Tabla de contenidos para February 11, 2019 en Globe

GET ready for the best-looking couple in the world — Brad Pitt and Charlize Theron — AND jealous Angelina Jolie’s full-blown fury over Hollywood’s hottest new hook-up! Jolie is spitting mad after her ex, Brad, rebounded with the South African stunner, who has been locked in a vicious feud with the Maleficent movie witch for years! When Pitt, 55, and Theron, 43, teamed up for a watch advertisement last year, “Angie was telling pals she was convinced Charlize was going after Brad just to get even with her,” says the source. “Looks like that was true.” Charlize and Brad were “all over” each other during a celeb-studded event at the Sunset Strip’s iconic Chateau Marmont a couple weeks back — and he hung out with the hottie “in a corner…

AGING Rolling Stone Mick Jagger is battling a tragic mental disorder that’s left him terrified he’ll die from a cold, insiders say! The 75-year-old rock legend is suffering from germaphobia, sources dish, and a licensed psychologist says the fear is a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder. Mick’s habits — constantly using hand sanitizer and ordering bodyguards to carry extra supplies of the germ-zapping goo at all times — conforms with symptoms that would result in an OCD diagnosis, says the psychologist, who has not treated the star. “Mick has become obsessed with his health and staving off death,” tattles an insider. “He hates reading stories about the flu or the common cold killing people his age. He’s petrified of catching something from touching people!” The rock’n’ roll fossil’s obsession was triggered…

NO sex, please, we’re Nazis! Madman Adolf Hitler never boinked wife Eva Braun — due to a rare gynecological condition that made intercourse painful! Braun likely had Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser (MRKH) syndrome, says author Thomas Lundmark. MRKH occurs when an unborn child fails to fully develop a reproductive system, leaving a vaginal canal that can be short, narrow or totally missing. Adults with untreated MRKH say sex is agonizing and may seek surgery, which Braun did, according to Lundmark.…

DURING a high-speed chase, accused shoplifter Holly Sansone tried to get rid of the evidence by tossing stolen panties and bras from her car onto the highway, say cops. The 34-year-old illicit lingerie lover was finally nabbed when her tires were ripped as they ran over spikes laid across the road by Portage, Ind., cops. Holly is accused of swiping the scanties and other items from a Kohl’s store. When the suspected shoplifter was stopped outside the retailer, she blurted, “I gotta go,” and took off in her vehicle! She led lawmen on a lacy chase — sometimes hitting 97 mph — and littering the road with dainties before her tires blew out, say cops. She’s charged with resisting police, theft and reckless driving. Cops say they recovered 14 pairs…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 A small change in your daily routine boosts your vitality — making you very attractive to that person you’re admiring for romance, Ram! Go ahead — ask them out. They won’t say no! Midweek, check your financial accounts. Mars says you may be owed cash. An unexpected visitor arrives Saturday. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Get to work early this week, Twin, ticking off those to-dos so you are ready for the fun times coming later! On Tuesday, expect a chance to make quick cash doing a small job for a friend. Friday brings a totally unexpected invitation — Venus says: Think carefully before accepting or declining! LEO July 23 - Aug. 23 Hurt feelings on Monday have you deciding to go it…

SASSY senior Glenn Close says she’s still hot to trot at 71! “It’s one of the great myths that you lose your sexuality as you get older,” explains the Oscar-nominated star of The Wife, who reveals she had no trouble filming a love scene with castmate Jonathan Pryce. “I feel as free and as creative, as sexual and as eager, as I ever have!” Says Close, who divorced her fourth husband in 2015, “It’s ironic because I’m thinking: ‘How much time do I have left now?’ There are so many things I’m interested in doing. It’s one of those ironies, I suppose, that we sometimes start feeling comfortable in our own skin only late in our lives, but hopefully with enough time to benefit from it.”…

TODAY show star Hoda Kotb has made a strange confession — she kept a closetful of smaller clothes that didn’t fit to make herself feel guilty for being fat. The 54-year-old anchor is now an eight, but admits she hung onto a slew of size six dresses hoping she could eventually lose flab and squeeze into them. But she was dreamin’. Finally, her wardrobe guru called her out — and Hoda tossed the unworn duds. “I never really wore a six,” Hoda admits. “Why were they in there? To make me feel bad.”…

CADDYSHACK star Bill Murray’s booze-fueled antics are spiraling out of control — and pals and an addiction expert warn the funnyman needs to check into rehab before it’s too late! Friends are so worried, they’re planning an intervention, says a source. “The idea is to lure Bill to a dinner party at a mutual pal’s home and tell him how concerned they are about his drinking and health,” says the source. “Bill would be presented with an inpatient alcohol treatment plan. The goal is to get him to agree to it.” The 68-year-old Ghostbusters icon’s latest alarming antics came when he sloppily drenched actor Mahershala Ali with vodka at a Golden Globe Awards celebration. Ali, who won for his flick Green Book, and co-stars Linda Cardellini and Viggo Mortensen were…

Camelot heir ROBERT F. KENNEDY III must’ve had a shotgun wedding to ex-CIA spy AMARYLLIS FOX, 37. The couple welcomed baby girl BOBBY just six months after getting hitched in July. To Catch a Predator host CHRIS HANSEN was busted for writing a $12,998 check for marketing items that bounced — twice. He’s also getting booted from his Big Apple pad. His landlord says he was short $400 in August and skipped his $3,600 September rent. Mötley Crüe bassist NIKKI SIXX is quite the stud at 60. The dad of four and third wife COURTNEY, 33, are expecting their first after he claims to have had a vasectomy in 2007. Troubled comic TOM ARNOLD has been dumped by ASHLEY GROUSSMAN, who moved out after ten years of marriage. Ace of…

MARTIN alum Tichina Arnold admits she still talks about a possible reboot of the hit sitcom with her former castmates. But she’s kept herself plenty busy since the show ended in ’97! The veteran actress, whose résumé includes roles in Everybody Hates Chris and Survivor’s Remorse, is currently starring in The Neighborhood on CBS with her old pal Cedric the Entertainer. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 49-year-old New York City native. 1 As a teen, she had a supporting role in 1986’s Little Shop of Horrors — alongside future Martin co-star Tisha Campbell — and attended the Manhattan high school that was the inspiration for the movie Fame. 2 She earned a Daytime Emmy Award nomination for playing Zena Brown on Ryan’s Hope from 1987 to…

BULLET-RIDDLED hubby Michael LaVigne and his new bride, Alisha Stephens, appeared to be innocent victims when she was shot dead by gang members in a fried chicken joint’s parking lot — but now he’s charged with her murder in a drug deal gone bad. At the time of the Oct. 22 tragedy, relatives thought LaVigne, 33, and mom-of-three Stephens, 35, who’d just tied the knot two weeks before, had been in the wrong place at the wrong time. “They were so in love, just googly over each other,” moans LaVigne’s heartsick mom, Donna White. Relatives also were puzzled about how the newlyweds ended up at a Popeye’s fast-food eatery in an Atlanta suburb, which was a distance from their home. Now, cops say the couple went to buy crystal meth…

MORGAN FREEMAN was blamed for the stabbing death of his step-granddaughter—and rumored lover — by the ranting mom of the psycho who slaughtered her in 2015! “Morgan Freeman molested her — and he caused this,” Lamar Davenport’s Lamar Davenport mother shouted last month as she was dragged out of court after a judge sent her son to the slammer for 20 years. Davenport murdered his girlfriend E’Dena — who was related to Freeman by marriage — on a New York City street. The Shawshank Redemption star, 81, has denied talk he had an affair with E’Dena — but the rumors continued to dog him throughout the trial. During trial, Davenport’s lawyer introduced a text message in which E’Dena wrote about her “grandpa feelings” toward the actor — who’d paid for…

KNEE replacements aren’t the miracle they’re cracked up to be! Research shows that one-third of patients with new knees continue to experience chronic pain — and one in five are dissatisfied with the results. What’s more, one third of patients may not even be appropriate candidates for the procedure. That’s because their arthritis symptoms aren’t severe enough to merit such aggressive therapy, according to a study. Several factors contribute to pain following the surgery, experts say. Over time, implants can loosen and detach from the bone, causing agony. Plastic components of an artificial knee slowly wear out, creating debris that can cause inflammation — and wear and tear can cause the knee to break. Also, patients who remain obese can put extra pressure on implants, shortening their life span.…

AUDIENCES were blown away by gun moll FAYE DUNAWAY and dashing ne’er-do-well WARREN BEATTY in 1967’s Bonnie and Clyde. But the Depression-era crime flick was bashed by some critics for its violent shootouts — including the finale reenacting the gruesome deaths of real-life robbers Clyde Barrow and Bonnie Parker, which saw Beatty and Dunaway become bloody, bullet-riddled corpses on-screen. Despite the criticism, the movie was a hit and is credited with kick-starting a new wave of realism in American cinema — and starlet Dunaway’s Hollywood career.…

MEG RYAN and her rockin’ fiancé John Mellencamp plan to be sleepless in Connecticut where the bride and groom to-be were checking out mansions for their new love nest. One gated monster that seemed to catch their love-glowing eyes was a brick beauty with a porch, five bedrooms, seven bathrooms and a heated salt-water pool. The house-hunting in the snow comes just after the 67-year-old Hurts So Good crooner popped the question to America’s sweetheart in November. Meg, 57, was so thrilled, she scrawled: “ENGAGED” in a social media pic. The marriage plans follow eight years of on-off dating. Teddi Mellencamp, 37, one of John’s five kids from his three previous marriages, had been pushing him to settle down with the blond actress, mom of a grown son with ex Dennis…

WEIGHT-obsessed Marie Osmond admits she has emotional scars from childhood barbs about her figure that once caused her to shrink to a shockingly skinny 90 pounds! The Paper THEN Roses singer — who hosted the ’70s variety show Donny & Marie with her brother—says she was frequently “teased” and “back then, my self-esteem was pretty tough.” But Marie, now 59 and a diet plan spokesperson, declares, “As you get older, you realize it wasn’t about you — it was about them.”…

GAL TROUBLE IN BIEBER PARADISE Uh, oh — mom-in-law problems for newlyweds JUSTIN BIEBER and HAILEY BALDWIN. Snitches spill the singer’s mother, PATTIE MALLETTE, liked her recent visit with the couple so much, “she’s decided to stay a while. Being the stage mom, she’s taken over the house.” Pattie reportedly adores Hailey, calling her “a gift.” But Mom’s closeness and demanding ways has the pretty model reportedly at wit’s end. “Hailey is doing her best to smile through it, because the last thing she wants is for Justin’s family to turn against her,” the source notes. “She wishes he’d say something, but he’s a total mama’s boy. Between his work commitments and now his mom, this hasn’t exactly been the romantic honeymoon period she’d hoped for!” HANOI JANE’S ARF-FUL HABIT…

The stealthy Alias actress has previously been private about their eight-month romance. But spies spotted Jen shamelessly snuggling the divorced CaliBurger co-founder during an outdoor date in Pacific Palisades — and even planting a kiss on his shoulder! John’s marriage to violinist Caroline Campbell ended in late October — mere weeks after mother-of-three Jen’s split from recovering boozer Ben Affleck was finalized.…

WHEN cops investigating a reported murder asked the 911 caller where the body of his mom was, Yu Wei Gong told them — “in the fridge.” Incredibly, the 28-year-old had murdered and chopped up his mother, Liu Yun Gong, after she nagged him to go back to school or get a job. He kept the body parts on ice for six months. Guilt-ridden, he attempted suicide before calling Hawaiian cops, who found the gruesome remains of Liu Yun — including her arms with hands and head — wrapped in trash bags in a freezer in their Waikiki rental. On Jan. 14, the remorseful son was sentenced to rot behind bars for the next 30 years for his crimes. Through a Mandarin interpreter, Gong told Circuit Court Judge Paul B.K. Wong:…

ROCK icon Joan Jett endured a nightmare of abuse when trying to break into the dude-dominated music business in the ’70s. “People would get very nasty,” reveals the 60-year-old, who made it big with her band the Blackhearts and their 1982 hit I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll. “It is like what the internet is today, but with people saying it to your face.” She felt vindicated when ex-Beatles Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr gave her a standing ovation when she was elected to the rock Hall of Fame in 2015.…

TRAIN-WRECK talk queen Wendy Williams is fighting for her life after being ravaged by cocaine, Graves’ disease and a rocky marriage! Now, GLOBE has the exclusive inside story of her nightmare struggle — and fears the 54-year-old TV gossip girl will never appear on-air again! Graves’ disease — an auto-immune disorder that affects the thyroid — “can kill her,” Dr. Gabe Mirkin tells GLOBE. “The thyroid gland kicks everything into high gear, and if Wendy keeps functioning at a maximum level, she can exhaust herself and die,” adds Dr. Mirkin, who has not treated the daytime diva. Wendy has been absent from her talk show since late December after a series of bizarre incidents, including slurring her words on the air and a shocking tumble that fractured her shoulder. She…

PORN MAKING LOUSY LOVERS BAYWATCH bombshell Pamela Anderson is slamming porn for ruining men for romance and steamy bedroom romps. “The worst lovers watch porn — numb, desensitized, needing more and more variety, even violence,” blasts the 51-year-old mom of two, now a vegan and animal rights crusader. “Porn is not what love looks like. “Brave and radical men who read and are engaged in the world are sexy. Vegans make the best lovers — it’s proven.” The onetime sex symbol should know. She posed in skin mag Playboy and starred in X-rated tapes with rockers Tommy Lee and Bret Michaels. BRET & FAMILY CHEAT DEATH! FOX News anchor Bret Baier is thanking a stranger who helped him, his wife and their kids after they narrowly cheated death when their…

BIGFOOT is real! North Carolina officials confirm a giant haunting the forests around Mocksville is a massive wood carving with red plastic eyes that glow when hit by car headlights at night! CHICAGO Heights lovebirds Simon and Maria Mata died within hours of each other on their 68th wedding anniversary! He was 95. She was 90. YULE love this! Veterinarian Molly Kreuze’s Washington, D.C.-area home was invaded by a horde of praying mantises after the insects hatched from egg sacks in her Christmas tree. She’s storing the critters in boxes to release this spring. POT shortage? Oregon alone has produced 1.1 million pounds of legal marijuana — about three times more than the state’s population can vape, smoke or eat!…