Tabla de contenidos para March 18, 2019 en Globe

HER PINS ARE NEEDLES Sharknado babe TARA REID does a scary-skinny impersonation of ‘70s model TWIGGY DOOGIE’S GREASY KID STUFF Former Doogie Howser star NEIL PATRICK HARRIS stuffs his puss with a grease-oozing burger. Yuck! BAG MAN Must be something yummy in the grocery bag, ‘cause MICHAEL DOUGLAS is licking his lips WHO’S THE DOG? BRUCE WILLIS’ puppy-toting daughter SCOUT is nearly unrecognizable! She needs to make a pit stop at the hair salon! ANNIE’S GOT THE RUNS! Spry senior DIANE KEATON can still give her 1977 character Annie Hall a run for the money! GLOVE ME TENDER Dapper crooner BARRY MANILOW looks ready for a gay old time at a fashion event THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

BABY fever made Miranda Lambert hotfoot it to the altar with New York City cop Brendan McLoughlin, say pals of the brand-new bride who claim she’s raring to get knocked up! “She’s desperate to be a mom and fears she’s running out of time,” spills an insider. “She’s got trophies and top ten singles, but having a baby is the one thing she has yet to accomplish.” But the 35-year-old Smokin’ and Drinkin’ songbird has hit a snag in building her nest, says the insider, because “Brendan insists on keeping his job, so she’ll be flying him out to Tennessee — as often as possible!” The newlyweds secretly tied the knot on Jan. 26 after meeting in November — three days before the hunky horndog welcomed a newborn son with…

A COLDHEARTED Colorado man bashed in the brains of his former fiancée after failing several times to convince his new galpal to murder the mother of his child, cops charge. Kelsey Berreth, 29, vanished in November near Woodland Park, a city between Denver and Colorado Springs, and her body has yet to be found. But now investigators say Patrick Frazee beat her to death with a baseball bat while their toddler daughter sat in a playpen in the very next room! Nurse Krystal Lee Kenney, 32, told cops she was in a romantic relationship with the hothead last year and said he tried to convince her to kill Kelsey on three separate occasions! Kenney claims he asked her to put poison in Kelsey’s coffee, beat her with a metal pipe…

DISCO queen Donna Summer insisted she got fatal lung cancer from breathing in asbestos dust and poisons from the 9/11 terror attack, but a shocking new autopsy analysis charges the Hot Stuff singer was actually killed by her cigarette habit! Pathologist Dr. Michael Hunter says even after the 63-year-old Bad Girls songbird, who passed away on May 17, 2012, kicked her heavy smoking habit, she still breathed in cancer-causing secondhand smoke in clubs, and also had a family history of lung problems. But she became obsessed with the idea that 9/11 fumes did her in, says the doc in an episode of the Reelz network series Autopsy: The Last Hours of … “She was staying in a hotel just a few blocks from the World Trade Center in 2001, and…

Floors & sofas poisoning kids! VINYL flooring and furniture fabrics with flame-resistant chemicals can load children’s blood with toxins linked to cancer and other dangerous medical conditions, a new study reveals. Duke University researchers found children living in homes with fire-resistant foam in the sofa had six times the levels of PBDE chemicals, believed to cause obesity, thyroid problems, cancer and other diseases. They also found kids in vinyl-floored homes had 15 times higher readings of benzyl butyl phthalate, a chemical linked to breathing and skin problems, blood cancer and fertility issues. SPONSORED MagniLife eases fibromyalgia pain QUICK-dissolving MagniLife Pain & Fatigue Relief tablets swiftly target the source of acute fibromyalgia symptoms, such as muscle pain, tenderness, joint stiffness, difficulty sleeping or fatigue — without negatively impacting the body! Using…

WHOOPI GOLDBERG survived a terrifying brush with death — when doctors brought her back to life after a virulent case of pneumonia nearly killed her! GLOBE has learned doctors saved The View host, 63, during a dramatic medical emergency — and she’s lucky to be alive! “It was really touch and go for a while,” reveals a source close to the outspoken Ghost star and media personality. “Whoopi was in the fight of her life. “At one point, she seemed to be fading fast, but doctors brought her back from the brink!” As a former smoker, Whoopi is especially susceptible to pneumonia, says a top doctor. “Pneumonia can be a sign that a person’s immunity is decreased or lungs are damaged,” longevity expert Dr. Gabe Mirkin tells GLOBE. “We know…

AFTER four years of dating, Sherlock Holmes hunk JUDE LAW, 46, is getting hitched to galpal PHILLIPA COAN, 32 — with his 22-year-old son, Rafferty, acting as best man at the May ceremony in France. BEN AFFLECK is squiring around LINDSAY SHOOKUS again after splitting with the TV producer for several months. Former Teen Mom stars CATELYNN LOWELL and hubby TYLER BALTIERRA now have three girls with the birth of Vaeda. DONALD TRUMP JR. and wife VANESSA HAYDON have finalized their divorce and are keeping the terms hush-hush. R&B crooner R. KELLY is facing ten charges of sexually abusing young gals in Chicago following a shocking documentary about his bizarre life. He’s pleaded not guilty. New England Patriots owner ROBERT KRAFT was nabbed by cops in a Florida spa across…

COLE SPROUSE rose to teen heartthrob status with his twin brother, Dylan, in The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, which ran from 2005 to 2008 on the Disney Channel. He’s since joined the cast of Riverdale as Jughead Jones and co-stars with Haley Lu Richardson in the tearjerker romance Five Feet Apart, which hits theaters March 15. Here are ten things you don’t know about 26-year-old Cole. 1 He was born in Italy to American parents who were teaching at an English-language school in Tuscany. 2 Cole is 15 minutes younger than his brother, Dylan. 3 He was named after jazz crooner Nat King Cole. 4 In 2001, Cole appeared on Friends as Ross Geller’s young son, Ben. 5 He struggled on Friends because of his childhood crush on…

DEMENTED dad Yovahnis Roque beat his helpless tot to death with a hammer, charge Texas police, who say they found the ranting suspect naked and “completely covered in blood” on the front porch of his home. Roque’s mother, Martha, called cops last month and told them she found her 26-year-old son and the battered body of her granddaughter, Savannah, 2, in a closet. When police arrived at the Orange, Texas, home — about 30 miles from the Gulf of Mexico — they say Roque announced: “I killed my daughter.” Capt. Robert Enmon calls the murder the “most gruesome” case he’s seen in his 29-year career, dubbing it “the crime scene of nightmares.” During his first court appearance, Roque — who was barefoot and shackled to a wheelchair — blurted out,…

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EVIL Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler faked his suicide in the final days of World War II and escaped to Colombia, where he lived out his days like a king, surrounded by his adoring SS officers — thanks to the CIA! Explosive newly released government documents and photos obtained by GLOBE reveal the CIA spies’ disgusting deal with the devil allowed Hitler to cheat justice in return for access to Nazi moles who were embedded in the Soviet Union’s government. The bombshell revelations the Fuhrer did not die with his mistress Eva Braun in his Berlin bunker as Allied troops moved in come from top secret government files tagged “Operational — Adolf Hitler.” “As the war was ending, the CIA and other leaders in the U.S. were aware that the new…

HIGHLY contagious pinkeye — or conjunctivitis — usually vanishes in one to three weeks without treatment, but experts reveal home cures to deal with the itchiness, inflammation and pain until it goes away. Pinkeye has three causes — bacteria, which lasts up to five days, viruses that can infect for up to three weeks and allergies that ease once the allergen is removed. Experts say these home treatments work wonders: 1. Placing a washcloth dipped in cool water over the eyes for a few minutes. 2. Wiping any pus or crust from around the eye with a cloth damp with warm water. 3. Using natural tear drops to lubricate the eyes. 4. Taking over-the-counter meds like ibuprofen, antihistamine tablets or drops or mast cell stabilizers. 5. Resisting the itch! Rubbing…

MONEYBAGS sitcom legend Jerry Seinfeld is trying to dodge a lawsuit charging he auctioned off a fake classic Porsche by claiming he was swindled. The car-collecting funnyguy is now claiming in court European Collectibles in Costa Mesa, Calif., hoodwinked him into believing a 1958 Carrera Speedster was the only one colored “Auratium Green with Black” and restored with “all original parts” when he bought it in 2013. The comic is being sued by Fica Frio Ltd., charging he lied about the authenticity of the car when they bought it for $1.54 million at a 2016 auction. European Collectibles hasn’t commented.…

LOS ANGELES mom Marcela Iglesias raises Chinese weevils in her living room — so she can eat them alive every day! Marcela scarfs down five of the black bugs daily with the belief they release toxins that combat cancer, arthritis and other ills. She insists “they don’t taste like anything” — including chicken! AT LEAST one of Stonehenge’s mysteries has been solved! Scientists have discovered the massive rocks come from two quarries in Wales, about 180 miles away from the mystic ring. Experts say the monoliths were created around 3,000 B.C. and brought to the site on sledges. GREEN-thumbed gardeners Doug and Mary Beth Meyer now hold two world records for a gigantic grapefruit grown in their Slidell, La., yard. The fab fruit is 29 inches in circumference — about…

BIG LITTLE LIES beauty Nicole Kidman has been hassling hubby Keith Urban about growing their family — but her nonstop pleas to adopt are falling on deaf ears, say sources close to the superstar couple. Though Nicole and Keith, both 51, are already parents of daughters Sunday Rose, 10, and Faith Margaret, 8, an insider says the screen siren has “never given up hope for more children” and “doesn’t understand why Keith won’t give in to her demands!” The Boy Erased actress is also mother to two adult kids adopted during her marriage to Tom Cruise, which ended in 2001. But she rarely speaks in public about Isabella, 26, and Connor, 24, who, like their dad, are practicing Scientologists — and are rumored to have cut Nicole out of their…

KALEY’S MIFFED OVER BROTHERLY LOVE KALEY CUOCO’s boytoy groom, KARL COOK, put a damper on the romance of their belated Swiss honeymoon. After the 33-year-old Big Bang Theory blonde posted a naked photo of them saying they looked hot together, the 28-year-old horse-jumper and billionaire’s son “ruined the moment,” Kaley says. “I thought this picture was so sexy until @mrtankcook said we looked like siblings. Moment over.” BOND GAL DENISE IS SNOBBY HOUSEWIFE! After just one season, CHARLIE SHEEN’s ex DENISE RICHARDS has worn out her welcome on her reality gig, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. A blabbermouth snitches the former Bond gal turned into a demanding, stuck-up witch who “acts like she’s better than anybody,” says the source. “Shooting was a nightmare because it had to work around…

JEOPARDY! legend Alex Trebek isn’t retiring anytime soon after renewing his contract through 2022 late last year. But the quiz show host, 78, is full of answers when questioned about who could fill his shoes in the future — and jokingly named 97-year-old Betty White as his successor! “It’s probably going to be a woman, somebody younger, somebody bright, somebody personable, somebody with a great sense of humor,” Alex says of his eventual replacement. “So I nominate Betty White.”…

BRASH bozo Collin Howard created a mobile app to sell drugs on campus, but the talented techie couldn’t outsmart the law, say federal prosecutors. Howard, an 18-year-old student at the University of California, Santa Cruz, developed a game called Banana Plug, which he boldly advertised on posters and distributed through Apple’s App Store, claim investigators. Featuring the tagline We Have What You Want, the app’s name was a play on that of the school’s banana slug mascot — but the word plug is known as street slang for a drug dealer. According to prosecutors, the app allowed users to make “special requests,” and undercover cops claim they bought pot, cocaine and meth from the brainless wonder — who now faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted.…

ON-AIR wino Kathie Lee Gifford is seething with sour grapes and mocking Jenna Bush Hager, who’s replacing the talk show icon on the fourth hour of NBC’s Today, insiders say. The 65-year-old chatterbox was irked by the news that President George W. Bush’s younger twin daughter, Jenna, 37, who previously worked as a correspondent, was taking her plum gig as Hoda Kotb’s sidekick. “Kathie Lee has no love for Jenna and is snickering behind the scenes that she’ll never do the job as well as she did,” a source snitches. “She believes her 30 years of television experience can never be replaced by somebody who got her job out of privilege and family connection. She’s saying that Jenna has nowhere near the chops to pull off the gig.” The veteran…

STRICKEN with a crippling muscle disease, iconic rocker Peter Frampton says his upcoming tour will be his last. The 68-year-old Show Me the Way singer says he’s been battling inclusion body myositis (IBM), a savage condition that weakens muscles, since a fall onstage nearly four years ago when he couldn’t get back up. He’s quitting performing because the rampaging disease is eating him up so badly, he fears he won’t be able to pluck his guitar by this time next year. The songster says even “going upstairs and downstairs is the hardest thing” because of the condition. “I’m going to have to get a cane … and then the other thing I notice, I can’t put things up over my head. What will happen, unfortunately, is that it affects the…

DRINKING two or more artificially sweetened beverages a day has been associated with a raised risk of heart attacks, clot-based strokes and early death among women older than 50, according to a shocking new study. Researchers from the American Heart Association and the American Stroke Association studied data from more than 81,000 postmenopausal women and tracked their health for an average of nearly 12 years. The scientists found those who downed diet soda and juice drinks at least twice a day had a 31 percent increased risk of having a stroke caused by clots in brain blood vessels; were 29 percent more likely to have heart disease; and were 16 percent more likely to die — compared to those who rarely consumed the beverages. And even more troubling, the risks…

BRITISH actress Olivia Colman’s surprise Oscar win has turned into a nightmare — after full-frontal nude shots of her flabby physique went viral! The Favourite star — who upset Glenn Close to win the Best Actress trophy — doffed her duds for the flop 2006 mockumentary Confetti. She played one half of a naturist couple who tied the knot at a nudist camp, and the film shows her preparing meals and riding a bicycle stark-naked! Olivia once hired lawyers to try and stop the film from being released, but eventually decided it wasn’t worth the trouble, sources say. The 45-year-old actress — who plays Queen Elizabeth in the upcoming season of the hit Netflix series The Crown — thought the low-budget groaner had been buried. But seconds after she won…