Tabla de contenidos para April 29, 2019 en Globe

MOPEY MILA Frumpy MILA KUNIS runs errands in L.A., but the That ’70s Show firecracker has clearly lost her spark! SHELL GAME DAVID HASSELHOFF makes an egg-cellent TV appearance in Germany A WRINKLE IN TIME Terminator hottie LINDA HAMILTON has said hasta la vista to her movie-star looks! CORNY COMIC Joker JIM CARREY pops off in Las Vegas while entertaining fans at CinemaCon HOLY MOLY! Rude JUDE LAW gives a revealing performance in Italy while filming HBO’s The New Pope NO BUTTS ABOUT IT Roly-poly MELISSA McCARTHY bums around in L.A. in a snug outfit that has no hope of hiding her colossal caboose!…

PRINCE WILLIAM and his jealous wife, Kate, are consulting divorce lawyers after their marriage blew up over scandalous rumors he was having an affair with her married best friend, stunned palace insiders tell GLOBE in a world exclusive! Kate, 37, has now broken off all contact with former bestie Rose Hanbury, 35, an aristocratic former model wed to moneybags moviemaker David Rocksavage, 58, and “has retained a solicitor used to handling high-profile divorces,” a courtier reveals. “She’s humiliated by rumors William was cheating right under her nose — and refuses to be played for a fool. “Kate had a wild meltdown and confrontation with William. She made nasty accusations, which he denied. Instead, he tried to laugh off the rumors about Rose, saying there was ‘nothing to it’ and people…

DITZY GWYNETH PALTROW’s snooty airs have worn thin in Tinseltown, where the goop.com boss is losing pals in droves, insiders snitch. “It’s hard to like someone who thinks she’s better than everybody else,” tattles a source. “Gwyneth brags her kids are the smartest, her Goop business is the most high-end lifestyle website and her sex life with second hubby BRAD FALCHUK is cosmic.” The boorish boaster recently ticked off REESE WITHERSPOON when she took a tumble down the stairs at Sunset Tower Hotel, where she’d partied at JENNIFER ANISTON’s 50th birthday bash. After Reese attended without her talent agent hubby, JIM TOTH, Gwyneth bragged to “everyone in their circle that Brad would NEVER leave her alone at a party and she would NEVER get tipsy enough to fall down the…

A SCHEMING bride-to-be’s plans for an extravagant wedding — and a butt lift — backfired, charge Virginia cops who say they got to the bottom of her nearly six-figure embezzlement plot! Vanessa Cline, a 32-year-old bookkeeper, was arrested in March after her employer in Fredericksburg suspected she was forging checks and making unauthorized personal purchases to the tune of more than $93,000! Authorities say Cline helped herself to the construction company’s cash, spending $25,000 for a wedding planner, $2,000 for a gown and $7,200 to renovate her rear — in addition to buying perfume, airline tickets and an ATV. Ironically, law enforcement sources say Cline — who’s been released on bond — had been hired to replace another former bookkeeper, who’d pleaded guilty last year to swiping at least $150,000…

STEAMING Stephanie Pratt slammed her big brother, Spencer, and sister-in-law Heidi, calling her castmates from The Hills “the most toxic people I’ve ever met!” The reality star’s fighting words come weeks before the debut of the trio’s reboot, The Hills: New Beginnings. The siblings made peace after the original series documented their unraveling family ties. But Stephanie blames Heidi for wrecking their repaired relationship, labeling Spencer’s wife of ten years a “gold digger” who wastes her in-laws’ money!…

DISTRAUGHT over her dad’s fading health, bipolar pop princess Britney Spears is fighting for her sanity in a psych ward where she’s heavily medicated and could face brain-frying electroshock treatments, sources tell GLOBE. The 37-year-old Toxic songbird’s family checked her into a mental health clinic for a 30-day stint after she bizarrely started calling herself “Britney Jean,” dishes a snitch. The former Disney kid took a dramatic turn for the worse after her February Las Vegas residency, Britney: Domination, at the Park MGM resort was canceled. Her “indefinite work hiatus” came after her father Jamie’s colon ruptured late last year. He was hospitalized in Louisiana for 28 days — thousands of miles away from his troubled daughter. According to the insiders, the mother of two kids with former backup dancer…

FISH abuse! In a fin-tastically cruel move, a North Carolina man allegedly abandoned his pet fish after being booted from his New Hanover County home. Officials seized the Oscar fish in Michael Ray Hinson’s home when he was evicted on March 22. The six-inch fish was taken to The Fish Room pet store in Wilmington, where he was treated for a potentially fatal disease, known as hole in the head, reportedly caused by poor water quality and lack of food. “When this fish came in, he was in pretty bad shape. Hole in the head is a parasite that starts in the intestines and works from the inside out, slowly killing the fish,” says The Fish Room’s Ethan Lane. Hinson, 53, has been charged with cruelty to animals and abandonment of…

KIM KARDASHIAN fessed up to some shady behavior — she and sister Khloé swiped pricey sunglasses from a high-end boutique when they were teens! “We were in Hawaii and there was this Christian Dior store and no one was there. Khloé really wanted the Dior sunglasses, so she took them and we walked out,” she explains. “I still have them to this day. That was so funny,” says unrepentant reality star Kim, who’s now worth an eye-popping $350 million!…

FEDS TESTING ALL-IN-ONE FLU SHOT! New vaccine zaps ALL VIRUS STRAINS A UNIVERSAL flu vaccine being readied for testing is being proclaimed as one of the ten greatest medical breakthroughs we’ll see in the next decade! The National Institutes of Health [NIH] is launching its first clinical trial of the drug scientists believe will provide long-lasting protection for all age groups — from different strains of influenza. “Seasonal influenza is a perpetual public health challenge — and we continually face the possibility of a pandemic resulting from the emergence and spread of novel influenza viruses,” says Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, who heads NIH’s allergy and infectious disease division. Dr. Fauci developed the vaccine, known as H1ssF_3928, and calls the clinical trial universal treatment for the illness, which killed about 80,000…

FORMER Roseanne daughter Sara Gilbert got all choked up announcing her departure from CBS’ daytime gabfest The Talk at the end of this season. “This is something that I have been struggling with — but I’ve decided it’s time for me to leave,” says the gay 44-year-old, who shares three children with wife Linda Perry. The actress says doing The Talk and the renewed sitcom The Conners became too much. “I wasn’t able to spend as much time with my three kids or take time for myself,” she says.…

WACKY widow Celine Dion wailed, “I drove all night,” in her No. 1 hit song — and now, she’s quitting her Vegas gig to drive a big rig all over the country! “Celine’s ready to shake up her life in a big way, not only by leaving Las Vegas, but living the vagabond life of a trucker,” a friend dishes. After ending her 16-year residency at Caesars Palace in June, Celine says she’ll hit the road for a more than 50-city North American tour in September — and she plans to be behind the wheel of a semi carrying her show gear. “Celine has always held a romantic fascination for the life of the long-haul truckers,” yaps the friend. “She said, ‘Who knows? Maybe when the tour is over, I’ll…

TALK show king Regis Philbin is on his last legs with just weeks to live, and there’s no hope for the 87-year-old icon, stunned sources say. Following a series of operations, the beloved TV legend has heart problems, say insiders who tell GLOBE Regis has become so feeble, he’s vanished from the public eye and is bravely awaiting the end in the Connecticut home he shares with wife Joy, 78, mom of his grown daughters J.J. and Joanna. Regis is so weak, he couldn’t attend former Live! sidekick Kathie Lee Gifford’s Today show retirement bash on April 5. Instead, the fading former talk host sent a tear-jerking video “with lots of voice-overs. He’s in very, very bad shape,” a source says. “He puts on a brave front, but he knows…

SALLY FIELD Forget it! The Norma Rae actress’ pale-blue pleated gown with black-striped sleeves is totally forgettable CARDI B I hate it! The mint hat and dress accented with feathers are too much on the I Like It rapper HALLE BERRY Silver fox! The screen siren turns heads in this glimmery wraparound number KATY PERRY Go-go girl, get out! The Roar singer’s orange studded dress and beret with white boots are just gross SARAH PAULSON Lock up the American Crime Story Emmy winner for this insane frock with red bows and purple feather sleeves…

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DISGRACED comic Bill Cosby launched into a deranged rant against his insurance company — accusing execs of making secret deals to pay off seven women who accused him of twisted sex attacks. To date, 50 women have claimed The Cosby Show fiend sexually assaulted them — and seven teamed to file a civil suit against the weirdo in 2014. Their claim was just settled. But the caged 81-year-old creep — who’s serving three to ten years in the slammer for drugging and sexually assaulting Temple University employee Andrea Constand in 2004 — is screaming he’d never settle with his accusers and is blasting AIG insurance bigwigs for hammering out deals behind his back. “AIG showed they’re a part of the corruption against me by paying off these distractors without my…

SPITEFUL she-devil Miranda Lambert took a dig at ex-hubby Blake Shelton during her performance at the American Country Music Awards! The Nashville-based singer, 35, changed the lyrics of her hit Little Red Wagon, from “I live in Oklahoma” to “I got the hell out of Oklahoma” — dissing the state she and The Voice coach called home during their four-year marriage. Miranda’s on-stage sniping followed her red-carpet debut with Brendan McLoughlin — the NYC cop she secretly wed in January.…

J.LO & A-ROD ARE DOOMED! A Playboy Playmate’s shocking revelation that Jennifer Lopez’s baseball-slugging fiancé, Alex Rodriguez, was trying to hook up with her — just before giving the Latina hottie her $1.8 million ring — should be NO SURPRISE, even to J.Lo! A-Rod is one of pro sports’ biggest womanizers. His record with gals shows he was as big a player off the field as he was at Yankee Stadium during his slugging days. A list of the womanizer’s countless conquests includes Madonna, Cameron Diaz and Kate Hudson — not to mention groupies and models. The divorced love cad’s been fielding fillies for more than half his 43 years and habits like that don’t die easy. Former Playmate Zoe Gregory says A-Rod, who’s been with J.Lo. for two years,…