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AMBER ISSUES STRIPPER ALERT! Ex-Dancing With the Stars contestant AMBER ROSE has no shame about once dancing on the pole! “When I was stripping, it was the best time of my life,” the brassy broad declares. And she has sound business advice for would-be exotic dancers: “A lot of men will offer you a lot of money to do a lot of things: Don’t do it. Nothing is sexual,” she says. “Look at every single face in there as dollar signs. Go in there, make your money, go home, pay your bills.” ROYAL MISHAP NEARLY KILLS ED!  PRINCESS BEATRICE accidentally sliced up Grammy-winning musician ED SHEERAN’s mug during a bash at a royal lodge in England! The clumsy princess was pretending to knight singer JAMES BLUNT with a…

CAMERON Douglas, the troubled son of Wall Street star Michael Douglas, was finally released from a federal prison in March after serving seven years Ñ two in solitary confinement! Sentenced to five years in 2010 for possessing heroin and selling methamphetamine, Cameron, 38, had two more years added after being busted for  smuggling drugs into prison. “Whatever Cameron needs in terms of support, Michael is there to give him,” says a source.…

AILING superstar Cher disowned her children in May — vowing to cut the kids out of her $300 million will as she prepares for her passing! “Cher feels she’s done everything to make them happy but they still call her a ‘bad mom,’ ” says a source. Daughter-turned-son Chaz Bono, 47, blasted the star for not accepting he is now a man and repeatedly saying she “wants Chastity back.” Son Elijah Blue Allman, 40, says he was never close to his mom. He was heartbroken when she snubbed his 2014 wedding to Angie King, then kicked them out of her Malibu mansion. Cher, 70, battling the deadly Epstein-Barr virus, tweeted, “Family fights r bad …. Ours was horrible. I AM WHO I SAY I AM.” “Cher’s through apologizing,” says…

RAVAGED by pancreatic cancer, dying Patrick Swayze was locked in a secret hell — deserted by his cheating abusive wife, who left him to wallow in his own filth! That’s the bombshell charge from the “Dirty Dancing” star’s best buddy, who finally broke his silence in a June GLOBE exclusive. The friend accused Lisa Niemi of keeping her husband, who’d shrunk to 90 pounds, a prisoner in his own home, banning his mother and loved ones from visiting. And the source claimed Lisa was physically abusive and cheated on the “Ghost” star, who married her 34 years before his death. “She would beat on him and he would beat on the walls and furniture,” said the friend. “She always had the upper hand because he wouldn’t hit her.” Adds the…

SEX fiend Bill Cosby tried to negotiate a secret plea deal to avoid prison — or even admit guilt — after being busted for drugging and sexually assaulting a female basketball star, sources revealed. Cosby, 79, faces 10 years behind bars if convicted of aggravated indecent assault on Andrea Constand, then 31, at his home in 2004. But in a bid to cheat justice back in February, sources say the scheming sex predator tried to get an agreement where he’d plead no contest to lesser charges such as “unwanted attention.” But kinky Cosby was ordered to stand trial — after his confession to disgusting drug-and-sex antics surfaced in a sworn deposition.…

 THE QUEEN’S REIGN IS OVER PRINCE Charles and his ruthless wife, Camilla, seized Britain’s throne in a brazen palace coup – stunning the 90-year-old Queen and the successors she had chosen, Prince William and his wife, Kate. “Elizabeth’s reign is over in all but name,” a staffer revealed in a November GLOBE exclusiive. “Charles is in charge — and Camilla is the power behind the throne. Her Majesty will remain the monarchy’s public face, trotted out for ceremonial purposes, for a while, “But all the decisions will be made by Charles – AFTER he gets Camilla’s approval, of course!” Insiders say the secret takeover — code-named Operation Orb after a hollow, golden, bejeweled ball that is part of the crown jewels — was carried out with military precision. “Charles has…

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HUGH GRANT is the master of ass-urance, says the actor’s Four Weddings and a Funeral co-star Andie McDowell. Classy cad Hugh, 56, offered Andie kudos on her butt at the recent Hollywood Film Awards! “I’m into jumpsuits right now,” Andie reveals. “You know why? Because I’m 58, and I think my bottom looks good in a jumpsuit. That’s what Hugh told me about the jumpsuit I wore at the awards.” Wow! Couldn’t you just swoon? SPOT THE EVIL TWIN Were these celeb look-alikes separated at birth?…

PERVERTED Sin City magician Jan Rouven is about to pull a disappearing act — thanks to a federal judge who could send him away for 30 years on a kiddie porn rap. Former Tropicana casino illusionist Rouven, 39, pleaded guilty to having more than 9,000 child porn videos — including sex acts with animals — after being collared by the FBI! Rouven’s German-born husband, Frank Alfter, was named an “unindicted co-conspirator” in the case, and has fled the country. Rouven, who’s also a German citizen, now faces a $425,000 fine and up to 30 years in the clink when he is sentenced in March 2017. The feds have revoked his work visas, so the immigrant must stay behind bars until sentencing. “I don’t think he’s happy, that’s for sure,” says…

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YOU know her as an Oscar winner who is a part of two blockbuster franchises — Star Wars and Marvel’s Thor — but now Natalie Portman is donning a familiar pillbox hat as a widowed Jackie Kennedy in this month’s big-screen weeper, Jackie! Here are 10 things you didn’t know about the talented 35-year-old.  1 She has dual citizenship for the U.S. and Israel and speaks Hebrew.  2 Natalie made a critically acclaimed film debut in 1994’s The Professional. She was only 13!  3 She skipped the premiere of 1999’s Star Wars: The Phantom Menace so she could study for finals at Harvard.  4 She and Britney Spears were both understudies for the NYC production of Ruthless! The Musical in 1992 — and they still keep in touch!  5 Natalie…

DOLLY Parton nearly saw her empire go up in flames! After recent wildfires ravaged her home state of Tennessee — and raged near her Dollywood theme park, forcing visitors to flee their cabins there — the “heartbroken” songbird issued thanks and prayers. “It is a blessing that my  Dollywood theme park, the DreamMore Resort and so many businesses in Pigeon Forge have been spared,” says the Jolene singer. “I am praying for all the families affected.” She’s also starting her My People Rund to provide money to blaze victims.…

Is J.LO having a midlife crisis? The Shades of Blue star was spotted dancing the night away at a nightclub in Miami, Fla., on Nov. 26 without a care in the world — and friends say it’s because the 47-year-old cougar is on the prowl after her break-up with CASPER SMART! “Jennifer was having a wonderful time — shaking her booty to the music while her gal pal fifilmed her,” a source tells GLOBE. “She didn’t stop there — and continued the sexy photo session by snapping bathroom selfifies. She wasn’t shy about showing off plenty of skin either.” The pop sensation — and mom to 8-year-old twins Emme and Max — has been partying nonstop since splitting from boytoy Casper, 29, amid rumors he cheated on her! “She’s been…

HAS there ever been a year like 2016? Donald Trump staged the greatest political upset since Truman beat Dewey. Mind-blowing new twists in the tragic deaths of JonBenet, Natalie Wood and Chandra Levy rocked headlines. And life for the rich and infamous was filled with scandalous breakups, bustups, hookups and heartbreaking deaths. Here’s a look at the astonishing stories that turned the last 12 months into a wild, truly unforgettable ride! TRUMP’S STUNNING TRIUMPH! DEFYING an army of know-nothing pollsters, clueless pundits and snotty liberals who predicted his defeat, Donald Trump shocked the world Nov. 8, doing exactly what he predicted all along, to become the president of the United States! His victory over archrival Hillary Clinton was no surprise to GLOBE! We predicted a Trump triumph in a…

CROCODILE Hunter Steve Irwin was so tormented by depression and pain, he purposely exposed himself to the killer barb of a lethal stingray. That’s the shocking suicide bombshell found in a secret coroner’s report, says an insider. As GLOBE previously reported, Steve’s body was exhumed for more tests. The new autopsy findings suggest agony from a broken neck, and injuries from violent encounters with dangerous animals, drove Steve, 44, into a suicidal funk. According to the insider, they  show he was on a powerful hallucinogen when he bled to death, after ripping the barb from his heart, near Australia’s Great Barrier Reef on Sept. 4, 2006. His father, Bob, revealed Steve told him he’d “almost reached his used-by date. He sensed something was going to happen.” “He had a premonition…

GUTSY country star Randy Travis, 57, has battled back from death’s door — and showed off his miraculous recovery by getting on stage and singing again! The new inductee into Nashville’s Country Music Hall of Fame was helped from his wheelchair on Oct. 16 and stunned fans by singing a verse of “Amazing Grace.” Three years ago, friends feared the star wouldn’t survive congestive heart failure, a massive stroke and risky brain surgery. “Randy is living proof miracles do happen,” says a source.…

BRAZEN gunmen posing as police hit Kim Kardashian’s Paris apartment and made off $11 MILLION in jewelry after leaving her tied and gagged! Real lawmen are still hunting the culprits in the Oct. 3 heist that claimed Kim’s 20-karat diamond ring. Kim, 36, managed to wriggle free of her bonds and remove her duct-tape gag to call for help after the thieves left. Kim’s “omnipresent” security man was off tending to her sisters Kourtney and Kendall. ...AND KANYE’S MAD MELTDOWN WEEKS after wife Kim’s robbery nightmare, superstar rapper Kanye West was hospitalized for “exhaustion” following a bizarre onstage mental meltdown. Wack-job West called out former friends Beyoncé, 35, and her rapper hubby Jay Z, 47, saying: “You still ain’t call me. Jay Z, I know you got killas, please don’t…

DIRECTOR Alfred Hitchcock was a sex predator obsessed with The Birds star Tippi Hedren! The actress, 86, reported in November that the potbellied big shot tried to kiss her in a limo, forcing her to scream ‘Stop!’ and run from the car! According to her new book Tippi: A Memoir, the Psycho director once declared: “I love you, Tippi!” He said: “You’re everything I’ve ever dreamed of. If it were not for Alma [his wife] …” “It literally turned my stomach,” spills Tippi.…

TALK show legend Larry King found himself in a bitter divorce drama after his much-younger wife of 19 years was discovered cheating with another man! Shawn King, 57, exchanged sexts, nude photos and sleazy video chats with public-speaking guru Richard Greene, whose clients have included Princess Diana and Will Smith. The leggy blonde also enjoyed steamy afternoon sex sessions with her lover, who she met when he guested on the podcast she and Larry co-host! She reportedly confessed her now-sexless marriage — which produced sons Chance, 17, and Cannon, 16 — was over, and she was ready to “divorce Larry for this guy.” However, Larry, 83, and Shawn have kissed and made up — for now! But “he’s heartbroken and humiliated,” says a friend.…

THE tragic loss of their unborn twin girls threw the five-year marriage of Prince William and Kate into crisis. Instead of consoling each other over the heartbreaking miscarriage, the couple started bickering — and things escalated to the point where a sobbing Kate walked out in November! The 34-year-old Duchess of Cambridge, who had complications when she was expecting Prince George and Princess Charlotte, had tried to keep her pregnancy under wraps. “Her worst nightmare  happened when she suddenly fell ill. Although her doctor rushed to her side, the miscarriage couldn’t be prevented,” says the source. “Kate was shattered.” The couple retreated to their  country home in Norfolk, but they couldn’t escape their problems. “They’ve been fighting over Kate’s spending and how to raise the kids, and blaming each other…

THERE were more family woes in July for Queen Elizabeth with the news her favorite son, Prince Andrew, was romancing actress Demi Moore! “Her Majesty has been urging Andrew to fifind a suitable royal wife and live a low-key life, after his embarrassing divorce from Sarah Ferguson, and being caught in an under-age sex scandal in America,” says a source. “A movie star with three exhusbands and a former drug and alcohol problem wasn’t what the Queen had in mind!” Demi, 54, and Andrew, 56, were introduced at a London flflower show in May, a meeting arranged by his ex-wife Fergie, a friend of Demi. “He didn’t expect love to bloom, but it’s 20 years since his divorce. It’s time he found love again!” says a friend.…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 Impulsive behavior could lead to a world of worries and woes, so stop and think before you act, Ram, especially on Monday when Mercury and Mars clash! Midweek fifinds you thinking about ending a relationship, but maybe you should wait and see! Try that new hairstyle or fashion look on Friday! TAURUS April 21 - May 21 News about a friend or relative has you bothered and wanting to offer advice. Keep thoughts to yourself or share them only with someone trusted. Holiday preparations have left you rundown. Take time for some pampering! Sunday brings a stunning surprise and you can’t stop smiling! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Friends may be irritable during the Virgo moon early in the week, but you’re so…

CARRIE Fisher says she still loves Harrison Ford — but she’s looking for Mr. Right! Carrie’s new book, The Princess Diarist, spills on their threemonth affair while shooting Star Wars — and she admits Ford still casts a spell on her. “Yes, I love him. I’ll always feel something for him,” she says. But Carrie’s not waiting around. In fact, she’s devised a list of requirements for her next guy! “I want to find a British professor who will be able to put up with me,” says the actress, who has written about suffering from bipolar disorder. “Good sense of humor, intelligent, not hideously unattractive, and sort of confident without being arrogant.” Gee, sounds A LOT like Indiana Jones to us!…

ANGELS IN CHAINS This stunning chain gang featured (from left) JACLYN SMITH, FARRAH FAWCETTMAJORS and KATE JACKSON, a trio of private eyes known as Charlie’s Angels. The Oct. 26, 1976, season one, episode had the toothsome tootsies go undercover as convicts in a women’s prison to find a missing gal. The hit TV series ran from 1976 to 1981 and skyrocketed the gals to stardom. Kate dropped out in 1979 and got her own series, Scarecrow and Mrs. King. Farrah left in 1980 and became America’s covergirl. They were replaced by Cheryl Ladd and Shelly Hack. Jaclyn stayed to the end and then starred in a string of popular TV mini-series.…

NEW couple alert! JOE JONAS and Game of Thrones babe SOPHIE TURNER are so loveydovey they’re talking turkey!  TIGER WOODS’ ex, Olympic skier LINDSEY VONN, has a new squeeze — an assistant wide receiver coach for the L.A. Rams, KENAN SMITH. Rapper GUCCI MANE used an NBA game Kiss Cam to propose to girlfriend KEYSHIA KA’OIR — luckily she said yes! Notoriously on-again, off-again American Horror Story co-stars EMMA ROBERTS and EVAN PETERS are engaged … for now.  COREY FELDMAN and Canadian girlfriend COURTNEY ANNE married in Las Vegas after four years together. The Newsroom’s ALISON PILL and Bates Motel’s JOSHUA LEONARD welcomed daughter WILDER GRACE LEONARD on Nov. 19. Beloved Barney Miller star RON GLASS died on Nov. 25 of respiratory failure. He was 71.  MARY TYLER MOORE’s TV…

HIT weight-loss show The Biggest Loser was plunged into a doping scandal after contestants claimed show employees dished out drugs to help them melt off pounds! “People would take amphetamines, water pills and diuretics, and throw up in the bathroom,” charges second-season’s Suzanne Mendonca. “The show made billions while destroying lives.” Another source claims contestants were also given the banned substance ephedra which suppress appetite and boosts energy. Joelle Gwynn, who  appeared during 2008’s Couples season, claimed an assistant to trainer Bob Harper gave her a “yellow and black” drug in a brown paper bag, and she “felt jittery” and hyper after taking it. Harper and the show’s resident physician, Dr. Robert Huizenga, deny the drug charges, and producers insist the use of any illegal substances is strictly prohibited. Meanwhile,…

THE KING’s drug doc finally confessed on his deathbed that the thousands of pills he overprescribed ended the superstar’s life at 42. After insisting for 39 years Elvis Presley was killed by chronic constipation, George “Dr. Nick” Nichopoulos cleared his conscience before passing away Feb. 24, aged 88. “I killed Elvis,” the dying doc admitted. Despite the autopsy blaming Elvis’ Aug. 16, 1977 death on “polypharmacy” or drug interactions, Dr. Nick refused to admit the 1,000 prescriptions he wrote for 10,000 doses of drugs for The King were responsible. On the day Elvis died, Dr. Nick wrote eight prescriptions for nearly 600 pills! He finally faced the tragic truth on his deathbed.…

SCREEN tough guy Robert De Niro was plunged into a firestorm when he said his now-teenage son Elliot became autistic after being vaccinated for a childhood disease. The 73-year-old admitted being suspicious of a coverup of a link between shots and autism. “There’s more to this than meets the eye,” he said. “I want to know the truth.” He planned to screen the controversial documentary “Vaxxed: From Cover-Up to Catastrophe” at the April Tribeca Film Festival, but after a huge backlash from experts who insist vaccines are safe, he canceled the film.…

WHOLESOME TV icon Andy Griffith cut his daughter and grandkids out of his $45 million fortune with a mysterious deathbed will! Two months before his fatal July 3, 2012 heart attack, Andy, 86 — who played TV’s beloved Sheriff Andy Taylor — denied an inheritance to any descendants of his adopted kids, daughter Dixie and late son Sam, GLOBE discovered in July! The hot-tempered boozer left everything to third wife Cindi. And  just four-and-a-half hours after he died, he was buried in a private grave in Manteo, N.C. — without an autopsy, triggering suspicions that there may have been foul play! The idea wasn’t so far-fetched, say sources. “There were people he abused over the years who might have benefited from his death,” says a source. “It should be reopened…

CONFRONTED with explosive new autopsy evidence in August, Prince Charles shockingly confessed, “I killed Diana!” In a face-to-face meeting with his sons, Princes William and Harry, Charles, 68, admitted, “I did it! I had no choice! “Your mother was out of control! She was a threat to the monarchy! She had to be stopped before she ruined everything.” The proof their father masterminded Diana’s death was uncovered by the princes after they secretly commissioned the exhumation of her body from her family’s ancestral home, Althorp, last year. “They vowed to get to the truth — but they opened a  Pandora’s box of cover-ups and conspiracies,” a palace insider told GLOBE. “It’s ripping the family apart.” The damning new autopsy reveals Diana SURVIVED the  crash in a Paris tunnel on Aug.…

EMMA STONE Wearing your great grandmother’s hand-medowns is always a Superbad idea, Emma. KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN With all of the money in the world, why Kourtney can’t afford something that her dog didn’t attack? DIANE KEATON Diane, Halloween was over a month ago — it is time to take off your scary ghost costume. KARLIE KLOSS Model Karlie put her foxy fifigure on full display in a gorgeous gold sequin gown. NICOLE KIDMAN The only time Nicole’s multicolored frock is acceptable is when our ‘eyes are wide shut!’ FELICITY JONES May the force be with Felicity in that hideous ancient gossamer gown. KRIS JENNER ‘Keeping up with Kris!’ Momager rocked a racy look in a sexy black sheer dress. ANNE HATHAWAY Nothing is dying quicker than Anne’s sheer nude frock in…

 GLOBE’S NO-NONSENSE OPINION PAGE ARE you feeling nauseous, too? We are still struggling to digest President Barack Obama’s latest disgraceful performance at the White House! In case you missed it, Obama handed out a bunch of Presidential Medals of Freedom medallions to a number of frauds — oops, we mean, friends, heroes and donors. You know: Ellen DeGeneres, Michael Jordan, Bruce Springsteen, Tom Hanks and Diana Ross — who are all famous fighters for liberty, justice and the American way. Seriously, these stars really do know a lot about freedom — since they are all filthy rich! We know everyone loves Ellen and likes Mike — and Tom and Bruce and Diana, too. But the idea that taxpayer money should be used to honor the egos of these have-it-all millionaires…

Dementia rates dropping for elderly! ✚ DEMENTIA rates for folks 65 years and older in the U.S. plunged an astonishing 24 percent from 2000 to 2012! A study at the University of Michigan-Ann Arbor reports the plummeting numbers, and links the sharp decline in dementia conditions like Alzheimer’s disease to a better-educated population. Researchers believe the reason may be that better-educated people tend to have healthier lifestyles and diets, and exercise more. Sunshine is mental medicine! ✚ SUNSHINE is vital to your emotional heath, a new report has confirmed! A team at Brigham Young University examined daily therapy records for 16,452 adults and then applied environmental data to match the weather conditions faced by each subject. Wind, snow or clouds had no impact on general health, but the amount of…

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