Globe Mar-07-16

DOWDY DANCING Ouch, JENNIFER GREY! Looks like somebody shoved Baby into the corner of Grandma’s closet. BABY GOT BACK There’s nothing like a family vacation in Hawaii to show off bodacious HILARY’s DUFF. DUDE LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY Crazy Grandpa meets Chinese crested pooch: Was STEVEN TYLER in NYC for the Westminster Dog Show or what? TREND SPOTTING No, SHIRLEY MACLAINE’s not wearing a paisley turtleneck — just an entire collage of liver spots. THE TOOTH IS OUT THERE Can DAVID ARQUETTE no longer afford a dentist or did he bang into the door on the way into trendy Chateau Marmont? PITY DA FOOL TRACY MORGAN can sport a mohawk and layer on all the gold chains he wants, but he’s no Mr. T!…

RAGING Robert Wagner confessed to killing his wife Natalie Wood during an explosive confrontation with his former sister-in-law Lana Wood! That’s the shocking claim of a world-famous body language consultant AND a noted voice stress expert who analyzed video of the Feb. 12 showdown taken in Palm Springs, Calif. “You have accused me of murdering her!” Wagner shouted after Natalie’s only surviving sibling tracked him down at a public event and demanded he FINALLY answer police questions about the Nov. 29, 1981 tragedy. “Why won’t you speak to the detectives?” asked Lana, who was fighting back tears and demanding justice for her sister. EVIL WAGNER HID TRUTH FOR 34 YEARS! Wagner barked in response: “Lana, why would you even bring up anything like that?” Then Wagner melted down. “You have…

MAN-EATING “Brady Bunch” mom Florence Henderson boasts sex gets steamier with age — and at 82 she has more than one friend with benefits! “I still feel like I’m 28,” says the sassy actress, who played Carol Brady on the sitcom from 1969 to 1974. “It’s foolish to think older people don’t enjoy sex. There’s no age limit. It keeps getting better! “No matter how old you are — and I’m pretty up there in terms of numbers — you should do whatever makes you happy. As long as you’re not hurting yourself or anybody else, I say do it!” The twice-married mother of four — who performed on ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” in 2010 at age 76 — confesses her first marriage to producer Ira Bernstein collapsed because…

A SADISTIC Florida dentist preyed on “utterly defenseless” children to feed his twisted lust that could only be sated by their screams! That’s the horrifying charge made against Dr. Howard Schneider, who is accused in a shocking lawsuit of running his pediatric dental clinic in Jacksonville, Fla., as a personal “house of horrors.” In legal papers that seem ripped right from the script of “Marathon Man” — a chilling thriller starring Laurence Olivier as a sadistic Nazi dentist — Schneider is branded a fiend with “a deep need” to “inflict pain, torture, mutilate and humiliate” the kids he strapped down in his chair. The monster choked children into unconsciousness rather than using anesthetic, according to the documents. He also performed “non-medical procedures” on the youngsters and threatened to kill their…

SCANDAL-SCARRED Sarah Ferguson, the disgraced Duchess of York, has been exiled by Queen Elizabeth! And palace insiders warn Prince Charles’ evil wife, Camilla, is next! “Her Majesty is hell-bent on cleaning her royal house and burying the scandals that have plagued the family for the last 25 years,” says a palace insider. “She wants a clean slate for Prince William and Kate when they take over the Throne. “Fergie has heaped disgrace on the royal family almost from the day she married Prince Andrew in 1986. She is the first to go — but Camilla should start packing. The ax is about to fall on her, too.” Fergie, 56, who’s been living under her ex-husband’s roof at Royal Lodge for nearly nine years, has been forced to move out —…

FRAIL and fragile Burt Reynolds wept bitter tears when his former love Sally Field refused to attend what he fears will be his last birthday bash. Still bitter over the way Burt dumped her in 1981 following a five-year affair, Sally, 69, got her revenge on the dying “Smokey and the Bandit” legend by snubbing the invite to his 80th birthday parties near his Jupiter, Fla., home, insiders say. “Burt broke down in tears and collapsed when he got word Sally would be a no-show,” says a source. “He’s an emotional mess and teetering on the verge of a complete breakdown.” The former action star, who repeatedly asked Sally to marry him, was hoping to make amends with the Oscarwinning “Norma Rae” beauty he calls “the love of his life.”…