former Disney darling also says for a long time she “had a really hard time reading,” so it was a “really big deal when I was able to read out of a book, like, two months later because my vision was so blurry.” Referring to her overdose, Demi says: “I crossed a line that I had never crossed.”…

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+ COFFEE is such strong stuff, it can actually change your gray matter! Researchers from the University of Basel in Switzerland studied the effects on the brain of caffeine — the world’s most widely consumed psychoactive substance, found in coffee, tea and energy drinks. Chugging down enough caffeine temporarily messes with gray matter, the study found. Oddly, the paper — published in the journal Cerebral Cortex — did NOT find that a jolt of caffeine interfered with sleep!…

TROUBLED lovebirds Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are using fancy footwork to keep romance alive after cheating rumors nearly ripped them apart, spies dish. A source says the 51-year-old Latina spitfire, who got her start as a hoofer on TV’s In Living Color, is keeping A-Rod, 45, on his toes by teaching him “dances like the rumba and the tango” with the hopes the sultry moves will reignite their passion. As GLOBE reported, the retired New York Yankees ballplayer landed in hot water over buzz he was chasing Southern Charm beauty Madison LeCroy via red-hot text messages. Madison and Alex both insist their relationship was innocent, “but Jennifer’s still furious over the whole thing,” says the insider. While formal couples counseling is helping ease the strain, dancing gives J.Lo and her…