Globe June 12, 2017

BUM DEAL Sense and Sensibility’s EMMA THOMPSON tries to wedge her way out of a tight spot EASY RIDER Producers star and father of three MATTHEW BRODERICK is the dorkiest dad on two wheels BABY OR BIG MAC? Mum’s the word for EVA LONGORIA, who’s denying rumors there’s a bun in the oven BAG MAN Sloppy SAMUEL L. JACKSON made us do a double take — he’s looking more homeless than Hollywood! BEACHBUST Former Private Practice actress KATE WALSH earns her SAG card! BELLY FLOP Lethal Weapon actor GARY BUSEY has never been known for being buff, but his bod has really gone to pot…

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE RUSSELL Crowe insists he’s not romancing Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin’s widow — but sources say sparks between the pair fizzled out so the Gladiator hunk sent her packing! Still, Crowe told a radio station Down Under, “I do love Terri [Irwin] and I love her kids” and will stay in their lives — as a family friend — since “Terri is one of the greatest women I’ve ever met in my life.” But the 53-year-old Oscar winner, now starring in The Mummy, and Terri, 52, started a secret affair last summer, sources say. “They honestly were a great match,” an insider tells GLOBE. “They were great friends first, and were by each other’s side throughout their respective heartbreaks — her loss when Steve died and his when he…

CURVY cougar Susan Sarandon had her luscious boobs boosted at age 70 and is now on the prowl for a toyboy lover, sources say. “She’s used her great looks to land men in the past — why should she stop now just because she’s 70?” a source says. “She obviously loves younger men — and knows how to get them!” The busty Thelma and Louise stunner showed off her chest-tacular new look last month at the Cannes Film Festival — and an expert tells GLOBE the former 34D bombshell appears to have traded up to a double-D cup! Top cosmetic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn says the 5-foot-7 brunette “appears to have had breast enhancement” surgery “with implants.” While getting new boobs “is not common” for a woman her age, “it…

PART ONE AFTER years of investigation, GLOBE bares the chilling truth about Princess Diana’s shocking final hours in a blockbuster threepart special report! Based on leaked CIA documents exclusively obtained by GLOBE and exhaustive reporting, the inside story of the coldblooded murders of Diana and Dodi Fayed is finally being told 20 years after the tragedy that shocked the world. PRINCESS Diana was assassinated in a shocking conspiracy between the royal family and British intelligence agents! That’s the explosive finding in never-before-seen CIA documents leaked to GLOBE on the eve of the 20th anniversary of her senseless death in Paris! “The mind-blowing dossier provides damning proof of a massive cover-up — and the motive for murder,” says the former U.S. secret agent who bared the startling top-secret reports. In a…

CREEPY Bill Cosby’s mind may be seriously damaged by a brainravaging disease — and experts fear the shocking new diagnosis will derail his trial for a horrifying sex attack! Using breakthrough scientifific techniques, the Institute of BioAcoustic Biology has determined the disgraced TV dad may suffer from the same dementia that contributed to comedy superstar Robin Williams’ 2014 suicide. “There is evidence Bill Cosby has the same sort of Lewy body dementia as Robin Williams,” says Sharry Edwards, the CEO of the Albany, Ohio, biotech company. The bombshell discovery could throw Cosby’s trial into chaos, New York City defense attorney Jerry Allen tells GLOBE. “Such a medical issue could mean Cosby cannot assist meaningfully in his own defense, which every American citizen is constitutionally guaranteed,” says the legal eagle. “If…

SPACE ALIEN cult Scientology is trying to sink its claws into wildlife warrior Bindi Irwin, 18, according to sources who say the group is also courting her mom, Terri, and brother Robert, 13. “They want to make Bindi the poster child for Scientology,” spills the source. “Bindi is very spiritual, especially after losing her dad at a very young age. But she is also very bright and intelligent and beloved around the world. “She is an inspiration to people young and old — and there is no doubt Scientology would love to bring her on board.” Insiders claim Bindi and Terri, 52, have been “friendly” with cult member John Travolta since 2008, and the teen’s boyfriend, Chandler Powell, 20, is said to have friends who follow the controversial group.…